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Other people: I listen to calming asmr to go to sleep too.
Me: I go to sleep with detectives explain a murder they are investigating
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#Kud rock#Dr.Phil#Stevie Knicks#funny#funny post#lol#funny meme#funny memes#lmao#too funny#cross dressing#haha#haha memes#bwahahaha#I can see it#omg
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People Who Would Roast the Hell Out of Me:
Gordon Ramsey
Simon Cowell
Judge Judy
Dr.Phil
#i will add to this#gordon ramsey#simon cowell#judge judy#dr phil#dr.phil#dr. phil#dr. phil memes#simon cowell memes#gordon ramsey meme#roasting
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I'm literally going to have to get off the treadmill for my own safety because dr. phil has this guy on who thinks he's saving women from being sex trafficked but they're really just scamming him for gift cards and he's given them over $200k and Dr. Phil's eyes are popping out of his head
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op oc from follow suggestions on insta!! oh my god this was so much fun to draw 🐙
#one piece#one piece fanart#my art#spitvanaart#op art#one piece oc#lets make an oc#drawing challenge#lets make a one piece oc#original character#she is definitely Hatchan’s/Hachi’s cousin#used his anthroctopus design#my followers also suggest the best hairstyles#someone said otome hair#ive had dr.phil and justin bieber requests before#i should post them all together#monster girl#fishman#octopus
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Your art style reminds me of waking up from a really good nap on a couch /pos
HI I just got home this is so sweet!! I also think it's incredibly funny because my immediate thought was that I personally wake up from naps like this
(I also take this positively lmao)
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Oh fr? On god? Just like that?
#charlie puth#charlie puth comeback#september 1st#bts jungkook#imagine its Jungkook tho#we all know its his birthday come on#or else dr.phil idk 🤷
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ASTRO OBSERVATIONS 20
🪵Where you have Mars in your chart shows where you put on muscle easily,where you might be naturally muscular or a body part you enjoy working out. For example Mars in the 9th house might put on a lot of muscle on their thighs.
🪵Dr.Phil having his Midheaven ruler in the 12th house makes so much sense, also his Mars is in the 8th house. He is confronting (mars) the taboo(8th house) in peoples minds(12th house) and hes doing it in public(10th house)
🪵Lilith in the 2nd house have people accusing them of trying to be sexy. People might ask them why they ”talk like that” but thats usually their natural voice.
🪵People with Mars aspecting Jupiter makes everything they do look funny, you cant help but adore them
🪵Having an afflicted Venus is seriously the worst planet to have afflicted because it creates issues with both money, relationships and self esteem. Venus affects so many important parts of our life.
🪵Ive noticed that a lot of Capricorn Risings naturally walk like runway models
🪵People with Mars in the 12th house/Mars aspecting Neptune tend to be fooled by men a lot. Men attack their weaknesses. They also have a hard time seeing themselves clearly. These people just cant hide their insecurities which makes them very vulnerable.
🪵Virgo Risings looks like they shower 10 times a day. They are like that beautiful pastry that you almost dont want to eat because its so perfect you dont want to ruin it. You almost feel ashamed cursing infront of them because they look so pure.
🪵Men with a plutonian venus are most likely to be babytrapped. They also have a tendency to pit two women against eachother. Being in a relationship with a man with a plutonian venus can be hard in the beginning because there is always women/men eyeing them, exes who wont go away, female relatives who wants to protect him from you etc.
🪵Having Venus conjunct Ascendant or in the 1st house/Libra Ascendant doesnt mean the person will be beautiful or model material, the person have a look thats very simple with clear skin, symmetric face and fat is evenly distributed on their body which creates a look that everyone can find attractive. The person has a behaviour and body language that is not intimidating or crude and they are easy to approach which makes them popular and well liked.
🪵People with Moon conjunct Venus are so kind and angelic.
🪵Mercury conjunct Uranus can make you come up with brilliant ideas very quick but you have to write them down fast before your mind starts racing again.
🪵 There is one thing Ive noticed with Scorpio Moons/Moon aspecting Pluto and that is that they are obsessed with finding out peoples weak spots like they just have to know because they need something to use incase they get mad at you. They wont be satisied until they know what you hate about yourself. And their worst fear is someone finding out about theirs.
🪵Will Smith having Scorpio Moon conjunct Neptune really shows how he can be so easily manipulated and controlled by Jada. His moon is also opposite his Lilith.
🪵Philosophia (227) conjunct Mercury makes someone think in a very philosophic way.
🪵Ofc Andrew Tate have the famous ”men who hate women” aspect: Moon Square Mars. Ive seen that a lot of people who attack women in public or on the internet have this aspect. Intense rage against women.
🪵If you are into men and you have Mars conjunct Midheaven in your natal chart you run the risk of your affairs or relationships becoming very public. There is a risk here of being involved in sex scandals with men or your beefs becoming very public.
