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crownmemes · 2 months
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House Sentences, Vol. 5
(Sentences from House (2004-2012). Adjust phrasing where needed)
"Can I ask what he's done to deserve your loyalty?"
"One day, our friendship will break, and it'll just prove your theory that relationships are conditional and you don't need human connection, or deserve it, or whatever goes on in that rat maze of your brain."
"You think I'm a bureaucrat with a badge, following some arbitrary guideline?"
"None of you are innocent. Not one of you."
"A bully's a bully. If they don't get a reaction, they'll lose interest."
"People think you have no inner censor. The fact is, you hold yourself back, because when you want to hurt, you know just where to poke a sharp stick."
"When I see people with their kids, it's so natural. It's like they have an instruction book imprinted on their genes. Maybe I just didn't get a copy."
"I did this to help you!"
"You need to believe that I've got a problem so that your betrayal has the illusion of nobility."
"Being different, you get used to people's idiocy."
"Only an idiot goes to prison for being stubborn!"
"We both know that my pride far surpasses my instinct for self-preservation."
"Normal's not normal if you're not normal."
"You could throw a dart at all the adjectives between arrogant and unhinged and I'm sure you'd hit one that describes me."
"I live in pain. Pain that on good days is merely intolerable and on bad ones will suck the life-force right out of you."
"You're not my mom! You don't have to keep checking up on me!"
"You find fault in everybody because you're afraid to look at yourself."
"You ever trust an addict? You ever give one the benefit of the doubt? How many times did it work out for you?"
"People like you, even your actions lie."
"I'm sorry, but I don't remember you."
"Does your voice always get that high and annoying when you're angry?"
"How can I help you this beautiful morning?"
"You owe me. I kept you out of jail; I can put you back."
"When you entered, I noted your shirt hadn't been pressed; you hadn't shaved in quite some time. I extrapolated you were a person for whom detail is not a major concern."
"You cannot make the uninteresting interesting."
"Why are you wearing perfume?"
"Is this a real case, or one of those imaginary cases that happen when you’re bored?"
"I'll get better. I always get better."
"Stop looking at my ass when you think I'm not looking!"
"Do you put all your patients through this many tests, or just the important ones?"
"I take it you two aren't sleeping together anymore?"
"I didn't realise you were going to get hurt. I'm sorry I misled you."
"No! I’m not getting sucked into the vortex of your insanity again!"
"That’s such a bad idea! There’s no way that won’t cause damage to the large intestine!"
"Are you keeping us here just to torture me?"
"The only difference between me and you is that I made some bad decisions, and you made some good ones."
"I don't like you. Never have, never will."
"I'm not breaking into somebody's house! I have principles!"
"Tone it down or I will hit you."
"I thought this was going to be fun. I mess with you, you mess with me - eventually, you give in. But you've shown a startling lack of humour."
"I approve of your shamelessness."
"Your hair makes you look like a hooker."
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“Who the fuck does Ang Lee think he is, man?”
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crownmemes · 3 months
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Interview with a Vampire Sentences
(Sentences from Interview with a Vampire (1994). Adjust phrasing where needed)
"So, you want me to tell you the story of my life?"
"You followed me here, didn't you?"
"I was waiting for you in that alley. Watching you watching me."
"What were you going to do? Kill me, drink my blood? All that stuff?"
"You really believe this, don't you? That you're a vampire?"
"I'm flesh and blood, but not human."
"I haven't been human for 200 years."
"You lack the courage of your convictions!"
"Have you said your goodbyes to the light?"
"You'll get used to killing. Just forget about that mortal coil."
"The trick is not to think about it."
"Forgive me if I have a lingering respect for life."
"You're in love with your mortal nature. You resist what can bring you peace."
"God kills indiscriminately, and so shall we."
"What is it now? You irritate me."
"Your very presence irritates me!"
"You're spoiled because you're an only child."
"I came to make peace with you, even though you're the father of lies."
"We forgive each other, then?"
"You deserve your vengeance."
"Since you comprehend what you call goodness, doesn't that make you good?"
"Do you think I'd let them harm you?"
"The world changes. We do not."
"Your fall from grace has been the fall of a century."
"What if it's a lesson I don't care to learn?"
"As much as your invitation might appeal to me, I must regretfully decline."
"Don't be frightened. I mean you no harm."
"You've come home to me, then?"
"No one could refuse me. Not even you."
"Don't be afraid. I'm going to give you the choice I never had."
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