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So the anti KOSA discord I'm apart of is doing a large anti KOSA call in tomorrow. Where we call our Representatives and tell them to say no to KOSA. You can call through badinternetbills.com. This bill concerns everyone online and may lead to the dissolving of all of your favorite spaces online if you don't speak up and out against it
For more information on what KOSA is:
#kosa lies#fuck kosa#kosa bill#stop kosa#fandomless post#fandom wank#kids online safety act#bad internet bills#anti censorship#pro ao3#ao3#fand
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a-z myths: fand; irish mythology
fand, a faery queen, was once married to the sea god manann. after he left her, she was preyed upon by three formorian warriors in the battle for control of the irish sea. her only hope in winning this battle was to send for the hero cuchulain who would only agree to come if she would marry him. she reluctantly acquiesced to his wishes, though when she met him, she fell as deeply in love with him as he was with her.
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AITA for almost getting Stabbed
I (F Immortal) have been abandoned by my husband (M Immortal), so I started looking for a new partner. Eventually, I found one (M Beardless Boy) and decided to visit him while disguised as a bird. However, he tried to hit me with a spear, so me and my aide (F Likely Immortal) beat him with horsewhips while he was asleep and infected him with a magic illness.
After he had been sick for a year, I sent my aide to tell him that the only was he could fix his illness was if he defeated my enemies so he could get with me. After some pussyfooting around, he agreed and did so. We stayed together for a month after that.
After arranging the second date, my new bf's wife (F Same as BF) gathered all her friends to try and commit mob violence upon me. My new BF tried to defend me, but his wife said many things and he decided she was right and he should stay with her. After than, my husband arrived and I called him a little bitch and he took me back.
AITA?
#serglige con culainn#fand#emer#cu chulainn#shitpost#irish mythology#celtic mythology#i wrote this in 5 minutes
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Imagine: confessing to Superman that you were madly in love with Clark Kent but you were giving up waiting for him to notice you.
Today hasn’t been your day, between waking up late for work, too only arrive to work and three minutes later the Bank was being held at Gunpoint.
While you sat. You thought a lot about Clark. Your best friend. He was Charming, Goofy, Big Dork and it was fun being around him. And when he broke up with Lois you were there picking up the pieces and trying to cheer him up. Especially when Lana swooped in trying to Woo the famous Kent boy. Who was his former girlfriend in high school? Clark thanked you daily for keeping Her at Bay, but it was while you were healing his broken heart that you realized you were madly in love with him. Which was insane. He was your Best friend! You were in the hospital when the twins were born you were best friends with Lois, during their divorce they debuted on who Got the twins and you. You were a part of the family. You never realized you were in love with him until one day he bent down and grabbed you a buttercup flower and put it in your hair and started talking about how when you were kids you would Search High and Low for the small yellow flowers. And would try to make a flower crown. It was such a simple thing that it blew you away how it felt like you were run over by a truck. You debuted if you always loved him. You thought he would have noticed instantly but Clark didn’t he didn’t notice how your cheeks grew red around him or How your heart was beating so loud you could hear it whenever Clark was in a room- you realized an entire year ago you were In love with you’re best friend.
The more you lay on the floor waiting for the police or Superman to arrive to save the day, you thought about the Kent Boys. The twins, Clark. You were their godmothers, Bestfriends, an aunt to the boys, they were your family. But the more you thought about Clark especially now with Gunmen were stealing bags and purses and the money in the vaults. You thought about how it’s been months. An entire year! And you couldn’t shake off the feeling of loving your best friend. Your friend Becky suggested the best way to get over one guy was to get under another. And you tried that. But you kept imagining Clark.. the tinder date who you were doing the devil’s tango with, did Not! appreciate being called “Clark” right in the middle of the dance.. he did not call for a second date. And you didn’t mind.. he wasn’t entirely Great in the dance. Especially since you kept imagining another man. After that. You took your frustration both emotional and physical. And Everything that Clark basically caused you. Doing new activities trying to get over your love. For Clark Kent.
Doing Yoga in the morning, and a Cold Shower whenever you saw Clark shirtless which was a lot! Watched bridgertons on Netflix, read All the books in a week, and a lot of Jane Austen. Even going as far as just Trying a New Sex Toy and even giving it a name that you promised to GOD And the Devil you would NEVER tell a single soul what it was. since it would be too humiliating. It was tough but you loved Clark and you couldn’t get over it.
It wasn’t long until Superman came and Swept the Bank and saved the day. You got outside as Superman stopped talking to the police to check on you. “You alright Miss.”
“Yea- Yea I’m fine thanks, Superman.”
“that doesn’t sound like your alright. Did you get hurt?”
“No- No just. I guess at the face of Death and Mayhem you get clarity-”
“About What? if you don’t mind me asking?” he crossed his arms softly. over his large broad chest as you smiled weakly, shaking your head, “I- Oh I did something stupid- and I just- I realized No matter what I do. I can’t undo it.”
