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keeperofthebees · 2 years

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I want Izzy Hands to be forced into the found family and feel so bad about it. Everyone forgives him. He's done nothing to deserve it. He DOESN'T deserve it. But he's forgiven. He threatens them and instead of getting snippy they just go "classic Izzy Hands we love him he's like a Chihuahua" and they gently tease him like they do everyone else and they compliment him during raids and they try to get him involved in storytime and mealtime and he realizes that they like him?? somehow??? he's been a dick why do they like him? and he just has to. cope. and learn how to not be a dick.

Bonus points if he goes up to someone on the crew (Olu? Frenchie? Lucius? Maybe even Stede or Ed?) and asks "why the fuck are you all being so nice to me?" and the only response he gets is a "why not?"

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ally-b-art · 6 months

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! I finished drawtober!! Im so proud of myself, this is my first time finishing a art month challenge like this ❤️

I'll probably take a few days off from posting to finish a few non art things I've been neglecting and then I'll be back at it, most likely with more Izzy (and maybe some other stuff)!

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stardust-ti · 4 months

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Hey

All you Izzy Hands Apologists

I've been making YouTube edits at the moment. I want to make an Izzy/Con O'Neill growling words compilation. You know the voice.

Stede: "Well I hate to tell you this Iggy!

Izzy: "Izzy...."

So. Do your thing. I only know of like 3 times in the show and two interviews. I'm sure some of you have done the stalking for me.

Please leave your ideas in the comments.

Please link me if it's not in the main show. With a timestamp.

Doesn't have to be Izzy specifically. Anything Con goes :)

Here's the progress so far:

#izzy hands #mr hands #first mate hands #or god as far as you're concerned #calling all Izzy Hands Apologists #our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd season 2 #ofmd season 1 #israel hands #ofmd izzy #con o’neill

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idliketobeatree · 6 months

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the transformation from "Izzy Hands 🖕🖕" into "Izzy Hands 💅👌" from a middle-aged queer man is something than can actually be so personal

#izzy hands #my man my man my man #ofmd #our flag means death #our flag means gay #our flag means death s2 #ofmd s2 #con o'neill #my posts #first mate hands #izzy hands (ofmd)#israel hands

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celesmaxwell · 16 days

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Above all else is loyalty to your captain.

(Sorry I've got a lot of Izzy cosplay content to dump because I'm still feral over no S3.)

#our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd fandom #ofmd crew #cosplay #izzy hands #izzy #omfd izzy #izzy hands cosplay #ofmd cosplay #first mate hands #long live ofmd #kraken crew

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bug-buzzz · 8 months

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If nobody got me I know con o' neill posting izzy hands porn on his Instagram story got me, can I get an amen??

#ofmd #our flag means death #izzy hands #izzy ofmd #izzy our flag means death #first mate hands #con o'neill

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doe-drawz · 7 months

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EDIT‼️ THE FINISHED PIECE IS UP ON MY PAGE GO CHECK IT OUT SHOW IT SOME LOVE !!😋😋 little WIP here 🤭🤭🤭

#our flag means fanart #our flag means death #our flag means gay #our flag means death art #ofmd #ofmd s2 #omfd izzy #ofmd stede #ofmd lucius #lucius spriggs #stede bonnet #izzy hands #izzy hands my beloved #first mate hands #the gentleman pirate

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smudgeandfrank · 2 years

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TRIGGER WARNING: BLOOD ❤️

First Mate [1\?]

A young Blackbeard stumbles upon a worse for wear swordsman in a back alley…

I’m really excited to introduce my idea for how Izzy and Edward met! 😉❤️ Hope you’ll join the bit of fun!

#our flag means death #ofmd #Izzy hands #blackbeard #Edward teach #first mate hands

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cieldunoir · 6 months

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I watched the season finale

WARNING: OFMD SPOILERS S2 E8 ⚠️

We deserved more of Izzy the Unicorn

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thedarkcaustic · 1 year

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My name is Mr. Hands, First Mate Hands, or god as far as your concerned.

Version 2 / Version 3

Ed / Stede / Frenchie / Revenge / Oluwande /Jim / Lucius / Ivan / Roach / Fang

#Izzy Hands #Israel Hands #our flag means death #ofmd #First Mate Hands #our flag means death edit #our flag means death graphic #ofmd edit #ofmd graphic #I love the tiny angry rat man #our flag means old tv #darkcausticedit

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genderfluidcrowley · 2 years

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today's chemistry class was boring so I drew izzy instead, enjoy

#ofmd #our flag means death #our flag means death fanart #ofmd fanart #izzy hands #ofmd izzy #israel hands #mr hands #first mate hands or god as far as you're concerned #first mate hands #con o'neill

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ally-b-art · 7 months

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Day 17 of OFMD inktober!! Our lovely new unicorn <3

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stardust-ti · 4 months

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Hey

All you Izzy Hands Apologists

I've been making YouTube edits at the moment.

I want to make an Izzy/Con O'Neill growling words compilation.

You know the voice.

Stede: "Well I hate to tell you this Iggy!

Izzy: "Izzy...."

So. Do your thing. I only know of like 3 times in the show and one interview. I'm sure some of you have done the stalking for me. Please leave your ideas in the comments. Please link me if it's not in the main show. With a timestamp. Doesn't have to be Izzy specifically. Anything Con goes :)

Update on this post:

https://www.tumblr.com/stardust-ti/738987785467445248/hey

#izzy hands #mr hands #first mate hands #or god as far as you're concerned #calling all Izzy Hands Apologists #our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd season 2 #ofmd season 1 #israel hands #ofmd izzy #con o’neill

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chronicsheepdeprivation · 2 years

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Softer Izzy moments I noticed from episode 4.

#Our Flag Means Death #OFMD #Izzy Hands #Israel Hands #First Mate Hands #Please give this shitty old chihuahua a redemption arc #Izzy trying to hold back his excitement about possibly being Captain so he can maintain his serious persona #It's okay man you can let yourself be happy!! Fuck!!!

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celesmaxwell · 30 days

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The contemplation of how many toes one REALLY needs

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#our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd fandom #izzy hands #ofmd cosplay #cosplay #and that's another toe #blackbeard #edizzy #long live ofmd #Mr. Hands #First Mate Hands #Or GOD as far as YOU'RE concerned

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quiet--menace · 2 years

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I’m writing Izzy-centric fic and my actual angry first mate sailor boyfriend is my muse 🥰

Before OMFD I used to be bored by his work rants. Now I just take notes:

(whilst eating a pbj with a cup of soy milk) “you’re not second in command. I am!”

“no work talk in the mess.”

“don’t ask me how to do it, just do it!”

“what do want? a participation trophy?”

(after telling the deckhand to put in an order 2 weeks before) “if there’s a picture of an oil can on that laptop, I’m gonna smash it to pieces.”

“no point learning about clouds when you don’t know how to grease a ship after 4 years.”

“yes, I know how tides work. now answer the question.”

“if you don’t know, say so, don’t lie. that’s how people die.”

(my favourite) “I’m buying a pride flag for the boat. it’ll piss off the bigots.”

He’s been on the boat for almost 5 weeks straight and his badness level is set to boiling. Home in 3 days! If he orders me around even one time…

Also please FEEL FREE to use these as prompt fills and then tag me in sailor BF inspired fics 🤞

#omfd #omfd fanfic #omfd fic #izzy hands #first mate hands #my boyfriend everyone #israel hands #our flag means death #personal #bybirdielogreen

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