God I fucking hate Vegeta so fucking much holy shit. Holy shit, every frame he's in, every scene, every gif, every jpeg, he's got this painfully smug, stupid as shit, fuckass look on his stupid scrunkly face. Absolutely no part of his ugly as sin piece of shit character design is endearing. His stupid fucking hairline? Who the hell makes a "bad boy" boy friend of the main girl with a hairline like that. His dumb short ass stumpy legs? His shitty, lumpy bastard head? The three thousand percent unnecessary dumbass shitass fucking POINTY HAIR STANDING UP IN ONE DIRECTION that no Saiyan has EVER FUCKING HAD IN tHE HISTORY OF GOD'S GREEN FUCKING EARTH? God, I hate him. I hate him so much. So FUCKING much. Every time I see a stuffed toy Vegeta or an Vegeta gif or a shitty goddamn anime clip, it ignites my primal rage response and I'm overcome by the need to punt this shitty little homunculus into the fucking sun. "Bhurr blur, I'm Vegeta the fuckshit monkey fucker, I am the prince of all Saiyans ". Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you. You look like the grumpy troll from trolls world tour summoned a patronus. Your dumb fucking twig hair makes your whole shitty head look like a hairy skin tag. I hate your dumb fucking creased forehead and your stupid, empty souless eyes and your over-the-top douchey ass arrogant asshole personality. Any scene he's sad it invokes all the wrath and fury of a spoiled child having a meltdown over a chocolate bar in a w*lmart checkout line. And I know its irrational. That's the worst part. I know he's just a shitty fucking side character in a stupid fucking Shonen anime, I know it doesn't matter, I know I shouldn't care. But that's part of the problem. The part where no matter the might and fury of my hatred, the locus of my homicidal intent is alltogether inconsequential. I find myself laying awake in the dark in the early hours of the morning consumed by the spirit of Wrath itself, all the force and might of a flaming hurricane directed at a bottle of piss in a ditch by the highway. The absurdity of it all burns me to my core. What better things could this energy be directed towards? And yet my disdain for this stupid, useless, insubstantial failure of endearing character design utterly eclipses the intrigue of all other pursuits. I hate him. I hate him on a level of my mind reserved for the worst of the world's array of sinners, and I can't even begin to justify it. Shitstick the Prince of all shitfucks is, for all intents and purposes, the animated corpse of all of humanity's saccharine pretenses- every condescending, passive-aggressive statement of meaningless upper middle class suburban drama distilled into a single, hateable form. The fucking. Fuck. I have no words. There is no cuss or epithet in any language that can encapsulate the height of the emotions I am experiencing. God, I hate him so much. I hate him so, so fucking much. I want to light his ugly little dumpster body on fire. I want to graphically beat him to death with his own stupid fucking scouter. I want to punch him to death. You know that weird feeling you get, when you see a picture of something so cute you find yourself overcome with the bizarre, inexplicable urge to squeeze it? It's EXACTLY like that, except instead of cuteness it's disgust. The wordless knowledge that his existence as a fictional work is evidence of all the failures of mankind. I find myself possessed by the will of a Holy Angel gone rogue with the belief that God has made a mistake, and I alone must correct it. This is the trial by which Samael himself fell from grace. This wild, meaningless rage. A thousand blades of shining steel cast with inhuman force in the direction of a plastic grocery bag floating on a breeze. What horrors must I have committed in a past life to be plagued by this torment now? I must Unmake this fictional alien

These two are my favorite dragon ball characters

Thinking more abt Z Broly and Paragus and. Their movie is so frustrating and tragic and heart-wrenching AS WELL AS BEING GENERALLY COOL AND FLASHY

As @/RedDogJustice on Twitter pointed out:

Trying to fight Broly head on = respectable

Trying to flee/take him down indirectly = cowardice

That’s. That’s how Broly operates with Paragus. His own father. Every day of his life.

