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lucyschens · 1 month

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simmosa 🤝 s5 finale proposal theory to unexpected breakup pipeline 🤝 chenford

#don't roast me #humour is how i cope #the rookie #chenford #superstore #simmosa

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whatwememeintheshadows · 1 year

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“Mom I want to watch What We Do in the Shadows again”

“We got What We Do in the Shadows at home”

The What We Do in the Shadows at home:

#don't roast me #i actually want to see it

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vast-gaze · 1 year

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I want you to look in my eyes and melt at the sight of them.

I want to see the affection pouring out of your eyelids.

#first poem #poetry #don't roast me

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lotus-ashi · 7 months

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why do you dislike gumlee?

hi! Well, I don't exactly remember posting something that implies I dislike the ship, but I'll answer you anyway.

I don't feel the same sympathy to GumLee as I do it to Bubbline bc a) For some reason my mind only envisions Marshall being with Fionna b) Actually, we don't actually see them interacting the same way as Marceline and Bonnie. They both went through a lot of shit and we could watch it on the original series and Obsidian. C) As a bi woman, I proyect myself a lot on Bubbline for personal reasons. I can't help it(? D) It felt pretty rushed the way in which Gary and Marshall relationship was portrayed on the F&C series. Did they look cute together? Yes. But that's not reason enough to think it was well handled. Don't get me wrong, I kind of liked their romance when I watched the episodes for the first time, but, to be honest, it lacked background. Marshall only met Gary for a day or two and was ready to give up his dreams for a random guy? I dunno, bro.

I hope this rambling answers your question.

#Fionna and Cake #Don't roast me

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simmitchie · 2 years

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Jas: I LOVE that on you.

Jodi: Am I supposed to be able to see my stomach?

Jas: Yes! We love a midriff moment.

Jodi: I don’t look like…

Jas: Like?

Jodi: A whore?

Jas: Do I look like a whore?

Jodi: That’s different.

Jas: Actually, it’s not.

Jodi: I don’t know.

I definitely like it, I just…

Don’t know.

Jas: Well, you can keep that top, and that skirt too, for that matter. If you ever decide you want to wear it, you can.

Jodi: Thank you.

Jas: What about the makeup? I tried to keep it light, and I obviously couldn’t use my foundation on you.

Jodi: I can’t keep up with it.

Jas: You don’t have to wear it every day. Maybe it’s just a weekend look?

Jodi: Only if you do it.

Jas: Oh, I’d be happy to.

Look! There’s a little crack in your shell!

Jodi: Yeah. I guess.

#the sims 4 #simblr #sims 4 story #sims4 #university #sims 4 #ts4 #ts4 simblr #thesims4 #I'm still messing with gshade #don't roast me

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ohkate · 2 months

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/roast me, Shameless edition | 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

#gallavich #ian gallagher #mickey milkovich #shameless #roast me #budget mickey is my fav #and so true #it's just funny #don't get it twisted #text posts

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legend-of-cupcake · 6 months

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Tsukasa works FOR Sakura

Now this is very likely me just being slow and not connecting the dots until now, but chapter 109 has made me realise that Tsukasa is not the one in charge of the "destroy all yorishiros" plan... It's Sakura.

It's this line here that's made me finally see the light, Tsukasa has to "help Sakura, by destroying the yorishiro." He is not actively desiring the yorishiro to be destroyed, he's just doing his part in the plan. In chapter 106, he wasn't even phased that Nene didn't want to destroy the yorishiro and the only reason he persisted was because it was "his job."

Even way back in chapter 93, Sumire describes Sakura as the one No. 6 serves. Sakura gave him the job of destroying his own yorishiro, not Tsukasa.

Sakura is the one who wants the yorishiros destroyed, she's been trapped inside the school for 100 years and is tired of it. She wants to leave whatever duty is keeping her bound

And she is more than willing to make sacrifices to make her wish come true

Sakura is behind everything, she is the reason that Tsukasa was freed from where he was trapped (very likely Hanako's boundary).

She is also the one altering the rumours.

Tsukasa, as cunning and intelligent as he may be, is probably a bit too impulsive to be the brains behind the entire operation. His intense curiosity for things would likely get in the way, no matter how well he means or how serious he's being.

