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weirdly-specific-but-ok · 4 months

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pt IV good omens but all i know is i watched three episodes on a stream with you all

Three hours being in a server with good omens fans in the wild *insert random emojis to sound like optimum clickbait youtuber except this ain't clickbait*

Okay I woke up. Before everything just WASHES out of my brain, I'm gonna describe whatever happened last night best as I can, because that's what I do.

Some of you were unable to attend the stream, and were sad. But don't worry I got you guys here's the rundown:

people joined the server. people were confused. i was afraid. i was assured that i should be, which was meant to comfort me.

people introduced themselves. someone said they had worked in a brothel as a bartender, which was cool, they said they had many stories. they did not elaborate for fear of scaring the newcomers. The newcomers, aka, me, were already scared, and it was not of the brothel stories.

I brought an emotional support orange with me. It looked uncomfortable. I thought it would be rotten. It was not, but we would not know that until later.

@thescholarlystrumpet entered fabulously, and started the stream.

i didn't realise the show had started for a good two minutes because there was a random voice over that was telling us about Earth's star sign (Libra) and somehow that didn't compute in my brain as being part of the episode. I thought we were checking audio.

It turned out, the episode had begun, and everyone was acting like this is a completely normal way for a show to start.

We time-jumped from the fall of man to modern day society so fast that I got whiplash.

There were a lot of orgasmic noises. I asked why. I was told in no uncertain terms that those were screams of labour. I'm sorry to everyone who has given birth ever.

There were three babies. I tried to keep track, it was hard. I thought the Antichrist won prizes for tropical fish. I was wrong.

I fell in love with Crowley and his hips and was very gay on the chat. This was heartily applauded.

I didn't realise an hour had passed when the episode ended, which it seemed was to be a common theme. I said nothing happened which everyone found funny for some reason.

I was very concerned about Armageddon. Everyone assured me that it would take place over the course of the season. I asked why we'd speedrun through millennia in five minutes but eight days took several episodes. I was a naive fool. Time is a social construct and this show cares not for social constructs.

They fucked up the mission. This was also to be a common theme.

I begged for a break and had to shake my head to try and get the brain rot out. I did not succeed.

The second episode commenced. The intro concerned me, because the cartoon Aziraphale looked pregnant or like a chicken. I asked if Crowley had impregnated him. He had not.

The pornography scene had to be replayed because I was so lost and had not relished it properly.

There was a lot of crying on the chat. Every few minutes someone would say a normal sentence in English and everyone would respond with crying emojis. Needless to say, I was concerned. This was also to be a common theme.

I asked why we were talking about random children. I was told it was The Them and they were the Antichrist's friends. I liked the hellhound.

I wanted to adopt the Antichrist, and grew more thirsty for Crowley every time he was a casual accessory to murder. I'm relying on this fandom not to use this as evidence with the cops. The chat was not reassuring, they said maybe.

I thirsted for Crowley more. This was also to be a common theme.

Aziraphale was very cute, I realised. That was nice. It was not nice when he had gay panic and said mean things to Crowley and they broke up. This was also to be a common theme.

I got so gay for Crowley that I ate the emotional support orange. It was gaseous. The chat was concerned, and everyone got excited every time oranges were mentioned after.

The third episode was a fucking roller coaster. Crowley and Aziraphale were your average high school couple but biblical for 6000 years.

Both were casual accessories to murder, and sometimes the cause of the murders, before going out for a date. Crowley got horny and he stopped listening every time Aziraphale ate. This was also to be a common theme.

The chat was keeping count of the husband breakups. This was not nice.

The Bentley was silver in many scenes, and people were forced to concede that they saw it. I was smug.

Crowley was sexy. She served gender, or as some people in the chat said, she served cunt. Her hairstyles got better and better. No one liked the 60s one. I did. I like everything she does. I love him.

Things happened. The fandom infected me. Someone mentioned how the book said Crowley felt lonely. I was near tears.

Crowley walked down the aisle for Aziraphale. We all were happy.

The book case, the thermos, the bandstand. I was broken.

