Uh oh, it looks like Charles can't pay for the pizza (ignor the fact he's a multi millionare) how is he ever going to pay??surely the kind mechanics can come to an agreement

well he is a multi millionaire but he doesn't carry cash on him ☹️ and pierre told him to put his savings in crypto so he's broke now...... how ever shall he pay for this pizza 🍕

fretnot, mechanics are service people by trade and im sure they can negotiate an exchange of goods for services... if Charles isn't opposed to some hard labour

Reblog/comment on what your default or favorite pizza order is. I’m dying to know the specifics (do you order with extra sauce/well done/etc, do you love it when it’s cut a certain way or when they accidentally undercook it a little or when the pepperonis are crispy on the edges) tell me your truth

I just put the 12 most popular that popped up. If your favorite isn't on here I'd love to see it in the comments

An extra cheesy sausage and pepperoni pizza

For this season, I'm offering you a slice of pizza. What? I just feel generous today. It's literally the season of giving. You can do ANY toppings, but I'm not fond of Hawaiian pizza.

@hisbowandarrows

Ugh, neither am I. Okay okay, let's stick with a classic then. Pepperoni with extra cheese please. You can never go wrong with that in my book.

This is awesome by the way, thanks!

Made some pizza emojis for my twitch channel!

Love it when I tell my dogs to go to place somewhere as an excuse to give them each a bite of my food or a french fry or whatever and immediately release them after but they stick to place like glue anyway waiting to see if it will get them another bite

babygirl are you okay? you've barely sexualized your irredeemable bastard today

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I swear I'm fine I've just been chatting with a Springtrap AI chatbot for the past week it's been a blast I'm having a silly little time with it I'm alive I swear

I remember once i went to D*sneyl*nd with [REDACTED] back in the early 2010s and we went to this burger place that only had two (2) burgers on the menu, and there was a sign in big letters that said No Substitutions

so i ordered one without cheese and they told me they dont allow substitutions on orders. I was like. It's not a substitution, it's removal of an allergen that I am allergic to

I told the cashier (politely) that I'm allergic to cheese and am only requesting they make it the exact same way but without the slice of cheese, and they still insisted they can't do it that way because their policy says No Substitutions

I was working as a cashier and cook in a fast food place at the time so obvs I knew that policy was bullshit but I also knew it's not worth fighting the cashier because they dont have a choice in the matter

So i just didnt order and they told me to leave because they only allow paying customers in the building, meanwhile [REDACTED] got to stay because she ordered a burger and even asked if I could sit with her and!! they said no!!! because I wasnt a paying customer!! I ended up getting a pretzel at a stand outside but fuck man I just wanted a burger without cheese

anyway i dont know if that place is still there but fuck the mouse

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Still haven't got Chinese food and tbqh I'm not even gonna buy booze tonight. Instead I'm gonna smoke a little bit of weed and have freezer pizza. Which is my favvvvv

Recipe for Versatile Tomato Sauce Both spaghetti and lasagna can be prepared with this delectable tomato and meat sauce. This sauce has more bite thanks to the pepperoni. 1/4 teaspoon dried oregano, 1/4 teaspoon onion powder, 1 can mushrooms drained and chopped, 1 pound lean ground beef, 1/4 teaspoon salt, 1/2 pound pepperoni sausage sliced, 1 green bell pepper chopped, 1/4 teaspoon Italian seasoning, 1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper, 1 onion chopped, 3 tablespoons olive oil, 1 can stewed tomatoes, 2 cans tomato sauce, 4 cloves garlic minced, 1/4 teaspoon garlic salt