omg just remembered my friend was like you look good I remember before we were all worried bc you were so depressed. screaming 😭🚶🏽‍♂️

Imagine being tricked into legally marrying your best friend and then be legally stuck in matrimony bc he won’t sign the divorce papers and instead writes an entire wattpad fanfic about how you won’t kiss with tongue

shadow: i cant wait to celebrate sonics birthd

black doom:

that part in obimaul fics when:

still thinking about this shot 🤒

tryna strike a chord

& it’s probably a minor

Regarding the Lou twitter drama:

I literally do not care if he actually posted that screenshot. I don’t care if he posted that meme 10 years ago. Y’all cannot take a joke. Anyone who’s losing their minds over this is way too sensitive and needs to touch grass. He’s not racist, homophobic, or ableist.

- A queer AND disabled Lou fan.

seeing jay hate on twt makes me want to die KEEP MY WIFE’S NAME OUT OF YOURMOUTH!!!! yeah hes annoying and flanderised and done incredibly dirty BUT HES MY GUY ONLY I GET TO SAY THAT!!!!!!!

I'm once again thinking about the missed opportunities to have Klaus and Kol bond more. Part of Klaus' whole motivation as a vampire is to get his werewolf part back and to finally be stronger than Mikael (sort of, I'm simplifying) both of which can be obtained by breaking his curse. But Kol? Kol is the only other original that can relate to having a fundamental part of themself ripped away from them. Klaus might not have known he was a werewolf until he killed, but he likely still had a connection he couldn't explain, as evident by him going to watch the wolves transform. And something he'd never been able to explain was now gone. He might only be able to realise the connection afterwards through its absence.

Kol though. Kol had grown up with magic, a connection to nature and the world around him in a way the rest of his siblings supposedly didn't have. And then he gets turned. And not only has his baby brother died, his father has just murdered him and the rest of his siblings after forcing them to drink human blood, which he'll later learn. Now, not only does he have to deal with the grief of Henrik's death and also his own but also the loss of his magic. A loss that's likely only worsened by Kol being a self-proclaimed child prodigy.

Kol is pretty much the only one who could understand what Klaus is going through with the binding of his wolf. We know Kol searched for ways to get his magic back/carry on practicing magic in the same way that Klaus was looking for ways to break his curse. While Klaus likely could still feel his wolf there despite being bound, Kol has no access to his magic anymore. I just think they should've been able to bond or connect over their shared loss of an intrinsic aspect of their selves at the hands of their parents

But the girls that come around that are like you, broken and starving for love…They understand you. They want to save you, but they never stick around , do they? You wish you could tie them to you. Put them in your trunk so they can't escape. Hide them somewhere only you have access. You want to be alone together. Forever. And there's a way to make that happen. Should I tell you, Billy?

feel like I should read the last series Cassandra Clare put out for completeness but don’t know if I’m strong enough to pick up one of those again

"No no no don't put me in the fucking pool again please" QUACKITY NOOOO

back to batgirl 2000. comics that make you go i kind of wish bruce would die

I don't participate in Batman comics or fandom spaces pretty much EVER anymore, but every time I see Batman trending because they killed Jason Todd AGAIN I get filled with Pit levels of visceral rage.

Okay I finally found the Anakin Palpatine badtouch comics I was looking for. It's in the Obi-wan & Anakin Comics Issue #4. Anakin is 12 years old and gets captured and badtouched by pirates (I can't remember if they're pirates exactly but they're ambiguous bad guys).

You turn the page and Bam! It's a flashback of Palpatine touching Anakin in a similar way.

It is admittedly less explicit than I remember (I thought he touched his face in the same way) but it's the same place on the page in the same 3 panel layout and I'm sure they're meant to be paralleled.

And right before he touches him he says this to him:

He's talking of course about taking 12 year old Anakin to The Club to fuck up some senators, which he just did earlier in this comic, but it's still textbook groomer and it paints a very nefarious picture for us, the readers.