He saved his own father from death as a baby, nearly dying himself in the process, and what did Broly get for it? Being called a freak. A Demon. Being tormented day in and day out by his father telling him the mind control diadem/suppressor crown was to help him. Being forced to hold himself back his whole life until Broly was literally ripped apart by what he tried to contain to be seen as “perfect” and worthy of his father’s pride and love. USED AS A SECRET WEAPON OF PARAGUS FOR SHALLOW, SHORT-SIGHTED PETTINESS.

Z Broly never had a single friend or person who showed him any amount of kindness that wasn’t a veil for secret, hideous cruelty, his entire life, born with something others deemed dangerous, something others felt was an acceptable excuse for dehumanizing him. Nobody tried to understand or help him. Nobody even tried to see beneath the surface or ask if he was okay. They listened to legends, gossip, his father, over what they could see with their own eyes.

His most desperate cry for help turns to joy when he finally lets loose despite being told that it would ultimately kill him. Wicked glee, a chance to show others a fraction of what he’s suffered, and the endless, unstoppable fear he endured. For someone to engage with and finally see him.

Now I almost think that that final punch Goku landed on Z Broly wasn’t so much “Goku’s just that powerful to destroy him” because THIS IS THE FREAKIN LEGENDARY SUPER SAIYAN. THE ONE THAT DESTROYS GALAXIES. Goku was only the ceramic chip to a car windshield.

Broly went out the same way he started: crying for help.

Z Broly is a heartbreaking tragedy and I’ll never be over it tbh

this is the saddest moment of my life. there's really no way????

Saki, Mai, Michiru, and Kaoru vs Goyan(Full Power)

Well now I hope you don't mind... but I'll be getting rid of this planet...it simply has no use to my empire...

ALRIGHT WHICH ONE OF US SUMMONED FRIEZA

Dragon Ball Z The Legacy Of Goku II-Gameboy Advance Ad (2003)

🐜bug hunting at night for fun and profit🐜

(Inspired by this post from @sonohban​)

HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT THAT WAS SO GOOD. IM SAD BUT THAT SCENE LIVED UP TO THE HYPE. MY GOD

Ozcar: Ok guys! Be real with me, is this the worst or what?!

Raven: Frankly I’m still wandering why the Fuck I decided to join you, and or die with any of you assholes?!

Winter: I’m wondering who’s bright idea was to give this power away and automatically made it our godsdamned problem to begin with!(sarcastically speaking, staring at ozcar)

Natsu: I agree with snowflake here, These power ain’t worth all this Drama!

Cinder: I would rather lose my eye and arm a thousand more time, then hear this bitch scream your Fucking name again.

Salem: OZMAAAA!!!

Cinder:(grunts)>:(

-

Ozcar: Geez if you don’t like it, then give it back, if it’s such a pain then!

Raven: Do it already!

Winter: I am not dying because of you!

Natsu: Please do!

Ozcar: Oh!- Cinder I know you don’t want to let go-

Cinder: Fuck it, you can have it!

Ozcar: ... Shit!!

I wanna remind everyone there's a scene in dbs where Frieza is like shot with a death ball and is gonna b erased out of existence and he screaming and writhing and shit and he stops and goes

"and that.... is acting"

Ladies and gentlemen, that is a gay

Ooouugghh Capcut my beloved

Namekians amiright?

Look man I love them to death y’all don’t even know. They are superior in every way, they are supreme species. Fangies. Clawsies. Earsies. Fuckiiiiiin.... Resting bitch face on every one of them and dumb, lil antenna. Idk what it is but I love them to death so unbelievably much and they make me so happy. Snails...... That’s all 🐌

Song is- That N*gga Gay (Good Day parody)

In early 2022 I thought it would be neat to name my bases 'imperfect cell' and 'mr perfect cell' cause I was watching DBZA. Flash forward a year later and suddenly this shit happens. ^

[^ Also, here's the file name, for the screenshot, not the art.]