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GUYS!!!11!!1 DALL MINI IS BECOMING REAL !!1!1!1!1!!1111!!!
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Why does it. Have a face.
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Ladies and gentelmen behold, my personal favorites from the dall e mini search engine
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Taehyung: wait lets make some bad decisions
Jungkook: yeah like wasting money on useless shit!
Snoop dogg: and buyin’ illegal weed
Namjoon: woah slow down there buddy
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Can nsfw accs STOP following me? Read the pinned post goddamn it
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Thought of the day: fem!tae in this 😔
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Snowflake mountain is THE shittiest show made on Netflix. Literally tricking people who wanted to have FUN, into going on a survival show, calling them lazy and dramatic when they just living life, BURNING their fucking suitcases wich were worth alot, “its for your own good” maybe there was something important in their dickhead. Even forcing vegans to eat meat, like i support vegans as long as theyre not fucking physcos abt it, BUT FORCING THEM TO EAT MEAT? No goodbye Netflix what the fuck is this
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Star wars is like so fucking cool and underrated, its a shame that chewbacca’s actor died tho. But baby yoda is soooooo funny hahaha
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Your body my rights
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Why does everyone hate me now????
classic scifi novels by men r always like. page 1 here’s a cool scifi idea i had. page 2 i hate women so much it’s unreal
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I AM IN TEARS???
You guys...
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😭💗😭💗😭💗
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ummmm. thatds gay
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*uses your dashboard as a floatie*
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Congrats on the upcoming album hoseok! No matter what, we’ll support you :) <3
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Nvm she becomes a stinky whore who has 10million followers and walks around w rich shit
Idc if boo bitch starts out stereotypical erica is literally so hot and i love the camera work
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Ok listen i love it honestly, BUT THE TAGS 💀
[4] In the soop | JK
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welcome to domestic, soft boyfriend, mini or not so mini jungkook in the soop episodes! ft bam
ㅡsince my mind can't stop spinning with every episode + jungkook's finery,,, I decided to do this! I'll be updating this once in a while so don't be afraid to come and check from time to time ♡.
ㅡI'm not sure how many scenarios I'll write since it really depends, this doesn't have a specific end because I can still write in the future but n-e-ways!! hope you enjoy it and please let me know what you think on my lovely ask~
WARNING: 18+ CONTENT.
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pair: jungkook x reader
word count: 4.2k
warnings: smut, stand up doggy, peepee slaps pusay, it gets sticky and lowkey messy *wink wink*, creampie?😳 jungkooks so cute :( bam my beloved <3
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EPISODE 4. "fuck, listen to me. I wouldn't like him to wake up."
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"ah.. I'm so hungry." jungkook sighed as he rubbed his naked stomach.
tattoos in full display at the very first hours of a saturday morning.
you were used to it.
finishing brushing your teeth, you meet jungkook who's now walking around the counter table cleaning up some trash from yesterday.
"Is bam sleeping now?" you murmur as you quickly approach him but not without affectionately wandering your hands around his back and waist first. It was a must.
"eung." he softly hums. turning his body around so he could have a better focus of your face as you're met with a very adorable puffy face, plump lips and a very messy hair. the way jungkook managed to still remain so pretty in the mornings was a total mystery to you but.. now that you're thinking about it, maybe he's just that gifted. sighs. he must really be, once again, the universe's favorite.
well, he doesn't have whole galaxies in his eyes for nothing, am I right?
"really, that easily?" astonished, soft horizontal wrinkles paint into your forehead as you place your chin upon his chest. "no crying this time?" you ask while pressing your fingers towards each side of his waist, thumbs caressing his skin.
