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ingcap · 5 hours

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And that's a life lesson on why to never trust any spider you see in the woods no matter what if he's offering you a follower /silly

#sydneys doodles #cotl #cult of the lamb #cotl lamb #cotl helob #Idk why i made lamb say combat #Just imagine lamb fought for a follower instead of buying followers with their coins #BWAHAHAHA #cotl fanart #cult of the lamb fanart

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no-terfs-no-swerfs-no-fascists · 1 year

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#bwahahaha #fun with languages #fun with words #history #nachos

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enbycrip · 10 months

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Took me waaay too long to realise this was Evangelical Nonsense and not a relatable Trans With Chronic Illness meme 🤣

#evangelical nonsense #the world and the flesh are kind of the worst though #nonbinary #trans nonbinary #trans #chronically ill #chronic illness #chronic fatigue #chronic pain #bwahahaha

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rowynri · 7 days

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hehe! love these guys :D

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chopapilla · 7 months

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kiriko!!

#bwahahaha #raagghh why r all her skins saurr good #however her witch skin ios still da best #yep :3 #kiriko #overwatch 2 #overwatch #ow #ow2 #overwatch fanart #ow2 kiriko

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mamayan · 6 months

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Request: Male Minotaur Yandere x Female Human Childhood Sweetheart Reader

General Premise: Reader darling grew up as childhood friends with an adorable Minotaur neighbor. (She had to move away eventually and was unable to keep in touch with him, but they always remembered each other). He was really small and weak when he was young compared to other bulls of his species, so imagine her surprise when she meets him years later as an adult, and he’s fucking massive (in more ways than one…) He’s never letting her go again and is breeding/impregnating her constantly for the rest of her life. Making her his trophy wife/house wife too. (Sorry not sorry, I love babies and uxorious men who want nothing more than to seed me).

P.S. I feel like this man could either be like a farm boy…or like a rich, powerful man, who just confines reader to a large private island by Greece or something. Like…I’m so conflicted…

Also I love your stuff! Your sexy writing is the best and makes me go fish brain in the best way possible!

Love ,🧋🫖Anon

Oh my goodness 🧋🫖Anon—🫢♥️

Okay I wanna respond to this so you know I’m not ignoring~ This is so hot though?! I can’t do a full fic right now, but let’s do some headcanons cuz this has stewed in my brain.

NSFW under the cut!

Minotaur BF who you had to protect as children. Out in the country folk didn’t take kindly to those who were different, and as a human you felt badly your friend was being bullied by your own kind. Sure he wasn’t human, but his heart was kind and he was your friend! He was an outcast amongst his own too because he was a runt, treated badly every which way, except by you.

Minotaur BF who would hold your hand at night because he was scared of the thunder storms, who would cuddle up cutely beside you and sleep after you held him. He took to you like a little stray kitten, reliant on your kindness and friendship like a life raft.

Minotaur BF who nearly lost his mind when you left home, unable to comprehend why you would leave him. Didn’t you know he needed you? It wounded his soul but he comforted himself with your promise to come back. You had too after all.

Minotaur BF who sprouted up to nearly double the size of his peers. He’s not little anymore and doesn’t need you to protect him, it’s others who should worry for themselves. He’s not scared of crushing skulls if they push too far or intrude on his land. He’s a simple farmer after all, he just doesn’t like trouble.

Minotaur BF who rejoices when you return, even more beautiful and grown up. Who adores your shocked expression because he towers over you now, and he wants you to praise him for growing so well. Now he can protect you, provide for you, care for you, breed you.

Minotaur BF who won’t let you leave back to your big city again. You said you’d come back, why would he let you run away again? Your tears won’t sway this monster, and you aren’t strong enough to resist his gentle but firm hold on you. You won’t be going anywhere but his bed. You’d better get comfortable, because this big male wants you in every way.

Minotaur BF with an enormous cock that trumps whoever or whatever toys you used in that big city away from him. Your cute cunt won’t be able to take him without an absurd amount of prep, and he’s more than happy to put that work in for you. His wide long tongue swirling inside of you, glossing you up in spit and saliva and making an absolute mess of your lower body. His big fingers prying your little hole open to stretch, making you cum until you pass out and waking again being spearing on his wiggling muscle as he devours you. He’s not afraid to slip his tongue further to your tight ring of muscle and lick there either, he’s ready to worship every inch of your body.

