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Submit murder husbands and wives for the upcoming gay wrongs poll (coming after the current poll finishes!)
To qualify for this poll, a couple must do bad things together. They don't have to be evil and it doesn't have to be actual murder, but 'murder husbands and wives' are defined as 'gay people who committed crimes'.
Canon couples are best, but as long as there's sufficient crime and homoeroticism I see no reason to not submit [insert non-canon ship you like].
Louis and Lestat from Interview with the vampire and Kinn and Porsche from Kinnporsche are included automatically since they were my main inspiration for this poll. Feel free to still submit propaganda for them if you want to!
Update: these entries are all pretty much confirmed to be in the tournament. You don't have to submit them anymore!
I reserve the right to disqualify a submission if I'm uncomfortable with the source material (for example if the author of [media your characters are from] is racist/transphobic/etc).
Have fun! Submissions will be open at least until September 10, maybe a few days longer.
Tagging some other polls for reach under the cut, feel free to ignore!
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@yellowcharactertournament
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#why are you gay wrong answers only#trans#gay#lesbian#lgbtq community#lgbt pride#lgbtq#lgbtqia#queer#polls#my polls#bisexual#bi pride#acespec#asexual#asexual pride#pansexual#aromantic#aroace#transgender
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School of All Time Qualifiers
Flying Rhino Junior High from Flying Rhino Junior High
Mayview Middle School from Paranatural
Miskatonic University from Lovecraft
Schoolhouse Rock from Schoolhouse Rock!
Aretuza from The Witcher
The top two schools will advance to the bracket rounds. The third place winner could possibly advance as well if it gets a large enough number of votes.
#yes i know that lovecraft is the name of the author not the piece of media the school is from#but i couldn't be bothered to look it up#and also as a gay jew getting things wrong about lovecraft is actually a politically meaningful act#or maybe i'm just lazy idk#flying rhino junior high#paranatural#lovecraft#schoolhouse rock#the witcher#polls#tumblr polls#bracket tournament
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went into the notes of that poll going around about if people want more seasons of supernatural and was immediately slapped in the face with how different my priorities are in this fandom from. a lot of it. what are you talking about ‘destiel endgame’. girl the show has bigger problems to fix than that if it ever had more seasons. they taught a three year old that the best way to be loved was to continuously try to kill himself and then they made him god.
#i can’t honestly imagine any world where there’s destiel and its like. satisfying. in any way.#as in: your options here are a) ignore the last seasons of dean. not treating cas very well to put it bluntly. you’d just have to ignore#that and go straight to They’re Fine :) Happy Ending which is. what i am picking up that the people on that poll want.#or b) go all in and make this a horror story to the end. give them destiel and make it exactly as fucked and miserable as it would#realistically be. and then that whole side of the fandom would be mad because toxic gay people shouldn’t exist actually. too complicated.#and the thing is that neither of these are at all satisfying. the second one is better. but its still. bad.#im being serious here im not trying to beat down on this. i genuinely cannot see a way. with the last few seasons setting things up the way#they did. that destiel endgame would make anyone happy. or be good. at all.#anyway like i said there’s bigger problems. new god went through years of child abuse and believes he deserved it because he was born wrong.#look me in the eyes and try to tell me this will lead to a good outcome. jack is about to do godstiel arc 2 except he won’t explode from it.#he is about to kill so many people who are Bad. and not see why that would be wrong to do.#okay im done im done i swear
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act annoying on this post and ill block you ♡
everyone accusing black sails fans of Being Rude In The Notes owes me $10 for making me look in the notes (like. What. WHERE) and $10 more for subsequently making me witness the Stede fans also being unhinged petty assholes but it doesnt count when they do it, i guess?
