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catindabag · 6 months

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TBOSAS on Crack short take (47)

Felix: Hey, guys, please settle down and listen to me-

Clemensia: Class Pres, why is your hair bubblegum pink today?

Felix: Well, Clemmie, that’s a funny story. You see, a certain someone happened to steal my very expensive Ravinstill exclusive shampoo and replaced it with pink hair dye-

Androcles: It wasn’t me! I swear on my mother’s cooking that it wasn’t-

Felix: Andie, your mother doesn’t cook.

Androcles: Oh, yeah.😐

Coryo: Let’s just go straight to the point, Class Pres.

Felix: *sighs* Fine. So I’ve gathered everyone here to discuss our upcoming PTA meeting this Friday-

Hilarius: PTA meeting?! With my father?! Class Pres, I’m not sure about that-

Felix: Calm down, Heavensbee! Your creepy old man is not even allowed to go near our school.

Urban: True. He can’t even go near us without Dean Highbottom calling the Peacekeepers-

Hilarius: You don’t understand! My old man will try to sneak into that meeting either way!😫

Coryo: Well, if he does, we can always call the President to punish him indefinitely-

Urban: Or strangle him ourselves for the greater good of Panem-

Hilarius: Hey!😠

Urban: Just saying~.

Sejanus: I’ll protect you from that creep, my Coryo, my love!😍

Coryo: Sure, Babe. Whatever you say.

Io: By the way, Hilari, how many restraining orders does your father have?

Hilarius: 42-

Felix: It’s 77 and counting. But anyway, Dean Highbottom told me to list down the parents who would be attending our PTA meeting this Friday. So-

Livia: Obviously, my ever fabulous mama will represent thee~!😌💅

Pup: Meh Daddy~!😘

Felix: Stop saying “daddy” like that, Pup.

Florus: Both or none. Depends on my crazy dad’s mood.

Dennis: Sorry~. My mama can’t attend this week. She’s too busy running the Capitol black market and trading illegal magazines with Cardew’s mom-

Livia: You lying little shi-

Felix: How about you, Urban?

Urban: Same with Florus.

Felix: And the rest?

Io: Both will come as usual~.😎

Arachne: My pushover big brother will represent me as always.

Androcles: My mama and her camera crew-

Felix: Andie, we’ve talked about this issue before. Your mother can’t bring her camera crew to our PTA meetings again-

Androcles: They’ll pay everyone 20 bucks for a feature.

Festus: Free money?!

Coryo: Free money!!

Persephone: I love money!

Dennis: Oh, yes~. Mah money~.😏

Felix: Fine! But this is the last time-

Gaius: Class Pres, can my crazy grandmother attend for me?🥺

Felix: The one who fought and defeated the rebels with a giant toothpick?

Gaius: Pretty please?

Felix: Sure. She’s a war hero.

Palmyra: Can my unhinged mama and her delicious pies-

Felix: No. Next.

Hilarius: My father-

Felix: He’s banned. Next.

Hilarius: My mother-

Felix: She’s banned too. Next.

Vipsania: My gym instructor-

Felix: Nope. Next.

Lysistrata: My drug- I mean, medicine dealer?

Felix: For legal reasons, no. Next.

Iphigenia: The pizza delivery guy next door-

Felix: Not a parent. Next.

Domitia: My emotional support cow-

Felix: Too hairy. Next.

Apollo: My imaginary friends-

Felix: Not real. Next.

Diana: My cute stuffed animals.🥺

Felix: Sure. Why not.

Apollo: That’s not fair-

Felix: Next!

Coryo: I’ll bring my cousin Tigris. But if Highbottom’s drunk, I’ll summon the ghost of my gorgeous dead dad instead.

Sejanus: My Ma will represent!

Coryo: Will she bring food?🥺

Sejanus: Always, Babe. Always~.😘

Coryo: I might kiss you right now-

Lysistrata: Kiss him, Coryo! Kiss him!

Coryo: Not now, Lizzie!

Felix: How about you, Creed?

Festus: My whole family’s going.

Sejanus: The whole Creed Clan?!

Festus: Yup! Free food is free food.

