did you know? if you do your laundry you can get your clothes back

my favorite scene in LotR as a kid was when Sam started miserably freestyling in the tower of Cirith Ungol and the only reason he ever found Frodo was because he deliriously tried to join in

In my head, Eddie Diaz is one of the pettiest people on the planet. This arc is reinforcing that belief.

No one can convince me this little display:

is not Eddie consciously, and vengefully, paying Buck back for this little stunt:

Bonus:

Tell me this face isn't saying, "Oh really? It didn't work out? Such a shame. But...but...I thought Natalia was the first person to actually see you?"

I've seen this expression at least a thousand times and it is always on the face of someone who is getting revenge, being proven correct when something goes left, or watching someone who did something to hurt them fall on their face when it all goes to hell.

buck: i’m so nervous

dean winchester: don’t worry, it’s gonna be okay

*3 hours later*

doctor: your surgery was a success

buck: wait, where’s dean?

doctor: who do you think gave you the bisexuality?

"Christopher would absolutely have something to say about that. That kid cannot shut up about you." Oh I bet. Tommy rolls up to the Diaz house expecting a chill time with Eddie and gets met with a teenager who brings Buck up in every sentence. That's usually Buck's seat. Buck never forgets to use a coaster. Oh yeah you fly helicopters cool did you know Buck saved someone from a helicopter crash? We already watched this movie with Buck. That's not what we order when Buck is here why aren't there extra crab rangoons? etc etc etc Christopher only told Buck about Tommy agreeing with his Star Wars opinions because his bullshit radar is so fine tuned that the second Tommy patronized him the tiniest bit (as most adults do talking to teenagers it's not Tommy's fault my dude is fighting for his life) he was like my father will hear about this and Buck is so jealous he has no idea Chris is complaining

An Eddie learning he needs to be plotting fucking revenge:

Revenge part one:

"You meet someone and you just click"

Revenge part two:

Since fucking when has this man ever acted like a twelve year old girl on the phone hello????

I'm telling you all. This is PREMEDITATED. This man is doing this on PURPOSE. Does he even know the extent of how far on purpose? My guess is not. He thinks he's getting revenge on his buddy for his doula girlfriend. He is an idiot who is about to discover some things about himself over a basket of breadsticks and in front of his own girlfriend

Buck: Haha you only have sexual tension when you play video games with girls Eddie

Eddie, remembering “I’d still take you” happened on video game night:

Eddie IS doing this on purpose PLEASE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

There is NO way Eddie doesn't know what he's doing. Look at his face!! This is a man who KNOWS and is making Buck fight for his life after the graveyard conversation

eddie. eddie look at me. look at me eddie. don't worry baby. you're the one for him. you're his baby daddy. he can't live without you and he doesn't want to. stay strong buddy. that man may have him speaking in tongues but you'll be the one he'll be saying his vows to just STAY. STRONG.

911 FANDOM HOWS IT FEEL TO BE THE OWNERS OF A WHOLE DAMN CIRCUS AFYER EPISODE 4??????

MOTHERS AND FUCKERS WE GOT IT!!!! TO EVERY CLOWN WHOSE BEEN IN THE TRENCHES DURING THIS LONG WAR I SALUTE YOU

Can we add a helicopter seat to the couch theory and keep it rolling 🤔

chomping at the bit for chimney’s live slug reaction to whatever the fuck’s going on in the basketball scene btw i just KNOW he’s texting maddie every two minutes live updates maybe that scene at madney’s is them staging an intervention have any of us considered that

let maddie cook she's gonna figure it out

"Stardew is so relaxing" can not be me. I'm sweating. I've maximized the perfect time to upgrade my tools while going to catch seasonal fish. I got a pig to give me truffle with a 1 day margin of error (I had to upgrade the barn twice and buy a pig in 12 days). I've currently got 4 rabbits trapped and will execute them individually if they do not give me a foot by the end of winter. I'm stalking the beaches like batman awaiting a nautilus. I will complete this community center by the end of the year so help me stardew gods. I've talked to the towns folks maybe three times since moving in. Penny and Elliot are my only friends because I had their favorite gifts in my inventory and realized it was their birthday while checking the board. I accept no time lost. Winter is here. I shall not rest.

"have you learned how to drive yet" i have the spirit of friendship in my heart. the joy of lifes little things in my soul. the whimsy of magic. the beautiful enjoyment of nature. the answer is no though

i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military