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Why is the best asexual representation I have ever seen in my life a FUCKING ESHAY
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Why am I seeing people on TikTok and Twitter defending… *gasp* Chook?! What is wrong with you? Because it’s not even the fact people find the actor attractive… no it’s the character some of them are referring to and I… I can’t… I’ve had enough!
#hbh#hbh s2#hbh spoilers#what is there to defend?#are people just delusional#it’s giving sickness#wtf#what the fuck#Chook#Chook hbh#heartbreak high#heartbreak high Chook#heartbreak high harper#they can never make me hate you amerie#darren rivers#quinnie#eshay#cash piggott
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Road Head
Part 4 of Meant To Be: A Heartbreak High Fanfic
Reader POV
Synopsis: It's your birthday! You go over to Cash's to make brownies, and he has a gift for you. On the way home, you give him road head. This is also pretty short, so I'm sorry.
Warnings: blowjob on the road, dry humping/lap dance, swearing, suggestive language, talking about drugs, pet names, fluff
Song: One More Light by Linkin Park
♥🎵 Who cares if one more light goes out, well I do🎵♥
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my hubby💍: hey baby, happy bday
Me: hey handsome, thanks
my hubby💍: what you up to
Me: nothin wbu
my hubby💍: nothing wanna come over
Me: idk... im kinda tired
my hubby💍: i'll shag you we'll make brownies
Me: omw casanova
my hubby💍: casanova? what?
Me: 🤫🧏
my hubby💍: girl-
I shove my phone in my pocket, and grab my jacket (a gift from Harper). I shove my feet into the first shoes I see, which happen to be crocs, and grab my bike from the side of the house.
The bike ride to Cash's house is only about 3 minutes, so I was in no rush. I feel my phone buzzing every 5 seconds, so I stop to check it.
my hubby💍: GRR
my hubby💍: GRR
my hubby💍: WHERE ARE YOU
Me: relax im like two minutes away
my hubby💍: WHERE ARE YOU
my hubby💍: ohhhh okay haha
I chuckle and slip my phone back into my pocket. I open the door to Cash's house, and Darude greets me, trying to eat my crocs.
"Hey, Darude." I say. I've grown used to him, although he hates me and tries to kill me everytime he sees me.
"Bunny?" Cash calls to you from the kitchen. You walk in, and he has on a chef's hat, with multiple bowls and spoons on the counter. You snort.
"What?" He asks, smiling. You kiss him gently before taking off his chefs hat and putting it on your own head.
"It looks better on me." You say.
You guys lose track of time. By the the time the brownies were in the oven, it was nearly ten. You spend most of your time throwing chocolate chips at Cash, and he spent some time licking chocolate icing off of your lips.
"You are a horny slut." You tell him, as he kisses the back of your neck.
"Your horny slut. Oh, I have your birthday gift upstairs." He says. His nan comes into the kitchen.
"Mm! Smells good. Happy birthday, dumpling." She says, squishing your cheeks.
"Hi, nan. Thank you." You say smiling. You've grown into calling her 'nan' because you didn't know her actual name. Edna didn't seem to suit her, either (if someone picks up on that I will be eternally happy).
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You pull down the wrapping, to reveal a Nike box. You laugh.
"No you fucking didn't." You say, opening it. Tears fill your eyes as you see the shoes you've always wanted but couldn't afford. They were Air Jordan's, purple and white. You hug him, kissing him full on the lips. You let the kiss linger for a while before pulling away.
"Can you drive me home?" You ask Cash. He nods, grabbing his keys off of the mantle.
"Let's go, pretty." Cash says, spinning you around and leading you outside.
"You seen much of Chook lately?" You ask him, noticing his absence of weed and drugs. He shrugs.
"I left the eshays." He says. Your jaw drops.
"What? Where am I gonna get weed now?" You ask teasingly. He smiles.
