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i have my versions of the flash and green lantern for this movie dream of mine too and i self indulgently decided they are dating
#the flash#green lantern#hal jordan#barry allen#halbarry#dc#they get to be those annoying in a happy relationship mfs who give advice to other people#dont take this too seriously#fuck the timeline i make my own timeline#i should just write out a whole silly script for this film cause i’ve been thinkin abt it alot#idk why they look like that i made this at like five in the morning and i have no memory of the thought process#my art lol#the sillay lego au
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Both square enix and other players can take the idea that Cait has his own personality and sense of will separate from Reeve from my mummified hands
#like there’s just no fucking way this cat is controlled 24/7 by a man who is currently#working to restore multiple destroyed sectors in the city he’s the HEAD OF URBAN DEVELOPMENT FOR#he also speaks and acts separate from Reeve in dirge so like.#Cait’s a little guy. the overlap between him and Reeve is definitely real. but they’re like a living Venn diagram to me#especially in the original game some of the things he says just only make sense if he’s got his own personality and thoughts#and I do believe there’s room for that in the remake timeline too!!!#it’s like dumb how adamant I get about this i know#but to me it’s a diminishment of both characters if you go ‘Cait is reeve’s fake fursona and he’s doing a bit in his office constantly’#text#idk!!!!#like I’m not saying Reeve doesn’t speak thru cait. I think he does often#but Cait’s got his own mind too!!#I have this like very elaborate idea of how it all works but when I try to write it. incomprehensible#someday I’ll phrase it right lmao#Cait sith#Reeve tuesti#tagging for my purposes and not#for the purpose of this showing up in the tag but if you read this far and wanna talk to me about them: go for it lol#sorry to my friends who have read my rants about this before lol#I just!!!!#sigh!
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I have no problem with captain carter getting one or two episodes but jesus. You have a show with endless possibilities and you center it around her. For fucks sake might as well change the name of the show to captain carter
#like my god what does Haley atwell have on Feige#or I could even understand a lot about her character if it wasn’t so random and just making her seem like this important multiversal being#when literally shit like that should go to strange Wanda Loki carol#there’s just so much potential and they have some fantastic episodes and then right after it’s just more random stories about Peggy?#and half the time they don’t even give her any original characterization it’s just copy and paste of main timeline Steve?#just like her saying ‘I don’t think I will’ in the 1602 episode for fucks sake at that point make Steve your main#which I really liked that episode but also just…..like if you’re gonna focus on her at least make her her own person#anyways sorry y’all I just am annoyed at this point bc????#what if?#marvel#mcu
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when hes so cringe and pathetic that he makes paladin danse look charismatic and confident
#making his hair longer every time i draw him because fuck my own timeline i like to draw it that way#my art#val#fallout#ill tag danse later i dont want to spam the main search tag#alright fuck it#paladin danse
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thinking about sth ages and trying to put together a reasonable timeline where they actually maybe like . Age is really funny because what the fuck
alternatively liek . LORD
#not even considering the idea that he absolutely definitely had his birthday in generations but remains 15 like . okay#if they just wanted me to settle on the idea that they are the same age forever they shouldn't have SHOWN HIS BIRTHDAY#also definitely added stuff up wrong in the first chart I am overheating#this is a canon timeline i got from this random site ages ago if u see titles missing and all that's why . was too lazy to make my own#anyways this is all just for good fun I've been kicking this around from day one#i treat sonic as 15 in every piece of media anyways . except for the classic style games . i always see him as 11-14 before adventure era#and then 15-16 forever after . the most fucked up year or two ever with no breaks i guess !!!!
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genuinely really frustrating that people will like. choose to accept the age mistake made in assassin as canon for deathbringer when it actively contradicts older material. like. sorry idk if this is me being unfair here but genuinely like. why would you think it's intentional when deathbringer is described in main series as maybe a year or two older than glory at most, and can canonically not be any older than 9 due to stated timeline facts in the main series.
like. I get not liking glorybringer, i really do. no ship is for everyone. hell, even if assassin specifically makes you feel weird about it, so be it, to each their own. i can undertsnad that too. and yes, the glorybringer fans who think the age gap are canon are also in the wrong. they're being really gross, i don't think it's necessary to disclaim that, that feels given, but like... that only comes to my point still of like, i really don't understand taking a spin-off as canon over the main series. i don't really understand prioritizing later content as canon as opposed to the main work over spin-off as canon. why should a spin-off take jurisdiction just cuz it's newer? i feel like the older the canon is, the more likely it is the newer stuff will make mistakes. to me, in the case of a contradiction, the main series should be taken to? a spin-off is meant to supplement the main series, so shouldn't it only supplement canon that doesn't contradict?
