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Hey, Uh Why Do You Have Two Beds?
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Beastkin Lore and Trans-Coded Werewolf compilation cause I am too impatient to wait for the anime.
Also, Laios being Laios called out for it.
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Every day those skeleton lesbians are on my dash beating the shit out of each other or making out or playing mario kart. I don't even know what kind of media the locked tomb is. Is it a tv series? A collection of plushies? A webcomic? A limited edition beverage with an oddly detailed lore behind it? Perchance. All of these questions and more could be solved by a simple google search, yet I kind of like having something that I have no context for - or understanding of - cross my dash occasionally. Adds a bit of spice. McGriddle and Shark? I hope they get gay married. I hope this isn't a queerbaiting situation or whatever. I hope they have lots of skeleton babies and their coffee shop continues to thrive. I hope they finally kill the onceler.
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#yes! I like kids :)#I babysat sometimes in highschool#kids usually like me#my favorite ages are 7-10 because that’s when they do things like suddenly turn to you and ask#‘why is cannabalism bad?’#fantastic. old enough that you can have a cohrerent conversation but young enough that the conversation is insane
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"No one remembered my birthday-" Well, but did YOU tell anyone it was coming up and you wanted to celebrate it with them?
"I wish someone would see through it when I tell people I'm fine-" Well, but have YOU considered not lying when people ask you how you're doing?
"I am so resentful of my friend because they keep doing this thing that really bothers me-" Well, but have YOU directly communicated that the thing is bothering you?
"I am burning out because my friend keeps expecting me to help them with serious struggles-" Well, but have YOU tried to establish the boundaries you need to feel okay?
"No one ever asks me about this thing I really care about-" Well, but have YOU brought it up yourself?
"I miss my friend but they haven't texted me-" Well, but have YOU been reaching out to them?
Sometimes people are mean, uncaring assholes, in which case you get to be mad. But sometimes you just need to communicate better. Try communication before you assume someone doesn't care!
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phil basically just said watch less tiktok write more stories about me having gay sex
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i love finding out the meaning of slangs for “attractive woman” in various languages
chick (english) - baby chicken
Schnecke (german) - snail/slug
sild (danish) - herring
fıstık (turkish) - pistachio
тёлочка (russian) - heifer
ծիտ (armenian) - sparrow
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laios you will always be iconic to me
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chilchuck going "sorry leave me outta this one. i cant fight" but then hitting literally every precise shot with an arrow or projectile he ever made in the story INCLUDING PIERCING A RED DRAGONS EYE BY THROWING A KNIFE WHILE LEAPING AWAY my bro is a rogue with dex 20 and wants no one to know biggest liar in history
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Kanzi and... who? by Ape Cognition and Conservation Initiative <3
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i love it when ryoko kui draws the gang in a modern setting but they still have their armour on
like this one specifically. jacket over plate and chainmail armour. sweatpants. hiking boots. i wish people dressed like this for real
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Worst friend group to ever exist. Reblog to throw rocks at them
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