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Parents will complain about their children never coming out of their rooms when their house looks like this
#your house has about as much spice as an Olive Garden breadstick#fuck minimalism#sad beige#sad beige moms
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FUCK MINIMALISM I WANT OLD OVER DESIGNED STUFF BACK GIVE ME BACK MY CUSTOMIZATION OUTSIDE OF JUST THEME COLORS FUCK YOU INTERNET TECHBROS GIVE ME MY OVER DESIGNED AND CUSTOMIZATION BACK
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So I found a post about this on here.
The National Geographic magazine was first published in 1888 and as of 2024 will no being publishing psychical paper magazines. After 136 years print editions of Nat Geo will no longer be a thing. But that's okay you can read the shitty ezine version for only $30 a year🙃
We are witnessing the death of psychical art and media, so that you all don't have to worry about your date cringing when they walk inside your house and see that you have actual hobbies and interests that you dare to spend actual money on. Because you've buried it all under the blandest shade of greige imaginable and own only the bare minimum. And read all of your books on Amazon's newest Ereader, literally blinding yourselves -- blue light projected by cellphones and Ereaders cause blindness, google it. All so that you have never have to leave your home and can maintain the illusion of being poor.
Really, though, I'm done. I've let minimalistic idiots get in my head for long enough.
"Oh, but minimalism makes you appreciate things more--"
No, it doesn't -- gratitude does. That's why gratitude journaling is a thing and lemme tell you minimalism is a lot less fashionable when you have no choice but to be a minimalist. Like I love the library but I'm not gonna -- part of the reason I go there so much is because I have no choice. I can't afford to buy books all of the time. So when I walk into a virtually empty apartment and the owner is sleeping in a sleeping bag and owns only one of everything cause it's trendy, it's not fucking cute or impressive.
It's a fucking waste.
And like I'm done. I'm going to buy things that I want and love, and I don't care if it makes me see old or materialistic or bad with money. I'm not going to be responsible for the end of home movie nights and give all of my money to streaming services. That's why after two fucking years, I finally bought a copy of Spiderman No Way Home and next month I'll be buying a copy of Across The Spiderverse.
"Oh but capitalism--"
Fuck off.
The SAG-AFTRA strike is still happening and there's a reason for that. But did you know that actors AND writers both get paid when you buy DVDs and Blurays? Not only that but you can keep FOREVER and watch them whenever you want. So, no, I'm not being an irresponsible slave to capitalism.
I'm supporting artists.
#random thoughts#rant post#vent post#my thoughts#my life#nerd problems#fuck minimalism#minimalism#disney#national geographic#pyschical media#media#dvds#dvds and blurays#magazines#print books#sag aftra strike#anti capitalism#leftism#nerd life#nerd thoughts
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I hate minimalism. I hate it so fucking much. You mean to tell me you want nothing in your home but a bed, a chair, and a desk all that are monochromatic and bland colors that are the same color as the bare walls? You don't want any character or personality to your home so that it's your own? To decorate it with more than a TV and a single painting that looks like it came from a hotel room? Fuck that.
#minimalism#fuck minimalism#and anyone who's pretentious about being minimalist#i hate it so fucking much#its ugly#its boring#and you are a loser#minimalists dni#hoarders give me a kiss#rant
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sometimes I feel like I am just a little magpie hopping along, collecting anything that looks particularly interesting or shiny, or like a little dragon with the most ecletic little hoard. minimalism is great for those who like it, but it's not for everyone! for me? fuck minimalism!!!!!!! gather the little trinkets that make you happy!
collect shiny rocks if you want them! collect anything that's a cool texture that makes your brain do a smiley face!!!!! shiny bits of foil on the street, random bits of coloured glass you found on the beach, or shattered bits of pretty tile in the dirt outside? sure! cool little statues you found while thrifting? yes! collect what makes your heart happy!!!!
surround yourself with the things you want to have around you, it doesn't matter what they are or how ridiculous they might be. I have a little golden skull in a little glass display case in my bathroom because I think it's cool!!!!! do what you want! make yourself happy!! I'm gonna be right here cheering for you!!!!!!!