like also, i get being frustrated it isn't fixed, but also. like. i obviously have not worked with a publisher before, but if I was writing for fucking scholastic books, no matter how well fucking beloved my series was, I don't know if I could risk being like "hey. can you pull my books from shelves and e-stores for me so that I can edit one line?" Like. I really don't think there's any reality in which I can make a corporation agree to that kind of thing, no matter what that one line may fuck up about my main story. like it's not even the only mistake she makes in the winglets. she calls deathbringer a rainwing in the flip book, but we're not hailing that as canon in retrospect, right? I don't know. I think it's unfair to presume that she's choosing not to fix it as opposed to it being an improbable to downright impossible thing to ask of a publisher. like yes tui is an incredibly successful author but i really don't know if we can presume she has that much actual sway on her publisher.
it's just really exhausting as a deathbringer enjoyer to feel like if I want to talk about and enjoy his character, and yes, that includes context given in the assassin winglet once you ignore the timeline error, i feel like I constantlyyy have to be saying "yes I think the timeline error is an error. no i don't think deathbringer is 13." like. every time i bring him up. i'm a riptide fan I'm used to it but also it's sooooo tiring to go into a character tag for a guy i like and be swamped with hatred for him and it's so much worse for deathbringer than riptide because in the deathbringer tag I have to deal with being actively accused of excusing gross shit for liking him instead of people just saying that my blorbo is boring.
#by nightwings standards deathbringer isn't even a fucking adult. like even when I was first reading the books he never read as an adult to#me. and the assassin winglet only further adds to this for me not lessens. he reads so much as#teenager/barely in his 20s guy who grew up#way too fucking fast for his own good but fully buys into his own narrative that he's got everything sorted and together#the way the age system works as I've always interpreted it is that like. each age up to 7 covers a wide but decreasing number of human#maturity years every time and then slows to the years being one-to-one by the time they're 7#with 7 corresponding to 18#which makes the nightwings not counting dragonets as fully grown until 10 the equivalent to how 21 is kind of like being an Actual Adult#law wise in America at least i mean to say#deathbringer can't even legally buy beer yet is what I'm saying. some hotels wouldn't let him check in without an accompanying adult#deathbringer#misc#wings of fire#wof#sorry for complaining in main tag but I'm so fucking tired of being made to feel gross for liking a character over material that#no casual fan of the series is even going to know exists or read that is so clearly a timeline error based on everything in the actual#series that I read#does my joke about him not being able to buy beer make up for it#do you guys still think i'm cool#on the note of publishing too#there's no reason to think scholastic could even make it happen in a timely fashion even if tui did ask for the change to the books. like.#looking up working with scholastic reviews some of the most common negative reviews are about poor management#i'm not trying to white knight for her or anything i think she's a flawed human being like anyone else I just think if ur gonna critique he#you should do it about stuff that's like actually poorly handled in her series. not a timeline error in a spin-off. like. come on.
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back on my bullshit [rw modding]
bonus! baby
#rain world#rw modding#badcat bullshittery#i should make a tag for my badcat stuff [edit: i did]#anyway fuck if i know literally anything but the basics but i like how they work so far#theyre speedy [even more so in tunnels] and have the right diet#pretty happy with the food requirement#and theyre in a somewhat proper environment now!#they will get their own regions once i figure out how that works but for now saint's timeline will do#really theres only three things i need to figure out#coding in their electric spear making ability is the biggest priority but also regionmaking and the co-op/arena/expedition icon
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Sup, which Emma do you like more?
I haven't played in a while and don't really remember which were the most competent / intelligent ones
Oh my god you just game me an essay topic. I'm gonna go off. It's probably a little unfair since I haven't finished Leon's route yet, I don't remember sariel's very well, and I am not up to date on everyone's event lore, since I know even if there's something she's lacking in a route, every Emma has the same capacity to impove and learn because she's always diligent on her studies. It is unfair that I'm gonna reference some event but not others. I also already know I'm gonna have a gilbert tangent since I thought about this on the sub and yeah that's where ill end up. I'm also gonna throw some shade at chev and silvio cuz. I that's just how i am.