Pup: Especially when Ma Plinth’s the one cooking it.🤤

Juno: Well, whatever, peasants. My royal daddy will represent for me as usual~.😌💅

Urban: Nobody asked you, Juno~.🙄

Juno: Suck a di-

Felix: How about you, Clemmie? Is your dad going too?

Clemensia: Depends~. If my mom wins their annual wrestling match, then she’ll be the one attending-

Vipsania: Wrestling match? What kind?

Clemensia: Do you truly want to know, Sickle?😏

Vipsania: Yes-

Felix: Nope. We don’t wanna know about that, Clemmie.

Persephone: Well, I think my old man-

Coryo: Wasn’t Nero Price banned from the school grounds last year?

Persephone: My dad was banned?!

Coryo: Yes.

Persephone: What for?!

Felix: Cannibalism allegations.

Persephone: That’s a lie-

Coryo: He literally almost bit off Highbottom’s foot when he found out about the Heavensbee Hall Flooding Incident.

Persephone: He did that to defend me!

Felix: He also bit Professor Click’s hand-

Persephone: He was hungry!😭

Coryo: And stole all of Ma Plinth’s ham sandwiches from her body bag.

Persephone: To be fair, my daddy thought that there was a literal dead body inside her bag-

Felix: Still banned. Next.

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soullessjack · 4 months

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jack in the first four episodes is so special to me bc he’s like. [doesn’t know what he is, doesn’t understand his powers] [starts hearing disembodied angry voices screaming at him and freaks the fuck out] “will you tell them that i’m sorry for throwing the sheriff into the vending machine I was only trying to push her away,” [“listening to the guys argue about whether or not he’s evil] I’m right here you know.” “are you mad at me for almost unleashing demonic monsters from hell? 🥺”

[horrified that he is not dead after miriam stabs him clean through his heart and then stabs himself 18 times to make the wound stay open] [stares at his reflection with a shredded bloody shirt] “are you mad at me for stabbing myself? 🥺 I KNOW IT WONT HURT ME AND IM FREAKED OUT BECAUSE WHAT THE HELL AM I. I CANT CONTROL WHATEVER THIS IS I WILL HURT SOMEONE AGAIN.”

“STOP FUCKING STARING ME I DON’T WANT TO DO THIS STUPID THING ANYMORE.” “Dean sees evil in me and wants to kill me and maybe he should, maybe I am evil because I can hurt people without even trying to but I can’t even move your stupid fucking pencil to help you. you think im good and my mom thought I was good too but she’s dead because of me. all I do is hurt people because I am evil.”

“no im not going on this case actually. fuck you guys, you don’t care about me you just want to use my power like Asmodeus. oh my god wait you miss your mom too? 🥺 you just want to save her? 🥺 okay fine I’ll help you and be nice now because i understand your pain.” [directly disobeys dean] “I’m just trying to help, I’m not bad, I’m just me.”

[completely breaking down in the arms of not-his-mom] “I’m so afraid of being a monster I just keep hurting people but i never mean to do it but it happens anyways I know you want me to be good and I want to be good but I don’t know if I can I just miss you so much”

#STOP BEING WEIRD ABOUT ME says extremely weird guy .#ouugghhhhggg OOUUUGGHHHG I MISS HIMMMMMMMM #rotating him in my skull #I NEED TO REWATCHHHHH IT #spn #jack kline #spn season 13 #sam winchester #dean winchester #he’s ssooooooooo he’s \+ sooo he’s SOOOOOO #I need to eat him #it’s the way he is Always ALWAYS vouching for himself that gets me like #IM RIGHT HERE IN THE ROOM DONT TALK ABOUT ME LIKE IM NOT HERE #hjkgngngnggbbbhccjgjgghbgbgfbdbfg

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alwayzraven · 1 year

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Kardeşlerim Ep 89

Tolga didn't see the video but Oglucan did. Tolga was actually looking at Emel’s hair because she had a confetti stuck in her hair I think 😂 Aybike told Berk that since it’s Elif’s first night at their house, they should go and see if she needs any help moving her stuff. They went to Berk's house and found Elif there. Aybike told Berk to help her with her bags but Elif refused. Aybike gave her number to Elif in case she needed to talk to her. Berk and Elif really can't stand each other but it seems that Elif likes Aybike because she is trying so hard to be nice and supportive. Later that night, Aybike told Asiye that she will tell Berk everything.