Everyone said very emotional goodbyes.

I made a post on tumblr that was absolutely incomprehensible but accurately conveyed my love for Crowley. I fell asleep.

Same time next week, I believe.

I hope this was an adequate summary of the livestream for everyone, I am broken irreparably and if anyone mentions the bandstand I will have to start drinking and not stop till I get a happy ending. I cannot afford alcohol. I will ferment grapes myself if I have to.

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xeilon · 9 months

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When motherfucking Beelzebub and Archangel Gabriel can get their shit together in 5 years, while you've been pining over a fucking idiot for 6000+ than you've got a you problem.

#a really big fucking you problem #not the ship i sas waiting for #but i am pretty proud that i figured ojt their story in the 2nd episode :3 #gos2 spoilers #go2 spoilers #good omens spoilers #good omens season 2 #good omens

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bananadramaaa · 9 months

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This whole body snatchers minisode I was thinking about that Spongebob meme XD I had to do it

#They definitely crossed paths with Burke and Hare #I can feel it #this minisode is my fav #good omens #good omens season 2 #good omens 2 spoilers #(maybe)#crowley #good omens crowley #aziraphale #good omens aziraphale #good omens fanart #good omens episode 3 #myart

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voiganna · 8 months

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NEIL LITERALY CONFIRMED ON TWITTER THAT ELSPETH AND WEE MORAG ARE A COUPLE OVER A DAY AGO, WHY THE FANDOM IS SO SILENT ABOUT IT???????

#good omens #neil gaiman #good omens fandom #good omens twitter #elspeth #wee morag #good omens fanart #ineffable husbands #ineffable bureaucracy #ineffable wives #good omens episode 3

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eddievedders · 9 months

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David Tennant as Anthony J. Crowley "I Know Where I'm Going featuring the minisode The Resurrectionists".

#snek #Good Omens #goodomensedit #David Tennant #Anthony J. Crowley #dtennantedit #good omens spoilers #chewieblog #userbbelcher #dailyflicks #tvandfilm #usertom #i have two episodes left and i don't wanna watch them because then it'll be over lol #i begged the universe for DT as Crowley for years and they LISTENED #my beloved snake nerd <3 #my stuff #mine: i don't remember my GO tag

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ask-but-beware-the-consequences · 7 months

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Frame Redraw!

Not seeing many people talking about it, but for me this scene was more touching.

Aziraphale's love for humans and Earth was more visible here than in episode 2 in my opinion, and I really wanted to make some art out of it. So I redrew the frame, though with some other interpretations.

Anyways, loved doing this, spiced it with some art-nouveau style.

Also I have the linearts too if you want to color it. I know, Tumblr isn't the best with HQ quality. But if you want to color it, comment and I'll add a link to reach them. ^^

And here's the fully rendered painting, with the frame too.

(Sorry I removed the beard, I couldn't stop myself. But the bowtie stays on)

(I had a strong will to paint the bebe's hair/wing color black/yellow because of the Bentley, but it reminded me too much of Castiel then)

Here's the drive file for all you lovely people who'd love to color it too!!

With PNG and PDF files too either with or without backgrounds ^^

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens season 2 #aziraphale #crowley #good omens s2 #ineffable husbands #good omens frame art #good omens art #art nouveau #drawing biblical shit lately like crazy #watch me bring renaissance back in my style for the way i can't draw babies #season 2 episode 3 #22:09 #I hope everybody's seeing the little snake there #michael sheen

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brightsunnydaysofcastamere · 8 months

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The good omens confession/divorce is still so insane to me.

They're both saying "I love you, I need you, please come with me" and somehow they both walk away from that conversation feeling completely and utterly rejected.... absolutely amazing lmao

#good omens #go2 #ineffable husbands #ineffable divorce #neil gaiman #season 3 should just be six episodes of couples counseling honestly

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weaver-z · 9 months

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Aziraphale is literally incapable of being liked by most children. First the kids at the birthday call him slurs in season one. Now Job's mean twink son negs him. Tragic all around.