NOTE: there's not a single emma that I can bring myself to call actually just stupid since intelligence is more like a subjective spectrum and something that cannot be quantified exactly. (Kinda like how someone can be dyslexic or illiterate but still be very intelligent. Just not in the way our stupid and elitist school systems makes us think being intelligent means)
It depends on how they play on her estabilished traits and a little bit on what she learns in the palace and from her suitor.
The things I would say are consistent is that she is VERY intuitive (we could call it the bunny senses lol) good at reading people, emotionally intelligent...compassionate...that general idea. The other is that she is good at talk no jutsu but that manifests in different ways depending on route. Either through negotiation skills (Chev, Sariel) or just straight up being a therapist (Licht, Luke)
It all starts in the prologue, with the event convinces sariel to choose her as belle. She essentially has two reactions: The slap and the formal apology she gives chev. Depending on the route, they lean into either one or the other. In Chev's, it's remarked how one can hardly believe she's the same woman who slapped and yelled at that drunkard, because she generally carries herself more composed and... Dignified. She is better at keeping a level head and also good at negotiation and debate. In Sariel's it's similar. In Silvio's route you get the emma who's first instinct is to slap a guy for saying something stupid. This works for silvio because he hates fake people and it makes him relate better to her cuz he also never got the hang of that whole speaking politely even to someone you hate thing. This change is a lil dependant on which suitor she's interacting with.
Back on her intuition again, this is something that can feel like a plot hole or just bad writing if they don't execute it well. Like how in chev's route that scene in the ball where she sees him basically accidentally drive away that father and daughter that tried to talk to him and she just gets this feeling of urgency that she wasn't able to put into words. This happens again after she saw him on the battlefield and she became afraid of him but still didn't want to just give up on him. It is explicitly stated that even as belle, she does not have to get involved with him any further but she still doesn't have a coherent thought on why that is??? At least not till, I think it was when she realised she was in love... And like. I'd like to believe the game doesn't wanna hold my hand about it like?? If a person who'd fall in love with chev would have to be insightful and good at reading between the lines, WHY DIDN'T they write that??? I know making her someone who follows her heart is a good contrast to chev, who is very logic driven, and makes it to where they cover each other's weaknesses, but christ was it frustrating to read back. WHY couldn't you make made her more articulate?????
The beginning route emmas are generally more... Simple, to borrow chev's words. Like how in Yves's she straight up forgets about clause 99 and makes Yves the king without even thinking about how she'd be supposed to never see him again and they just immediately annule it. Which is funny cuz in other routes she REALLY Angsts about that.
Unsurprisingly, the strongest use of emma's intuition and talk no jutsu is in Clavis's route. When she was convincing chev to save clavis... Which is something she didn't even HAVE to tell him, he was testing her and preparing her for when she'll have to testify and convince the foreign princes. She had to talk to GILBERT alone. She smelled the danger on him instantly. And she survived that talk. Amazing. Altho she's one of my favorite and one of the most "she just like me fr" versiona of emma, I was still... A lil bit ahead of the plot than her. Mostly because long before the route was even out I said about clavis's thing "to want to be remembered is to want to be loved" which is literally just something he told her later when the route was, just inverted. This is literally the only reason why chev couldn't chase me out the palace. If I can read his little brother that quickly I must not be completely innept afterall. Now I know i say "characters saying exactly what i would say is always a win" and I am aware that's a VERY subjective measure for a good story, but it's usually good indicator of the story being aware of where the audience would be and also the kind of person that would actually like the suitor we're supposed to be romancing.
Now, an example of something that normally you would call stupid but they make it make sense would be sariel's route where she insists on uh... Going on missions around the kingdom with him. We all know she doesn't REALLY need to do that for belle duties, she doesn't do it in other routes and it cuz it's not REALLY for her belle duties. She WANTS to get to know sariel better and be there at his side, maybe be there to look after him if he's in danger. She finds the argument that will her get what she wants and takes measure to make sure she doesn't hinder him needlessly. This emma is good at getting what she wants! We all like an active emma! The rom end is her forging her own plan to save sariel and putting the talk no jutsu in action!! She does something like that in Jin's too. She makes the plan to save him only upon learning that he was about to get himself executed! She was quick on her feet! She went out there to stall for time! She recognized that clavis would never let him die like that and incorporated that into the plan!!! I still remember that event where she recognized he went out while she was passed out cuz his hands were cold and he was impressed like "i didn't think about thay" when jin's route was the latest one out she was the smartest emma around hands down!