The next day, Oglucan told Susen that he saw the video of Leyla's accident. He asked Susen why they were fighting and Susen ofc couldn't tell him that it was because of Kadir's accident so she said it was because of Omer. Oglucan knows that Susen didn't push Leyla but he is afraid that Tolga will do something to Susen when he finds out that she was there when Leyla fell. Oglucan is angry at Susen for lying and saying that she didn't see anything. When Tolga asked him why he was crying, Oglucan pictured Tolga throwing Susen down the stairs. We all have that kind of friend, no?. Oglucan then told Susen that he didn't tell Tolga and proceeded to bully her the whole episode. It was more like blackmail as if he wanted her to tell everyone the truth or he’s going to make her life a living hell. Susen told Akif that they should tell everyone about Kadir’s accident and he said that it’s too late now. It is so infuriating how he keeps on manipulating her. Her parents don't live with her and basically don't care about her. She has no one to lean on and Akif is taking advantage of that. I hate seeing her tormented like this

Elif came to school. Aybike was going to tell Berk that she is his sister but after she saw the two of them fighting, she ended up not telling him. Elif of course joined our favorite class. She sat next to Susen and Sarp gave her a strange look so she might be paired with him and not Oglucan. Also, when he saw her defending Susen and calling everyone crazy he commented that she’s crazy but he likes her.

In the evening, Berk, Doruk and the Eren squad went to a park to watch the stars. Aybike was talking but Berk was sleeping and she thought he was listening to her and closed his eyes to enjoy the moment lol.

Then he kissed her 🥺

The last scene was the dean finding the tablets that the school recently got in Orhan’s locker. There is a janitor who doesn’t like Orhan so he teamed up with Sarp to frame him.

It wasn’t an eventful episode but this was expected after two good episodes.There was no teaser released. It seems that Berk and Elif’s relationship is getting worse and I wonder where the writers are going with this idea. They didn’t release a teaser so we’ll have to wait until next week as usual.

#kardeşlerim #kardeslerim #ayber #recap

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theangiediary · 1 year

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omg Angie that was exactly what i meant and i loved it! I also adore Lebanon's favourite "are they?aren't they?" couple and imagining samdean co-parenting is such a delight. "If the baby looked like Sam, Dean would have like 12 disorders" got a laugh but it's so true i don't know how he'd handle it. It's similarly what makes me also like the idea of Dean having to deal with a deaged Sam just to see how gobsmacked he'd be. (Also those mommy recs? For a friend? 👀)

1. Oh good I’m glad it resonated! Truly, Dean would be against those baby chest carriers until the little guy was born, and then he’d not only constantly be wearing him strapped in, he’d also have one arm wrapped around at all times. Also that baby would not have a nursery, Dean would put the crib in their bedroom so he could be as close as possible, sit on the rocking chair at night just staring (Sam gets it, at least enough not to press the issue).

2. About A Boy with deaged Sammy: they’d have to end the show right there! Dean would run off into the night with itty Sammy, let some other hunter deal with the missing people. (/hj, I don’t actually remember what their relationship was like prior to that ep, all I know is it was VERY funny to me that they had a solution to the mark but Sam was like 🥺 “I am not baby?? no more Big Bro? Unacceptable.”

3. Fic Recs

Haha, well! So many flavors... I’m throwing a huge mixed bag here, read what sounds interesting, skip what doesn’t.

Vice and Wish by thatsakitkat (incomplete, ABO A!Sam/O!Dean, 42k)

One of my all time favorites. It’s a little OOC, but Sam’s uh, canonical entitlement toward Dean/Dean’s body and resources is so so sexy. Cockblocking him, spending his money, joining him in Dean’s subconscious against Dean’s protests. Spn was allergic to having a consistent stance on souls, but if you largely view soulless!Sam as Sam without empathy, then.. Yeah. I think the Sam in this fic/universe is realistically ruthless in getting what he wants (a baby in Dean).

