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teashopcrafts · 3 months

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Saw this on a shirt and it made me laugh so I had to stitch it. Lol, and it's perfect for Valentines week.

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#the tea shop #tea shop crafts #cross stitch #drugs #funny cross stitch

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emmapixels · 1 year

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made this design for a cross-stitch pattern with GlitchStitch!

my art links

#pixel art #cross stitch #cross stitching #cross stitch pattern #funny cross stitch #art #animals

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sturdy-nerdy-stitchery · 1 year

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𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧 𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐩 𝐒𝐎 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐲, 𝐢𝐭'𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭!

I mean. Considering the amount of people who spend forever on their throne with pain and regret? I mean, was that slice of cheesecake REALLY worth it, Jenny?

How many folks just willy-nilly, higgledy-piggeldy, go for that slice of pizza thinking "Well....it'll be fine"

SO! I BEG YOU! REBLOG THIS! why? Because out of ALL your followers, there is a 100% chance that at least TWO or more are lactose intolerant. CALL THEM OUT! Call them out HARD while they are on the toilet, bent over at the waist with nothing but pain and regret.

You can find this hilarious and relatable pattern at the link below! 𝐡𝐭𝐭𝐩𝐬://𝐰𝐰𝐰.𝐞𝐭𝐬𝐲.𝐜𝐨𝐦/𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠/𝟏𝟑𝟗𝟖𝟑𝟓𝟗𝟐𝟖𝟑/

Be sure to follow my etsy for MORE awesome patterns! Heck! If you like what a creator like myself does, consider showing support by buying me a coffee. The caveat? My ko-fi page is ALSO where I keep my free patterns! Just, don't complain about them. They are free. What more do you want.

See link below to buy me a coffee and or get free patterns!

𝐰𝐰𝐰.𝐤𝐨-𝐟𝐢.𝐜𝐨𝐦/𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐲𝐍𝐞𝐫𝐝𝐲𝐒𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐲

#Cross Stitch #Cross Stitching #Cross Stitch Pattern #lactose intolerance #funny #funny cross stitch #cross stitch nerd #cross stitch love #xstitch #food #pizza #dairy #relatable #relatable quote

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rihannon14 · 1 year

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About to create a crossstitch pattern that’s just “pillar boy WHERE”

#dimension 20 #acofaf #a court of fey and flowers #d20 acofaf #andhera #d20 #omar najam #oscar montoya #prince andhera #pillar boy #lords of the wing #brennan lee mulligan #aabria iyengar #cross stitch #cross stitch pattern #self drafted patterns #funny cross stitch

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crassstitchbeetch · 1 month

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this one goes out to soup. gotta be one of my favourite liquids

A new pattern for purchase if you distinguished people feel so inclined!

#cross stitch #bee’s patterns #cross stitch pattern #soup <3 #crass stitch #i am art and god is throwing soup at me #funny cross stitch

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patchworkblankie · 1 year

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An embroidery I made for my mum featuring her favourite slogan, along with a few goofs and edits from the making process!

#projects #cross stitch #hand embroidery #crystal ball #funny cross stitch

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crossstitchsalmon · 2 years

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Check out my new Cockroach Spongebob Meme Pattern on Etsy! :) https://etsy.me/3QNRd1m

#spongebob #spongebob memes #cross stitching #easy cross stitch #free cross stitch pattern #nerdy cross stitch #funny cross stitch #cross stitch #cross stitch pattern

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yagna2211 · 1 year

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I made a whole series of sassy disney princesses. All of the patterns are on my Etsy. https://www.etsy.com/listing/1246188273/cinderella-funny-cross-stitch-pattern?click_key=8b18e674c8a0ff97e5947ca0763443f2f4d5aa9f%3A1246188273&click_sum=d057cec2&ref=shop_home_active_11

#disney #disney princess #cinderella #girlboss #cross stitch #funny disney #funny cross stitch #modern disney #disney adult #motivational #cross stitch pattern

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tango-stitch · 1 year

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(со страницы Not my circus not my monkeys funny quote cross stitch)

#funny cross stitch #funny #funny quote #funny embroidery #cross stitch #embroidery

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tomatopudding · 1 year

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Cross Stitch Update: November 19th 2022

This pattern is not mine, I purchased it from Imperfect Inspiration.

And it's done! There isn't any backstitch in the original pattern, but I added it because I was having trouble picking the words out of the background, even with the pretty apparent color difference. I think the backstitch also just helps pull it all together.

#daily cross stitch #cross stitch update #cross stitch #small cross stitch #funny cross stitch

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toruandmidori · 2 years

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Trap house sweet trap house.

If you are looking for a Christmas gifts for hip-hop loving crafters, or if you are a hip hop loving crafter searching for some cool, cozy cushions to turn your crack house into a crack HOME - then look no further!

We've a superb range of funny, quirky “home sweet home” embroidery hoop style designs featuring classic hip hop, rap and r n b lyrics - cross stitched.

Also available to buy online now on prints, mugs, tote bags and more over at our Redbubble store, check out the full range here, individual links below:

Y’ALL GON’ MAKE ME LOSE MY MIND

NO DIGGITY

I CALL HER BIG BOOTY

A CRACK HOME

NOTHING BUT A G THING BABY

DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTA

TRAP HOUSE SWEET TRAP HOUSE

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sturdy-nerdy-stitchery · 1 year

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Here I am, posting a semi-update of yesterday’s pattern listing...

ONLY BECAUSE!

This is the image I made for instagram to showcase the two patterns AND I HAVE TO SHARE THIS HERE BECAUSE OF THE NOTES! I mean. IF THESE AREN’T ADHD NOTES, then I don’t know what is. Anyone want to hyperfixate and see what the going rate is for your appendix?

Remember, you can find these, and MANY MORE patterns over on my etsy at:

www.SturdyNerdyStitchery.Etsy.Com

And you can tip my jar for coffee or get free patterns:

www.ko-fi.com/SturdyNerdyStitchery

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TUMBLR15

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I am running this coupon through the end of the month, only posting for tumblr. I mean, you can spread the word around, but I am only sharing this code to tumblr.

Might do similar end of next month for just IG. then, Tiktok. Then, facebook?

#Cross Stitching #Cross Stitch #Cross Stitch Pattern #ADHD #ADHD Problems #Etsy #Etsy Cross Stitch PAtterns #Etsy Cross Stitch #ADHD life #ADHD Probs #Cross Stitch PAtterns Cross Stitcher #Funny #Funny Cross Stitch

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katiekutthroat · 10 months

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