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theoddsideofme · 1 month

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1983 Vasectomy Kit

Gag Gift (or not)

#80’s #vasectomy #for that special someone #it probably will work #nutcracker #cute #gifts

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bretzkysbs · 1 year

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#Elf #lingerie #gift #Buddy #Walter Hobbs #lol #for that special someone #Gimbels #Christmas #funny #Will Ferrell #James Caan

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iamthejinyouarethejin · 8 months

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he flinched when you touched him. not in a bad way, more in a "woah" way. your fingers lingered over his in quite a protective manner, as if they were made of the finest porcelain, and could so easily break.

"it's like that."

"oh-" voice crack. "o-okay."

you take your hand in his again, and place his fingers around the sphere of your little creation.

"it works like this, you see?"

"it's cool. d'you make it yourself?"

"yeah."

oh, how he admired you. you were so amazing. so horrifyingly amazing - in of all your faults and imperfections, your quirks, and everything he noticed about you that you hadn't noticed about yourself. he gazed at you with the most doting admiration as you repositioned his fingers along the base of your invention.

his hands were so soft.

you could only imagine them cupped on your cheeks, or entangling themselves with your hands. you wanted to hold them close to your face and feel their warmth, never letting go.

you hadn't realized that you'd gone into a slight daze, and he'd been calling your name, your hand still protectively, yet gently, gripping his.

"i love you."

#crush scenarios :)#for that special someone #st4

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owlpellet · 9 months

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when the whole house got the autism

#it was not a special rock #it was there because someone else assumed it was a special rock

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gibbearish · 6 months

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love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

#yes i want things to be free like ??? that is not a weird desire #'but but it costs money to keep up' ok and? how is that my problem #the government has plenty of murder dollars they could reallocate a few to make internet services universal if they wanted #also these companies were perfectly capable of supporting themselves before the internet got drowned with ads so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#edit: muting notifs on this post bc new additions have kind of petered out #so no one feel bad about adding something someone else has said‚ it is not bothering me im just trying to keep my #notifs page cleanish lol #also since i saw some people are being redirected to read my tags: firstly hiiiiii this is a special secret message for you:3 #secondly i have learned since making this that the reason they were able to support themselves previously was because #of investors bankrolling everything #and theyre now finally realizing that theyre never going to actually make a profit and arent as willing to invest #however thats just a minor correction and doesnt change my overall point #once again. so many murder dollars #so thats why im just adding it here in the tags rather than making an actual correction #anyways . love yall 💕#origibberish #bigger gibbers

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batmanshole · 2 months

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reblogs off + removing this post bc it was a personal post i didn't expect to get big and didn't have all the information. i guarantee you guys would not be meatriding a corporation this hard if it wasn't a cutesy one.

buy esims for gaza

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thatpunnyperson · 10 months

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According to NBC here in the US, the missing titanic sub has been found. As debris. Off the bow of the Titanic wreckage.

And it looks like the sub suffered what we all suspected, and what was undoubtedly the more merciful of the two options: a catastrophic implosion from the pressure.

Also, more info has come to light about the fishing trawler with the hundreds of migrants that sank cataclysmically off the coast of Greece, indicating that the greek coast guard knew about the vessel AND how much trouble the vessel was in, and were towing it at a speed that made it capsize, at which point they unhooked the tow line and watched the trawler sink without helping the passengers to safety. Despite a bunch of other ships trying to help as well throughout the whole ordeal.

So a lot of people are dead, all because of regulations (and the lack thereof) regarding sea-faring vessels and rescue protocols. People shouldnt be allowed to make a business charging a ton of money for a ride on an uncertified, unsafe, un-seaworthy ship going deep into the ocean with no distress beacon or tether to the mothership. People also shouldnt be allowed to enact laws that criminalize the ferrying of refugees, which then force the refugees to hitch rides on fishing trawlers, and which also prevent people from helping those fishing trawlers full of refugees due to fear of legal consequences.

Hopefully BOTH of these events spark changes on an international scale in terms of what is legally allowed to be sailed, who is legally allowed to be the passengers, and what the rescue protocols are in the event of disaster for any seafaring vessel, illegal or not. It shouldnt be just the global 1% who get 24/7 search parties and remote-operated submersibles helping rescue them.