at this point im saltier about Black Sails fans being repeatedly being called assholes but ofmd fans Not being called out for probably the same behavior or worse? and with what feels like very little. evidence? god damn
#toy txt post#pirate poll#if you reply to this post you are in danger of being blocked and ignored#note: after having looked in the notes at what yall are calling mean and cunty amd asshole behavior from flint stans#i would like to add a disclaimer that none of you literally owe me $10 its a silly fucking thing im saying online that means nothing#lest ppl decide to add exortion to the list of crimes we're accusing flint stans of out of ? little to no basis#ftr im a flint voter but i also like stede and ofmd bc im starved for gay pirate shows. these shows are holding hands. these#shows are having a conversation and all of your being dumb in the notes about either one of them owe me and the#poll runner $10 each. again. not a literal statement unless u like. really want to i guess? lmao#i have issue w all yall. those of u voting flint cos stede took a pardon and irl stede bonnet was a slaveowner#are voting for the correct choice for entirely wrong reasons#its not irl stede on the vote its ofmd stede. flint has said his crew has sold more slaves than theyve freed#and the pardon........ill get into that tomorrow#the ppl hating stede for abandoning mary are hilarious to me sorry. he abandoned her and then she was like. finally thriving#the ppl hating flint for being edgy.....specifically that person admitting they didnt even watch past the first episode...#im glad u are not in the fandom i dont think we'd get along lol#u think flints bad for being edgy........whew#to the person who hasnt seen either show but voted flint bc he seemed more chill: you are the funniest person on this earth and i love you#that man is the least chill a man has ever been#and only finally seems chill by comparison when its Silver's turn to go off the rails and then its like not even for very long#hes the least chill there is and hes valid#anyway. one fear: thousands of salty ofmd fans hatevoting flint into oblivion into the next round#if you do that or are planning to do that. i hate you and you are extremely annoying#god he really is vriska. god forbid gay pirate women do anything 🙄#they h8te to see a 8ad 8itch winning
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I still don’t have polls. Fuck it.
Which of these fanfic ideas would you be most interested in reading?
1. Soulmates AU (Byler is romantic endgame, but—game changer!! genre breaker!! Willel are actually platonic soulmates. tired of soulmate AUs just being used like “see, my OTP is a perfect match as decided by the universe” and want more platonic soulmates as in “this person’s destiny is entwined with my own, we’re 2 sides of a coin” and more complicated scenarios like the love of your life not being your soulmate + the romantic relationship being a matter of pure choice 🤌)
2. Byclair Spider-Man AU (spidey-Lucas; maybe little bit of Elmax as a background established couple 👀; Mike and Dustin each know 1 secret and are dumbasses about it. Lucas has a crush on Will and Mike knows and is trying to get them together but he’s like “there’s a problem I think Will has a crush on Spider-Man 😔”; Dustin knows Lucas is Spider-Man and is his guy in the chair but doesn’t know about his feelings, etc, shenanigans.)
3. Byler + “guy worries he's being homophobic to gay roommate, realizes he's fallen in love with him” (what it says on the tin. this is the only one I’ve actually already written parts of, but then I saw a dozen other people do the same concept and never finished mine—but then again, “holy shit! two cakes!” so maybe people would still want to see that same basic idea as interpreted a million different times by a million different writers? this is the least unique idea but it’s an actual WIP rather than a nebulous “hey someone should write a fic like this…well i guess i should”)
#byler#willel#byclair#vote in my replies or reblogs or asks or messages idk#i dont have polls 🥲#i have more byler ideas as well but we’ll see about that if I get anywhere with these ideas first#i think nobody else is doing it like that with willel soulmates and spider byclair#there’s lots of byler soulmates and spidey byler which I LOVE don’t get me wrong#but if im to stand out i must go my own way#unless y’all want the gay roommate one cause that shit’s good too
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you don't need to know more
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#poll#history#archaeology#pls reblog i need sample size#this is for an#xkcd 2501#type thing#experts are convinced otherwise but i don't think the average person#knows anything about the topic#but it would be cool if i were wrong#of course i know tumblr isn't a random sample#many of you have read#the epic of gilgamesh#im sure#because that shit is super gay
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I know it's just because he does so many cover songs, but don't you want to see Mike at karaoke night??!!??
