[ Picture ID: Edited screenshot from the anime Soul Eater, episode 50. Soul Evans is on the left, in black and white; to his left is a black gramophone on a black table. Maka Albarn is on the right, in her usual pigtails and tailcoat/mini skirt combo. They are in a brightly lit room with white walls, blue pillars, and purple paneling on the lower half of the wall. There is text over the image in red font (called Lava) that says Welcome To My Twisted Mind in all capital letters. Twisted Mind was put through the zalgo text app to further distort the lettering.
POV: You’re very gay and problematic older men (affectionate) keep distracting you from the very pressing issue of figuring out how not to die from the problematic older man (derogatory) living on the experimental biochip in your head.
(I know River is not that much older than V probably but ssshhh, it counts)