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love15things · 11 months
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Little detail I noticed re-watching Into the Spiderverse
In the scene where Miles and Peter are in the Spider restaurant Peter was talking about how the restaurant had closed down and he didn’t know why.
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if you look at the window you can see a C on the window. This is a  rating from the health department that rates from A to C, with A meaning it is up to code and C meaning it is a public risk and is on the verge of closure. 1610 Spiderman was smart not to invest in Spiderman themed restaurants.
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feathered-anarchist · 2 months
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elias are you edible? are you okay with cannibalism? asking for a friend
Anything is edible at least once. For your other question, I will just say that I have eaten human meat on more than one occasion :3
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sorrygotthesesacks · 8 months
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Lilia
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vandaliatraveler · 2 years
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For those who’ve grown up in Appalachia, this gangly, bushy perennial herb with bright red stems, broad, crinkled leaves, and iridescent purple-blue berries needs no introduction. The young leaves and shoots of American pokeweed (Phytolacca americana) have historically been harvested by mountain folk in the spring and sauteed with bacon grease to make poke sallet. But the leaves and shoots must be properly cleaned and rinsed to remove their toxins. As pokeweed grows, it becomes increasingly more toxic - ingesting any part of the mature plant can cause respiratory failure and death in humans and livestock. The flowers and berries, which start out green and gradually turn purple-blue by late summer, have some wildlife value, but many people in the east consider the plant to be weedy. However, as it occasionally turns out, one person’s weed is another person’s ornamental - pokeweed has reportedly become a popular garden plant in Europe.
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thebibliomancer · 2 years
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Mistake Toast
A very simple recipe. How could you possibly mess this up?
Brown some butter in a pan
Fry some minced garlic in the browned butter
Add sourdough to toast
You may think this is a good idea. Here is why it is not:
Browned butter is sweeter than regular butter.
Fried garlic is sweeter than raw garlic.
Garlic bread is not supposed to be sweet.
(But wait! There's more!)
If you cook the garlic before you add the bread, it will burn while the bread is toasting
If you brown too much butter, the bread will become very soggy and won't toast well
Toasting the butter-soaked bread until it's actually toast will guarantee the garlic burns
Final product is both too sweet, too soggy/lightly toasted, and too charred to be good garlic bread, but it's still edible and provides an acceptable dining experience. 4/10, needs major work.
Now, browned butter sourdough toast with, say, cinnamon sugar added afterwards? With fruit, perhaps? That would be better. But don't make this. It's not good. Or do, I guess. I won't stop you.
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42spideys · 1 year
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— good dog
you don’t need to use your brain, you don’t need to do anything but listen to the only person that matters. leon s. kennedy.
warnings: m.reader, dead dove, yandere! leon, dark content, reader literally doesn’t know how to think without leon helping, abuse, mentions of scars, leon is loving towards reader, mentions of whipping, i might continue this later on but im not sure
enjoy (ㅅ´ ˘ `) !!
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leon has had you to himself for months now and he’s so happy about it, he loves having you around. he’s so proud about how well you have adapted to your new home, he hated hurting you like that but you just kept fighting him….so he had to teach you how to be good.
“l-leon! let me go! why are you doing this!?” you screamed, thrashing around in your binding on the cold floor of leon’s basement. you couldn’t read leon’s face at all and it scared you, he stole you from your own home and kept you in his basement. why? what did you do wrong? was he mad? did he hate you? was he going to kill you? these thoughts brought you to tears, you started sobbing profusely while begging leon to let you go.
“shh shh….don’t cry angel. if you keep fighting me i’ll have to hurt you, i don’t want to hurt you baby.” his voice had a dark sense of sympathy, he took you into arms and started rocking back and forth. you thought this was a great attempt to escaped, the only thing that he bothered to tie were your arms. you nuzzled his arm and peppered it with light kisses, he smiled softly thinking you have finally listened to him. he felt a sharp pain in his arm and let out a scream, you bit him. you bit him? are you fucking crazy?
you desperately tried to run up the stairs screaming, trying to get anyone’s attention, you were didn’t know how it happened. your head stung, it burned, your vision was blurry. you saw leon standing above you and his stare was dark, he was breathing heavily in dangerous excitement. he crouched down and grabbed you by your hair, he pulled you close to his face and spat on you.
“bad dog. are you that fucking stupid?” you whined at his words, they were so cruel. you shouldn’t want him to praise you, you need to leave, you need to escape. you tried to pull away from him which was meat with a harsh smack to the face, you cried out in pain. “m’sorry! please no more…i-i promise i-i’ll listen i’m sorry..” you cried trying to convince him you were serious, you didn’t want to be hit anymore. leon looked at you for a moment before smiling, the smile made you feel safe for a moment…. he leaned towards your ears.
“fucking liar. i’ll beat it into your head that you are just a fucking dog, and bad dogs get punished.”
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now look at you, you’re being such a good dog for leon! you have graduated from basement to doggy bed right next to leon, instead of not eating at all you get delicious food and snacks in your pretty dog bowl, no more hitting, no more whipping you until you bleed, no more choking till you pass out. you’re a good dog now! so you get spoiled all the time, like a good dog.