..to shed some light into why you're asking these questions, jungkook doesn't like when bam wakes up earlier. if not, at the same time as him.
jungkook has been waking up extra early these days just to get everything ready for bam as soon as he wakes up. you know, being the good dad that he is. but the thing is.. that whenever he does, bam also does and it's a problem because each time bam follows him, it completely ruins his natural sleeping schedule. not only that but it also makes him develop hunger at such random hours of the night and that's... well, not very convenient for jungkook or.. you.
so like every good dad, he wants bam to rest and wake up at his designed hour. but... with the random times he gets to wake up at night, it's either because he wants to play or go to the bathroom. - jungkook and you were confused at first. asking why was the cause of this but after giving it some thought, you both realized It was because of him waking up at the same time you both did. his schedule was getting so messed up that he even started waking up alone at three or four of the morning. like how crazy is that?! - it was getting hard for the both of you because of course you also wanted to sleep well...
so because of this; you've been trying to help your boyfriend into getting bam his old sleeping schedule's back. but the process of that, mostly consisted on something like this;
jungkook putting all of his super gentle and caring energy into him, only for bam to take advantage of that, giving him those pretty light brown pleading eyes that make jungkook's heart crash every time, but because he knows he can't let his very handsome son to keep living like this collecting these bad habits, with all of his will, he needs to ignore bam's super adorable powers. - but then, that's when he starts crying and jungkook doesn't know another way other than to pretend to sleep just so he could do it too. It worked most of the time but as time passes, bam gets smarter and so he wasn't buying it as much anymore. turns out, bam just loves his dad so much he wants to be with him 24/7 so yeah.. it was also getting hard for jungkook to come up with new ideas but honestly... can you blame him?
so that's why everytime jungkook's plan or yours worked, you both always tried to stay as quiet as possible and it usually worked so it wasn't something very hard to keep butㅡthere were still some days like today where things could get a little.. let's say, complicated.
"mhm.. well," he lowly chuckles. "not that easy. I had to promise him to give him lots of snacks as soon as he wakes up this time." with a silly smile on his face.
poking fun at what he said, you take your chin off his firm naked chest. "of course you said that." followed by a playful slap to his shoulders, turning away from him. or well, trying to because jungkook doesn't let you escape that easily as he tugs your body back into his.
"hm.. where are you going?" he says in undertones, face closer to yours.
"...out?" nonplussed, you proceed to ask him, "aren't we.. making breakfast?"
"eung, you could say so." he says blandly enough, nodding his head very brightly in a unbothered manner. "but first..." just to suddenly change his whole demeanour as he takes you by the waist, pulling your body closer to his. "let me do some things." with one hand traveling down your ass. very softly, very.. delicately.
oh god.
"ohh, hell no!" you scream-whisper, trying to get out of his trap as soon as you remember bam's sleeping.
but jungkook only smiles. wrapping his super strong arms around your waist. "why not?" mumbling with his head buried onto your neck and you can swear you feel him lick his lips.
"what do you mean why not?" you blink, muttering back at him with an expressionless face. "don't you see how hard it is to put bam back to sleep? like do you really want to get through all of that again and lose aaall of your hard work?" with your palms trying to push him away but you just keep on failing. miserably.
jungkook pauses for a few seconds, only to say. "..you know what else is hard?"
but you roll your eyes. "jungkook!" slapping his muscular chest. "weren't you super hungry?"
"super horny too.." he says.. quickly. way too quickly.
you fake cry. "you're insufferable."
jungkook chuckles at that. "come on babe.." with a low tone on his voice, murmuring against your neck once again. just this time leaving slow kisses as he speaks. "I'll make it fast. I can make it fast.. we can make it-"
and you closed your eyes. he was turning you on. not only by his kisses but his hands that were now palming your ass.. "jungkook.. I really don-"
"I know baby but we can keep quiet.." he purrs as he takes one of your legs up and when he has both of them, you're already straddling his waist and It inmediately makes you feel his growing bulge. you can't help but release a gasp that he catches to hear.
slowly grinning to himself, jungkook takes you back to the counter table placing you on top of it. opening your legs as he adjusts his body in betweenㅡmaking no room for you to close them.
his hands start roaming around your soft skin, going up and down your legs as he sensually starts kissing your neck, you're trying not to let any moans out but it's kinda hard when he's touching and teasing you like this.
"can you keep quiet for me, baby?" he purrs against your ear. "or you don't think you could take it.." kisses travelling alongside your lips now. "..is that It?"
with a whisper that lingered pass your lips, you could feel the way his increased breathing drubbed on your skin. he looks irresistible and so because of that, you can't help but take the nape of his neck, leading him in onto your lips. wanting to kiss him so bad, feel him so bad..
you've once again fell into your boyfriend's dangerous trap. fuck.
but he stops, just before you start doing anything.
