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HOW TF DID DAVE SHOVED UP AN ENTIRE EGGPLANT(AN ACTUAL ONE,,,, AS FAR AS I KNOW) UP JACK'S URETHRA???????? ik i may not want to know,, but pls. did he have to fist him,, or smth?? nono,, how the fuck did he shoved it in Jack's penis(the urethra in the male body is in their penis/dick),, so like- how tf was he able to do that?? God his sleep might just made him crazy ig,, gods damnit— ✋

Sanji: I am a man with STANDARDS

Zoro: I ate chocolate rice balls off the floor after they'd been stepped on

Sanji: oh no! Hes meeting all my standards!

Today's Daily Degurechaff is… Huevember 2023 - Day 12

kieran hyperfixation so bad he got me actually enjoying doing art (ft. pomoe pokemon oc i have idk... he's just there with a spiked bat)

[image id: various produce, mostly tomatoes, spread over a grainy countertop. The produce is mostly grouped by variety. Only the lemon cucumbers are in a bowl. End image id]

Haven’t posted any harvest photos yet this year because I don’t usually arrange them very nicely, but I put a bit more effort into this one from a few days ago. My favorite tomato of all time is the freaky yellow pear that looks like four grown together.

Varieties pictured (top to bottom, left to right)

Tomatoes- Black Beauty, Yellow Pear, Black Cherry, Pork Chop, German Johnson, Sungold

Beans- unknown variety of long bean

Eggplant- Millionaire, Japanese (by the bowl)

Cucumber- Armenian, Lemon (bowl)

Summer Squash- Zephyr, Zucchini

I ended up not having hard cheese for the top so I just used shredded chedder pls no one send their yiayia’s after me I will not survive

okay I finished writing the docs on arthur and noah... I think I should put in a load of laundry and then maybe grab some food? nothing sounds good right now though...

New Legacy Arc Character: Garyboy

So, in his current state, Worm isn't in any shape to actually catch anyone, which is a problem since stage one of his plan requires catching Blotch to use as bait for the Overseer. So he upgrades one of his older, simpler virus designs using an eggplant as the base, creating a recolored copy of Larryboy that he dubs Garyboy...and afterwards admits that there's no way to make that sound intimidating.

He has the same color scheme as the Alter-Ego monster from the 2D Larryboy cartoons,

(this unauthorized fucking thing) but with the more complex(and unfortunately capeless) costume design of 3D Larryboy(the original Larryboy, not weird Netflix show Larryboy), slit pupils like a snake, a mouth full of sharp teeth instead of the single square tooth, and of course a normal sized head instead of...that.

Garyboy's Super Suction Ears are prehensile, with the extendable cords being able to move around like tendrils (or snakes), and the actual plunger cups can grow snakelike fangs that can inject malware potent enough to stun a Moderator. You do not want to know what it does to PCs and NPCs.

The reason for all the snake details is because before his upgrade he was a mass-produced snake-based virus named Hydra, which had exactly the ability that you'd think it would with that name. Garyboy can tap into that old programing if he's in a jam, sprouting duplicating snake heads from his back to aid in combat. Unfortunately this would sort of ruin the evil doppelganger thing he's got going, which is needed for the moment so they can begin the plan while still laying relatively low, so he's saving that particular trick for when he really needs it.

The only things Larryboy has that Garyboy doesn't are Alfred and the Larrymobile, and he's working on closing the gap for the latter in his down time.

Forgot I have yet to read the fucking. eggplant ending fic. In fact I was gonna go for something depressing but this is way better.

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I still wonder how one of my posts(my DSAF eggplant ending post), is my popular post. How? Why-?

It was just a thought, that I decided to share and now it has 54 notes?? I wonder if that also makes people's opinions of me, change (most fucking likely it does change their opinion on me, why do I even ask that)

Leaderboard of porn bots where their score goes up the more times they're reported and when they hit a certain threshold everyone who reported the bot gets an award while the bot gets banned

[I want these kind of fries because no one else has done it. Now what are we making? Eggplant fries. All the good ideas feel daunting at first. Glad I tuned in for this. [ Chuckles ] Cut the ends off.]

decided to watch tutorials for cleaning fresh produce after washing my brussel sprouts for an hour straight and thinking “wait… something’s not right about this.”

you’re telling me you can just let them soak in a bowl and come back to it later?? occam’s razor, you tricky son of a bitch.

the random urge to make my bio like all those porn bots have theirs, but instead just bs info:

🍒ageless ✨ the pits 💥 of hell 🐝 a slay for real 🍆