🪵People with Venus conjunct Mars can get away with murder because of their charm. They are that popular girl in school that everyone loves even tho shes a total b*tch. You cant stay mad at them because they have this childlike thing about them like they dont know what they are doing.
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#astro notes#astrology#astro observations#astronotes#ascendant#lilith aspects#astrotidbits#birth chart readings
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Get to Know Me/Stats <3
Sex: F
Age: 18
Bmi: 16
Height: 157cm / 5ft1.8
Sw: 50kg/110lbs
Cw: 39.3kg/86.8lbs
Lw: 39.3kg/86.8lbs
Hw: 52.5kg/115.7lbs
Gw: 39kg/86lbs
Ugw: 38.5kg/85lbs
Diet: 100% Gluten free (the weight will fly off)/Never drink cals/low sodium/no red meat
Daily calorie intake: Never over 300 calories!
----------------------------------------------------*message me for any tips/tricks/rants*
I have always been insecure with my body, since I was four years old I would compare my body to others and as time went on it didn't change.
When I was 10 I first heard about ana while watching a Dr.Phil episode and ever since then, I had the urge to be skinny. I would skip meals such as breakfast, eating crackers and cheese for lunch in school and when I would get home I refused to eat after 7pm. I'd go on vegetarian and vegan diets, just to get sick and have to start eating meat again.
For some time after all of this happened I somewhat recovered and during covid *grade 8* I would have a healthier relationship with food while working out literally for fun. Then I fell back into eating unhealthy and then back into working out for at least an hour a day.
Then in grade 10 I met my boyfriend, started BC and gained so much weight (hw), but I was so confident and happy within myself until I wasn't. I attempted to restrict myself but failed, I had 0 motivation to exercise and seemed to let go of myself.
Fast forward to the end of grade 11 I went to the gym and started being more mindful of my food while being in a calorie deficit of 1500, fast forward to now, I lost over 20lbs/9kgs and severely restrict myself (follow low cal diet plans are my favourite atm), workout for at least 30minutes and take 2 lax's a day.
I have struggled with binge eating episodes, but nothing too recent. I am now at my lowest weight and feel more confident than ever and I only see myself losing more and more.
#tw ed diet#@na trigger#disordered eating cw#pro a4a#tw ana diary#tw restrictive ed#ana trigger#ana blog#ana tricks#pro ans#starv1ng#low cal restriction#ed not ed sheeran#ed ednotsheeran restriction#tw purge#i wanna be skinnier#thigh g4p#thnsp0#tw thinspi
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Raven: in her room, watching Dr. Phil on her tablet.
Damian: *rushes into her room* "Conner screwed up! He touched something shiny, an evil creature came out of it, and only you can fix it."
Raven: It's probably nothing.
Damian: The evil deity has turned the Justice League members to stone.
Raven: Good for them, it must be an honor to have a statue of the greatest heroes.
Damian: The evil deity just conquered half the world.
Raven: Good for him. He's got my vote.
Damian: He plans to destroy all technology and return to the Middle Ages, which means no more Dr.phil~.
Raven: Get out of the way bitch, I need to ban someone from existence.
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me all the time (in my head): i’m killing myself for this, fuck am i always sad, why am i always sad, no bitches, no money, no will to live, and also i’m fucking horrible-
also me all the time (outloud): sex, knockers, big bazoogas, also teenage mutant ninja turtles, did you hear abt that new trailer? omfg i love it sm, do you wanna hear my theories-?
nobody better come into my dm’s and start dr.phil-ing me, i’m fine my brain is just mean to me
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what does this mean
https://twitter.com/paytmitch/status/1668396828751020039?s=46&t=rsO6qUrVenVPb7XZBRz19Q
lmaooo that was THE twitter phannie drama of 2018. here's a video of the whole situation from 🍋's friend
but the tldr: girl fakes entire pregnancy for clout + does gender reveal in front of dnp at an ii m&g and tells them she's naming the baby... philip daniel. eventually got exposed and almost got put on dr.phil
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So I got a curious question about the world building here:
Is it 100% set in the world of Pokémon 20 years in the future, or are there some elements of the real world put into it as well like there’s reality tv shows of real people (ie. Dr.Phil, Gordon Ramsey, etc)
In Detective Pikachu they had a lot of real world elements in the pokemon world, (featuring actual pokemon cards and near the beginning of the film when Tim enters his dad's apartment, the TV plays "Angels With Filthy Souls" the same "film" that was shown from the movie Home Alone. How many picked up on that? XD) So yeah since my au is in the same world there are real world elements. TV shows and movies like that would likely exist.
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There's a blog on here that I used to send asks to over a period of several years. And all the asks were along the lines of "Is this the blog who said they wanted to raw dr.phil?". It was hilarious until one time they posted after I sent an ask that they were scared. I felt so bad and stopped. But now that time has past I'm like what about that was scary
I love being a confessional for the worlds weirdest sins. Anyway 3 hail Mary's and also kiss the closest animal to you very very gently
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