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GOOD MEMORIES THAT WILL LAST FOREVER! 🥲🍶
#uzumaki naruto 7th hokage#jirayia#Ero Sennin#naruto#boruto naruto next generations#good memories#🥰#naruto art#sake#🥲#love you forever
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#gif#naruto#ナルト#ep 53#anime#tv#jiraiya#pervy sage#anime gif#gifs#sannin#toad sage#ero sennin#thumbs up#approval
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Llavero de Jiraiya.
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Naruto geçmişi yadederken. Jiraiya artık yok...
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"SABIO PERVERTIDO" JAJAJAJAJA ❤️
#Jiraiya#自来也#Sabio pervertido# Ero-sennin#Jiraiya Gōketsu#Viejo rabo verde#Naruto#Naruto y sus ocurrencias jajaja
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imagine being jiraiya's widow and then finding out about his clone like 2 decades after jiraiya died
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This is like a three part Kakashi idea so bear with me
1. In the academy, some kid insulted little!kakashi by saying he has dog breath and that’s why no one likes him (his dental hygiene was immaculate. This kid is just mean). And, as kids do, he got self conscious and decided to wear a mask.
2. A few weeks later he gets over it but realizes he’s The Mask Guy now and can never go back to not wearing one without revealing the reason why he started wearing them in the first place. Or gaining more attention than he wants. So he just,,, keeps wearing them. And keeps wearing them. And wears them some more.
3. One day kakashi wakes up with his head on Naruto’s stomach and goes to kiss him good morning until he suddenly remembers that one time someone called him dog breath and panics about morning breath so hard he spontaneously uses a water jutsu on his mouth which of course wakes naruto up just in time to see his new bf bite at a stream of water like a dog attacking a sprinkler.
Kakashi: *sopping wet and staring at Naruto wide eyed*
Naruto:
Naruto: So is this what Ero-sennin meant when he talked about watersp-
Kakashi: *turns the jutsu on Naruto*
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sasuke “i’m no longer a child” vs naruto “how the hell am i supposed to figure out something that ero sennin and freaking yondaime hokage couldn’t? stop lumping all this crap on me!”
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⇝𝘋𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘺𝘰𝘶’𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 (2)
⇝Part 1
Naruto bounded into his village after three years. Three years of no friends, only Ero-sennin and training, training, training.
Well, that’s the gist of it.
But now, he can go and meet you, Sakura, Kakashi-sensei. Maybe he should buy flowers for you first.
Jumping up onto a near by pillar, he scans Konoha’s roads for flower shops, and perhaps you.
“Naruto!” Sakura shouts from the bottom.
Naruto jumps down, gives her a hug, and they slip into their usual banter. But Naruto’s mind hasn’t forgotten about his previous endeavour. So, in true Naruto fashion, he stops Sakura in the middle of her sentence to ask where you were.
Her face shutters in a way that sends him back to that one morning where he lost his friend. Sakura’s face is a haunting memory and for one second, a second that felt like eternity itself had sat down to watch the show, the worst of his imagination fills his mind.
Naruto turns around and bounds, leaps, soars above the houses in a mad rush to the Hokage tower.
Pleasepleasepleasenononononono
His heart is barely beating but it’s also a thundering drum in his chest. Naruto crashes through the window of the Hokage’s office, eyes wild and panicked. Tsunade heaves a sigh as she turns around to scold him.
“Naruto! You know that you can’t-“
He cuts her off.
“Where is she?!”
His chest is too tight for him, and as Tsunade’s face hardens, it tightens even more until he can’t breathe.
“She didn’t leave the village, Naruto. Breathe.” Tsunade commands as Kakashi-sensei and Sakura burst through the door.
Naruto takes a breath, then follows it with another, and continues until he calms down just enough to comprehend people.
Because no matter what they say, their faces are louder than their words. And you aren’t in his arms, aren’t safe, aren’t with him-
“Where is she?” He asks again, but couldn’t stop the hysterical note from falling into his words. The tone of authority. He stares up at them, and his eyes narrow on Sakura’s face as her lips flatten into a line.
Naruto wonders if he has given into the Kyuubi again as his vision starts reddening in the corners.
wherewherewherewherewhere
He faintly registers Tsunade calling for some Tenzo as his senses flare to search for you. Kakashi-sensei shouts as his hands fly through seals and Sakura backs up and leaves. In the back of his mind, he heard Tsunade telling her to go get Jiraya.
Then, Ero-sennin shows along with an Anbu, and Naruto is caged and slammed into the ground. Ero-sennin slams a seal on his forehead, and then all he knows is darkness.
Part 3
@kissyhalik
⇝ 𝘓𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘴, 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥! 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘶𝘵𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯
#naruto#part 2#naruto x reader#angst#drabbles#naruto uzumaki x reader#naruto shippuden#I love him#I love them#suriki writes
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Shizune beamed as Sakura took the certificate from Tsunade. The fifth Hokage’s face was scrunched in a deep glare as her assistant and student shared grins while reviewing the contents of the paper.
I, Tsunade, declare that if I win the Best Naruto Character polls, I will regularly attend Alcoholics Anonymous meetings until I am no longer dependent on drinking. If fan art is drawn of me for the purposes of this prompt, I will ‘finish the job’ as mentioned in my previous poll.