"I'm kidding. That's good, Chook was horrible to you." You say, grabbing his hand. He nods.
"Will you give me road head?" He asks, not taking his eyes off the road. You throw your head back and laugh.
"What? Why?" You ask.
"Because you look fucking hot and I love you, and thinking about you makes me horny." He says. You bend over the console, pulling his sweats down his legs along with his boxers. You kiss his tip gently, and he moans, clenching the steering wheel tightly. You take all of him in your mouth, bobbing your head up and down.
"Mmm, just like that." Cash moans, taking one hand off of the steering wheel to push your head on him further. You gag and drool as he hits the back of your throat.
"You like it when I fuck your throat like this?" Cash asks you, jaw tight. You moan in response, sending vibrations down his cock.
"Holy shit! I'm close." Cash moans, his eyes rolling back. You feel him twitch and throb, and a few bobs of your head later, his load is shooting down your throat. You remove your mouth from him with a loud pop. You smile at him, satisfied.
"I fucking love you." He says, struggling to catch his breath.
"Love you too, babe." You say, kissing him. He grabs your face and pulls you closer, his tongue invading your mouth.
You crawl into his lap, slowly grinding into him. He moans into your mouth. You continue grinding into him, your pussy throbbing.
"You're gonna make me cum again." Cash moans, pushing your waist down into him. You chuckle and get off of him.
"What? No, get back here!" He says, as you open your door.
"Can't! Gotta go! Love you!" You say, walking to your house. You smile to yourself, knowing fully what you could do to him.
I'm tagging one person:
@izzyhorwell
Thanks for making me continue! I've been too lazy lately :(
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Searching what a “wucka” is on my school computer was not on my itinerary for today but you know what love makes you do crazy things
#quinni heartbreak high#heartbreak#heartbreak high#quinni gallagher jones#ca$h piggott#eshay#hbh s2#hbh
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mimic hunter inspired by the eshay I saw on the train with a taped up wheelie bin
where was he going? why did he have a wheelie bin? why was he wearing two caps on his shoulders like pauldrons??
#dnd#art#fantasy#eshay#dungeons and dragons#mimic#monster#illustration#australia#snagcore#d&d#character design
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21st october 2023
I hate this fucking loser but this photo kinda cool….
#mine#hate#dv#trashy#nike#cigarettes#cigs#ciggies#smoke#derro#zoom#black#eshay#bogan#sp#scum#chains#mates#dv cycle#jewelry#fit#outfit
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this is for such a niche audience . australian jeff
#jeff the killer#creepypasta#body horror (?)#eshay#australia moment#axi art#sorry this is what u get after like a month of me not posting . i will do it again#but yeah i was reminded that jeff is literally 13 . can u imagine getting threatened by this thing#and then was reminded of the other least intimidating group of people (esh children)#alas this was born#this would make jane an alt kid as we all know alt kids and eshays are sworn archenemies
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Some sketches I did of the Wittebane family yesterday, and an…Eshay🤢 lol
#hunter toh#hunter wittebane#toh hunter#hunter noceda#phillip wittebane#emperor belos#caleb wittebane#wittebane brothers#the owl house#eshay#I fucking hate eshay’s like you have no idea#welcome to Australia folks🙄#myart#my art
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everyone in heartbreak high is super attractive if that's how highschool is in Australia then i want in 😜
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lmao @ these entries on urban dictionary
#you think they’d been victimized by eshays?#you learn something new every day#heartbreak high#ca$h heartbreak high#ca$h piggott#the more you know#eshay#eshlads#esh lads
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thinking about the time i edited the clock into an eshay. lockdown was killing me.
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his true form 🥺
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I think I’m just really fucking stupid but what the fuck is eshay? Like I just finished Heartbreak High and I can’t figure it out because I’m a dumbass so please help
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zombie movie but its just a 14yo vaper kid who accidentally saves the world trying to find a goddamn vape for the fucking nicotine headspin that they crave
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