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IM SO SICK AND TIRED OF DIGITAL CONCERT TICKETS!!!! FOR GOD'S SAKE LET A GIRL LIVE?!?!?! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO PUT IN A SCRAPBOOK??? HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO GO TO A CONCERT WITHOUT A SMARTPHONE HAVING FRIEND???? FUCK YOU AND YOUR DIGITAL SHIT!!! AT LEAST LET A GIRL PRINT OFF A DAMN RECIEPT FROM AN EMAIL GOTTDAMN!!!
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If I may take some time from your day, there is a very big problem I would Like to address.
Minimalism and Modernism working in tandem.
Because oH my fucking god it's so fucking bland. It's nice every now and then, but oh my god if I see one more goddamn "home makeover" that turns a beautiful rustic building into a Black White Brushed Steel and Dark Gray hellscape I am going to commit a crime.
WHERES THE PERSONALITY!
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THERE"S CLUTTER? THE KNICK KNACKS?
If you say you are gonna stick them anywhere than the fuckoing shelves/bedside tables or dressers or wardrobes Im kicking your ass.
What about the fucking novelty magnets you get on trips at gas stations and landmarks? Cause I know you aren't gonna ruin the "colors palette" of your kitchen - which by the way will look 1000% worse the second dust settles - by sticking them on your Fridge!
My Dad has a beautiful, powerful, large set of speakers, each one weighs about 200 pounds and are a pain in the ass to move, but they really are beautiful, Clear varnish, dark, wood grain bodies, and they sound incredible.
When (hopefully a long time from now) My dad passes, if whoever gets those speakers decides to sell them for something new I'm, kicking their ass.
My dresser is one I've had since I was literally a couple years old, and it has some stickers on it. Old coffee shop stickers, some stickers from City festivals and the like, and someone suggested I get a new one. I asked them why and they said it was old and kind of cluttered, so obviously i responded with "Well it still works, and I don't mind it" But RIGHT NOW i'm like "Actually it looks great. I like the stickers. Infdact I like the stickers so much I 'm gonna plaster Everything IN stickers! TOO MANY STICKERS IM GONNA MAKE COMBUSTIBLE STICKERS AND BURN YOUR GODDAMN HOUSE DOWN"
FUCK MINIMALISM. REJECT MODERNITY.
I STAND WITH THE GAUCHE AND THE GAUDY. I STAND WITH THE RUSTIC AND OLD FASHIONED.
GIVE LAMPS WITH ETCHING AND WEIRD RIMS ON THE GLASS.
GIVE ME YOUR BRUSHED NICKEL AND THE ANTIQUE BRASS. I'LL TAKE THAT PEPPER MILL WITHTHE BENT HANDLE, IT STILL FUCKING WORKS!
IF THERE ARE A MILLION PEOPLE AGAINST MINIMALISM i AMWITH THEM.
IF THERE ARE A HUNDRED PEOPLE AGAINST MINIMALISM I STAND WITH THEM
IF THERE IS ONE MINIMALISM HATER I AM AGAINST THE WORLD.
IF THERE ARE NO MINIMALISM HATERS LEFT IAM FUCKING DEAD.
I. CANNOT. STAND. THE DIRECTION FUCKING 'INTERIOR DESIGN' IS GOOING.
YEAH, like i'm gonna fucking kill anything that makes my house appealing to look like every other schmuck on the block. how about you find something you enjoy other than conformity or i'm gonna fill your house with salt from my little pinch bowl i got from a friend's mom that was gonna throw it away, because I plan on driving the fucking demons of blandness from your home.
If you present your house like it's a clean dish to serve food you bet your fucking ass i'm gonna salt and season it.
PLease. Just throw some color and personality in some way other than false flowers or fake fruit.
A purple blanket. Photos in a portrait you picked up at a garage sale.
please.
make your house a home by making a mess in it.
but make it your mess. make it your home.
#personal#not rwby#fuck minimalism#fuck modernity#This message brought to you by my mom getting the kitchen and siding of the house redone.#The ice white vertical siding#with a big light blue section#and teal trim replaced with Shiplap#painted Sun yellow#with white trim.#The kitchen was already white#but like a warm white#with the back wall painted blue#and it had pretty floral wallpaper that went halfway up#which might've been faded and peeling#but it gave life to the room.#It's all cool white now.#The cupboards. They were a nice dark wood grain#with antique brass handle that were ridged and etched.#I was able to get her to paint them a pastel blue rather than the espresso she wanted.#and the handle are now smooth and black#makes me sad
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You guys rlly don't realise how much knowledge is still not committed to the internet. I find books all the time with stuff that is impossible to find through a search engine- most people do not put their magnum opus research online for free and the more niche a skill is the less likely you are to have people who will leak those books online. (Nevermind all the books written prior to the internet that have knowledge that is not considered "relevant" enough to digitise).
