bathroom scene, but edited (by yours truly)
robin: have you.. ever been in love?
steve: yes. but i wish i wasn't, because this girl, the one i was in love with, she hurt me. and, long story short, she didn't feel the same way i did.
robin: are you still in love with this girl?
steve: no.
robin: why?
steve: because i think i found someone who's a little bit better for me. it's crazy, like it's someone who i didn't even talk to in school, maybe it's because tommy h. would have made fun of me, or i wouldn't be prom king. and, i don't know why, because this guy, the one that i like-
robin: HOLD ON, WHAT?
steve: oh. oh god. um. im sorry.
robin: no, it's okay, steve. im uh... im only into girls.
steve: wait, really?
robin: yeah. you know um tammy thompson?
steve: the one who sounds like a muppet?
robin: she does not!
steve: have you heard her? apparently she wants to move to nashville and become a singer or some shit.
robin: she has dreams!
steve: come on. i mean, she's cute and all, but no.
robin: she's kind, and funny-
steve: she has dad jokes, rob! dad jokes.
robin: but they're cute! she would never notice me, though. she's like the definition of straight.
steve: apparently you thought i was too.
robin: yeah, well, that's different.
steve: im bi. so like half straight i guess.
robin: makes sense.
steve: but tammy thompson?
robin: shut up, dingus. you probably like that record store guy. what was his name? eddie? the one with the long hair.
steve:
robin: OH MY GOD! YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON RECORD STORE GUY!
steve: it'll go away.
robin: OH MY GOD YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON RECORD STORE GUY! IS IT HIS HAIR?
steve: I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW HE HAS SUCH PERFECT HAIR
robin: im sensing some jealousy. oh, an envious crush? enemies to lovers?
steve: robin, i swear-
robin: i could see him liking you, steve.
steve: really?
robin: pfft yeah. plus i hope he does, because if i have to watch you attempt to flirt with another customer, i might throw up again.
steve: well, i don't think we'll be seeing much of starcourt anymore. once people find out that there's a super top secret russian base under scoops, they'll be like 'AHHH'
robin:
steve:
they burst out into laughter
dustin, pushing the door open: where have you two BEEN?
erica: they look like they're on drugs.
dustin: yeah, no shit.
robin: oh, i think i got something on my uniform. is that blood or puke?
steve: maybe both?
robin: OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO RIGHT!
steve: WOAH THE LIGHTS, ROBIN LOOK AT THE LIGHTS
robin: woahh
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Eddie finds out Steve loves "the teddy bears" from Star Wars so he buys him an Ewok stuffed toy he sees in a random shop one day and Steve loves it, he was so excited when he realised what it was and he calls it Teddy, named after Eddie but also because its a teddy bear and Eddie is feeling pleased with himself until they're round at Steve's and Dustin finds it
Eddie thinks Dustin is about to make fun of Steve but instead he kicks up a fuss that he introduced Steve to the Ewoks and he loves them just as much as Steve does and Eddie can see Steve reluctantly gearing up to offer Teddy to Dustin so Eddie swoops in and says he'll get one for Dustin too
Robin happens to be around when Eddie manages to hand one over to Dustin and she sees Dustin squeeze his to his chest and Steve had brought Teddy down to the living room because they were all going to watch Star Wars together and she half joking demands to know where hers is so Eddie sighs and agrees to head back to the store tomorrow
He hands over Robin's stuffed Ewok and before Erica can even open her mouth to complain about how the rest of the Scoops Troop has their own Ewoks so where's hers Eddie presents one to her and announces that nobody else will be getting one because his wallet is empty so they are a Scoops Troop exclusive
whenever they hang out as a group at Steve's or Eddie's their Ewoks sit in a little line all together and they had to get little accessories so they always knew who's was who's after Robin accidentally took Teddy one day and Steve nearly had a meltdown
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He’s a ten
“She’s a ten, bro,” Dustin said. “A solid. Ten.”
“She’s an eight at best,” Lucas said. The gang was in Steve’s kitchen, claiming to be helping with the dinner cleanup, but actually arguing about the hotness of Jane Fonda. Eddie was the only one actually drying any dishes. Steve didn’t really mind. Eddie stayed over enough, he knew where everything went. The boys threw wet silverware in the drawers without even looking.
“Can we not rate women on their looks please?” Erica said, her head in the fridge.
“You rate men on their looks all the time!” Lucas argued. Erica shut the fridge door and crossed her arms.
“Fine. At least agree that everyone has a very different scoring sheet then. I believe that Jane Fonda is a ten.”
“Ha! Told you!” Dustin said.
“According to me,” Erica said. “You have different tastes. That’s fine. Everyone does. For example, I like Fabio types, and Max, for some reason, likes my brother. God knows why.”
Lucas looked ready to argue, so Eddie thought fast.
“Hey Steve,” Eddie said, “What am I?”
Steve looked up from the dishes, confused.
“Hmm?”
“Am I a ten?”
Steve stared, his eyes sliding down Eddie’s lean torso, his hips, then back up to his face. His eyes flashed darkly.
“Nah.”
“No?”
Every eye was on them, waiting to see what would happen. Nobody breathed.
“No,” Steve said with a grin. “You’re a natural twenty.”
The room exploded with hoots and cheers and laughter. Eddie beamed and wrapped arms around Steve’s neck.
“Damn right I am.” He lowered his voice so that only Steve could hear. “But for you I’m always gonna be a dirty twenty.”
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