Humans are space orcs

Dreams?

Humans Are Space Orcs, but Aliens get confused about dreams (sorta).

Aliens would develop some sort of dreaming function in brains, but most aliens don't have this. Humans have loads of this in their teeny pink noggins: imagination.

Now before I get yelled at, yes, the extraterrestrial are also creative, but none close to how impulsive and effective the humans are.

Most crews with a human crewmate sees a tendency to avoid some specific crewmates after an irregular dream they have of that crewmate, probably dreaming about said crewmate doing something unthinkable to them. Most dreams are harmless, but sometimes humans sleepwalk, which might surprise their alien colleagues, and often you, the human crewmate, would wake up in places where you shouldn't be waking up. This in turn begs the question, (from the aliens,) "Why do you scream things and move around the ship while you are asleep, Human Y/N?"

And wouldn't you know it, you would answer: "Because I was dreaming."

Now of course, the alien crew would be flabbergasted at this new information. "Dreaming? Is that one of your evolutions to help in survival? How does it work?" External scans would just show that the human has "irregular brain activity while they are asleep," like they're "awake".

And being human, you would be clueless as well. Dreams just do happen. Maybe a neurologist would explain better, but you just can't explain dreams to your crew, especially after you just woke up from them chasing you down for breeding purposes. Or sport. Or whatever you were dreaming about.

anyway while i do not necessarily need anime men bursting into chunks of flesh levels of killdeath for your beloved sympathetic assassin characters i do require some degree of fangs on them and the fangs must be lethal.

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Baffled.

Frustrating thing about tumblr is its not mandatory to see timestamps on posts. If you arent using them in this day and age, youre at risk of not understanding the context of a post or that the information on it may be out of date. I dont think this will reach a wide audience but if you dont have timestamps enabled go to your general settings->dashboard settings and turn timestamps on so you can see when a post written like it’s breaking news is actually from 2017.

Here's a tough one:

You have to remove an animal from a room. Your equipment is a long stick, a bucket and a hoodie.

My Mane 6 Redesigns all together! I was going to post them separately but ended up finishing them all before I got around to it lol

by the way irt boycotting sanrio the fact that they had stores open in "Israel" in 2011 is no longer particularly relevant (theyre closed), the important thing is that their products (specifically the plushies) are made by jazwares which has a wildly zionist ceo

so rather than a sanrio boycott it's a jazwares boycott which applies to a lot of popular plushes: sanrio, pokemon, squishmallows, etc.

Full offense, but I think milk substitution charges should not exist at coffee shops. It is NOT my or anyone's fault that they cannot have dairy and that's that.

I don't see people gas up gnc and butch transfems nearly enough, can we get a fuckin round of applause for gnc and butch transfems

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i genuinely dont care if the creation of all media comes to a screeching halt btw i will very gladly live with no new movies no new tv shows no new anything for years if that's what it takes for the people who create them to be treated like human beings. i hope every other facet of the entertainment industry goes on strike too and i hope all the ones that havent unionised yet will. i want media creation to become completely impossible and i want the people who could make it possible again to hold out until they get every single thing they want. btw