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incorrectbarbie · 7 months

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Gloria: *writing with her left hand*

Barbie: Woah, I thought you could only write with your right!

Gloria: I’m ambidextrous.

Barbie, thinking to herself: So I have a chance...

#get it girl!#incorrect barbie 2023 #barbie x gloria

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brahmenbones · 3 months

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"Your Poppy's Angel"

#poppy playtime #I got too far in my autism #I heard Dog day say Angel ONCE and I blacked out and made this piece #my art #art #heck yeah buddy lets go angel on this bitch!!#also I made the player more fem leaning cause I thought it was cool #also scars!#girly got smashed in a train she WOULD have scars #get it girl!#Also a cast cause its her very bad no good day #heck yeah

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tache-noire · 29 days

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I KEEP FORGETTING LEXY NAIR AND BIG BILL ARE A COUPLE LMAOOO

#get it girl!#size kink haver of all time

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drjohndisco · 3 months

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she's so valid for waiting up to kiss john (even while he's sweaty from a run)!

#get it girl!#liveblogs*#2.11 #stargate atlantis

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goodshipskypirate · 2 years

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Kind of a shame we don’t see much of Vanasha. She’s got a kickass design for one, and her double agent role is pretty damn cool. She had the misfortune of coming in near the endpoint of the game, so she hasn’t had the time to establish herself. Maybe she’ll appear in the sequel. *shrugs*

#horizon zero dawn #my blog talk #That also goes double for that other guy who used to work for the Eclipse before he too wanted out #the one vanasha clearly has a thing for #get it girl!

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sully-s · 2 months

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Listen, if I had the time I would just make Justice Leauge the mockumentary, lol.

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girlsnighteverynight · 14 days

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#GIRLS NIGHT WAHOO #GET READY FOR GIRLS NIGHT #GIRLS NIGHT

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variksel · 1 year

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i hate you ai art i hate you "unalive" i hate you youtube premium i hate you twitter 8$ checkmark i hate you nfts i hate you therapy app advertisements i hate you non-chronological timelines i hate you instagram reels i hate you subtle tiktok filters that cant be turned off i hate you family bloggers i hate you ads on true crime episodes i hate you facebook i hate you vr glasses on chickens i hate you dystopian social media

#sorry but genuinely sometimes i feel like we live in a fucking dystopia #i get ads of chat bots designed to look like cute girls who will listen to your problems and it. god #its so unbelievably strange in some indescribable way #how am i supposed to explain that the word unalive makes me want to tear my hair out #vent #rant #idk

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sixth-light · 7 months

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so one of the things I was vaguely aware of before reproducing was that people hold a lot of anxiety around the gender of babies and 'wrongly' gendering babies (i.e. failing to guess correctly based on their clothes and appearance what their genital configuration is) and having now had a baby: wow, yes, they really do.

I take an extremely laissez-faire approach to baby clothes because like, they are constantly being thrown up on and grown out of and so on, what matters is that they are clean and easy to put on and I am not spending $$$$$ on them. as long as the colour/design is not directly offensive, it's fine. what this means is that people are quite frequently 'misgendering' the baby and then falling over themselves to apologise about it.

and, like, I haven't even had a chance to dress him in anything pink yet; this is based on rules I didn't expect like 'anything with flowers or sparkly bits on it is for girls only'. equally, I do not care when this happens because it's an irrelevancy, but THEY care to make sure I am not offended. so I have started telling them "look, he's only [x] months old; his gender is baby."

and you know what? you'd be surprised how many otherwise average heterosexual people process this and go "huh, yeah, I guess it is." there is a tiny amount of hope for the future after all.

#baby stuff #gender #I started by buying 'unisex' bundles of clothes #but that just means everything is grey and beige and dull #so now I get some 'girls' and some 'boys' and mix and match #and just leave out the aggressively gendered nonsense #(i.e. clothes with text on them announcing A Gender)

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ebonyheartnet · 4 months

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-Recording begins-

Spider-Man: Hi folks! I’d like to give a PSA to my usual villains, and anyone else with ideas for the next two months.