(Taste Every Fruit by the same author doesn’t have pregnancy, but is a lactation fic and uhh. Quite good.)

Nesting orphan_account (ABO A!John/O!Dean, 12k)

It’s been a minute since I read this, but I remember it being sweet, in a conservative fantasy way. Stanford era. Forced retirement. Small town. Also slightly OOC but like above, comes with the universe.

homebody by hellhoundsprey (ABO A!Jared/O!Jensen (background Jared/Ruth and Jensen/Tahmoh, 18k)

Listen, if you’re hesitant about rpf, this author writes it very much “vaguely inspired by the PR personsona of X”. People have been fantasizing about celebrities forever, heck, the SPN cast joke about rpf at cons.

Anyway. Great fic. Darling sex kitten/tease and “Trying to be good” dynamic.

Share the Spoils Ch 2 by vintagedean (Fem!Dean/Sam, 2k)

Recently published, Deanna finding out if she’s pregnant and what she and Sam can do if that’s the case. Pushy teen Sam, distracted Deanna. "John's looming shadow" deserves its own character tag.

the need to choose by deadlybride (Hal!Dean/Sam, 3k)

Canon (post s7) divergence. The author has this halman universe which is similar to ABO but not quite; Dean’s something like an omega but not ✨feminine 👧🌷. Still, one of the things that the author does is realistic sex descriptions/pretty explicit naming of body parts: Dean has a clit, cervix, etc. Explores what having a baby would mean for them, in the context of SPN’s vessel plotlines. Sad, longing, open ended.

They Think I'm Possessed by deandatsgay (Dean/John, Dean/Sam 27k)

No pregnancy; Dean raised as Sam’s mom (thus inclusion in this list). Dark, dirty bad wrong porn. I love it.

#fic recs #deanjohn #wincest #...i am perhaps realizing i read a lot of nipple play that doesn't necessarily mean mommy!dean #I have an early morning but i KNOW there's more out there that i'll should try to add at some point #for now #have fun nonnie ;)

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thigholstercas · 2 years

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The thing is Dean likes to listen to Bad Company every time he makes love. It sets the mood and atmosphere. He’s been dating Cas for over a year now and as much as Cas loves their intimate evenings or whenever they think Sam, Claire, Jack or Charlie is around Dean always plays the same tracks: Bad Company - She Brings Me Love, Bad Company - Ready for Love etc. However there is one night that goes differently

You should know that I'm not afraid

Woo hoo

Ooh...

I want you to stay

Dean…Dean please

*Dean continues kissing*

Say it Cas

Change….change the song

* Dean continues kissing, grabbing his phone and switching it to another bad company song* okay…okay…

I just, can we listen to something else? Maybe something not from….this band….

*Dean now facing Cas whose under him* bad company slaps.

It doesn’t slap when you play it a billion times DEAN.

Okay why don’t you pick a song - Dean grabs his phone and gives it to Cas

Okay what about this: cant fight this feeling by REO SPEEDWAGON starts playing. ‘It’s old but at least It’s one step closer to Dean playing other music than bad company, Cas thinks.

Later Cas and Dean create playlists for each other on for future intimate evenings.

This Drabble created when I realised that most of Dean’s songs that he makes love to in the earlier seasons are from bad company so I like to think he has a band that is his go to.

love this 🥺❤️

#asks.#destiel #i was sleepy and just wanting to read some sweet hc or drabble and this is the best

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armandgender · 2 years

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okay now that i finished the chapter after desperately floundering back to tumblr to send the ask about his mug. i am very conflicted. also too tired to make much sense or type a lot out so this is gonna be a little messy but

the lady at cas’ work likes him and they have to dance and dean kept the subscription going at the bunker and noah is gentle but not gentle and also deans favourite mug :/ knowing how attached i am to mugs added together with him not stepping down as soon as cas came back.. well. he should have known better >:/ also i do NOT like that dean’s husband is a reflection of john fucking winchester i SEE what you are doing del outdean i SEE IT and i don’t LIKE IT however i still think you’re doing it marvelously well

i really enjoy how good you are at tying chapters together and the different povs together esp when they both reference things (like the ikea subscriptions) from different angles and i love how the characters stay the same and how they’re both so accurate in my mind and how they’re serious and they’re also ridiculous and i think you squeezed my heart too hard with the panic attack phone call scene because now it’s all lumpy like play-doh.