And again, it's clear Tsukasa is not as invested in destroying the yorishiros as we are initially led to believe. Again, he really doesn't mind that Nene no longer wants to destroy yorishiros anymore

In fact, it's Natsuhiko who worries Nene won't destroy them. Keep in mind Natsuhiko is 100% loyal to Sakura and not necessarily to Tsukasa. If this was Tsukasa's plan, I doubt he would be worrying over whether Nene will keep doing her part as the kannagi

The only reason we even initially thought this was all Tsukasa's doing, was because Sakura painted a picture that she was in a similar situation to Nene.

Sakura gives the impression that she can't go against Tsukasa, that he is her master. But that can't be right, because we know Sakura was the one who appointed the 7 mysteries in the first place. And she was also the one who freed Tsukasa, so how could he be the "master" in this relationship?

I think, Sakura said all this to gain Nene's trust.

Nene, being the modern kannagi, is absolutely vital in the plan to destroy the yorishiros. So having her trust Sakura would help out immensely.

So overall, whether it's the price he's paying for having been freed-- or for some other reason entirely-- it's quite clear to me now that Tsukasa is not the one in charge of the "destroy the 7 mysteries" plan. He's absolutely a major key player, with his cunning and curious mind clearly being an advantage (figured out the fastest and easiest route to stopping time so he could access the clock-keeper's boundary with Nene). But he is doing all of this to help Sakura, it's not for himself.

#tbhk #jshk #toilet bound hanako kun #jibaku shounen hanako kun #tsukasa yugi #sakura nanamine #tbhk theory #it wouldn't surprise me if everyone had already came to this conclusion long before this chapter #I'm just slow sorry lol #Tsukasa is too impulsive and gets distracted too easily to be the mastermind imo #but don't get me wrong he is extremely cunning and smart #only when he's interested tho #plus it really doesnt seem right that Tsukasa is the master of the one who freed him #bit sus there ngl #pls don't roast me too much for being dumb #sorry this post is a bit all over the place

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halcyon-autumn · 7 months

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Wheel of Time Characters and the Cars They'd Drive

Written by someone who knows extremely little about cars

Rand: The poor boy buys like a standard issue sedan and then a bunch of weirdos start following him around and telling him that the car is "special." Moiraine spray paints dragon decals on his car one night while he's sleeping. People keep trying to slash his tires but he always catches them just in time. You know how it goes

Perrin: Pickup truck with normal sized wheels. Great for helping people move! Also great for running people over. Duality of man etc etc. There's always a dog in the back sticking its head out the window, but Perrin does not know this dog or where it came from

Nynaeve: She buys a used car that looks like it's falling apart and everyone tells her that she overpaid. Four months in, they realize that the last owner did a bunch of Fast and Furious style modifications and Nynaeve could probably outrace God

Mat: Bike. This SHOULD NOT WORK but somehow he's still on time to everything. This baffles everyone, including him

Egwene: Something VERY practical with great gas mileage, like a honda civic. That's the only practical car I know because it's what my dad told me to buy.

Elayne: Lexus. Mat makes fun of her for driving a luxury car and she's like "????? it's not like it's a Cadillac?"

Liandrin: A Cadillac

Moiraine: A jeep, but the nicest most upgraded version. Unless there's a car that's better for off-roading, in which case she drives that instead

Lan: A cool classic car. A car that can drift (maybe all cars can drift but Lan's definitely can). He thinks that Nynaeve's car is The Coolest for some reason

Lanfear: A horse! Just kidding. She drives a silver range rover because an article I googled said that range rovers are the king of the road.

Bonus:

Asmodean: the car type Does Not Matter all that matters is that he has a vanity license plate

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sergle · 1 month

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I love to hear what people say about Youtube Drama* but it's SO tacky when it gets so offbase that the posts people make start to be about completely off topic infighting within the Watcher fanbase