#I LIED ABOUT BEING OFFLINE ALWAYS #halfway through episode 2 :3 #good omens #good omens spoilers

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dawn-the-rithmatist · 1 year

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Obsessed with authors like Naomi Novik whose books always seem to say “no, fuck that, there is another way than cruelty, and we do have a choice to be decent, and not choosing it isn’t a burden but a cop out.”

Authors like Neil Gaiman whose books seem to say “we are all simply human, and that is so valuable. This world is worth more because we are in it, when we choose to notice and care”

Authors like Brandon Sanderson whose books say “We are all a little broken, and there is strength in not turning away from us, and there is pain in healing but there is also strength and hope.”

Seriously, these folks do more for my faith and hope in this life than any religion ever has. I don’t have the words to describe it yet but just. Warm cup of apple cider held close to the chest on cold autumn night?? That’s the best I got

#recommendations #does this count as a recommendation?? everyone should read their things if they get the chance. must recommend. there now it’s a red #dawn speaks #the sandman #where death goes from person to person and the episode is a celebration of life as much as it’s life’s end #good omens #where people literally look at Heaven and Hell and say ‘we’re good thanks. we like Human better than Good and Evil’#the scholomance #where people see ‘for the greater good’ and say in response ‘do better’#the stormlight archive #which is some kind of ode to pain and healing and the way that process holds something difficult but so so beautiful #I have read fanfiction that has perfectly captured the human condition #and watched children’s shows that spit in the face of all the ways we have chosen to hate each other #it just. it hits different okay.#anyways thanks to people who make things #because you reach people <3

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goodomens-girlie · 3 months

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yall i think they might be gay

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wolviestars · 6 months

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I see them everywhere

#loki spoilers #lokius #loki #loki season 2 #loki season 2 episode 3 #good omens #gomens #ineffables #ineffable husbands #crowley x aziraphale #aziracrow #tom hiddleston #owen wilson #michael sheen and david tennant

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weirdly-specific-but-ok · 4 months

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pt V good omens S1E1 summarised but i understood nothing but the queer

this is me back to summarising because if i think too hard about crowley and aziraphale watching each other i'll break down and i've only watched three episodes what does this say about me

without further ado, good omens episode one:

It opens with narration by God who is morally grey and tells us Earth is a libra. I see tarot cards. It could be a hallucination.

Cut to the garden of Eden. Crowley is a snake. I assume Adam and Eve ate the apples, but I am too busy looking at David Tennant.

They talk and say important things, but I am too busy looking at Michael Sheen. Aziraphale gives fire to the humans and adopts the gaslight gatekeep girlboss method of explaining it to Crowley and the folks at heaven.

Heaven consists of uncomfortable close-ups. I hear nothing they say any time a scene is set in heaven because I am counting skin cells on the angels. They like Sound of Music. I am growing to hate Sound of Music. Thanks, heaven.

Cut to modern day but not the present, 11 years ago. Zombies emerge from the ground, but they are not zombies, not yet. One of them looks like a dead blobfish. His face decomposes later.

Not-yet-zombies hand the Antichrist baby to Crowley, who catwalks through the graveyard with the basket swinging on his hand.

God starts talking about the ol' switcheroo, intercut with an American politician who loves the Y chromosome, as one does.

There are Satanic nuns, and they are bad at their job, but they really like toes. Not in a sexual way. We think. We hope.

There is a lot of baby switching and inaccurate wink interpretations. I understand nothing. It is fine. The plot is unimportant.

The Antichrist does not raise tropical fish. An easy mistake to make.

Crowley and Aziraphale try to balance the Satanic tendencies of their adoptive son Warlock, who is not the Antichrist. Crowley serves us more gender as she becomes the nanny. Aziraphale is the gardener. I hope it is not him. I hope it is someone else.

I hope in vain. It is him. It is always him.

They raise not-Antichrist for eleven years.

A scheduled dog delivery from hell does not arrive on time, which makes Crowley and Aziraphale realise they did not raise the Antichrist. Contrary to sensible interpretation, this is not good. They abandon their adoptive son, which is normal.