OH ALSO the cowboy picture (literally listening to shoulda been a cowboy at this very second) (OH unrelated but my window is open and it smells like rain it’s so lovely) anyways THE COWBOY PICTURE there is no keysmash or set of emojis that can sum up my emotions right now. he has it on his phone. he printed it out. he wondered where it went :(( HE! GAVE IT! TO CAS!!!!! holy shit…….. God… the feelings hit me again. oughagwghagghu

(also glaring suspiciously at noah for the picture disappearing and showing up in the give away boxes…)

anyways del i apologize for lack of coherency just know i am 😵‍💫🫣😭😔😵‍💫😵‍💫‼️😳🥺✨🫶🫣😵‍💫😵‍💫‼️✨‼️‼️😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😭😭🥺🥺😔🫣‼️‼️‼️✨✨😵‍💫😭🫶🤍 about your writing and this chapter was delightful despite the pain MWAH i hope you have a lovely day

the only thing I can for SURE confirm is that Noah didn’t break or move the picture, otherwise he would know what Cas looks like and would have recognized him when she showed up at the door

Also I hope u have a lovely day too :^)

#d.ask #rwylm spoilers

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queen-of-fxcking-everything · 11 days

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now that I have fully had some time to sit with TTPD album I need to provide my unsolicited thoughts on some of my personal favourites ((:

okay so

1: fortnight

love this song, especially the line “your wife waters flowers, I wanna kill her” like oof that hits hard🥴 I mean I feel personally called out with that line tbh bc if that ain’t me🤧🥲

2: TTPD

lovvvve this one!!! so!!! much!! & it is honestly and truly dedicated to one of my failed relationships ✨✨

3: my boy only breaks his favourite toys

another love😭😭 this one quite literally describes my most recent breakup so perfectly - like “stole my tortured heart, left all these broken parts” I feel SEEN

4: down bad

OKAY I REALLLY LOVE THIS ONE - LIKE DOWN BAD CRYING AT THE GYM ??? GIRL YOU’RE LITERALLY WRITING SONGS ABOUT THINGS THAT I DO AT THIS POINT🤧🤧 another one that encapsulates high school feelings I had once experienced so vividly 🥲

5: but daddy I love him

another perfect song - yeah this one brings me waaaaayyyy back to high school where I thought I knew everything about everyone & my relationship at the time. turns out I knew nothing & it absolutely did not work out like the song does lol but that’s okay ((: we learn (((:

6: who’s afraid of little old me?

lyrical masterpiece- “leap through the gallows & levitate down your street” this is me🫡

7: I can fix him (no really I can)

I didn’t love this one at first tbh BUT the more I listened, the more I was like “wait hold up this is actually me” - like not me thinking I can fix every single guy I’ve ever liked/every relationship 🥲🥲🤧🤧 then realizing woah maybe I can’t lololol (this happens every. single. time.)

8: loml

this one. wow okay I can’t fully describe how much I love this one. like I cried in the car listening to it & that’s saying a lot because I never cry to music (hardly ever). this one goes out to a very special someone that I no longer know - I know I will alllways have a special place in my heart for them💜

9: I can do it with a broken heart

this one takes me back to my university days - where I was absolutely shattered from a messy breakup, yet still managed to finish university and teachers collage with some of the highest grades (like dean’s honour list level) & manage to be part of tons of extra curricular activities, take on leadership roles & work out/do yoga consistently while also managing friendships/social events 🥲🥲 I still don’t know how I got out of uni alive tbh BUT WE DID IT & WE DID IT WITH A BROKEN HEART HECK YEAH

10: the smallest man who ever lived

yeah so uh honestly .. I’m pretty sure taylor literally wrote this song about my ex🫡 the description fits so well (it’s actually scary kinda) - she might as well have just name dropped him at this point. I am so grateful that she put to words some of the things I wish I could’ve screamed at this person bc like wow🥲

11: the black dog

so good. so emotional. very similar vibes as the smallest man who ever lived. taylor really got my ex SPOT on. I’m living for these emotional tracks.

