all i want is a scene where stede picks flowers for ed

all i want is a scene where stede picks flowers for ed

all i want is a scene where stede picks flowers for ed

Commission for @/wildewinged on FR of their Gaoler ore merchant, Shevat! She had so much shiny jewelry to render~

If you're interested in commissioning me, check out my Commission Post or my USD commissions thread on FR~

i strongly believe that in any universe modern or otherwise lwj uses lan xichen as a kind of confessional like a catholic priest. he literally comes into lan xichen's room at four pm precisely because that's the scheduled time that he allows himself to share an Emotion with his brother and sits down and says in a distinctly monotone yet perfectly recognisably anguished tone 'brother i have sinned' and lan xichen sighs very quietly because he doesn't want to hurt his brother's feelings and puts down his pen and says 'is this about wei wuxian' very gently and Lan Wangji is like 'mn' because it has never once Not been about wei wuxian. and then he says something that is Kind Of Weird, But Still Not A Sin like 'he fell asleep when we were studying and i watched his ribcage moving up and down for thirty eight minutes until he choked on nothing and woke himself up; am i evil' and once again lan xichen will kind of not-sigh in a way that makes it very obvious that in all other ways except physical he Is, Indeed, Sighing and has to reassure the most rigidly distraught younger brother in the history of mankind that what he is suffering from is in fact a malady known colloquially as a crush

F I S S I O N - Why the hell do you hurt yourself for this?

doesnt really feel like a tuesday at all

Treat me ~ Tip me ~ More of me

get a rat

yk in those 90s sitcoms how when the hot character walks into the room there's that like canned whooping whistling etc

anyway that's what your fave hears when you enter the room

Greg James (Radio 1 DJ/Fast & The Curious host) was on the Sky Sports podcast a few months back and he made a really lovely and important comment about Fandom in F1 that I think more people need to hear...

"They are popstars, that is the closest comparison. They are popstars but I don't look at that as a negative. People like these people for a reason and you're a snob or you're shortsighted if you think it's fluff, because the people that love... I'll just do a comparison. People that love Harry Styles, if you're 14, 15, 16 and you're a girl...for example my niece, 15 years old, incredibly smart, worldly, has got big dreams, big ambitions, she is obsessed with Harry Styles, and it's dangerous and shortsighted to dismiss people that are obsessed with things... that are passionate about things, because those people will grow up and those things are really important to a human. Those first touch points of 'That's my favourite Formula One driver', or 'That's my favourite popstar', you never forget that sort of thing, they shape who you are, they help you shape what you like, and I know that sounds a bit grand but how amazing to have Lando Norris as your favourite celebrity, what a great person because that's an incredibly talented person. That's a person who's worked hard and is so great at their job.

So there's a lot of 'Oh, you only like Formula One because you fancy the drivers.' Great! Whatever your way in is, that's fantastic. My niece, told me the other day 'I want to marry a Formula one driver' and she's joking with me, but how fantastic, this thing that, to a 15 year old is mad to dive into the data of a Formula One car, but just kind of likes it... I don't know how you could not find that charming and sort of sweet. You can like any bit of sport that you like. Noone is supposed to be gatekeeping this thing.

I'd also like to say, not to generalise, there will be many 14, 15 year olds who want to get into the sport and they love the granular detail of the sport and they will become the next generation of engineers. Whatever your doorway into the sport is... Amazing. You've sort of won. If you're Lando Norris you've got people who know who you are and you're brilliant at your job and that's how sport can make a difference in people's lives because these characters have to transcend the sport"

The full video is HERE - the fandom section is at 47:00 and if anyone can rip it that would be awesome because you can really see and hear the sincerity in his voice as he talks (my transcribing skills don't do it justice!) But it's so great to finally hear a guy say this out loud.