Cut to the Antichrist, whom I immediately want to adopt. There are friends, and I am told they are important, but all I know is Brian is just Brian and the others are foils for the horsemen of the apocalypse.

There is an apocalypse upcoming. I do not realise it until this point.

The Satanic dog delivery arrives as scheduled to the Antichrist, and becomes a puppy. The Antichrist, with boundless creativity, names the Satanic dog delivery Dog. I continue to love him.

Contrary to sensible interpretation, this is not good. The Antichrist naming the Satanic dog delivery Dog is such a tragic blow to the world of scientific nomenclature that the apocalypse is now set into motion.

The end.

#what does it mean that i accidently typed it omens with instead of it opens with #good omens #good omens mascot #good omens summary #back on my bullshit i'm sorry guys you tried #but so much happened and nothing happened #this was all i got from it #it's enough i think #lgbtqia #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #aziraley #azirowley #ineffable fandom #good ineffable omens #ineffable husbands #here i was at least alert #wait till episode 2 and 3 where my brain started rotting

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boylikeanangel · 11 months

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2023 good omens fandom would never survive may 2019 when the entirety of season 1 got leaked on the emmy fyc site and me and several other blogs spent the entire month slowly feeding people spoilers and screenshots and we all shared the fucking google drive folder with the leaked episodes still with a watermark over them and spoke to each other about it publicly in riddles and it was the best month of our fucking lives. like we did that shit because it was funny it was like we were all staying up past our bedtime and getting away with it. you are all so boring now

#why do you all hate fun im asking so sincerely and from a place of love for this community #i remember a time when we loved leaks leaks were our love language. look what he has done to you. to all of us #literally me skipping school because a new password to access the episodes dropped and i fucking RAN home to watch the last 3 #where is your fucking WHIMSY your zest for life your drive to be a bit naughty about your media consumption. honestly #good omens #discourse //#negative //

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ineffableteeth · 6 months

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What if S3 shows us every instance of Crowley and Aziraphale having romantic close-calls

And what if Aziraphale pushes Crowley away every time

And what if it all leads to a scene of Aziraphale initiating the close call with CROWLEY pushing HIM away instead?

#this is fine it’ll all fix itself in the end #Good lord I wouldn’t be able to handle a s4 #but I think they’re doing a thing with the 3 seasons 6 episode thing #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #crowphale #ineffable husbands #gay omens #aziraphale x crowley #good omens crowley #good omens aziracrow #aziracrow good omens #crowphale good omens #good omens crowphale #aziraphale loves crowley #aziraphale good omens #good omens aziraphale

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ttoryviel · 6 months

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Loki s2 e3 spoilers

I’m sorry but Mobius enjoying the amusement park, eating crackers and pulling out a tandem bike while they’re searching for He Who Remains, fighting Ravonna and Sylvie is THE SAME energy as Aziraphale hosting a ball, eating, and dancing with Crowley while there are demons ready to attack them outside

your honor my white-haired middle aged men decided they are having a historical-themed date with their boyfriends and there is nothing that could stop them

#am I watching the same show twice here seriously #Loki #loki episode 3 #loki season 2 spoilers #Loki spoilers #loki season 2 #good omens #good omens season two #lokius #Mobius #aziracrow #aziraphale #Crowley #ineffable husbands

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pineappical · 9 months

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nothing lasts forever

#good omens #good omens 2 spoilers #go2 spoilers #good omens fanart #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #HEY WHAT IF I CRY REALLY LOUDLY!!!!!!!!!!!! <- JUST FINISHED S2 #pn.art #I BAWLED MY EYES OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!#oh my god i have so much to say about it but im literally just so. so fucked up right now oh my god im never recovering from this #apologies if this is too much colors for the eyes i saw that intro and was immediately wailing <3 #I WANT TO DRAW SO MUCH MORE FOR THIS SEASON BUT I NEED TO LIE DOWN AND DISINTEGRATE AFTER THAT FINAL EPISODE............#IM FUCKED UP!!!!!!

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