Superman’s face scrunched a bit trying to figure out what you could have possibly done as you leaned forward. “I fell In love with my best friend.- and for Months I tried to ignore it.. but I can’t- I’ve been trying for months to not be in love with him.”
“what’s stopping you from telling him?”
looking up at Superman you smiled weakly shaking your head, “the fear I would lose him forever I just- can’t lose him.. Or the boys.”
“the boys?”
you nodded your head fast nodding your head before rubbing our face, “he’s sons.. they call me auntie. I’ve known him since. God- grade 2.- I can’t have him. you know. I mean. I’ve been waiting - God I feel like I’ve been waiting for him to notice me since I was in grade 2.. a kid. I watched him fall in love twice.. and he’s going to fall in love again with an amazing woman- like I can’t compare to he’s the ex-wife. she’s amazing. I just- I’m done waiting you know? I love him.. but I want to be someone person.”
before Superman could respond a Medic came to pull you away to be checked as he stood there stunned unsure of what to say or do. he had No idea you loved him. Or that you been waiting for him. A large reason for him ending his marriage with Lois wasn’t because he was unhappy with Lois- he was content. but Lois never understood him the way you did. It was when you started dating an idiot. that Lois noticed how Clark was acting. jealous and was breaking things trying to not talk about how much he hated your ex. Lois wanted to Go back to doing more dangerous assignments and Clark refused to allow her due to the boys and he didn’t want his wife at war fronts- she agreed to Not go if he gave up you. and Clark refused so they broke up.
it was a mutual thing and they weren’t bitter toward each other. Clark got the boys and they lived on his family farm and they got values they didn’t get in the city, and Lois got to explore and write hard-hitting articles and be dangerous. She even had bets going with the twins wondering how long it would take their dad to ask you out.
you turned seeing Superman looking at you as you waved weakly as he stepped over as he spoke, ‘Don’t give up on him.. maybe he was just- scared. to ruin the friendship also.”
“maybe- unless do you have some weird emotion detector and you can tell who loves who?” he chuckled as he shook his head, “No- but- give him another chance..”
“Okay- but Only because you just saved me.” he chuckled saying perfectly as you went home. he couldn’t wait to go home and tell you finally how he felt now knowing how you felt and he wasn’t worried about losing you.
#superman and lois#superman and lois imagine#superman#superman imagine#clark kent#clark kent imagine#fand#fandom#imagine#fandom imagine
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while fandroid is pretty energetic and whatnot i think he's always kinda eepy and takes a lot of naps
fandroid voice snoorkkkkk mimimi snorrrrkkkkkkk mimimi :3
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Principal of pleasure part 25
Now it was Clark's turn to get a phone call from Bruce and Dick is not happy.
Superman x Nightwing pairing
Clark
"Don't pick it up Kal please."
"I have to pick it up."
"Why? you don't need to he's going to talk about his feelings."
"No he won't he said he is not pursuing me so there is no need to be on edge."
"Just let it ring."
"If I don't pick it up I think it will be worse."
"Don't indulge him then leave it."
I picked up my cell and put Bruce on speaker.
"Hey Bruce."
"Hey Clark how are you I need to ask you if you'd like to come to dinner at the manor, Dick and Barbara are doing a small little celebration for their little one." I didn't like his tone of voice he sounded so seductive and it threw me off guard, I thought this call was going to be an easy task.
I decided to decline his invitation to dinner. "No Bruce I don't think I will be able to come I'm really swarmed with work at the planet right now." I knew something was up he was sounding to care free and that didn't do.
Dick sat up on the bed looking quite angry but silent at the same time. "Maybe I could pursue you because Dick told me he wanted to make you the godfather of his child." Are eyes went wide Dick put his hand on my arm and squeezed it hard, But he kept his mouth closed he shook his and a look of disbelief on his it looked like it was a surprise for me and Bruce ruined it.
"Wow I didn't know he chose me that's great." I laughed a little and looked at Dick I touched his face and caress it.
"Wow I'm surprised he never told you about that Barbara told me that a few weeks ago they both did." I knew Bruce was trying to pull me out of hiding so I could be exposed for whatever he wanted to see but I won't let him.
"This is not a game Bruce tell Dick thank you but I won't be coming." I wanted to end the call right then and there but Bruce had other things in mind.
"What's so great about Lois do's she have something that I don't." Me and Dick looked at each other and I didn't know what to say to that. I didn't like it he told me he was going to drop this whole thing and he didn't.
"I thought we were friends Bruce this is not what friends do or say to each other why did you call you to push me to say yes to you I made it clear we are friends." I wanted him to reveal something anything so I could hang up but right now he was making it hard.
