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"What if" / Fanfiction Video

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Oh to be in a poly-vampire-cuddle pile…💕💕💕💕

Modern Dating with your Vampire Master...they're so silly actually.

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ID: 1a. Shot of the exterior of the vampire house at night, lit from within. 1b. Wide shot in profile of Guillermo in the foyer, descending from the large front window on a tall teal ladder with a 'verner' logo on the side. He is wearing green chinos, boots, and a white collared shirt with suspenders; he has a blue bucket with a 'blowes' logo on the side full of cleaning products in one hand. From offscreen, Nandor calls, "Guillermo?" Guillermo responds absently with a "Hm?" concentrating on stepping down safely. 1c. Close up on Guillermo as he reaches the floor, looking over toward Nandor with mild curiosity. From offscreen, Nandor declares, "I would like to take you out on a date." 1d. Wide shot, knees up, of both men standing in the foyer, the doorway to the fancy room visible behind them, fireplace lit and glowing in the space between them. Guillermo, incredibly caught off card, shrieks out a choked keysmash of words and reflexively throws the bucket in his hands, sending it crashing into the ladder behind him and toppling it all to the ground. His eyes are comically wide, fixed on Nandor, and his face is flushed red. Nandor stands before him with his hands folded formally behind his back, shoulders back, head high, nervously looking away with flushed cheeks. 1e. Close up of Nandor returning his gaze towards Guillermo with a wobbly frown, chin tucked to his chest defensively as his nerves catch up to him. There are sounds of the ladder and bucket crashing to the floor offscreen. Guillermo stutters out, "You... you what?!" 1f. Repeat. Nandor puffs himself up angrily, baring his fangs as he snaps, flustered, "I am not repeating myself!"

2a. Chest up of them both in profile on a streaky brown background. Guillermo, flushed red and staring hard at Nandor, pushes his glasses up his nose and asks hesitantly, "You...want to go on a date...with me?" Nandor grimaces uncomfortably, shoulders tense as he leans his torso back away from Guillermo, cheeks purple and eyes looking elsewhere. He clarifies, "I said I wanted to take you on a date, that's not the same thing." Guillermo pushes, "But you do want that." Nandor grits out a painful "Yyyeeessss..." 2b. Extreme closeup of Nandor in the foreground, turning his head fully away from Guillermo to glare over his own shoulder, flustered and sweating nervously. In the background, Guillermo tilts his head with a frown, unimpressed, and counters, "Then why do you look like I have a stake to your heart when you say it?" 2c. Waist up of Nandor on an orange and yellow polka dot background as he turns back to face Guillermo, nervous and embarrassed. He twists his fingers together as he says, "Metaphorically...you do. You have for some time, in fact." 2d. Small reaction shot from Guillermo, staring with wide shining eyes and blushing cheeks on a background of pink bubbles. A large pink heart floats next to him, stabbed through with a stake and spurting drops of blood.

3a. Chest up of them both in profile on a streaky brown background. Guillermo is now the one to drop his gaze with a pleased smile, half turning away as he rubs nervously at his neck. He mumbles, "That's either really sweet or really concerning..." Nandor squeezes his eyes shut in frustration and flaps his hands around to shoo away the tangent in their conversation. He snaps, "Enough of this!" 3b. Close up of Nandor from Guillermo's POV on an orange and yellow starburst background. Nandor draws himself up tall, shoulders straight, chin up, and whips his head toward Guillermo, hair flying around his shoulders. He shouts, "Do you want to go on a date with me or not??" His demanding posture is betrayed only by the blush in his cheeks and the pleading shine in his eyes. 3c. Close up of Guillermo on an orange and yellow starburst background as he similarly draws up his shoulders, cheeks flushed, wide eyes meeting Nandor's. He immediately blurts out, "I do!!"

