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gawwwd🫠 she’s never beating the prettiest person alive allegations
Put this look in the louvre already, I’m obsessed with it
#serving beautiful angel face from heaven actually#evie talks#evie shitposts#Scarlett Johansson#tiff#marvel#mcu actors
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i literally. am so dumb. i forgot to put the eggs in box brownies. theyre ruined. there are literally three ingredients HOW DID I FORGET THE EGGS??? :(
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Maybe the assassins would beat the templars for once if they stopped serving the light and started serving cunt.
#assassins creed#assassins creed mirage#assassin's creed#assassins#templar#shitpost#work in the dark to serve the light#altair#ezio#connor kenway#edward kenway#arno#evie frye#jacob frye#bayek of siwa#alexios#kassandra#basim ibn ishaq#eivor
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ac characters playing mc:
desmond: (server owner) the one whos dying to fight the ender dragon. as soon as u spawn? “hey guys can we speedrun and fight the dragon asap?” and when the dragon dies, he respawns it each time. until every single end gate is unlocked. and keeps going
altaïr: mining the whole time. five minutes into the game, he already found diamonds, he’s looted five ancient cities, he’s in the nether, he’s got netherite . somehow maxxes out all his gear before anyone can blink (says he doesnt take it seriously but he acc does)
ezio: making huge farms. like, huge enough to make the server lag type farms. mob grinders are his SHIT. iron farms, mob farms, anything farms. tries to start a roleplay and everyone ignores him
connor: playing normally. likes to find villages to go and trade, probably taking it at a normal pace. doesnt rly care for netherite. is content with half iron, half diamond armour
jacob: dies in a lava pool within 5 mins and quits . comed back five days later and gets annoyed everyone else is ahead and he’s got nothing so he rage quits again
evie: similar to connor, but she actually wants to get netherite. shes probs a try hard too icl, loves speedrunning and doing mlgs and insane tricks. jacob claps for her each time
arno: likes to build things, not houses, more like shops and statues. steals all the blocks from altaïr’s chest to make them tho, so altaïr ends up using shulker boxes instead.
bayek: walks into a cave upon spawning and gets trapped so he logs off forever
basim: gets banned within the first 10 minutes
edward: drowns 6 times bc he doesnt know how to swim in mc so he just starts blowing up everyones bases bc hes annoyed and bored. arno, basim, evie, connor get annoyed so they kill edward until he logs off. they spawn trap him
haytham: doesn’t join
#altaïr ibn la'ahad#assassin’s creed#incorrect assassin's creed quotes#shitpost#desmond miles#ezio auditore#arno dorian#arno victor dorian#jacob frye#evie frye#bayek of siwa#haytham kenway#ratohnhaké:ton#connor kenway#basim ibn ishaq#edward kenway#minecraft
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If you had of told me a year ago ross would be the 1975 with the most pda in their relationship I would’ve LAUGHED in your face, but I’m so here for it
#thoughts inside my mind#chats#the 1975#ross macdonald#evie’s shitposts#shut up evie#chloe bennet#I love them!!
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may I present to you my schrödinger's fuck!
it is in a constant state of being both given and ungiven at any time! truly a scientific marvel!
#honestly might use this joke in a fic#schrödinger’s cat#physics meme#science memes#quantum physics#mental health memes#ocd memes#shitpost#text post#evie’s jeevies
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#my posts#unordinary#webtoon unordinary#unordinary webtoon#webtoon#stupid shit#shitposts#remi unordinary#unordinary rei#kuyo unordinary#evie unordinary#unordinary john#william unordinary#unordinary zirian#unordinary remi#unordinary arlo
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i'mma summon all the johan simps with this post because my fav doggo boi appeared in the latest chapter🐶🐶
#evi's thoughts#lookism#lookism webtoon#webtoon lookism#johan seong#lookism johan#seong yohan#seong johan#johan seong x reader#yohan seong#lookism shitposts
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Why do I feel like the following would happen in a crossover of The Mummy and Evil Dead
☆ Ash and Rick argue over something outrageously stupid
☆ Jonathan punches Ash for flirting with Evie
☆ Ash yells at Rick (or Jonathan) for reading the Necronomicon and summoning the deadites
☆ Jonathan and Ardeth amusedly watching Ash and Rick argue or fight over something outrageously stupid
☆ Ash calls Imhotep ugly
☆ Ash and Rick fighting a hoarde of mummies and deadites together
☆ Jonathan driving the Delta while screaming
☆ Jonathan being absolutely horrified by Ash's self amputation and chainsaw hand
☆ Ash being like "aw shit, here we go again" when faced with an army of mummies/the undead/deadites
☆ someone loses the Necronomicon, Ash yells at them
☆ Ash calls Benny a bitch or something
#the shitposter speaks#ash williams#evil dead#the mummy#the mummy 1999#rick o'connell#evie carnahan#jonathan carnahan#ardeth bay#imhotep
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Evie: Hey Aiden, what's your favorite food?
Aiden: Muscles
Evie: Mussels, huh? I never cared much for shellfish myself, but--
Aiden: No, not that kind. I mean this kind~
*Aiden grabs a hold of Evie's taut biceps and squeezes them while giving her a seductive look*
Evie: O///U///O
#choices stories you play#choices#choices stories we play#high school story#choices stories we play fandom#choices game#hss#choices hss#aiden zhou#choices high school story#aiden x mc#mc x aiden#hss aiden#high school story aiden#evie x aiden#aiden x evie#evie ayana (og hss mc)#cadybear's hss headcanons#cadybear's headcanons#hss headcanons#kinda shitpost#incorrect quotes#incorrect hss quotes#cadybear's incorrect quotes
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more yikyaks from today as AC characters because you guys wanted more ✨💜
Ezio:
Altaïr:
Jacob and Evie:
Malik:
Connor:
Desmond:
Leonardo:
Maria:
#assassin’s creed#ezio auditore#altaïr ibn la'ahad#connor kenway#ratonhnhaké:ton#jacob frye#evie frye#malik al sayf#desmond miles#leonardo da vinci#maria thorpe#shitpost#yik yak#memes#ac memes
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It’s missing stevenat hours 😔😮💨
They coulda been the hottest power couple
#mcu did them fucking dirty#shoulda been endgame#evie talks#evie shitposts#romanogers#natasha romanoff#Steve rogers#stevenat
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A trope I need more off; Fashionista "Diva" but Badass Princess x Temperamental, Hot-headed but Kind-hearted Dragon.
#Honestly one of the best unofficial tropes#Yes this is referring to Malvie and SolarFlare#I need more ships with the exact same dynamic plz#decendants#malvie#mal x evie#Bloom X Stella#winx club#Dragon X Princess#rambles#shitpost#romance tropes
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chekov's gun(but not like that)
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The mold just turned Lucas from Eminem into Slim Shady.
#resident evil#resident evil 7#lucas baker#text post#shitposts#nigel talks#i do mean it when I say that this is a shitpost BUT honestly one of my favorite ways to describe lucas post-evie#is that ''he took the opportunity to become his own slim shady''
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I’m so down bad
#thoughts inside my mind#chats#the 1975#matty healy#evie’s shitposts#still at their very best#he is just…
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