Minotaur BF who can cook, making you the most mouth watering home made meals with ingredients he grew or slaughtered, because he wants you healthy and happy for when he breeds you.

Minotaur BF who is still the sweetest and most considerate as long as you don’t try to leave. Who wants to spoil you endlessly and fill your womb with hot sprays of his cum because you look too cute like that. You want that dress, game, etc.? He’ll get it for you, don’t you worry. He’s got you covered, literally. :3

Minotaur BF who finally gets your tight little hole to fit all of him, it took a lot of work and energy but when you’re drooling and fucked out on his meaty rod, it satisfies something primal in him. He fucks you slow and gently, because you can’t handle him entirely yet, but he loves you dearly anyway. He’s all to happy to take you apart slowly, rubbing your clit while you cream his cock and lower half with your arousal and release as he lightly rocks his hips. It still leaves you reeling, even the act of him pulling out slowly takes your breath away, has you clawing at his chest or horns and mewling.

Minotaur BF who pumps you so full of cum it’s like a solo bukkake porno, the level of fluid he releases in one orgasm unimaginable. You feel him filling you up because he’s overflowing from your womb and out, making a mess that only spurs him on to do it again. It leaves him wild and lubricates you up to take him again, his swollen balls ready to take on the task.

Minotaur BF who will intentionally replace your birth control with placebos, because he dreams of having a family with you as soon as possible.

Dividers/ @benkeibear

#okay okay okay now I’m blushing #bwahahaha #MONSTER FUCKING #that’s right #monster fuckers unite #welcome to den of chaos #I wanna write more but I need to prioritize my game #anon I’m all hot n bothered now #minatour smut #monster smut #monsterfucking #Yan answers

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doomspaniels · 1 month

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Nice birthday present: Tristan's crate rest ended and he can rejoin us 😊

Guinevere's Royal Treasurer: Tristan has been out of his crate twenty minutes and he is already bringing me everything he can reach. [ed. note: scattered dog toys on the floor]

Tristan's Fetch and Tug Buddy: Oh, he has something else, can you take that from him?

GRT: Oh sure. Tristan, hand. Wait.

GRT: Wait. He didn't find THAT on the floor.

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It's the only jewelry I have ever asked for, a pair of glass Klein Bottle earrings 🥰 *BWAHAHAHA* slipping the box to Tristan for delivery was FANTASTIC I love it 🥰🥰🥰

[Dramatic Recreation by Amazingly Lifelike Actor]

#tristan #cocker spaniel #dogblr #bwahahaha #the laughter is gonna kill me #Tristan's Fetch and Tug Buddy #Guinevere's Royal Treasurer #dialogue #Relentless Positivity #but also bwahahaha!#oh my dog #silly giggles

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sparkly-caroline · 2 months

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Everyone: "Oh white probably had good intentions for keeping the parasite"

Me: *already theorizing that White's gonna be the twist villain of season 2*

Bwehehe Evil White theory/Au go brrr

#among us #rodamrix #white #among us au #evil white au #cuz i can #she was manipulating everyone all along #and the reveal will make everyone DESPAIR #bwahahaha

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likesdoodling · 5 months

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Prepub spoilers btw,

I really love this chapter-

Like SO MUCH-

I've got like three different drafts from this scene alone-

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IT WAS SO-

Something. It was something.

Endearing? Satisfying? Internal screaming worthy? Had to read it in private because I was smiling so much/grinning like a maniac-

Kinda relate to the where Rozemyne realises she's smiling but she can't do anything about it because she's just that happy to see Ferdinand alive~

*sniffs-

:D:D:D:D

:,)

I did a full on sketch of this with Ferdinand sitting up then re-read it and realised he was lying down. Eh. If you think the position looks a little familiar~

Then you would be spot on since I based it on Myne just coming out of the Jureve for the first time- ehehehe

How the tables have turned-

>:D

#ascendance of a bookworm #honzuki no gekokujou #myne #rozemyne #ferdinand #myne fanart #ehehehe #fufufu #:D #ascendance of a bookworm fanart #bwahahaha #this chapter #was my favourite so far #*internal screaming*#:DDD

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pinkflyingtiger · 7 months

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