4a. Waist up of them both in profile, the left side of the foyer with the fancy room beyond visible in the background, fireplace lit and glowing in the space between them. Guillermo smiles, pleased and flustered, and looks down to play aimlessly with his fingers. He repeats at a more measured volume, "I...I do." Nandor grins and pumps both fists up to shake victoriously between them, replying, "Great!" 4b. Extreme closeup of Nandor's belt in the foreground as he whips around to walk away down the hall, long coat flapping like a cape. He declares, "You will meet me there at sundown tomorrow in your least-shitty sweater. Guillermo, waist-up in the background, stares after him with a besotted expression, hands clasped together over his chest and hearts floating around his dazed head. He smiles dreamily and replies, "Okay..." 4d. Small closeup on Guillermo on a pink background as he freezes, expression disappearing behind his glasses. His thoughts are expressed in large white letters above his head: "Wait." 4e. High shot of the foyer from the upper right corner, showing the full staircase, doorways to the hall and fancy room, and the ladder toppled over by the front door. Guillermo is jogging after Nandor toward the main hallway, calling after him, "Wait, meet you where? Mast-Nandor!" /end ID

Excuse me, who invited you to their tea party??

I was born sick but I love it

You construct intricate rituals which allow you to touch the skin of other men

part 2-ish

- part 3

Vampire Hunters and Valentine's Day...

both so focused where Hearts are at Stake.

Guillermo de la Cruz

a couple years ago i had a major hyperfixation on a silly little vampire show. (I'm still going through it tbh)

Psst.  Got six minutes to spare?

Wanna hear something awesome?

VoicePlay just released an a capella cover of Metallica’s Nothing Else Matters, and it is glorious.

Nothing Else Matters - VoicePlay

For those not familiar, VoicePlay is a group of skilled professional vocalists who’ve been performing for over a decade.  Although they’re known as the ‘theater kids of a capella’ and their videos are often cinematic, playful or even downright goofy, none of that is in evidence here.  This performance is restrained, contemplative, masterful, and eminently respectful of James Hetfield’s iconic 1992 power ballad.

Geoff (Bass,) Layne (Baritone and Percussion,) Eli (Tenor,) Cesar (Tenor/Baritone,) featured guest J.None (Baritone), indefatigable Production Manager Kathy Castellucci, and their crew went through hell to get this video put together.  The result, IMO, speaks for itself.

tl;dr: It rocks.

The documentary crew put that glitter filter on them, not me! ✨

I was possessed by this gifset of a show I’ve never seen cjdjdjdj

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ID: 1a. Bust of Nandor sitting in an armchair in the fancy room, looking lost and forlorn while he stares at the floor and talks to the cameras. He says, "I was coming undone in front of Patton Oswalt. And Guillermo, my sweet, odd bird. And I mean, I value his opinion above anyone's." 1b. Side shot, Nandor up close in the foreground, head turned toward Guillermo sitting in the adjacent armchair. There is a candle lit on the side table between them. Guillermo whips his head up, eyes wide with surprise, and says, "Wait, you do? I didn't... You've never told me that before." 1c. Reverse shot, Guillermo close up in the foreground with his head turned toward Nandor and Nandor squinting at him from his adjacent chair, hands limp on the armrests. Nandor furrows his brow at Guillermo skeptically and asks, "Well, how would I?"

2a. Reverse shot. Guillermo turns his head fully toward Nandor with a nervous smile and gestures with one hand, replying, "Just, sort of like you just did." 2b. Reverse shot. Nandor looks over to the space in front of them, presumably where the camera crew is set up, nodding his head and sweeping his hand in that direction for emphasis. He argues, "But I'm not telling you, I'm telling them." 2c. Reverse shot. Guillermo glances toward the crew and rolls his head back, mouth open in a silent but sarcastic "ohhh". In the foreground, Nandor is becoming animated, gesturing with his other hand now, palm out, and curling his lip to bare his fangs. He snaps, "I mean, what do you want me to do?"

3a. Reverse shot, Nandor sitting up straight in his chair with both arms up in a dramatic shrug, glaring incredulously at Guillermo. He continues, "Tell you that I care about you, to your face, while we're alone?" 3b. Reverse shot. Guillermo laces his fingers demurely in his lap and shrugs his shoulders, looking to the floor with a blush and an embarrassed smile. In the foreground, Nandor frowns at him silently, gesturing hand gone limp at the wrist. Guillermo admits, "That'd be really nice." 3c. Repeat. In the foreground, Nandor sits back in his chair and turns his head back toward the cameras, in profile to the viewer. He scowls, brow furrowed, and says "No, that's absurd." Guillermo freezes in his shy pose, expression dropping into resigned irritation. /end ID

Are you jealous afraid, master?

im very excited for season 4 [ID in alt]

Harvey Guillen answering a Nandermo question at Fan Expo Canada. March 2024.

My brain short circuited when I saw them and couldn’t decide which shitpost to draw.