Whenever people say that we r growing up with all the world's knowledge at our fingertips...it's not necessarily true. Is the amount of knowledge online potentially infinite? Yes. Is it all knowledge? No. You will be surprised at the niche things you can discover at a local archive or library.
#rambles#if you are a person who is into delicate skills#like lacemaking or printing or sewing#you will know fair well just how non expansive the knowledge online is in comparison to written guides from like the 50s#there was a time where at least one person in the household had to know a constructive skill#but in the modern day there is just less ans less demands for comprehensive guides#library propaganda#im stuck doing an essay rn but bc i have covid i cant go to the library and its totally fucked me#i want to source a lot of the stuff i read irl but i just cant go and get it and theres no online ver
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Studying linguistics is actually so wonderful because when you explain youth slang to older professors, instead of complaining about how "your generation can't speak right/ you're butchering the language" they light up and go “really? That’s so wonderful! What an innovative construction! Isn't language wonderful?"
#linguistics#gen z slang#english#as people in the reblog pointed out!#most gen z slang comes from (or was appropriated from) aave#honestly I was just excited to talk about how people in my field actually get excited about non standard uses of English#instead of ridiculing speakers#and I tagged incorrectly and didn’t point out the very real issues of language and power and appropriation inherent in modern slang#in that much of it was appropriated#and even that which experiences language change in the wider culture still originated in aave#aave is just as linguistically valid as any other English dialect because it is a proper language#and the grammar is incredible!!!#habitual be is fantastic and an excellent example of how a richer case system or a certain case can render an adverb unnecessary#and the phonology is just beautiful#anyway I’m very sorry#I fucked up
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Some 22 and 09 angst doodles
#mw3 spoilers#ghostsoap#soapghost#call of duty#modern warfare III#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#i tried to draw fluff but it didn't help me#so i've decided to just put all my feelings into these doodles#it was easier with 09 knowing they were both dead#but 22 were my safe space kinda like their second chance#and to see what the fuck happened in the campaign breaks my heart#because i know they did that just because it was rushed and it had no ending#such a disrespect to the cast and the fans
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lesbian bed death - goth girls are easy
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#fucking emergency. the girl at the bar is butch bait and she knows it and will use it to her advantage#i spend several hours shading this and then i realised it looks better flat#anyways this isnt the end of them in bars and clubs. i still have a very vivid image in my mind of karlach fucking shad in the bathroom#and i want to draw them as a band as well :))#and shadowheart and nocturne modern au. goddd#i could not come up with a better caption. but this song was my soundtrack to drawing this so!#bg3#bg3 fanart#bg3 art#shadowheart#karlach#karlach cliffgate#lae'zel#baldurs gate 3#fanart#art#shadowlach#shadowzel#bg3 modern au
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fuck nasty!Ghost who shows you how much he misses you.
You were out running errands, leaving Simon, home from his latest deployment, to his own devices. All was going well—so you thought—until you heard the telltale ping of your phone and saw that he had texted you.
Simon probably needed you to pick something up for him on the way home. Mm. Doable. You opened the text under that innocent assumption.
And you know what they say about making assumptions.
Because right there in front of your very eyes was a picture of underwear. Your underwear. Your favorite pair of underwear. Your favorite pair of underwear you'd been searching for while you were getting dressed this morning.
They were covered in cum. Simon's cum.
You receive another text not even a second later: Miss you, sweetheart.
It was a miracle you didn't drop your phone.