Senju Tsunade
Bonus:
“Oba-chan, why did you give me a S-rank mission to find you a sponsor from this AA organization? Did you run out of money or something? What does AA even stand for? And why is Ero-sennin taking a nap in a wooden box?”
LMFAOOOOOO PLS HAHAJGAJAGAJHAJSH now if this propaganda doesn’t work idk what will
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🍥𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐔𝐓𝐎 𝟐𝟎 𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐘🍜
😁🥳🎊 Talk show about the main characters + Naruto Next Generations. (𝐽𝑎𝑝𝑎𝑛𝑒𝑠𝑒)
(✿◠‿◠) Ｋａｗａｉｉ
Sasuke... Sasuke... Sasuke and Sasuke...
Huh!? 😳
☺️ Talking about love, friendship, family. 🥰❤️
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Talking about... Orochimaru...
Akatsuki...
Ero Sennin...
Minato...
Kakashi Sensei...
Many more..
🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥🍥
#uzumaki naruto 7th hokage#naruto shippuden#boruto naruto next generations#spotify#Naruto anniversary#uchiha sasuke#naruto gif#love#family#friends#japanese#talkshow#orochimaru#akatsuki#minato gif#jiraiya#dattebayo#kawaii#Spotify
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ERO-SENNIN!!!
“WHAT?!”
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Prompt Crossover AU MK INTRO: Issei Hyoudou vs Naruto Uzumaki
Naruto: *Landed on the floor with a grin* Name Naruto Uzumaki. Future Hokage of Konoha!
Issei: *Pocketed his porn mag in his pants pocket* Name Issei Hyoudou. The Super-Duper Harem King!
Naruto: *Stood up* Ero-Sennin might challenge your title if he was here.
#naruto#naruto uzumaki#highschool dxd#issei hyoudou#mk intro meme#mk intro#mortal kombat intro#meme post#meme prompt#crossover au#crossover au prompt
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8E from Naruto to Satsuki
New OfDarkest List 8E: Naruto and Satsuki
He was beyond tired of chasing her down at this point. He’d spent three years training his ass off, whipping himself into shape and mastering whatever skills Ero-Sennin threw his way that could help him out—and then another year of just hunting her down with the full force of the Konoha shinobi at his backing.
And now that he had her…well, he had to make sure she had no intention of leaving ever again.
“FUUUCCKK~!! NARUTO~!! Stop stop stop~!! Fuck, you dolt, you’re fucking me too hard~!!”
The Uchiha girl’s voice rang out through the shattered valley she’d finally been defeated in, but no one was around to hear her cries other than the hung like a horse blonde that was currently jackhammering his cock up into her as she screamed. Her clothes had all been stripped from her, leaving her curvaceous as hell body on full display for her former teammate’s absolute pleasure.
“Not happening, Satsuki-Chan~!” Naruto exclaimed, only seeming to plow harder into her. “You ran away to get stronger, but I’m not going to let you run again~! I’m gonna fuck you until you never want to leave again~!”
Satsuki wanted to swear him out again, but a hard buck of his hips made her words come out as a strangled moan—her pussy gushing so hard around him. She bit her lip, head rolling back. This was bad—Naruto had always been a stamina beast when they were kids, but now that he was all grown up he was truly an unstoppable force. They’d had a whole fight, and still he wasnt breaking a sweat even as he fucked her wild.
Meanwhile, she was barely hanging on as she was…
Satsuki moaned again, and her eyes slowly rolled back. She’d be going back to Konoha after all, it seemed—her body wouldn’t let her escape it if she tried. And despite herself, she had to admit it wasn’t so bad. After all…getting fucked back into submission was kinda hot.
She didn’t even realize the lewd smile that crossed her face at that thought—the last thought that ran through her mind before it shattered with a mind-numbing climax, all desire to escape and run leaving her for the hungry desire for her handsome blonde teammate to just keep fucking her~
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My AU Sentai consorts: Our husband is drifting off again.
*portal opens*
Mamato: Where are we?
Takaharu: I think where in the wrong store.
AU Takharu: *pointing in a certain direction* Exit is that way. And yes this is place where we chat and shit on our husband. *snickers*
Mamato: *smiles* What's the latest gossip?
AU Tametomo: Nothing... just the usual horny antics of our husband.
The visitors: *unamused*
Takaharu: You forgot we have some people here.
Juuru, Kaito, and Right: *silently* Why are all of them hot and had a major glow up?
AU Ryuji: This Taka-chan is just joking. We don't talk real shit on our husband. He's too kind to us and we rather joke around.
Mamato: It's best to be going then.
Them: Alright. Bye. Have fun buying stuff.
Later.
Mamato: Finally home. Thank goodness that Ero-sennin's place was less crowded.
Kaito: Soo...
Mamato: Let's put up the new giant Christmas tree with full decorations to replace the one Marvelous burned down.
Takaharu: At least we also got presents and the ones that didn't burn to ashes.
Marvelous in jail for being a little Grinch.
Keiichiro and Banban: You just had to be a grinch and ruined the big Christmas tree as well as burning half of everyone's present to ashes.
Tsukasa: First time.
Marvelous: STFU. At least I'm not trapped in a snow globe again. Or in a black hole.
Shinnosuke and Terui: We'll be taking this asshole back to where he belong.
Keiichiro and Banban: Thank you for working with us.
....Uh okay... this kinda went in a route I didn't expect but I'll roll with it
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