Spider-Man: *holds up a brick sized lump of metal* See this? It’s titanium!

Spider-Man: *starts flattening it out and shaping it*

Spider-Man: See, we all know that I’m crazy strong, but I never wanna really hurt anybody right? Right. While that hasn’t changed, something very important does right around this time of year.

Spider-Man: *pulls off a glove and pulls a chunk into a long stem with his nails carving lines for added texture*

Spider-Man: See, this is what we like to call exam season. Anybody who knows anything about college can tell you that it drives people up the wall, and I already climb mine when I’m antsy.

Spider-Man: *starts winding the thin sheet around the stem, delicately crimping petals in place*

Spider-Man: I do wanna be clear that this isn’t a threat, okay? I’m still not interested in crossing the line, which brings me to my point.

Spider-Man: *throws the titanium rose at the brick wall behind him, stem first, and embeds it all the way through*

Spider-Man: /That/ was restrained because I could focus enough to have full control. If I’m extremely tired or otherwise distracted, there’s just as much risk of me slipping up as someone operating heavy machinery. I’m probably not going to remember what sleep is for two whole months, so remember!

Spider-Man: *pulls out a brick and snaps it like a cookie*

Peter fucking Parker: Don’t.

#peter b parker #peter parker #ebony writes the thing #word girl #how tf did I forget to tag that smh #into the spider verse #also forgot to tag THAT ffs 🤦🏽#anyways. Miles and the other spider stumbled upon recordings of college!Peter B Parker. and uh.#this man is getting dragged across the multiverse lol. but he did in fact Ace his exams.

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stardustmuseum · 7 months

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girls will be like “this shade of green 😍” about every shade of green they see, and they’re right

#i love women #the girls who get it get it #green #green aesthetic #cottagecore #cottagecore aesthetic #moody maximalism #eclectic #shades of green #light green #dark green #forest green #emerald green #teal #sage green #literally all shades of green

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xo8ball · 6 months

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i love everything about you that is weird. btw. if you even care.

#positivity beam GET LOVED IDIOT #what am i cooking #1k #<- holy fuckin bingle!#2k #3k #4k #5k #6k #WHAT. WHAT. HAVENT SEEN THIS IN A WEEK WHAT #7k #8k #9k #GIRLS HI #10k #11k

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abigail · 11 months

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girls when their favourite jacket is no longer seasonally weather appropriate to wear

#it’s me i’m girls #don’t get me wrong I love love love spring it’s my favourite season #but most of my favourite jackets are more suitable for winter rip #a #turning off reblogs . enough.

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just-late-roman-republic-things · 6 months

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So was anyone gonna tell me the Greek navy still has a fully functional trireme?

Her name is Olympias! She was built in 1987 and can sail up to 9 knots (17 km) per hour!

Olympias weighs 47 tonnes, but is remarkably agile, able to make a 180 degree turn within one minute. Everything but the bracing ropes was constructed of the same materials as in ancient Greece. (They used steel instead of hemp rope for cost reasons.)

Experiments with Olympias have helped us understand the capabilities of warships from ancient Greek and Roman times. Triremes like her were built for speed, maneuverability, and aggressive ramming. (Her beak alone weighs 200 kg.) It appears that many of the seamanship feats described by Thucydides were indeed possible!

Olympias is now an exhibit at Naval Tradition Park in Palaio Faliro, Athens, Greece. She's usually dry docked these days, but I've found a couple videos of her at sea!

Edit: Initially got her top speed wrong, sorry. It is now corrected!

#bring back ships with eyes and snoots please #but you don't want to get booped by this snoot!#pointy girl!!#trireme #ships #jlrrt speaks #art

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l0caltiredgirl · 4 months

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when i want fluff/angst fics and all i’m getting is smut

the struggle is real

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abyssaldyke · 1 year

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*guy who hasn't eaten lunch voice* been really into the idea of picking a direction and running as fast as I can in a straight line until I collapse and die

#ya girl #im eating lunch now but you get it #work is stupid they are not setting me up for success but tonight? tonight we rave with weirdos and goths

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