Now with rio's emma, pre-route, I used to worry that she's one of the blissfully unaware ones, since they were giving us events where rio gets something done behind the scenes to help her and then he chokes and doesn't tell her the truth of what he did but later evemts corrected that. And you see it in jis route too. She IS good at reading rio and she hates when he "sacrifices his life for her" and she calls hin out on it. The fact it's not a sacrifice and that she has a problem of not asking for help even when she should is a different suitcase to unpack. She fucked up when she expected just talking to get things resolved and it got rio stabbed but that did affect her greatly and you can see in his later events how she's grown foresight and thinks ahead about things even rio doesn't (she asks rio's mom to mentor her) . Rio literally sets the floor for her with a scheme to get her to show some nobles that didn't approve of their relationship her value and she shows off her talk no jutsu. They really make a good team.
Like I already said, Licht and Luke's MCs kinda end up doing therapy work. Granted the climax of Luke's route is more intense. In licht's route she is patient, she tries to understand how he thinks first, she takes A LOT of time to think about what to say to him to pull him out of his darkness. I could say Luke's MC gets her intuitive insight nerfed but it's LUKE. He had me fooled. He had EVERYONE fooled. Literally nobody expects the matryoshka doll of trauma that is luke. Oh and I remember his proposal event in which it's clear that she's been doing a great job adjusting to playing like a noble lady so the nasty people that don't approve of their relationship now that luke is actually acting like a prince, literally can't find an actual to pick with her other than that she's a commoner (luke explicitly states this to cheer her up). And we ALL know luke only shaped up to his true potential for her.
Silvio's route is... *looks for a nice way to say it* it doesn't give her... As much opportunities to shine... She's still insightful, in how she sees right through silvio and how sad his life is, but the thing they do with her intuition, compassion, empathy is that silvio does and says a lot of terrible shit to her but she just gets this feeling that deep down he's hurting too (that's a scene in the rom ending) and like?????? Emma is never wrong to trust her suitor, we all know it's an otome game, but this *gestures vaguely to the whole route* just feels like cybird forgot how to write a real woman. Like no. That's not how I act around a shitty jerk that bullied me. Especially not if sariel is gonna give me the go ahead to act like a "wicked noblewoman" to drive him away. Granted, emma is so altruistic the meanest thing she can think of is pretend to be drunk and ask for piggie back ride.... I guess I'm not that nice, but before you call me cruel, I am not even talking about the mean shit i could say about silvio. I'm talking about the very simple and real fact that when women hate men, we just wanna get away from them is all.
That is NOT how im gonna act after a guy asked me to be his escort so he wont reveal my secret identity!!?!??! I'm gonna be weary, on my guard and very "don't you FUCKING touch me" like. Yeah, eww stuff like this has happened in other routes but say, in noktos, they get that shit outta the way in CHAPTER ONE. He says something to get under her skin. Tricks her into coming to a party with him. She gets drunk and cuddly. He gets her to his room. They do NOT sleep together cuz nokto explicitly says that would not be enjoyable. They get that out the way quickly. She's mad furious about him for a looong time afterwards. It's all understandable. He later admits he did that to get her to keep her guard up so someone with actually terrible won't take advantage of her. "Did her a favour" i know it's a trope. If it was on a to do list for suitors, silvio fucking failed this one.
Cuz after all, he doesn't really act like someone who's trying to get her to slip and reveal her as belle (he did go for that seriously in clavis' route) and you know what that does?? Get her to lower her guard!
That is something that gil (mwuah he saying what I'm thinking. Mwuah. I would say we share a brain cell but he obviously has a multitude of brilliant braincells he uses for evil) doesn't just take cruel advantage of, he warns her!! He doesn't just send silvio out to save her, he gives this vague warning not to watch out only for silvio and let her guard down around others. Altho he had to be seen whispering to her in the kitchen to raise suspicion, he didn't HAVE to do that!! But he's like 10 steps ahead in the 5D chess and she's just normal so she never picks up on it even after she gets that she fell in his trap. He took steps to make sure she didn't die or something, cuz yeah he needed her alive for the long plan and he only meant to threaten silvio a lil but still!!!! When they're in the carriage after that, she points out how silvio's been letting her get away with everything, i am pretty sure she was being that that was the reason ahe ended up in that situation , wich by the way,
I KNOW the point is supposed to be that it's keith and that interrogation felt like coming outta nowherw but. I can't help but feel like different emma's would have handled that better. I feel like say, gil's emma woulda done better than just panic. She's good at thinking quick on her feet. You have to be cuz that man throws you curveballs only. She's already good at it, and being around him trains her even more. Like the fake lovers event. It's... Funny to think maybe she can get good at lying. Since gil hates lies. But that's essential what she did there where she had to find an excuse to act in front of a whole audience of nobles, without revealing either her true identity or use the name of the family that sariel found for her to use, since that could even get them killed.
