"not someone LIKE you ... lucy it's gotta be EXACTLY you"

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MY HEART OMG NATSU U FREAKIN SWEETIE PIE JUST TELL HER U LOVE HER ALREADG OMFG

happy pride month or whatever

sorry like i cannot get ofur the fact that dib and the tallest just hung out on call fur like a whole week.

like what the fuck are mew four doing. why are mew so happy dib. mewre nefur that happy. and the tallest are just putting up with this they try to get zim off the phone as quickly as pawssibly but this fucking fureak and the defective sir unit? oh nyeah keep calling that thang fur a week straight thats fine. ok. like how am i supposed to interpurret this ofur than "at worst the tallest tolerate dib more than zim"

who does this. who allowed this. is he some sort of jesterboy to them. i understand. hes so silly. what a fureak

this is a ship post i literally put the shipname IN THE TAGS. STOP REBLOGGING FOR THE ANALYSIS. I UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS SCENE. no more reblogs for you.

mine's done a lot of sexy things in my opinion but top five to me still is asking daigo if he wanted to prioritize The Family or one man Not In The Family

no thoughts just au where nagito is a pianist

and idk maybe hajime is a singer aND AND MAYBE THEY GET INSPIRATION FROM EACH OTHER AND FALL IN LOVE YK???

My biggest flex is that dominic fike grew up 2 hours away from me. And my blood uncle is married to a woman who has family in naples so my cousins go there all the time. Were also friends with my non blood aunts (same woman i was just talking about ) family in naples so we go there sometimes. So basically, me and dominic are connected 🤷🏻‍♀️

Btw, i live in miami which is 2 hours away from naples

nobody gets me because you all suck but sigrun/tabris is so everything. to me.

ofmd au where izzy and ed are Serious Artists in a creative slump when the film production next door catches ed’s attention and he decides they need to help them along instead of doing their actual contractually agreed upon project (to izzy’s neverending chagrin, as he is the one who gets to field the very many angry emails)

the revenge films crew is incompetent, izzy hates his life, edward falls in love with its director and producer stede bonnet, everything sucks etc etc

about three months into quite possibly the worst time of izzy’s life, ed decides he needs to commit to his new boyfriend, aka divorce izzy (who came up with the idea first is not entirely clear, what with stede preaching the joys of the divorced lifestyle)

what follows is a weeks-long song and dance where izzy gets served papers, refuses to sign them, groaning about what a reticent bastard he is, rinse and repeat. quite frankly, people are beginning to pity him for obviously still being in love with ed and not wanting to lose him.

there is only one problem: ed and izzy are not actually married, and never were. izzy knows this. ed does not.

leaked jjk media is hereby banned from this acc btw. we don’t discuss that devil-worshipping nonsense on here

I want a girlfriend but I'm an ugly lesbian :(

Hey, Anon! Well, first off, I doubt you're as unattractive as you think. We're usually our own worst critics (I can attest to that).

But even if you aren't physically attractive by conventional standards, so what? I see people walking around and online all the time who I wouldn't consider conventionally attractive yet are in relationships. And they look happy!

It's true that as a lesbian, your dating pool is smaller than if you were straight, but the sapphics are out there!!

Some people have success finding dates on apps, but if you're comfortable going out, I'd recommend joining some groups/clubs/doing social activities you're interested in, since getting to know like-minded women in person is a great way to show off who you are. Your interests, your skills, your quirks that someone will fall in love with. And who knows? You may meet new friends or pick up a new hobby in the meantime!

Final thoughts: you are enough. And as my grizzled and surly old coworker used to say, "There's a lid for every pot!"

I try to remember that for myself.

saito soma fans on twt are so insane how are they get so upset over him got married lmao

another visit to my parents home another day of being nagged about a boyfriend KILL me.

random rant abt @heartjnh who doesn't really use tumblr anymore but i have to let the world know that i absolutely adore her bc im so lovestruck rn @?!#/ she's always my biggest comfort oohmy god i love talking to her sm IM GOIGB TO MARRY HER LITERALLY SHE GIVES ME BUTTERFLIES EVERYTIME WE TALK ?? no one could even come close to having such a special place in my heart as her 😞😞 reading our dms while kicking my feet and blushinv rn

^ me ans her

DAY 3 and I'm still doodling >:3

ALSO HOW'S THAT FOR A SLOWBURN THESE TWO DORKS KNEW EACH OTHER SINCE FOREVER. I mean... does it count as a slowburn if the feelings were one sided for the most part?

not gonna lie i’m really not here for frannie marrying john in s3. they barely let francesca get two lines over the past two seasons and as soon as she's allowed to be in the show she's married off? let her be a bridgerton for fuck’s sake, give me some family dynamics 🥺

So apparently when Gun goes to dance practice at gmm Off shows up sometimes just to watch him??? Can he be more whipped!?!?

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