12: I look in people’s windows & the prophecy

I love these ones so much. they really describe my absolute hopeless romantic antics ✨🫡

13: the manuscript

another perfect emotional track to cry & scream to😭🥺 “the story isn’t mine anymore” - I just cannot okay bye

anyways I will be continuing to listen to only this album until further notice. thank you goodbye & have a nice day ((:

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etherealnoir · 2 years

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Alex turner 🥺

Ok but which era of Alex? Bri’ish Lad!Alex? American Greaser!Alex? Or Drunk Lounge Singer!Alex?

The Tumblr girlies (me included) would argue that Alex peaked during the AM era.

In hindsight, though, he was kind of…silly during the AM era. He was cool, and he knew he was cool, but he was playing it up so much. It’s like he was living out his James Dean Fantasy in 2013

Someone said that the majority of songs on AM are just various versions of Alex being like “Yo baby yo baby yo” to a guitar riff. I agree. But it slaps. I think I’m also blinded by nostalgia, because this truly was an AMAZING period of time for this band. Sonically and aesthetically. I wish I could listen to AM for the first time all over again.

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Yikes, I Don’t See The Appeal || Not My Type || He’s Alright || I See The Appeal But I’m Different™ || Cute But On Alternating Wednesdays || He Has A Kind Face And That’s Good Enough || Pretty || Gorgeous || I— I Love? We Don’t Deserve Him.

#najas asks

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dollwritesarchive · 2 years

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okay so whilst you were sharing your dane rot this morning. i had a thOt.

how would ✨️ sex ✨️ go with each of his characters (you've watched films of so far)

okay so I’ve omitted James Dean and Lucien Carr for obvious reasons! these are in order of newest to oldest after harry 💕 also writing this on his birthday so happy birthday dane 🥺 any not mentioned will be in part 2 !

ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴀɴᴇ ᴅᴇʜᴀᴀɴ’ꜱ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪɴ ʙᴇᴅ.

fandom dane dehaan / masterlist coming soon

featuring harry osborn x reader, carl e. x reader, chris lynwood x reader, billy bonney x reader, major valerian x reader, jan van loos x reader, lockhart x reader, zach orfman x reader, jason glanton x reader, cricket pate x reader

rating none of my work is meant to be viewed by minors (anyone under the age of eighteen), and i will happily block any that interact with my posts or my blog.

content warning all smut, varying kinks, carl e’s section is dark (warnings attached), all characters including the reader is 18+

word count n.a / headcanons and concepts

attention do not repost or translate, even with ‘credit’. just don’t do it. reblog instead of like. leave feedback if you enjoyed.

𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕤𝕓𝕠𝕣𝕟 ( 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕒𝕞𝕒𝕫𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕟 𝟚 )

rough. he’s so rough.

loves getting head but won’t give it. head pusher / face fucker. loves it sloppy, wants to see you drool and cry.

makes you call him “sir” and “mr. osborn”

loves it when you beg, and has to gag you when he punishes you because the second you start to whine and beg him to fuck you, he gives in.

fucks you against the window in his office and chokes you from behind.

“You just take it so good, fucktoy. I want all of New York to see how talented you are.” and “Anyone who sees you like this, cockdrunk with your tits pressed to the glass, is going to envy me. I get to fuck you senseless and show everyone just how much of a whore you are for me.”

FREE. USE. he can and will use you anytime, anywhere.

degrading; not afraid to remind you that you were made to take his cock and that’s what you’re good at.

“You’re sir’s little set of holes, aren’t you? His needy, little cumslut. Say it.”

doesn’t use condoms, but insists you take birth control.

doesn’t hesitate to wrap his belt or his tie around your throat.

likes to watch your eyes go glassy once you’ve cum so many times you’ve lost count.

always cums inside you.

he’s bad at aftercare, but he’ll let you sit on his dick while you come down, which is when you hook your arms and legs around him and rest your head on his chest. (he loves this, but will never admit it)

𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕝 𝕖. ( 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣 )

HEAVY NONCON AND ABUSE WARNING. Skip to the next character if that makes you uncomfortable.

it’s never consensual.

he likes to play with knives.

carves his name into your skin and makes you lick your blood off the blade.

will finger fuck you while you’re driving, and mock you for swerving.