#but god it IS fun to read about this kind of thing #asterisk on the drama bc this is not like a Scandal per se #this was a business decision made On Purpose #it's not like when sniperwolf stalked a guy and posted a pic of his home to her fans #or when the guy from tryguys fucked one of his employees Who He Himself Hired while also monetizing his wife and kids on the channel #this is different bc it's like. on purpose.#I DIGRESS....#you guys should see some of it in the watcher tag it's crazy. people are pointing at randos just bc they're already annoyed #i'll give you the clifnotes version which is that i got to see one where somebody has decided that the Steven Hate is actually ppl #revealing that they simply have just been racist at him the whole time. fwiw the steven roasting is bc he's an out of touch Tesla Boy #and bc he brought a homophobic evangelical pastor on the channel #and cockily admitted to being friends w people who are homophobic and racist... his own words #like he has verbally admitted to maintaining friendships with racists so i don't think people are really thinking this one through #these were new to me I was down to roast him for being rich and boring alone #also this reasoning kind of falls apart bc Ryan is literally Right There and people love Ryan #sergle.txt

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jesncin · 6 months

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Thank goodness white martian and green martian live together in harmony in your comic. Not the stupid unbelievable thing about how green martian oppressed white martian treat them like second class citizen not perfect allegory of racism

Does green and white martian ever married to each other

Green and white martians can't become life partners. They're two different categories of martians (average martians vs cosmic martian). Since Mars itself creates white martians, there isn't an inherit need for white martians to have to procreate or have romantic relationships. A few white martians do make romantic connections with each other though.

and if they do you should!! Run immediately!!

#askjesncin #martian manhunter #j'onn j'onzz #ma'alefa'ak #jl remix #I know I've lightly roasted martian dc worldbuilding before but like..I don't want to be mean about it? I can be critical of it ofc #been getting a lot of asks lately kinda egging me to talk about fantasy racism and while I could talk about it- I just don't want to #fantasy racism isn't *always* bad. it gets that reputation because it's usually over-simplistic #there isn't really a “perfect allegory for racism” just approximations to the real thing & that's OK. one fictional world can't cover it al #anyway white martian yuri

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chiquilines · 1 year

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Momojirou!! Yes momo learned to play the guitar because she loves her gf and wanted to serenade her. Yes jirou loves her to the moon for it.

#I LOVE THEM #SO MUCH #the classics #these r like the blueprint wlw ship for me #devastating amounts of brainrot #anways #bass players don't roast me idk how to draw guitars #kyoka jirou #momo yaoyorozu #momojirou #mmjr #mha #my hero academia #bnha #boku no hero academia #wlw #chiquilines draws

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thedawningofthehour · 6 months

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How I imagine spice tolerance for the boys:

Raph-mediocre. He can handle a fair whack without even really noticing, but once it gets into a level he has trouble with he starts sweating and breaking out the milk pretty quick.

Mikey-started off fairly low, but he's developed a significant tolerance over the years by trying all sorts of dishes and experimenting in the kitchen. He likes spicy stuff, but definitely needs a drink on hand.

Leo-whiniest white boi

Donnie-chugging hot sauce while maintaining eye contact with Leo.

#i am very much a white girl when it comes to spice don't @ me #hueso would roast the fuck out of leo for this

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xitsensunmoon · 8 months

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Thinking about how actually cold to the touch Sun and Moon would be. So when you want to cuddle them you fluster them beforehand with stupid teasing (that works every time), making them heat up slightly. Now you have a soft background noise, aka their fans going off, trying to cool them down and pleasantly warm animatronic<3

Bonus points if they decipher your tactics but find it so incredibly silly that never tell you, so you're just proud of yourself for being so creative, while they genuinely enjoy you flustering them

#xit shh #yeah laying in bed thinking about cuddling an animatronic don't mind me #also teasing as the way of flirting 😔🤌#roast them until they love you

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guy-in-a-dress · 1 year

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Would[insert MASH character] fuck their clone?

Hawkeye

yes

no questions asked would 100% fuck his clone

if he asked any questions it would be 'can we make more of myself and start an orgy'

Trapper

yes

would ask the basic questions like 'what the fuck' and 'where in god's name did someone get a clone of me' but would stop giving a shit fairly quickly

would probably pull several pranks with the clone as well

B.J.

no

would probably spend several days trying to figure out if it counts as cheating but ends up deciding that he's not his own type

They'd spend the rest of the time setting up the Prank of All Time

Henry

no

they would go fishing and do nothing else for about 24 hours

no one knows why he's missing except Radar and he's too confused about to be able to explain it to Hawkeye

Potter

no

absolutely not