Dick was pissed sitting on the bed this conversation aggravated him. "I will go to dinner and I will bring my family." I thought quickly Dick raised his eyebrows at that.
"That's fine Clark I would love that and Dick would love that it's good you are supporting him." Hmm there was something in his tone I also didn't like when he mentioned Dick name the voice drop and sounded more sad.
"Yes Dick is a good man I would do anything for him you know that." I pushed to see what would come out of the other end.
"I know he's amazing I know he sees you as family when he was young he saw you as a god he couldn't believe a force like existed. I told him yes you are unique I'm wondering how the name Nightwing came he never told me." I was getting nervous but not that nervous I gave the story of Nightwing to Dick I never told Bruce and I guess Dick never did either.
"It's maybe what kids think of." I winced when I called Dick a kid he just looks at me he's thinking about something else.
"But he is not a kid anymore is he." Yes I needed to end the call.
"Bruce I will come to dinner I will see you tommorrow then." But Bruce pulled me in for more.
"I want you to come and please don't let my ramblings scare you off. I just have this thing for you I can't shake off." I didn't know what to do or say I didn't have those feelings for him and I needed to hang up.
"Goodnight Bruce."
He sighed. "Goodnight Clark." The line went dead I looked at Dick and he looked at his face in thought.
"I think we need to watch him while we are at dinner."
"I agree that he's not quite sure but he's sniffing around I think he thinks I'm cheating on Lois, But he doesn't know it's with you that's what I'm picking up." Dick said getting up and ringing his hands together.
"Oh I won't put it past him thank you for letting me be the godfather." I thanked him this was a big surprise for me that he would pick me to be a part of his child's life in a way that was more official, He thought of me and that was more than enough for me.
"Kal we need to focus on Bruce is suspicious of us." I took a double take when he said that.
"Oh what makes you say that."
"Because he keeps going on and on about me I know he wants to piece things together and we are starting to fit those pieces." I grimaced I don't think he knows but we will be careful in the future.
"I don't think he knows but he has feelings for me so we do have to be extra careful sometimes when people are in love they tend to see more than they should." I reached for him and tugged his wrist towards me to make him sit down.
"God if he ever finds out this would be the.... the worst thing I could imagine is that it will be hard for us at that point." I told him. "We could always come clean to everyone." I felt that could be one way to just get it out our chest me and Dick are free no matter the out come.
"No Kal it would be hell on earth." Dick said ignoring what I said and looked a million miles away from here.
"No matter the outcome Dick I won't let you go."
End of part 25 next is part 26
Thank you for reading
#nightwing x superman parings#dick grayson#clark x dick#nightwing#superman#clark kent#fandom#fanfic stuff#fanfic smut#fanfiction#slash#slash fandom#slash fanfiction#slash fic#fandom thoughts#fandom things#fand
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— Guten Morgen.
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"Die Sendung bleibt zumindest in der Familie." - Joko Winterscheidt
#joko und klaas#joko winterscheidt#klaas heufer umlauf#wsmds#wer stiehlt mir die show#mine#mine:jk#jk24#wow nach fast einem jahr hab ich nochmal gifs gemacht#irgendwie passt die größe nicht ganz weil das sieht leicht unscharf aus#aber ich hab jetzt keine lust mehr und lass es einfach so#fands ultra niedlich wie klaas im ersten gif auf zehenspitzen stand#und dann später nochmal ne umarmung gesucht hat
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Für alle meine Kolleg*innen, die alles richtig gemacht und kein TikTok haben:
#zur feier des tages#valentinstag ist zwar kommerzialisierte scheiße aber ich fand die Sprüche cute#macht jemandem eine Freude#die drei ???#die drei fragezeichen
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what if we were narrative foils who havent properly addressed our care for eachother
#your turn to die#yttd#kimi ga shine#keisou#keishin#shin tsukimi#keiji shinogi#my art#i see smthn and im not calclated nuff to work it out but its there#they sure love to hatebond#TUMBLR FYTTD FANDS R SO NICE WAHHH
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10, 9, 8, 7...
#tatort saarbrücken#tatort der fluch des geldes#leo hölzer#spatort#my art#endlich kann ich es posten XDDDD#entschuldigt die lines#ich bin müde von den letzten tagen... aber das musste einfach sein und fand seinen Anfang im Motel One XDDDD#taubenwetten#little comic
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Nebeneinander geht sich bis ans Ende der Welt sowieso besser
Mal wieder ein banger Video von trtlnx, das ganz eindeutig über die zwei geht.
