A Woman And A Racoon Walk Into A Bar. . .
A Woman And A Racoon Walk Into A Bar. . .
Yesterday the Fargo Forum reported that bar patrons in Maddock, ND, who were in the Maddock Bar the night of September 6 needed to be aware that they…A Woman And A Racoon Walk Into A Bar. . .
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Racoon: what is this stuff?
Me: it’s our garbage
Racoon: it’s delicious, I understand why you chase me away from it, do you eat it?
Me: no we’re trying to get rid of it
Racoon: ok I guess I don’t fucking understand at all then
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wait that gollum game is real?????
the screenshots and articles about it arent just like...............funny hahas??
like i thought it we were all just Goncharov-ing it into existence or something
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Friends! The new AJJ album “Disposable Everything” is out now! I love it.
A couple of highlights include:
A killer opening track, Strawberry (Probably), that makes me wanna jump around!
Moon Valley High is about the Qanon Shaman (Sean gives some lore at around the 8 minute mark of this episode of Live from Quarantine)
ALL of the 5:4 measures in A Thought Of You
The way Sean sings “Keep them boys glowin’” in Candles of Love
The awesome synths in Schadenfreude
Also that song is a reworked version of Schadenfreude Song from Live from Quarantine (originally written after Trump got Covid [haha fuck u donny])
“The reverb could’ve been a bit wetter” in All Of My Woulds. (Also, this song is so sweet and kinda jazzy!!! Definitely the most interesting sonically and I love it.)
My excitement in the lead up to this album, and my excitement listening to it reminded me why AJJ is my favorite band.
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How do you feel about the raccoon twins, Lifty and Shifty?
Two halves of a whole idiot. Of course I love these cheeky bastards. They’ll pull off the biggest heist together and then immediately throw the other brother under a train for a nickel.
They’ve stolen my heart
Get it? GET IT???
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Just something I reflected on
The last 2–3 posts I've made have been extremely discouraging and upsetting, and I just wanted to reflect on why I'm so negative suddenly.
Below the cut:
Initially, when I watched the trailer for Kung Fu Panda 4, I was super excited. Sure, I saw Zhen and instantly felt off about her, but the rest was too good to be brought down by her. Though, as I went on Tumblr, I got onto the KFP4 tag to check out some fan art for the Chameleon, but was met with a barrage of negativity. I'm not blaming anyone, but it does affect opinions when there's genuinely good points.
This phenomenon has happened frequently, as I usually wish to see fan art and am met with critique that I end up reading (which is still entirely on me), which in turn makes me wonder if I really should like the media I consume.
The reflection I did today did aid me in coming to a proper conclusion about my stance:
I'll like what I damn please, even if it's literal shit. The jokes can be awful, the story can make little sense, the cinematography can be abysmal. I don't care. I watched through the entirety of The Untamed, for goodness’s sake. Yeah, maybe DreamWorks should do better, and yeah, perhaps it's stupid that they made some new character to take up screen time when we could've had the Furious Five. Yes, DreamWorks, do better, treat the furious five better, make a compelling movie twice in a row challenge impossible.
If I end up loving it based on the few good things in it? Then so be it! I like Hotel Transylvania 3. NO ONE likes Hotel Transylvania 3. But I do. So, people may be critics, but I'm genuinely tired of being a critic and I'm going to be a silly guy and go "ohh. animation prettyy omggg tai lung hiii tai lung wydd <33" even if the story isnt living up to the past movies. I watch movies, shows and consume books and media to feel, not to nitpick and be all professional. I watch stuff to have a good time. So if KFP4 sucks, I hope for it to be bad as an enjoyable time and not a waste of time.
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WHY ARE PEOPLE FOLLOWING ME, I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING GOOD
My blog, Its all garbage right now, like exclusively trash, I haven't gotten around to uploading femboy photos yet... y'all a bunch of raccoons > <
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“Red pandas aren’t pandas, they’re cats. Like raccoons. Meow.” -@babeylives
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just thinking about how I joked with my sister that I'd find her old tumblr from when we were kids and now her finding MY tumblr is like. my worst nightmare. I'm so unhinged and I reblog from my friends who are somehow MORE UNHINGED and I'm obsessed with stargate and I don't need her knowing how obsessed I am.
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