"If you want to kiss me, I need you to say it." he pauses. "you know how once I get to kiss your pretty lips, this won't stop here."
he lowly says with lidded eyes and you know he's right. knowing him for many years, you know how much jungkook enjoys to just.. kiss. It is something he really loves as it is very intimate for him. It turns him on like no other because he has such a strong connection with you so when he feels it.. he really feels it. very strongly.
so with him not being able to control himself whenever this happened.. you immediately knew the right answer because, damn. you were also as much as a mess, if not the same, for this.
you look deeply into his eyes, taking your lips closer to his. "I want this." then pausing, smiling a little. "very badly." placing a quick peck into his lips.
and as soon as you say that, jungkook's mouth searches for your lips and so you both start kissing very deeply. tongues clashing against each others as they move in sync, jungkook's lips travels below your jaw painting butterfly kisses all over it as his kisses and hands get needier and you can't help but open your legs wide to give him more access and closeness into your body. his hands stroking your bare legs very softly yet so needy.. it's something you loved about him.
always touching you very gently yet deadly.. you swear those little moments always made you get wet so fast.. and you're pretty sure he knows it too by the way his hands slided up your legs the same time he gingerly bits onto your skin and shoulders. a smile always formed along jungkook's face everytime a little moan escaped from your lips and for the way you seemed to clutch your hands over his big body. it makes him know just how much you also want him.
softly touching the hem of your shirt, he takes a step back pulling it off from you as you put your hands up. skin totally bare, you're only left with a cute little white panty that it actually marked how wet you were, given to its (now) transparent fabric that helped expose yourself the more you opened your legs for him to see.
"fuck.." he exhales. "no bra and a soaked panty?" he mischievously stared at you. "you must like me a lot.." he teases.
"no shit, why do you think I've been with you this long?" you found the way to fight back. but that just makes jungkook's smirk grow even more.
"Is that so?" he bites his lips as he slowly moisturizes them with his tongue.
pulling your legs by your ass so you could feel how hard his evident growing dick felt like, he wanted to tease you. cause some sort of friction because oh yeah, he was enjoying this a lot. "you make me crazy, but it seems like you want me to really lose it." he groans between your lips.
but it doesn't last long as soon as he's already leaving traces of kisses to your collabones down to your chest. - finding your cute boobs, his lips meet your very erect nipples. warm lips closing around it; licking, pulling and flicking.. his tongue went crazy with it as one of his fingers played with your clothed, still very wet clit.
you couldn't help but want more from him so what you do isㅡstart swinging your hips back and forth every time his fingers moved.
you were getting desperate and so was he.
watching you move like that made jungkook wrap his teeth against his lower lip. wanting to kiss your pretty lips once again and so that's what he does.
feeling up his body while kissing, jungkook hands weren't any different from yoursㅡthe moment getting so intense, both of your breathings deteriorated by each passed second.
so just before you could say anything to your very horny boyfriend, he said. "turn around for me." with a very deep, raspy moan that resonated through your whole body the very moment his words reached your ears.
his soft steamy kisses, burning your skin as he says so, you feel like you could explode. feeling so wanted by him. - you inmediately knew what he wanted the moment he opened his pretty mouth and to be honest? you can't fucking wait.
"are you sure?" but first, you breathe while looking down on his swollen red lipsㅡyou still want to make sure because you know how messy or loud this could get.
but jungkook doesn't respond. decided into just taking action of his desires, he kisses you one more time before making his own way to manhandle you back into putting both your legs down to turn you around. ass exposed to him, god damn it he adored this view.
"if I say I want you to turn around, that's exactly what you do, princess." he deeply purrs into your ear. sliding a hand below the fabric, gripping your bare ass with a tiny, little slap on it with his hand still lingering beneath it so he wouldn't cause too much noise.
"your heard me, baby?" he pecks your neck and you naturally arch your back into him. slightly opening your legs.
god, you just wanted your panties off right now. the urge and ache on your clit getting unbearable. you just wanted him to touch you.
noticing your little movement, jungkook chuckles to himself. but no after you start rubbing your ass against his joggers. feeling his clothed dick that way, you were actually trying to take your panties off that way.