#spatort#tatort saarbrücken#ja das Komma im vorletzten is absichtlich da hehe#spatort in trtlnx#der original vibe vom video war natürlich funny#aber ich fand wenn man nur den text hört hat das was poetisches
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würd ja gerne mal wissen was der average tatort gucker der nicht in der spatort lore drin is vom heutigen tatort dachte
Also ich hatte die time of my life thanks to tumblr
#spatort#tatort auf crack ey#wortwörtlich#wenn man leos heroin taste testing bedenkt#also ich fand den tatort 10/10 unterhaltend#logik who? dont know her#i only know adam wie er nach leos gesicht greift#ein husten und ich bin bei dir#tatort saarbrücken
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Tatort Saarbrücken + Genial daneben
(Part 2)
Auflösungen ⤵
Disclaimer: Antworten wurden nicht überprüft. Eine 20 Jahre alte Comedysendung ist nicht unbedingt die beste Informationsquelle, bitte ggf. selbst recherchieren!
Was ist ein so genannter „Pfannenboy“?
Ein rollbares Gestell für viele Dachpfannen, das am Dach befestigt
werden kann, damit nicht dauernd einzelne Dachpfannen geholt werden müssen.
Was ist eine Jugendflamme?
Das Seepferdchen für junge Feuerwehrleute. Dieses Abzeichen erhält der Feuerwehrnachwuchs nach Ablegung einer bestimmten Schwimmprüfung. Es gibt drei Schwierigkeitsgrade für Feuerwehrleute zwischen zehn und 18 Jahren. Auf den Abzeichen sieht man drei farbige Flammen und die Aufschrift „Jugendfeuerwehr“. Deshalb heißt dieses Abzeichen „Jugendflamme“.
Was ist eine Stoßtherapie?
Manchmal ist es medizinisch sinnvoll, ein Medikament über
einen begrenzten Zeitraum in einer extrem hohen Dosis zu verabreichen (also stoßweise – fast alles auf einmal). Das ist eine Stoßtherapie (wird z. B. bei Lungenentzündung angewandt).
Was ist eine Pseudotasche?
Ein Hohlraum zwischen Zahn und Zahnfleisch heißt „Tasche“. Dort können sich Keime bilden, die zu Entzündungen führen. Die Pseudotasche ist die Vorstufe zur Tasche, weil sie noch nicht durch Entzündungen bis zum Kieferknochen vorgedrungen ist.
Was ist ein Sonderaufspürungsbeamter?
Blinde Menschen, die bei der Auswertung von Tonaufnahmen, aufgrund ihres ausgeprägteren Gehörs bei der niederländischen Polizei helfen.
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#so genannter pfannenboy ist mein absoluter favorit#funfact: in der sendung mit dem sonderaufspürungsbeamten war der erste guess steuerfahndung#das fand ich lustig#tatort saarbrücken#genial daneben#mein beitrag zu dieser sendung#screenshots meme
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Die arme Pia brauch auch ihren Schlaf <3
#was esther sagt ist an adam gerichtet btw#idk ich fand die idee ganz süß dass pia bei esther auf dem schoß einschläft weil sie so müde ist :3#und esther ist so voll protective girlfriend 'weck sie nicht auf sonst bist du tot'#♡♡♡#anyways#enjoy♡#spatort#tatort saarbrücken#pia x esther#pia heinrich#esther baumann#pesther#(man kann sehen dass ich mit einem ship obsessed bin wenn ich mehrmals die woche fanart davon poste)#lyxchen's art
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but like what if madara did actually got pregnant with hashirama's baby?...how would tobirama react, how would fhe rest of senju and uchiha react? will the child have rinnegan and be the most op character in the entire naruto verse?
Anon, I honestly don't know...
Like, to begin with, we would have to think when and how this even happened. My "easiest" option would be making Madara trans, because there's no way they would have hormone therapy in their era😭 When that happened is tricky, because in canon they never were this close, but for the fanfic's sake let's just say it was after Konoha was founded (and iirc in canon Mito wasn't married to Hashirama yet)
I think Tobirama, like the rest of the Senju and the Uchiha, wouldn't be... accepting, because even if we consider there was no homophobia at the time (which I doubt), there's still the distrust against each other, but maybe they could accept taking it as a "guarantee" of the truce? That's how marriage kinda used to work anyway. But Tobirama wouldn't think like that, he would think of this child like a threat, like it's the child of two powerhouses, one of them being an Uchiha(!!), so he would want to keep an eye on them. If he would like his niece/nephew afterwards, I don't know, I guess it depends of which parent they would look like the most XD
About powers, I think the rinnegan needs the actual chakra, right? So this child wouldn't awake the rinnegan, even in an almost death situation, but they definitely would be op, maybe just not the strongest character of the verse, because both Madara and Hashirama don't have all their powers genetically determined, it also has the training component
Anyway, I hope my answer satisfied you, anon (wish I could know if you're a mutual or not)
#i just woke up#why am i doing this to myself?#funny thing to think but is that really what i am in my blog?#anyway#madahashi#hashimada#tw pregnancy#trans madara#anti tobirama#not an anti post but the way i talk about him could trigger his fand#*fans#so i'm just being cautious
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