#this is in response to the anon who sent me the ask about ghost and the underwear.#I had deleted the wrong ask by accident. I'm so sorry!#nsfw.#fuck nasty!ghost#call of duty modern whorefare.#call of duty#call of duty modern warfare#simon ghost riley#ghost call of duty#simon riley x you#simon ghost riley x reader#ghost x reader#simon ghost riley x you#ghost x you#simon riley x reader#call of duty x reader#cod x you#x poc reader#x black reader#x plus size reader#task force 141
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Quiet moments 💀🧼
#bleeped art#simon ghost riley#ghostsoap#soapghost#john soap mactavish#soap x ghost#ghost x soap#soap mactavish#modern warefare 2#fuck mw3 my boys are happy dammit#🧼���
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y’all know that one audition tape Neil did? Yeah, so anyways make it Soap
#john soap mactavish#cod soap#cod art#soap art#john mactavish#cod fanart#call of duty#cod modern warfare#my art#milky art#cod#sorry for falling off the face of the earth it will happen again#HES SOOO#BTW IF YALL DONT KNOW WHAT IM REFERING TO JUST ASK ILL TELL YALL#my discord friends have just been hearing me talk about this man non stop for the past 3 to 4 days because of his smug fucking grin#i’m going to choke him with my bare hands (affectionately)#neil ellice#bc technically#bubbles the beloved
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This might seem like an "old man yells at cloud" situation, but it's just wild growing up and being told how dangerous distracted driving is - how, at highway speeds, you can traverse the length of a football field (100 yards, 91 meters) in a matter of seconds - how one split second sending a text while driving could result in a potential fatal crash, and then getting on the road as a driver and being surrounded by billboards. Their entire purpose is to catch one's attention, so they're lining major roads, which tend to be highways. How is it that you're told how important it is to never be distracted while driving, but still being advertised to?
At best, this type of advertising is an eyesore to pedestrians and motorists and a general waste of electricity to light it, and at worst, it is an active danger considering they are there to advertise and therefore, must catch people's attention.
I'm not even against advertising in theory, but this particular mode bothers me so much and I hate how pervasive it is - especially in large cities or highways.
#politics#i don't know much about são paulo banning marketing billboards but on paper i want that here in the USA#as a motorist it at best just makes me more anxious driving in those larger cities because i want to FOCUS ON THE ROAD#and passing 5000 billboards per mile isn't helping actually!#i've gotten good at filtering that out of my FOV but it's still fucking exhausting lol#i especially hate those modern electric billboards. despise them actually#i am aware that advertising is a critical aspect to business management in some cases...#...but it shouldn't risk the safety of the populous for you to advertise to them and i see things like billboards as risking safety...#...i feel similarly about online advertising in that so much of it risks internet user's safety...#...such as flashing ads online which risk triggering epileptic seizures in light/photo-sensitive folks#distracted driving (texting): NO >:( || distracted driving (being advertised to): YAYYYY :D#i've been driving on my own for a few years now and i've been thinking about this for ENTIRELY too long
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//i wont say (im in love) plays in the background//
#NO I DID NOT JUST REPOST THIS BECAUSE I NOTICED A FUCKING TYPO ON THE DIALOGUE!!! SHUT UP!!!! AHSAHHAHSHSA#im not typing my prev tags on this BUT: Greek Myth AU! where Ghost is just a normal dude who's his God/Goddess' no.1 follower#or he's a god himself idc. either way!! i just think he's hot with a tunic (?) on.#my art#2024#call of duty#call of duty: modern warfare#call of duty: modern warfare ii#call of duty: modern warfare iii#cod#cod mw#cod mwii#cod mwiii#modern warfare#mw#mw2#mw3#simon riley#simon ghost riley#ghost#ghost cod#art#fanart#digital art#digital drawing#sketch#doodle#video games
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2.12 Chimney Begins - 2.09 Hen Begins - 2.16 Bobby Begins Again - 7.04 Buck, Bothered and Bewildered
Tommy's family arc
#911#911edit#911 abc#911 show#911 spoilers#911 season 7#tommy kinard#evan buckley#evan 'buck' buckley#kinley#bucktommy#kinkley#tevan#pick a ship name you guys and thanks for picking tevan the most correct name#anyway analysis time!#looking back with Modern Knowledge tm about why tommy acts the way he does in the past... babygirl you were so closeted I'm so proud#babygirl was back there getting into narnia#he was so resistant to letting go of the pseudo-family he'd found at the 118 in chimney begins#even tho it was a good old boys club that he knew he really didn't fit into he was making himself fit because at least it was something#but then he let chimney in and then hen came around and he saw a very queer person being openly queer and not giving a fuck what they think#and I think his behavior in that episode was trying to support hen as much as he could without outing himself#because like. how do you give up years of relative safety with people who do care about you they just won't like you anymore if you're *you#then he meets buck in s7 which is like 10-20 years later timeline is fake and he's like oh. this is what unconditional family is#and he's like oh. maybe I can come back. maybe I can be part of this again somehow. maybe we've both grown enough#or at the very least he'll be close to something he never believed would really happen for him#rant over tevan my beloved tim minear pillow cold both sides god bless#my edits
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a mimir💤
#ghost call of duty#imaging him reacting to goodnight moon like gorden ramsay 'fukkin hell .. sayin goodnight to the mittens as well... fuck me''#not pictured soap about to wack that shit outta him with a pillow bc his ass snoring so loud#my art#i return thursday morning noooo 😭😭😭😭 but i am excited to draw on my puter agin#fanart#call of duty modern warfare 3#call of duty modern warfare 2#call of duty modern warfare#call of duty#ghost#ghost mw2
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expanding on this stupid idea...