Coming back to silvio's route, that rescue was the moment she knew for sure silvio wasn't really dangerous and actually looked out for her. That was the begging of things not going as shitty as they were before. Or was supposed to be except that then she goes and gets drunk and passes out in silvio's room after we JUST had a talk about not letting your guard down. God that pissed me off to an irredeemable point. But after that they hang out nicely and cuz she wants to not cuz she's forced.
AND THAT WAS ALL PART OF THE PLAN. Gil wingmaned this couple as much as rio did and he'll never get any thanks for it!! Like yeah the 5D chess involved getting silvio on the throne and getting better tariff deals for obsidian and what not but it also involed. Getting them together. (Insert deleted scene of gil playing with the chess set in chev's room and he's making the pieces that are silvio and emma kiss) ughhhhh i wanna kiss him so badly (gil ofc)
I don't really wanna go on a rant about just silvio's route but it's like the more I think about it the worse it gets? Emma kinda just gets taken for a ride. There are other routes instances where she gets pushed around or needs rescue but... (Points to her for getting out of that kidnapper's cell before the boys even came to rescue her and thinking quick and throwing that vase) in the dramatic he rescues her from that interrogation, and then he makes his plan to take the throne and she's basically there for moral support... And then in the romantic ending (in which silvio is much worse cuz he tries to commit to the villain bit but then backs out and does a self sacrificing move) the "you're my fiancee now so shut up asshole" plan was rio's idea...... She's just.... Done better than this...
Huh i know literally nothing about keith or his emma and his route is up next. I know she has to be observant in order to tell the two keiths apart. That ought to be interesting. Wait. Does dating keith count as polyamory since you technically date two of him??
#btw no i don't think gil lied about hating like. happy couples and shit#since in his head silvio has a 'weakness' now#altho emma's role is more flexible than that#she can be silvio's strength and gil will still find a way to play that his own advantage somehow as we literally just saw#i am capable of seeing all that about gil's play in silvio's route but instead of being confident in it#in my judgement#i wonder if I'm delulu if it's rose tinted glasses#i wonder if love is blind#or maybe love wears an eyepatch and it's depth perception is fucked and makes em wanna start shit#ughhhh i wanna kiss him so badly#i stayed up till midnight to finish this cuz otherwise I wasn't gonna sleep anyways#ikepri#cybird#ikemen prince#ikemen series#ikepri analysis#over thinking the f outta gilbert#i genuinely expected gil to seriously try to get me killed at least once in every timeline it's just that. he'll pick the specific moment#in order to maximum effect and turn the suitor in the a fallen beast#maybe even destroy the country just from that#so that means as long as i can tell now isn't that moment I'm not really gonna. act the part#i wouldn't say rest easy cuz that's misleading#but yanno
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i've fixated on the sticks for the past 7 months and i also just finished watching the first half of rottmnt s1 and also the movie, and i have come to the following conclusion:
this venn diagram is almost completely just straight-up a circle
#rosie babbles#sticks#rottmnt#animator vs animation#animation vs minecraft#red-coded brawler in a friend group of fighters who'd rather goof off and have fun but are more than capable of stepping up to save the day#questionable father figure whose past may or may not bite them all in the ass#has a kickass bestie who isn't really like them but can easily hold their own and may or may not be capable of uh. big laser blast.#(april would make it happen somehow i believe in her)#lives somewhere out of the way of 'normal' society#loves teensy weensy animals#the moment someone messes with the besties It Is On Fucking Sight#got possessed and forced to fight and nearly kill the besties once#canonically died in at least one timeline but through the power of Fuck You they're still kicking to this day#yellow-donnie parallels and the parallel conglomerate of blue-green-mikey-leo#are also bouncing around my head like a mach speed windows screensaver#it's 1:20 AM. help lmfaooooo#8:30 AM edit: OH I FORGOT ONE AHSJAHZHAHAA#they have also both been within a massive duplicate of themself controllable by their own movements and have used it for good at least once#tmnt
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(A thought process post from a couple weeks ago lol, also when I say spiderverse events I’m talking about the comics)
Rereading spider noir 2020 run and ummm wow they rlly threw the actual chronological timeline out the window Huh. Like the 2020 run is before WW2. The spiderverse events happen after ww2, cause at the beginning of spiderverse it’s referenced that MJ was part of the war effort, WHAT ARE WE DOING. Cause he dies/gets resurrected in spiderverse and the 2020 run references that. WHAT ARE WE DOING?!