I have discovered a second treat that angel likes. Chicken & gravy baby food! It is his new favorite, easily surpassing the formerly coveted banana puffs. Look at that grip on the spoon and his little handful of baby food 😭

“i only hang out with cool pirates.”

so the reason ed sought out to meet stede in the first place is because he thought stede was cool

i know it’s a throw-away line but could it also be that simple?

sure, blackbeard hears rumor of a wealthy landowner becoming a pirate and probably thought: he sounds cool but if he’s not i’ll just kill him and take his stuff, you know pretty boilerplate pirate stuff

BUT as soon as ed sees this beautiful bizarre little man with his exquisite cashmere and secret closet and full library with two chandeliers, he’s like fuck yeah i knew this guy was cool

stede’s cool, ed likes it, and the rest is history

Old Commission from this fall for FoolishLilFail of their Fae, Varlan. One of my first proper FR commissions!

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physically ill over deathduo today. phil staying eye to eye with missa as he leads the dance, keeping eye contact as he follows step for step, ending up being the only one in sync. phil having to drop the news about chayanne and tallulah, having to catch him up on so much. the two of them having a moment in tallulah’s garden, upset because it’s her birthday and she can’t be there to celebrate with them. phil telling missa to stay back when fighting hostile mobs. missa wanting to stick with phil, so phil goes with the others so missa can socialize and also be with him. phil apologizing for the overwhelming news of today, offering for the two of them to step out, only for missa to refuse, wanting to take part in the search for their children. the two of them sticking together in the maze.

missa saying goodbye for now, I’ll see you soon, I’ll see you tomorrow, I promise - neither of them knowing what would happen to phil not an hour later.

adrian and the reader panting into each others open mouths when they cum

adrian moaning into your neck when he fucks you

thats it thats the mental image send tweet enjoy

OKAYYY REAL

adrian cant come unless he's made you come. and just once isn't good enough, either. if he cant get AT LEAST two orgasms out of you then he's failed as a boyfriend and as a man. he's definitely more of a giver than a taker, like he'd spend hours with his head buried between your legs or whole afternoons with his fingers deep inside of you if you let him. i honestly don't even think he'd CARE whether he comes or not, like it'd be nice but as long as you're satisfied then he's happy. but he's a horndog okay?? so he's gonna come because how could he not?? you're so pretty and the noises you make alone are enough to send him over the edge before he's even taken his pants off sometimes. when he's about to come he insists on making you come at the same time. him moaning into your neck, whispering the dirtiest shit you've ever heard in your ear and his thumb brushing against your clit. his tongue in your mouth, devouring every last moan from your lips while you're coming until the tension that's been building since literally the minute he sank inside of you releases and a string of whimpers and moans leave his throat.

anyway, how are you anon? salute emoji

It's ADHD awareness month so l thought it'd be nice to explain why someone with ADHD might consciously make horrible decisions despite being aware of the consequences

So, let's image a situation. A person with ADHD is doing a mildly entertaining activity, let's say doomscrolling. This person also has a task to do. I made a graph where the brighter the color, the higher the satisfaction that the person gets from an activity

[ID: A graph showing a line that divides into two separate lines. The main line, and the bottom line, are a dull yellow. The top line starts off black, and turns bright green as it gets further away from the bifurcation. /End ID]

So here, doomscrolling isn't super gratifying but hey, it's better than nothing. The person has the choice to keep doomscrolling, even though it's honestly pretty boring, or they could do the task they need to do. When they're done with that task, they'll feel a lot better, so they should do that, right? Just do the task because there's literally no cons? Well. Look at this other graph:

[ID: The same graph as before, but cropped to only show the bifurcation itself. This way, the top line seems to be completely black. /End ID]

This is how a person with ADHD perceives the choice. They can logically know that they'll feel better if they do the task, but executive dysfunction makes it literally impossible to get any sort of motivation or satisfaction for gratification that doesn't currently exist. So the choice goes from 'feel meh or feel good later' to 'feel great in comparison or never feel good again'. And what's the obvious choice here?

wedding skins (so far)! as always, i’ll update as they come in :D

Dating sim where Noah’s the playable main character and the goal is to get with one of a wide variety of campers on the island (to his protest)