two-dicked könig fucking your tight asshole and cunt at the same time.🩸
tw/cw; — non-con/dub-con, hybrid fucking, monster fucking, mentions of kidnapping. 18+
photo credits; x_bruisedpeach_x on x/🐦
you're not exactly sure how you got yourself into this mess. he's some sort of hybrid, with horns and dark eyes, gazing into your soul and possessing your body. he turns you into a fleshlight for himself and his own satisfaction, lifeless in his tight grip as he takes control over you every movement, pushing himself into your swollen folds, his other dick prodding at your tight asshole.
your back is against the wet grass, prior to a thunderstorm. it's still raining slightly, the light raindrops against your face, gazing dizzily into the night sky. your eyes look empty with no sign of life despite your beating heart, with könig pushing both of his large, hung cocks into you, his firm grasp only tightening when he slides himself inside, forcing your legs apart at his will.
it's a struggle, of course it is. being stuffed from both ends isn't exactly the comfiest thing ever, and you're sure as hell struggling to take every inch of his meaty dicks. your ass aches at the fullness, your stomach creating a bulge, disappearing and reappearing when he drives his muscular, sturdy hips into you. you're so small in comparison to the seven foot giant, his brute body hunched over yours to protect you from any other monster that lingers in the forest late at night, the smell of sweat and sex burning your nostrils. könig heaves and growls, a demonic and unholy sound emitting from deep within him.
your tight pussy clutches onto his heat instinctively, his heavy balls tight and full of load, that he'll shoot into both holes of yours. your body is weak with his thrusts only becoming more violating and humiliating, forced to be compliant with him as he takes over your mind, turning you into a set of holes simply for his own selfish benefit. the dark claws on his large, calloused hands dig into your flesh as he pounds into you, ploughing into your soft slit mercilessly, leaving marks that you'll remember him by, when you're locked away in a little cage for him, a captive in his grimey hands.
fuck, how is a tiny little thing like you supposed to takes loads of his milky, creamy semen? especially when it's fucked into your holes at a rapid and ruthless pace, leaving your form weak and defenceless beneath him, pleading for mercy through struggled whines and protests, his creamy stickiness oozing from the sides of your cunt, stuffed to the brim.
serve your purpose and become a slave for him.
#orla speaks#könig#konig#konig cod#konig x reader smut#konig x reader#könig x reader#könig x you#konig modern warfare#konig mw2#könig smut#könig call of duty#könig fanfiction#tw: monster fucking#tw: noncon#tw: dubcon#tw: dark content#cod x reader#cod x reader smut
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fuck it. sketch poast
#i have 3 comms to finish rhen i finish this then maybe another one for me THEN id like to open coms again:)#so idk when i finish this so i wanted to shareee#its the first time ive drawn all of them#i decided to do modern clothes just because but the added bonus of not having to draw armor is a life saver#anyways whoever wins gets to fuck shadowheart in the bathroom#its not the point of the arm wrestle or anything but it is an implied outcome#bg3#sketch#karlach#lae’zel#shadowheart#astarion#gale dekarios#wyll ravengard#bg3 tav
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Nasty bf Simon sparring with you when you wrap your legs around his neck to choke him and make him tap out. Instead, he presses his face closer to your 🐱 and takes a whiff to distracted. He breaks out of your hold with a shit eating grin and laughs at your flustered state.
Ghost's fuck nastiness makes him a habitual line stepper and he always takes it one step further. He runs that fat tongue of his over your clothed cunt, and will keep doing so until you loosen your hold. Fucker is smug about it the rest of the day.
All's fair in love and war, sweetheart.
#2queued4u.#nsfw.#fuck nasty!ghost#call of duty modern whorefare.#call of duty#call of duty modern warfare#simon ghost riley#ghost call of duty#simon riley x you#simon ghost riley x reader#ghost x reader#simon ghost riley x you#ghost x you#simon riley x reader#call of duty x reader#cod x you#x poc reader#x black reader#x plus size reader#task force 141
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