#ahahaha#next poll is definitely 'what song is mike singing at karaoke night'#I haven't done a poll in a while - sorry - it was supposed to be gay mike times but for some reason im shy about choosing the wrong moments?
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Confirmed and semi-confirmed entries in the gay wrongs poll so far
To the surprise of absolutely no one, Murder Husbands who coined the popular use of that term have the most submissions so far (10!)
Shoutout to Will Graham and Hannibal Lecter!
Other confirmed entries, in no particular order:
Eve Polastri and Vilanelle from Killing Eve, 4 submissions
Squalo and Tiziano from Jojo's Bizzare Adventure: Golden Wind, 3 submissions
Vegas Theerapanyakul and Pete Saengtham from Kinnporsche, 3 submissions
Wen Kexing and Zhou Zishu from Word of Honor/Faraway Wanderers, 3 submissions
Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood from The Magnus Archives, 3 submissions
Dr Harleen Quinzel AKA Harley Quin and Pamela Isley AKA Poison Ivy from various DC media, 4 submissions
Mike Walters and Edgar from WOE.BEGONE, 3 submissions
Eustass Kid and Killer from One Piece, 3 submissions
Semi-confirmed entries aka the ones with exactly 2 submissions
Heavy and Medic from Team Fortress 2
Wu Zetian, Li Shimin and Gao Yizhi from Iron Widow
Arsene Lupin III and Daisuke Jigen from Lupin III
goodtimeswithscar, or just Scar, and Grian from hermitcraft
Vriska Serket and Terezi Pyrope from Homestuck
Alana Bloom and Margot Verger from Hannibal
Jack Harkness and John Hart from Doctor Who/Torchwood
Lord Boxman and Professor Venomous from OK KO! Let's Be Heroes
Jesper Fahey and Wylan van Eck from Six of Crows/Shadow and Bone series
Roronoa Zoro and Black Leg Sanji from One Piece
The submission form is here. Please don't submit one couple/ship multiple times, but feel free to submit as many individual couples/ships as you like as long as they fit the criteria.
#confirmed entries tag#mod speaks#will reblog this tomorrow as well so it reaches more people!#polls#tumblr polls#gay wrongs poll
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#gay#marauders#remus lupin#james potter#marauders era#sirius black#lgbt#lgbtq community#tumblr polls#lesbian#trans#bisexual#one of these is a wrong answer#🐀
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the only 999 heritage post (the ass slap puzzle does not count bc true 999 fans know that more belongs to vlr and ztd) comes straight from uchikoshi himself and it's the "does snake is a gay" poll. but of course.
it even shows up in the search results (don't look it up unless you're certain you're not playing it though)
#world's first character confirmed gay via a twitter poll. it gave us ''i'm always on your side''.#the tweet escaping the ze hemisphere and mgs fans coming in to vote for the wrong snake was supremely funny#people posting *those* lines that snake says#i voted in the 2021 snake gay poll
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I know that y'all on this site are weird as shit about queer media and whether or not it's good or bad or whether it can even be counted if it's purposeful subtext but y'all will Willingly throw other queer people under the bus for your own enjoyment and because they're not 'to your exact liking' and it shows in how you respond to not only queer media that has purposeful subtext but also queer people from other countries and how they try to get around censorship
#yes this is about the queer poll tournament#i love the tournament bc its supposed to be for chaos anyways but yall miss the plot and go straight to 'it doesnt count bc i dont like it!'#it makes me mad in the exact way its meant to and i respect that#but yall will walk into something and then say its not 'truly queer' bc they didnt fuck nasty on screen#i want that too but yall are weird as FUCK about it#im also saying this as someone that would fit into the 'queer infighting' range (gay slavery fandoms that exist for some weird reason#bc ofc the only good queer rep comes when you make the real life racist slave owners kiss)#but yall dont know when to stop nor when to admit youre wrong#anyways
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I don’t know why so many people in the tags of me reblogging the ‘is it okay to suggest to a man who seems kind of eggy that he might be a trans woman’ poll are so quick to jump to “it’s never okay to tell someone they are a trans woman!” No sorry that’s a lie. I know exactly why they keep doing this.