“puppy, come here please.” he hears the quick jingle of your pretty leash and collar coming towards him, it makes him smile to himself. you crawl to him with a dazed look in your eyes, ever since you the first couple of weeks of him teaching you to be a good dog you now don’t know how to function without him. you nuzzled his leg im admiration, you melted into him when he started to rub your head.
leon was the only thing that you could think of, leon was your perfect owner! he gave you everything now, belly rubs, kisses, good scratches, cuddles, everything. you just had to be good for him, that’s was it, that was all. if you were a good boy you god a happy leon, if you were a bad boy you had to stay in the basement for a month.
“such a good puppy, you’re all mine yeah?” you let out a soft noise of approval “you only think of me, right pup?” you let out another noise of approval “should i kiss you? do you think that you deserve it, pup?” you say upright and nodded frantically while letting out pathetic whimpers, he smiled at your reaction and leaned down but stopped right before your face.
“i love you, pup.”
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darkmermaida03-bnha · 4 months
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I posted this on AO3 almost a year ago and am currently in the process of working on another chapter, I figured it wouldn’t go further than a 2 shot but ideas are coming to me. I’m pretty preoccupied with my Tokyo Revengers works but infrequent updates with this are possible. For now, please go give it a read if you’re as obsessed with Shiggy as I am 🖤
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digimonirl · 2 months
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How does one properly cook a tarantula??? I'm sorry that just snatched my attention SO fast I'm very curious.
Okay so glad you asked, more people need to know this. The problem with eating tarantulas is that the hairs are still effective even after death, so you basically put them directly over fresh embers or an open flame and burn them all off. I would do that for about two to three minutes, rotating a few times so you cook it evenly. After that, enjoy! Make sure to use some kind of condiment though, preferably a spicy dipping sauce in my experience.
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springywinter · 1 month
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Raise a Selkie | Venom
He's been told the dosage makes the difference of whether it'd be a poison or a remedy—not that it mattered in Uni's case.
Our fav sea urchin is in the house! Going into a bit of fantastical elements of selkies in this AU. Research for this fic was quite fun.
For Uni's role in the crew, I really wanted to lean into the urchin aspect. As for his character, it was a bit strange to write since this is set when he newly joined the crew, so his reservations takes over most of story. Once he's sailed years with the Hearts, he's comfortable with them and his odd personality really comes out then.
I wanted to explore interesting aspects of a sea urchin so I landed on the Antarctic sea urchin and the flower urchin.
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soggywert · 6 months
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Just went through the 5 stages of grief watching that finale
SPOILERS IN TAGS
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hajihiko · 2 years
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Do you think everyone's (dr2 people) immune system is ok?
From what I've heard from the game they did a lot of shitty things to their body and like it was a long term too before Makoto found them
Nah they're probably pretty weak from the whole thing, and the game coma too. Sure hope the island has been isolated from serious diseases!
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girl-bateman · 9 days
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Feeling a debilitating sense of dread and despair 🤨 Which probably means nothing😍👍
#girl help i cant get out of bed i feel so so awful for no reason at all#literally my soul is gone or something#i have no desires and no joys and no sense of being blessed#which is crazy bc i love life and im so blessed ! usually.#ig i should do something abt it tomorrow if it doesn't get better#alternatively get back into therapy bc tbh... after that horrible sex thing ive felt kinda off#like even after i was able to eat and sleep and function normally without the tremors and head jerks and whatnot#like its not dramatic anymore but i kinda feel drained of life and joy#moments of genuine happiness and fulfillment are ... ? idk. i did feel happy once this week and that was nice but it didnt last obviously#but like ! im not depressed in a depressed way. i take good care of myself and i read my books and eat food and hang out with friends#i just kinda dont recognise myself ig. i mean i know ill get my spark back but maybe i need some professional help#idk !! it kinda feels very silly tho#like ive been in and out of therapy for more than half of my life. and being one year therapy free was a big step for me !#so going back for this little ridiculous freakout feels like a setback#kinda like im making up things to be wrong with me just so that ill have someone to talk to ? or to have attention idk#it doesn't make sense bc i really was proud for getting bettter and i rly dont want to be in therapy anymore#but who knows 🤷‍♀️#there is also this slight risk. just clinically speaking by purely looking at symptoms of certain things. with no stake in the matter! lol#that there might be something bad and [lets not think too hard about it] that lies as a root cause of my little mental breakdown#like according to my sex having friends losing your virginity is awful but not THAT awful and not in THAT way#and my friend kinda said i scared her with how i was acting when i talked to her abt it. like my demeanour and body language and whatever#and i do trust her to know whats normal versus concerning when i dont have my own stable grip of reality#plus. if i was an outside party and applied my psych education on myself. i would say its not looking super good#but i cant really do that bc im not some random patient. im me myself and I 😩✋️ thank you#but whatever. itll be fine. tomorrow will be a better day ! yay !
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iguessitsjustme · 1 year
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dadbastiandisaster · 10 months
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It is a strange day that I have to seriously consider whether sperm whale would or indeed could eat Sebastian.
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Got the gaaaaaaaame expect nothing more from me for the next forever
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