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I know this is mainly a bias of preferring what you know but the labrador just seems like a very clean animal. No straggly hairs. Long snout for eating at a respectable distance from the dish. Body far away from the ground
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What candy you buy from me at concessions says about you
Swedish fish: you have unaddressed antisocial and narcissistic traits. People in your life are afraid to tell you how they really feel about you
Hot tamales: you’re just plain fucked up. You were never quite young as much as you were just pre-old
Snickers bar: you’re hungry. Your kids made you see this movie
Haribo goldbears: Manchild/womanchild
Milk duds: you’re normal
Sour patch kids: You lack impulse control
Reese’s cups: You lack dignity
Plain m&ms: You’re an “old soul”
Peanut m&ms: you’re deluding yourself
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no one can stop him
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i just got rejected by a girl I've liked for 6 months what do i do
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Kikkoman matches
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ok
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Waiting for cava slop
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Picked up this random criticism of Walden at a used bookstore and I'm crying on page x?
Walden: Volatile Truths by Martin Bickman
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My mom takes such bad pictures omfg. like she does not have the eye at all idk what it's all about
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I can finally admit taylor swift taught me something. I have never heard anyone say "also-ran" before. which is weird because you would think it would have come up as I literally lost a cross country race once
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77, ee cummings
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clinically overdeveloped sense of whimsy
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Christian Lacroix - Fall 1993 Couture
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listening to the clean version of a taylor swift song is really. that's really a thing you can choose to do
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I haven't really seen anyone talking about how intense fresh out the slammer is. I kind of think it's the pithiest autobiographical song on there
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Worth visiting dresses, c. 1873 and 1867
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