The poll asked if it’s okay to suggest to a man that he might be transgender. It didn’t say “tell” it didn’t say “force” it didn’t say “coerce” or “harass,” it said SUGGEST.
You were perfectly capable of understanding the difference between suggesting and telling for all the other polls, so why did your mind change for this one?
What we’ve all been pointing out is that they did a poll of this exact question but with every other major queer identity and for every single one of them the “I’m not a [gay, lesbian, bisexual, trans man, nonbinary] but I think [yes/no]” options, the “yes” option was way higher than the no. Whereas for trans women the poll was sitting at “no” as the majority for a while and now “yes” is only a slight bit higher.
Think about why that is for a second.
You, person who feels the need to write an essay in the tags about how it’s only okay with specific circumstances or how it’s not okay unless some theoretical condition is fulfilled, think for a second, and don’t lie to yourself, if you would’ve wrote tags about that on any of the other polls.
If you are one of the many people whose immediate reaction to the poll was to think of all the ways that trans woman would be in the wrong for a suggestion, seriously think about why that is.
The mere suggestion that a man might be a trans woman is so offensive to you, but none of the other ones were. I know you people don’t bother listening anything we say about transmisogyny but could you, just for a moment, consider that maybe, just maybe, we might not just be hysterical trannies making things up for some sort of oppression Olympics
#transmisogyny#it’s taking all my willpower not to block/softblock every one of you fuckers in my tags
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Propaganda
Madhubala (Mughal-e-Azam, Barsaat Ki Raat, Mr. & Mrs. '55)—The Venus of India; heart-throb of all who saw her; responsible for the sexual awakening of every single desi lesbian I know (including me!) And my god, she is breathtakingly beautiful. Look at the subtle grace with which she moves, and that smile - the kind of radiant smile that can make you laugh with sheer delight, or cry because of its hidden pain. Those wild curls! That Cupid's bow! The way she tilts back her head and smiles at you with mischief dancing in her eyes! She has a way of looking at the camera that makes you feel she's sharing a private joke just with you; it's something about that quizzical twist of the lips and eyebrows. As an actress, she is inimitable; she seems to effortlessly inhabit roles ranging from a heart-broken courtesan to a laughter-loving socialite. Fun fact : she's had quite the fan following in Greece! Stelios Kazantidis even wrote a song as a tribute to her.
Ingrid Bergman (Gaslight, Casablanca, Notorious)—Where do I even begin with Ingrid Bergman? I fell in love with her with her astounding performance in the 1956 version of Anastasia -- the best Anastasia movie in large part due to her wonderful and touching performance. She's got this amazing, fascinating intensity to her in whatever role she's in. She commits 100%, and she's got this light in whatever she's in that's stunning. She's utterly convincing no matter what she plays, from an amnesiac possible lost princess, from a nun, from a woman taking her revenge on the town that wronged her, to light romantic comedy. She's never missed in any role I've seen her in! Also she became quite the MILF.
This is round 5 of the tournament. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage woman.
[additional propaganda submitted under the cut.]
Madhubala:
An icon of Bollywood, who was well known for her beauty and has continued to inspire performances and songs into the 21st century. She was at times described as "the number one beauty of the Indian screen" and "the biggest star in the world".