#the question of 'what do we owe to each other' can be answered simply with 'the dignity of retrieving our remains when we die'#another answer is 'the dignity of thinking about each other fellow humans with similar motivations and feelings'#also 'stopping someones potentially self-destructive behaviors just because theyre rich and want to feel special'#also i feel like humans have been sailing the seas long enough that it should be guaranteed that people will survive sea voyages #im very mad about specifically mediterranean maritime disasters because we have ancient writing saying they made it safe #sailing from Egypt to Greece was so old hat and safe that people legit took the ancient equivalent of cruises back and forth #cleopatra habitually sailed from alexandria to rome with a ton of ships and was fine #Nero tried to have his mother drowned at sea by orchestrating a dramatic shipwreck while she was our sailing AND SHE SURVIVED #and then swam to shore got back to rome and whooped his ass #fuckin pliny the elder tried to evacuate people from pompeii and the surrounding coast villages when vesuvius erupted #and he actually WAS able to rescue people #but he himself had an asthma attack from the fumes which led to a heart attack and he died on the beach #there is legit no excuse for that trawler of migrant refugees to have wrecked #negligence all around #anyway #oceangate

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polutek · 25 days

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They get distracted easily :((

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emeraldotter · 3 months

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chilchuck.

#doodle #crappy art #comic #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #there is a 100% chance someone has already drawn this #but it wouldn't leave me #and it's MY blog so #ilu chilchuck #my special little middle-aged father of three chilchuck

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ruporas · 9 months

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the blank ticket in your hand is just waiting to be filled in.

happy birthday vash! (ID in alt text)

#vash the stampede #trigun #trigun maximum #trigun maximum spoilers #trimax spoilers #vashwood #i actually made it... im crying... was devastated for a bit bc i thought i wouldnt had anything for vash's bday!!#but happy birthday to the twins.. vash and knives...#no matter what i was going to make a vash centric post im sorry knives... i have a comic in progress also but it was taking too long T_T #that one would celebrate both of them slightly more fairly! but anyway.#birthdays to someone like vash must not mean a whole lot. even the first one - him and knives were like oh what... cool.. i don't think the #had the chance to celebrate much after that :pensive: and vash probably spent most of his birthdays like any other day so i kind of just #wanted to celebrate him living and being alive - living for as long as he did and the people that eventually made living worth it #keep counting the years vash!!! even if you dont have birthday parties - it's still very very special #quote is directly from rem’s speech in ch 41 also #ruporas art

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hyuckonia · 2 months

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very first 10 seconds of the tsum event and Kalim getting beaned by his tsum and lilia was like "oh guess i wasnt fast enough to stop it myb bro" SHUT UPPPDNAHAAJHA KALIMS SCREAM HAD ME LAUGHING SO HARD I WAS GUNNA CRY whatever i love them so badLMAOOOOO

#idia somewhere: "no way... i just felt the pulse of someone using a Super Triple Arcane Bazooka Dragon Destroying Waifu Texas Detroit Kys 30 #kalim at the end is saying “AUUHHH WHY IS IT BEATING ME UP AUUGHUGHTUHH” since it kinda got lost in the sauce down there LMFAO #special thanks to the website “700 Attack Move Names to Conquer Your Foes” and All Might for helping me with Lilia's special move #twisted wonderland #twst #lilia vanrouge #kalim al asim #twst meme #twst memes #funny #twisted tsumderland #fanart #meme #memes #finish the comic challenge done. next challenge.. can i finish the tsum event w/out having to use half my starsharts 2 days before it ends #seems unlikely (chuckles)(puts head in hands)#hyuckscraps

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nerds-and-birds · 1 year

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Another vent, just for someone :)

They already won, we've lost most of our friends and we're still trying to pick up the goddamn pieces, why are you still fucking being lil petty bitches. Fuck off and just let us live you nasty assclowns.

Fuck.

#vent post #for that special someone #whoo vagueposting #are ya reading this? mistake

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rebel-ezra · 4 months

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