"if you want to take this.." jungkook starts speaking while pulling the soaked fabric aside. rapidly touching your folds with his bare middle finger to then close it back again. "..off," gifting you a little slap on it that makes you actually jumpㅡhe proceeds to hug your body with his dick pressed against your ass as his head lays to your side. "just say the words, baby." purring back again into your ear with a sensual tone this time.
"fuck me-" you moan, with a plead.
"uh-uh, angel.. does aren't the words I want."
trying to move your hips back at him so you could tease his dick and hopefully calm your very pulsating cunt, jungkook is in so deep close to you that is almost impossible to move. mostly because all you have in front of you right now is this stupid table.
little did you know jungkook could actually feel the way your cunt pulsated for him everytime...
defeated, you decide to answer. "take my panties off."
"hm.." jungkook hums. "see how it wasn't so hard?" smirking afterwards.
too bad you can't see.
"shut up" it's all you say and he chuckles.
the moment he removes your white panties, his mouth is left with a gasp as he narrowed his eyes with his eyebrows furrowed and the word 'O' forming on his lips. the sight making him want to destroy you here and there as he mentally cursed himself for not going to another place to fuck you properly but he was so horny and you were so wet that the moment he pulled it off, the thread of arousal was so visible it was hard to tell where did so much liquid came from. having a fight on which thin strand could get unattached first from the cotton fabric.
"fuck, all of this for me?" he croaked, Immediately taking off his black joggers aswell. he did not had anything under it so yeah, dick was jumping the moment he took it off.
teasing your entrance felt like heaven to him. your walls feeling so soft against his length, dick getting soaked so easily.. he swears he could die by how heavily turned on you make him feel. "my fucking demon is always so ready for me." he rasps, giving a few consecutive slaps to your clit with the tip of his bare dick. "guess you'll always want me as much as I always want you huh?" keeping sliding his hard dick between your folds, slowly. teasing to enter but it never does. he was insane.
"don't get too loud, okay?" he stated with a kiss to your neck.
grabbing your waist with one hand he squeezes you very gently to let you know he will penetrate your slit now.
the moment he does, you try hard not to moan letting out a loud sigh instead. legs already shaking, you were waiting for this so bad and like as if it wasn't possible, you also started to get more wet with strands of arousal dropping down your thighs and jungkook wasn't even fully in yet.
yeah, it's been 7 days of you without having sex. It was about time.
"agh- shit. relax baby, you're squeezing me so hard."
"eugn- s-sorry babe, I- I just-" you lean on the counter. chest plastered on it.
"I know angel. open your legs a little more for me hm? I promise I'll give it to you good." he murmurs while taking your ass back into him making you yelp.
"sshh baby, bam.." he warns you.
"I know-" you mutter back to him.
jungkook starts fucking you with slow strokes. noisy, wet strokes and you can't move for the way his hands are grasping into your hips. - pressing both your legs together now, jungkook thrusts into you as you feel him so full and deep inside of you. your back couldn't stop arching to him, your moans were slowly increasing the moment jungkook started heightening his speed. It wasn't much of him going fast, but more like going hard. the way your pussy sounded everytime he slammed his hips towards you turned you on even more, he feels so good, so hard, so big.. fuck. he was truly perfect.
"fuck- baby, can't you keep quiet?" he groans while taking your torso up to him, covering your neck with one of his hands, arching your back, placing your head onto his shoulders, perky nipples bouncing as he tries to play with them with his other hand and one of your legs resting on top of the counter as you could feel the way his balls slapped against your clit as he pounded into you.
"maybe if you weren't fucking me like this I'll wouldn't be making so much noise to wake up bam." you manage to say.
"as if you weren't loving it." he responds with a hard thrust and a mischievous look on his face.
"can't fucking deny It." you moan back at him. pushing your chest back into the counter so you could move with him.
jungkook's so horny he also moans but it's still not so loud for likeㅡto wake up bam and to be honest at this point, you just wished bam was having a good ass sleep given to how horny the both of you were because it was also getting harder and harder to keep quiet.
grabbing both your buttocks, jungkook opens them up just so he could watch the way your pussy swallowed his juicy dick and indeed, you were taking him so well..
"pussy so good, fuck. I'm in love with you." he exhales and that makes you breathlessly chuckle, he was just saying whatever at this point even thought that was.. very much true.
