cyanidesymphoniesxylophones
casket, poison and medicine
asks open | 19 and a bowl of months to 20| any pronouns | identifies as a friend | i write about space, magic and plants
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Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends
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i got my waist grabbed by a transman and now im still replaying the moment in my head
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i missed the chance to get the booping badges...
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more please
Broke: Giovanni is Ash's father
Woke: Giovanni has mistakenly believed Ash was his hookup mistake for like a decade and is about to get the surprise of the century seeing that not only are they not related, but the employee he fired a few years ago for being too stupid is now living with him and being a more active father than he was
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Jesus i forgot to post for my birthday but, uh, casks is 20 now. Yippee. Expect more monsterfucking goodness.
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You are the skeletons to my closet <3 (/joke /platonic)
rattles ominously with monsterfucking energy
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tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post
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whaddup i came to tell you you're very rad and you should be proud of all you have done in life. that's all but it's very important you know this
to whichever anon who sent me this last month i will cry and explode
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hi bud i cant relate but i have like 5 people on my wrapped and its meme rap meme rap wilbur soot meme rap meme rap
Guys
Guys look
I’m not only the 1%
I’m the 0.1%
@cyanidesymphoniesxylophones friend look I am the top percentage of rattata
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Saw a thread on Twitter of "gifts to give a person with ADHD and autism" that was full of stereotypical and quite frankly patronizing items, so here's a list of I (autistic individual) want instead as a gift
Money
Fourteen billion dollars
Free coupon to kill somebody with my teeth
Suitcase full of money
Cool looking rock
Scratching post for me to sink my claws into
An albino elephant
The head of Jeff Bezos mounted on my wall
Uncooked rice
A cup full of blood
100k in cash
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met two tumblrinas irl and now we are mutuals this is backwards it should be that we find each other on tumblr first like the ancient ones decree
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HI BESTIE IM GOING TO KILL U BESTIE<33
you are free to try.
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u should dm me ideas at the very least
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i like how the first tag you think of is me.
Diversity wins! Your tumblr mutual is a monsterfucker
#it isn’t a casks post without the monsterfucking tag#monsterfucking#im doing fine! waiting for more prompts to roll in#maybe update a little#of my old stories
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USS Kalayaan's Poison Checker Specialist Xy O'nara, despite having a body count in the thousands, reacts like this.
Especially when the cute someone has cute ears or a tail.
The best trait you can give a tall and imposing character is "easily flustered." I don't care how many people they've bested in combat, someone cute flirting with them should be enough to make them go
#humans are space australians#humans are space fae#humans are space orcs#humans are space oddities#its not a casks post without the monsterfucking tag#monsterfucking
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