“Ooh, eyes on the road, sweetheart! We wouldn’t want to have an accident, would we?” and “Stupid cunt, can’t even focus when I get my fingers in that hole, can you? You’re shaking and cumming all over my hand, so fucking pathetic.”

drags you by your hair.

“You’re not a good enough girl to suck my cock. You’ve got to earn it. Good girls stay quiet.”

puts a pillow over your face when you cry and puts his whole weight into it.

screams at you for moaning/whimpering/crying.

“SHUT UP. How am I supposed to enjoy myself when I have to listen to your fucking bitching? You’re so fucking shrill, I know it doesn’t hurt that much.”

his thrusts are fast and hard, you feel like he’s crumpling you into a crushed soda can by the end of it.

LOVES anal.

slaps and punches your breasts until your begging for him to stop.

he’s big into watersports.

pulls out to cum on your feet.

aftercare? what aftercare?

𝕔𝕙𝕣𝕚𝕤 𝕝𝕪𝕟𝕨𝕠𝕠𝕕 ( 𝕫𝕖𝕣𝕠𝕫𝕖𝕣𝕠𝕫𝕖𝕣𝕠 )

pines quietly for you for so long you think he’s not interested.

panty. sniffer.

you catch him jerking himself off and moaning your name.

he’s so touch starved.

you’ll have to be patient, and calm him down when he gets frustrated or starts thinking he’s not performing well.

tell him he’s doing so good and moan loud for him and he’ll go crazy.

likes his hair pulled when you ride him.

can’t really dirty talk. you’ll get a lot of, “Yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck, yes.” and “Holy shit!”

quick shooter and embarrassed about it.

he pulls out just in time to splatter all over your stomach.

“Shit, I’m sorry I’m fucking— fucking useless.”

eager to help you finish, insists on any way he can.

he needs so much aftercare.

roll him a blunt and let him know you liked it, tell him he’s a good boy, kiss him a lot.

𝕓𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕪 “𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕜𝕚𝕕” 𝕓𝕠𝕟𝕟𝕖𝕪 ( 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕜𝕚𝕕 )

so fun!

such a switch.

loves when you tie him to the bed posts and use him.

“You got me, whodathunk? Sweet, little thing like you got The Kid under your thumb. Whatcha gonna do to me, huh? Gonna ride me? Gonna use my prick to treat yourself real good?”

makes you laugh the whole time.

he lets you wear his cowboy hat when you ride him.

thinks it’s a hoot when you grab his pistol from the holster and point it at him during.

“Easy now, pretty girl. That ain’t no toy, it’s a loaded man killer. Better be careful.”

the second you cum, he’s pulling himself free of the restraints and flipping you on to your stomach to go again.

“What, you think we were done? I skin out at dawn, I’m gonna use all this time we got lovin’ you.”

lays his whole body on your back and fucks you slow and deep until you’re a babbling mess.

kisses your cheek and moans, SO LOUD, in your ear.

“You look so damn pretty when you’re takin’ me just like that.”

has a breeding kink but will never admit it.

cums inside you in hopes to get you pregnant so he has a reason to stay with you.

cooks juicy steaks for you while you clean up.

𝕞𝕒𝕛𝕠𝕣 𝕧𝕒𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕒𝕟 ( 𝕧𝕒𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕒𝕟 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕚𝕥𝕪 𝕠𝕗 𝕒 𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕥𝕤 )

he’s a love maker

will slip it in while he’s spooning you.

he loves to see your eyelids flutter when his hips start to rock against you.

cradles your face and keeps it turned in his direction so he can watch the pleasure contort your countenance.

moans out loud when you call him “major”

so. much. praise.

“You feel so good, just like heaven.”

“Let me hear you, angel, cry out for me. I want to hear how good it feels.”