Ok, did some research. I lied to you. So MJ was apart of the Lincoln Brigade or smth in Spain. Originally, I just assumed that that was a team/effort during WW2 but it’s not. They were American volunteers who were helping out during the Spanish civil war, which ended in 1939(?). So in all likelyhood MJ doesn’t get back to the states until 1939.
First things first, if MJ is the same age as Peter that puts her at about(assuming 1933 vol.1 HS age 15-18) 21-24 and AUGHHHHH. But either way that means Peter is 21-24 during the beginning of the spiderverse events and the spiderverse events end before WW2 starts in 1939 and the US enters the war in 1941. AND noir 2020 happens BEFORE WW2 aswell. That is too tight of a timeline but I digress(writers YOU’RE KILLING ME).
#I could be wrong but omg am I right??#either way justifies me fucking up the timeline for my own benefit.#cause if comics spiderverse was before WW2 then that changed his age by possibly 4 yrs#+#that changes his age from 28 to like 22#during spiderverse so to speak#pffft yikessss#none of this shit makes sense#like I understand not wanting a concrete timeline but GIVE ME DATES AND YEARS PLS#we don’t even know how long the inheritors were hunting the spiders for#id love to know how long the entirety of the spiderverse events were#spider noir#spiderman noir#Spider-Man#peter benjamin parker#Mary Jane Watson noir#MJ noir#spider noir conspiracies
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wip woo an hour left of wednesday
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look. wildfire will get written. but right now it’s more hook, line, and sinker.
Skylar shook her head. “Jessie, you don’t even like Silver Lake,” she grumbled under her breath. “Ya always called it an ‘overcrowded, overrated tourist trap.’”
Jestiny felt a sharp stinging ripple behind her eyes, fury bubbling up in her throat — of course she liked Silver Lake. A person didn’t fish somewhere for nearly seven months straight and not even like it. She might even say she —
She slammed her fist against the table again, this time hard enough for ice cubes to clink against the glass of Sherri’s whiskey from the force. “In summer it’s an overcrowded, overrated tourist trap,” she ground out, sucking a breath in through her teeth. “In winter it’s the only fucking decent place to catch trout!”
“It’s a big lake.”
“Not big enough for the three of us!”
“I’m not gonna stop fishing at the lake I run my own damn business at,” Sherri said, the slightest hints of a scowl beginning to furrow onto her face.
“Oh, well!” Jessie cried, shooting up to her feet with a grating scrape of the legs of her chair against the hardwood. “I would fucking hate to crush your goddamn entrepreneurial spirit!”
The sarcastic exclamation was apparently loud enough to even draw the attention of the wasted asshole in the tacky duster, who finally fixed his unfocused gaze on her — but blessedly only increased the volume of his own manic rambling in response, eyes of the crowd turning their heads back towards him.
“— because he can’t even stick a landing, by the way. Always veers to the —”
“Hell, I might as well give you the fuckin’ shirt off my back, huh?” she laughed, tugging at the collar of the graphic t-shirt bearing the outline of a bass splashing out of water beneath the slogan ‘My Fishing Line Isn’t The Only Thing I Get Wet.’ “Since I bought it at Can of Worms, too! Guess it’s all yours, now that it’s over!”
She actually thought she bought it the first day they — never mind that — she yanked the hem from beneath the waistband of her shorts to begin pulling it over her head.
“Jesus fucking Christ, Jessie!” Skylar barked. “We did this in a public place because we were hoping it’d make you less likely to make a scene.”
“Oh, I —” she threw the shirt down onto the table, pressing fingertips against the worn polyester of the sports bra covering her chest in gesture to herself. “I’m making a scene?”
“Big fucking scene,” Sherri agreed. “You always make some kinda —”
“This is not a scene!” she interrupted, waving a hand over the table. “This —” She grunted, swinging her arm back to point towards the creep prattling on at the next table so loud she couldn’t hear herself think long enough to form a proper argument about why she should get exclusive use of Silver Lake. “That fucker is making a fucking scene!”
