"I AM SERVING YOU PUNK FUNERAL REALNESS ON THE RUNWAY! I FEEL DAZZLING AND ON CHIC! I FEEL LIKE I PERSONALLY KILLED SCOTT PILGRIM AND DESTORYED IS TWINK BODY! shade sound effect MY FEATHERS ARE MADE OUT OF MICHELLE VISAGE'S ARMPIT HAIR cartoony shock sound effect AND MY GLASSES ARE SHOWCASING MY GL-ASS sound effect for puns ES! I AM FREE! I AM MOMMY! I AM, ENVIOUS, OF MY OWN BEAUTY AND GRACE! it's a talent, really!"
- Envy Adams if she was on Drag Race
(original gifs by @mercurymascara)