#i originally posted this ramble in a discord server#but i want to yell it to the universe#so this goes for anyone who sees it#i am cheering for u and i love u#fuck minimalism#do what makes you happy!#make your heart do the smiley emote!!!!!#hoard#dragon hoard#collect#magpie#magpie thoughts#trinkets
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Maximalism is my favorite thing ever. Like yes, I would like my house to absolutely loose all resale value. I want my patterns to scream at you when you come in. I love my stuff.
#maximalism#maximalist decor#maximalist design#maximalist aesthetic#maximalist art#maximaliststyle#maximalisthome#minimalism#minimalist design#minimalist decor#fuck minimalism
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Dark or jewel toned walls >>>>>>>> white or beige walls. You know I'm right
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Patreon’s new rebrand is giving me Wattpad vibes.
#rambles#patreon#wattpad#icon#app icon#icons#app icons#New app icon#Minimalism#fuck minimalism#oversimplified#oversimplification
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If I may take some time from your day, there is a very big problem I would Like to address.
Minimalism and Modernism working in tandem.
Because oH my fucking god it's so fucking bland. It's nice every now and then, but oh my god if I see one more goddamn "home makeover" that turns a beautiful rustic building into a Black White Brushed Steel and Dark Gray hellscape I am going to commit a crime.
WHERES THE PERSONALITY!
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THERE"S CLUTTER? THE KNICK KNACKS?
If you say you are gonna stick them anywhere than the fuckoing shelves/bedside tables or dressers or wardrobes Im kicking your ass.
What about the fucking novelty magnets you get on trips at gas stations and landmarks? Cause I know you aren't gonna ruin the "colors palette" of your kitchen - which by the way will look 1000% worse the second dust settles - by sticking them on your Fridge!
My Dad has a beautiful, powerful, large set of speakers, each one weighs about 200 pounds and are a pain in the ass to move, but they really are beautiful, Clear varnish, dark, wood grain bodies, and they sound incredible.
When (hopefully a long time from now) My dad passes, if whoever gets those speakers decides to sell them for something new I'm, kicking their ass.
My dresser is one I've had since I was literally a couple years old, and it has some stickers on it. Old coffee shop stickers, some stickers from City festivals and the like, and someone suggested I get a new one. I asked them why and they said it was old and kind of cluttered, so obviously i responded with "Well it still works, and I don't mind it" But RIGHT NOW i'm like "Actually it looks great. I like the stickers. Infdact I like the stickers so much I 'm gonna plaster Everything IN stickers! TOO MANY STICKERS IM GONNA MAKE COMBUSTIBLE STICKERS AND BURN YOUR GODDAMN HOUSE DOWN"
FUCK MINIMALISM. REJECT MODERNITY.
I STAND WITH THE GAUCHE AND THE GAUDY. I STAND WITH THE RUSTIC AND OLD FASHIONED.
GIVE LAMPS WITH ETCHING AND WEIRD RIMS ON THE GLASS.
GIVE ME YOUR BRUSHED NICKEL AND THE ANTIQUE BRASS. I'LL TAKE THAT PEPPER MILL WITHTHE BENT HANDLE, IT STILL FUCKING WORKS!
IF THERE ARE A MILLION PEOPLE AGAINST MINIMALISM i AMWITH THEM.
IF THERE ARE A HUNDRED PEOPLE AGAINST MINIMALISM I STAND WITH THEM
IF THERE IS ONE MINIMALISM HATER I AM AGAINST THE WORLD.
IF THERE ARE NO MINIMALISM HATERS LEFT IAM FUCKING DEAD.