“— an absolute disgrace of a cockpit —”
“Hey, asshole!” she shouted over Skylar and Sherri’s heads. “I’m trying to have a calm fucking discussion with my girlfriends about fishing spots over here!”
“Ex-girl —”
“So could you shut the fuck up?” Jestiny demanded, stomping a foot down. “What’s your fucking problem?!”
Blue eyes locked onto her, this time properly, with something more than hazy, drunken focus — breathy, sputtering laughter following in their wake.
“Problem?” he half-slurred in a rising huff. “Oh, no problem here.”
He stumbled a few steps forward towards her, until she could smell the stench of expensive liquor and cheap weed clinging to him, and feel the hot puffs of his laughter falling against her face as he leaned in with a clumsily sway.
“In fact, I’m celebrating,” he hummed with the rise of his eyebrows — reaching forward into her space to grab her beer bottle off the table, raising it up in cheers. “I’m going to be a father,” he said as he brought the bottle to his lips to take a swig.
#wip#this is fun & goofy to write but exploring jessie’s brand of repressed emotional volatility outside john/the reaping has been interesting#and look. do i think the nixed rye baby rumor would have made perfect sense in canon? maybe not.#is it funny to make part of this au where i’ve fucked up my own canon and timeline anyways? absolutely.#v: hook‚ line‚ and sinker
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( is it too much to lightly throw the idea that each time I have to throw earth #whatever once broly goes ballistic, that's essentially a timeline where that DOES happen instead of the 'soft reboot' that occurs bc I can't necessarily have earth be destroyed cause RP land etiquette for the other folks I write with. sdfjg )
#|| Tag: OOC#(... it just hit me bc I don't necessarily WANT to pretend him being an uncontrolled force of anger is meaningless )#( when he's pushed to the brink of losing that control but I dont want to step on peoples toes or seem like im godmodding it )#( like i do what I can to make sure he doesn't reach that point but ah.. ;w; it cant be helped in some cases )#( so I'm just kinda pushing it to my own narrative that each time a timeline gets fucked up that bad. it just kinda “ends” there )#( and the focus shifts towards either another Timeline where Broly DIDN"T do that thing and kill everyone/everything. )#( so in short.. its like having a trial and error where there's at least one timeline of things going better )#( but its not pretty and broly has a 90-99% rate of destroying shit bc he's an awful person. )#( its why it kinda helps if he has people who can effectively calm him down but even they can't help him when hes lost his marbles complete
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a girlboss (sad) and the cause of half of her problems (a daughter)
#hii this is like a timeline kind of template so there's spoilers be warned :]#and hiii again this is the first time i come up with my own template if u see smth weird don't mind it please <3 jkdfnk#DO NOT LOOK at vhanya's fc i just idk i struggled so hard bc i need someone with blonde hair so it's easier to edit to white and just jsdnfk#i was losing my mind truly#anyways rhaenne and vhaemond <33 my current brain worms#*ocstuff#oc: arianne#oc: visenyra#mine#this was supposed to be an arianne only show but then i was like...i will never get the energy to make a template from scratch so i'll#squeeze this as much as i can. i just needed smth like..relationship template but also timeline?? then i wanted to talk with no sense about#them and the second template was born. idk i just like intricate stories. much to say just vhanya is both sooo dumb and sooo..i want to hug#i could've easily go with haha she sides with the blacks :) but noo i want her to feel the pain coming with her choice till her very last#moment <33 i love torturing my ocs huh. and arianne..girlboss gaslight and so on..her putting her daughter above love...#the resentment and hate but love and affection that goes on between mother and daughter...shocking#there's so much i could say but my brain feels blank rn so rip#also watch me trying to find alternative ways to not just plainly write 'these guys fucked lmao' in vhaemond timeline dkfjfksd
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someone smarter than me, please figure out why wally and drew are both may's green haired rivals. like is that just an arbitrary coincidence. probably. idk
#like what are the parallels i'm missing here#i need to reread rs pokespe so badly but schoolwork.#damn it#i DO think ag wanted to follow rs games/manga a bit more closely but ultimately didn't#probably bc of iirc changes in staffing and a general lack of planning in ag as an entirety#plus rs pokespe at least is. intense#ok i mean some specific game aspects did make it in!!!! like the stone corporation and all#........i have so many projects but my next one i won't finish is a comparative timeline of rse games/ pokespe/ and ag#because ag just kinda. fucks off in its own weird direction#which so does pokespe but in a . better way i think#rs pokespe fucks off in the direction of thoughtful plot#ag fucks off in the direction of ?????lost in the woods again yay oh hi harley ok battle frontier time wooo pyramid go brrrr flying :)))#many thoughts....