"fuck.." he hisses. "best fucking pussy in the world." too far too gone, jungkook whispers to himself.
"I'm gonna fucking cum if you keep fucking me back, princess." he forewarn you.
"then do it." but you love to dare him.
"hmm.." he groans. "I really don't want to." he cries.
"then why do you sound so desperate?" you tease, turning your head back glancing at him with a smug face when you know damn well you shouldn't because he can't do anything about it and because jungkook tends to get almost insane when you get like this.
so if you continued.. you're afraid bam will definitely wake up.
so for your.. pussy safesty and bam's sweet dreams, you stop your teasing games (for today) and start moving back for him. still wanting to make him cum.
"come on baby.. don't you want to cum inside of me? hm?" you moan with a very needy tone. the one that makes him weak.
"fuck. stop it right now." he pants.
"huh? you said this will be quick and I really can't stand being in silence anymore." you cry and this time you mean it as in youㅡnot trying to provoke him. "all I want is you cumming hard in me." you continue as your hips push back at him everytime he slammed back into you. "d-don't you want it?"
"you know well I fucking do."
and with that, jungkook takes your leg off the counter, pressing both your legs together again as your cunt tightens around his dick and suddenly your whole world started spinning.
fingers grasping the counter's edges, he pounded on you hard and messy, his big dick glistening, his mouth slightly biting your shoulders connected with sloppy kisses everytime he got closer to you. - your legs were almost floating above the counter with each one of his thrusts, one better than the other.. your stomach and core carrying all of the weight and it's all because of your tight grip.
your moans were starting to sound loud so jungkook wraps a hand around your mouth, shutting them off.
"I'm gounna cium." you mumble against his palm but jungkook surely understands. giving you just what you want.
"shit, shit-" jungkook starts hissing as soon as you do with your walls pulsating around his hard dick. he cums too and he cums hard.
his cum makes a mess round your hole as he keeps thrusting passing throught the euphoric feelings.
pulling out, a waterfall of cum falls down your thighs and jungkook lazily smiles to himself.
both feeling completely out of breath, go one by one in order to clean up. cringing at the sticky feeling once you both were cold enough. - when you're still on the bathroom, jungkook uses this moment to check up on bam, finding him soundly sleeping like the angel he is. jungkook endearingly smiles to himself.
"I can't believe we did it." jungkook whispers as soon as he approaches you.
"huh?" you hum, drying up your face. "what'd you said?"
"bam." jungkook smiles, taking you onto his arms. "he didn't wake up." pinching both of your cheeks very gently.
"really?" you gasp. "we.." then pause. "oh my god we are so good?" crunching your nose, you inmediately laugh. taking care of still not doing it so loud.
jungkook follows your laugh while rolling his eyes.
"you're so silly." he stated as he softy flicked your forehead.
"hey! why are you like this!"
"because I love you."
"ha! I know." you laugh. "you just fucked me before eating first. can you believe that?" you tease him. "like when in all occasions have you ever denied food over a good fuck?"
jungkook rolls his eyes once again, faking being annoyed as he searched for his sandals.
"for that exact same reason." he says. "you are that good fuck. my one and only." he grins, glancing up at your face as he signals you to follow him.
and you do. "you didn't had to get all cheesy now..." you bleat.
he laughs. "why? are you embarrased, huh?" sliding your arms around your chest as he back hugs you walking towards the glass door.
as you don't respond back, he leaves a quick peck to your cheek, before opening the door. "come on, let me make you something delicious." holding your hand.
"suddenly?" you say, entralacing fingers.
"eung." he quickly nods his head. "at the end of the day, you're still one of my best clients when it comes to my food." with a bright smile on his face.
"just one?" you tease, arching one eyebrow. "who's the other one?"
"myself." and he laughs to himself.
you swear you could never take him seriously. but even when he said lame things like these.. you still loved him very much and it's just.. that if he wasn't like this, you wouldnt think you'll be as in love as you are of him.
so that's why you punch his chest. "now you're the silly one."
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Idc if boo bitch starts out stereotypical erica is literally so hot and i love the camera work
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Shhh the puffin is pogging, rest in cringe my guy
I love Tufted Puffins why are they like this
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