I. CANNOT. STAND. THE DIRECTION FUCKING 'INTERIOR DESIGN' IS GOOING.
YEAH, like i'm gonna fucking kill anything that makes my house appealing to look like every other schmuck on the block. how about you find something you enjoy other than conformity or i'm gonna fill your house with salt from my little pinch bowl i got from a friend's mom that was gonna throw it away, because I plan on driving the fucking demons of blandness from your home.
If you present your house like it's a clean dish to serve food you bet your fucking ass i'm gonna salt and season it.
PLease. Just throw some color and personality in some way other than false flowers or fake fruit.
A purple blanket. Photos in a portrait you picked up at a garage sale.
please.
make your house a home by making a mess in it.
but make it your mess. make it your home.
#personal#not rwby#fuck minimalism#fuck modernity#This message brought to you by my mom getting the kitchen and siding of the house redone.#The ice white vertical siding#with a big light blue section#and teal trim replaced with Shiplap#painted Sun yellow#with white trim.#The kitchen was already white#but like a warm white#with the back wall painted blue#and it had pretty floral wallpaper that went halfway up#which might've been faded and peeling#but it gave life to the room.#It's all cool white now.#The cupboards. They were a nice dark wood grain#with antique brass handle that were ridged and etched.#I was able to get her to paint them a pastel blue rather than the espresso she wanted.#and the handle are now smooth and black#makes me sad
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If my future house doesn't look like it belongs to an apothecary or look like a curio shop, send help because the only explanation is a doppelganger took my place-
#foxglovevibes#personal#fuck minimalism#MAXIMILISM#i want my house to have the same vibe as a witches den and cool asf caves
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"clean and modern" aka monochrome, solid colour, no distinction between UI elements, lots of dead/wasted space, but at least it has a fancy animation !!
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If you ever hear me start bitching about the "modern" or "minimalist" style of architecture, this shit is why.
"Monolithic" "dreary to fit with the scottish sky"
IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING PRISON YOU PRETENTIOUS CUNTS.
Where's the personality? Where's the homey feel? You want kids to live in that??? THE FUCK IS THIS.
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I HATE minimalism. I HATE pottery barn ass interior design. Not even talking about the classist standards minimalism imposes on people (a whole other issue in itself), it's just ugly imo. It is so hostile and uncanny, and to exist in a minimalist grey-scale space is legitimately exhausting. It doesn't feel like a living space it feels like an office. Minimalism is a plague on society, stop making your houses look like staged furniture displays. It is GOOD to have color in your decor, it is OK to have shelves visibly full of stuff that you own, ITS YOUR HOUSE AND YOU OWN THINGS. Living spaces should look like there are actual people that live there not sterile and inhospitable.
Also please for the love of God invest in a lamp, ambient lighting is so important to any room regardless of how you decorate it.
#FUCK minimalism#all my homies hate minimalism#this is a targeted post#i hate how my mother has decorated the rest of the house#i cant be outside my room for more than 2 hours at a time without taking massive psychic damage#maximalism <3
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I think what always bothered me with the bland aesthetic of the modern internet is, every website looks like it came out of the dystopia from THX 1138.
Everythings white, sterile, devoid of customization and if you want to be very spicy you get offered “dark mode” but that’s it.
#Fuck minimalism#the people who came up with the apple aesthetic should be tried at the hague#the end goal is to turn the internet into a shopping mall#we've been gaslit into believing there are only five websites online
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Does anybody know of any tumblr theme makers that haven't deactivated all their old themes? Looking around for some new ones to stick on a sideblog and everything I can find is either deactivated, made to look like Twitter for some reason, or so hideously boring that one might as well stick with the default
#fuck minimalism#im this close to hitting up my favorite blogs and wheedling them to copypaste their html for me
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peter zumthor more like peter poopyface :(
#my professor told me to get rid of my gORGEOUS FAÇADE AND QUOTED THIS ASSHAT IN THE PROCESS#‘he’d hate ur design’#well i hate him#fuck minimalism#fuck modern architecture#what happened to gothic architecture let’s go back to that era#pwampwemouwube
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