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I don’t remember seeing any numbers anywhere but seeing as Roxy Raceway is still under construction I’d say less than 10 years but more than 2?
Well yeah it's under construction, but there's cobwebs in the lobby, Cassie is familiar with the party garages and wears Roxy's makeup so it's likely her birthday party was at the Raceway while it was open, one of the logs says Roxy must be frying her circuits for the Raceway to open again, she's also actively destroying the place which is preventing it from reopening. So I'd say the Raceway is probably a bit of an outlier? It's been open before, but has largely been closed off because a certain someone keeps breaking the track.
Is two years long enough for that on the low end of the age range? I feel two years might be a bit fast... Perhaps we start at four and go from there? That should be enough time for the Raceway/Salon to have had an open season or two I think?
Any thoughts on between 4 and 10 years old? Or is there another attraction we know has had changes done to it that should maybe be factored in?
#hmmm#i know i asked and then seem to be like... using what you said to suddenly say 'no actually i think its this'#i do that a lot i mean this in a discussion kinda way#cause unfortunately the Raceway is a bit of a weird one#and i forgot about that until you mentioned it#trying to think if anywhere else has a similar sort of fucked area#there's the underground dining room with the stage and uhhhh#the backstage of the superstar theatre maybe?#then again the theatre has probably been turned into a cinema...#hmmmmmmmmm#maybe compiling a collection of changes and shit we know about the plex timeline would help...#i want to add my own stuff of course but a timeframe and all the puzzle pieces to the canon timeline would be really happy#NO NOT THE TIMELINE I FORGOT FNAF HAS IT'S OWN FUCKED UP TIMELINE#I WAS SO CAUGHT UP IN THE FUN OF MAKING A PLEX HISTORY TO FUCK AROUND WITH THAT FOR A MOMENT#I LIVED IN A UNIVERSE IN WHICH THE FNAF LORE DIDN'T EXIST#NSJDNDIDJS FUCK THAT#I WANT PLEX TIMELINE PUZZLE PIECES FROM THE GAME ITSELF#NOT BOOKS UNLESS IT'S SET IN THE SAME PLEX AS THE BOOK PLEX#WHICH I THINK ONLY BOBBIEDOTS IS AND THE CONTINUITY ON THAT SUCKS BALLS#AND I REFUSE TO GO BACK TO TUBEHELL FOR THIS CAUSE YES ANDREA TUBASTARD WROTE IT#jsjsbdjdj anyway.#yeah the raceway has been open before#i have plans for it in the new timeline i just don't have the solid foundation of 'how old is this fucking place'#because everything i have in mind could be compacted into a short amount of time or#it might have to be elongated to fit the age of the plex and give enough time for everything else to be happening#ya know?#anyway. food for thought
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i was going to crack a joke about how the only thing on my lore wishlist for the dlc was that they would finally explain why the hell marika got impaled and crucified on the elden ring. and then it occurred to me that our one canon named boss so far is an archetypical erdtree traitor-styled demigod quite literally titled the impaler
#the nemesis speaks#oh. OHHHHH.#and the shard of whatever is red too!#i'm connecting the dots i'm connecting them#...which also makes his canon dialogue even more interesting bc it fairly strongly implies he's still? loyal? to the erdtree?#if not actually marika herself#which could actually explain. that discrepancy. if he Knew she was turning against the greater will and that's why he acted against her?#man the timeline on this whole thing makes no fucking sense whatsoever but. idk. compels me.#OR it's possible that this was all part of marika's design. she needed to be fractured with the ring so she made him do it#either as a willing collaborator or manipulated into it#which is allll kinds of fucked up but in character for marika#either way she was knowingly damning her own child to a permanently blackened reputation as a traitor to the lands between themselves#when he was in actuality only acting according to the design of the queen eternal herself#i feel like i'm not really capturing all my thoughts on paper here but oh well. anyway. if i am even a little bit right#bark bark bark i need to get my teeth in this man and shake him apart like a chew toy. lovingly. GIVE ME YOUR SECRETS.
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