SHE IS EVERYTHING AHHH. JUST LOOK AT HER SMILE-
She's been nicknamed the Marilyn Monroe of India and was one of the highest paid actresses in the Hindi film industry (the term Bollywood did not exist yet) during the 1950s. Also an extremely talented dancer and singer
SHE'S JUST SO STUNNING, like seeing her eyes IMMEDIATELY CAPTIVATES YOU, THE DANCING, THE BEAUTY!!!!!!!!! She worked in Bollywood for over 20 years and passed away at a sad early age of 36, BUT THE IMPACT SHE HAD WAS UNMATCHED!!!!!
That sassy sideways glance she does always has me WEAK AT THE KNEES. And when she's making silly faces at the camera to mimic someone ahhhh my gay little heart <3
Ingrid Bergman:
God, she's fantastic. She's both beautiful and a compelling actor who's more than capable of putting the whole movie on her shoulders if necessary. It's worth noting that while her beauty is conventional, she was seen as refreshingly "natural" with more eyebrows and less makeup than many other leading ladies of the time. She's well known for her role in Casablanca, but in Notorious, Spellbound, (both available on archive.org ) and Gaslight (1944) she shows how immensely capable she is.
I mean...she's Ingrid Bergman. I feel like that should be enough, you know? She's physically beautiful (her eyes!) but watching her is like a transcendent experience. Her voice, her expressions... beautiful woman, beautiful actor.
I'm a gay man but even I understand her appeal. I'll watch any movie she shows up in. Gorgeous woman.
Just try and watch her movies without sighing wistfully, then get back to me!
Choosing 1-3 movies where Bergman was at her hottest was agony because, of course, she was always at her hottest. Not just because she was beautiful but because she was absolutely willing to go up against the bs women in Hollywood were constantly dealing with. When exiled from Hollywood for having an affair with Roberto Rossellini, not only did she refuse to apologize at any point, but she went on to say that Hollywood's films had grown stagnant and boring to her. Though she said she appreciated her time working there, she wanted to try new, different techniques (hence starring in Italian neorealist films, working on stage, and acting under directors like Ingmar Bergman). She was not afraid to chase after her artistic ideals and go outside the box regardless of what society had to say about it. From her first movie to her last she killed it. There's so much more to say about Bergman's career and life, but I've already written five million words so I'll stop at that.
ion words so I'll stop at that.
One of the most incredible actors I've ever seen on film. Her facial expressions are so intricate and poignant that I cannot look away. I'm either ace or straight, but damn she made me question that.
SEVEN TIME OSCAR NOMINEE QUEEN. Girl also PULLED, having affairs with famously hot men Gary Cooper and Gregory Peck IN ADDITION to her three marriages...sexy
She has a very natural beauty to her, and she's from Sweden!
She left Hollywood and only became more beautiful. You could drown in her eyes. She can look innocent AND like she's seen it all. She is effortlessly elegant. She's played Joan of Arc (automatically hot) AND was in the movie that coined gaslight as a term. And where would we be without that!
She was known for being a breath of fresh air on the movie scene at the time with her windswept hair, dreamy smile and soulful eyes. I have loved her in every movie I have seen her in - she was just magnetic!
Where do I even start. There's a neighborly quality to this beautiful, talented actress that makes her hotness one of a kind and her looks impossible to forget
With a career spanning five decades, Bergman is often regarded as one of the most influential screen figures in cinematic history. Known for her naturally luminous beauty, Bergman spoke five languages – Swedish, English, German, Italian and French – and acted in each.
She's hot, don't get me wrong, but I've always found her very approachable, like she could easily be a member of my friend group
A lot of the time hotness in a movie is just about words and framing. "You're the most beautiful person here" [vaseline lens] well I sure hope so because that's who you cast. But when, in Casablanca, they call Ingrid Bergman the most beautiful woman in the world... they were not fucking lying. And such a dynamite actor too!! I'd only seen Casablanca up until last year, and there she's confined to love interest. But in Gaslight she was maybe one of the most incredible actors I've ever seen!!!! Goddddd shes so fucking hot and cool.
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