“Do you feel me, deep in your pretty, little tummy? Throbbing? That’s what you do to me, angel. I don’t ever want to pull out.”

runs his fingers through your hair, pets it back away from your face.

“Don’t close those pretty eyes, watch me love you.”

he uses protection, like a responsible gentleman.

“You know I’ll always take care of you, angel. Trust me.”

will flip you on your belly and eat it from the back when you’re close, stroking himself silly to a symphony of sordid moaning.

“Cum for me, angel, let go. Let me taste all you got for me.”

laps it up like the man’s been in a drought.

will hold you all night.

makes you feel safe and loved.

𝕛𝕒𝕟 𝕧𝕒𝕟 𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕤 ( 𝕥𝕦𝕝��𝕡 𝕗𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 )

needy.

his hands shake when he’s unlacing your corset.

doesn’t even have the patience to fully undress before he’s pulling you on to the floor with him.

presses every inch of himself against you, resting his forehead against yours, and takes you right there.

he calls you “my muse” and “little goddess”

“You’re beautiful.” and, “I could watch you like this all day. Whimpering and squirming, just like this. Look at me, yes.”

he’ll keep his mouth on yours, even when his jaw is slack and all he can do is moan your name and pant into your mouth and babble about how much he loves you.

slows his pace when you’re close, rutting deep into the same spot until you’ve tears of pure ecstasy in your eyes and you grip his biceps and plead, “Right there, Jan, please!”

he holds your hands when you cum, pressing the backs of them against the floor, and steals kisses and your breath from you as your back arches off the floor.

“I love you. I’m in love with you, little goddess.”

king of aftercare

baths with Jan after passionate lovemaking where he holds you close to his chest.

he’ll wash your hair and then brush it once you’re lying on your stomach on his bed.

you wake up to him on the floor in front of you, painting your visage as you sleep, nude and splayed upon his bed.

𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕥 ( 𝕒 𝕔𝕦𝕣𝕖 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕨𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕤 )

has commitment issues, but treats you like a stress reliever.

always working, so it takes begging to get him in bed.

wants to be called daddy and sir.

prefers to get head instead of give it.

thinks he’s Christian Grey.

always wears a condom.

buys you gaudy jewelry and expensive lingerie to wear while he fucks you. he rips the lingerie only to coo, “I’ll buy you something nicer.”

doesn’t really dirty talk, but he’s a loud moaner.

“Moan my name again, baby, yeah….”

shallow, rhythmic thrusting.

he will get a business call before you’re done. he stops, without fail, to answer. he looks at you bemused every time you jump at the chance to suck him off while he’s on the phone.

“Dirty fucking girl, huh? So impatient, can’t even wait until daddy’s off the phone?”

will pull out if you ask, to cum on your face.

not the best at aftercare, but will let you stay over and cuddle him while he types away on his laptop.

𝕫𝕒𝕔𝕙 𝕠𝕣𝕗𝕞𝕒𝕟 ( 𝕝𝕚𝕗𝕖 𝕒𝕗𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕥𝕙 )

the phone sex expert.

very vanilla.

massive sub, but you have to be gentle with him.

will beg you before he cums.

LOVES TOYS.

he will let you peg him whenever you’ve had a bad day.

tells you that he’s obsessed with you (and means it)

he will sext you while he’s at dinner with his parents, and send you videos of him touching himself under the table.

you make him work for it, and he’s a whiner.

“Please let me fuck you, baby, please. I need it so bad. Look at me! I’m about to explode! Fuck, I just need you so bad…”

only uses condoms if you make him

wants to take pictures / videos to watch when he’s alone.

whimpers your name when he cums.

he’s BIG into aftercare.

will bust out the guitar and serenade you to sleep.

𝕛𝕒𝕤𝕠𝕟 𝕘𝕝𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕠𝕟 ( 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕔𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕪𝕠𝕟𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤 )

why does he only call you when he’s high?

you’re his safe haven.

you wake up to him climbing into bed with you in the middle of the night.

“I just needed to feel you.”

“Can I fuck you back to sleep?”

his kisses taste like smoke and booze.

you’ll have to remind him to put the condom on

wants you facing him, legs hooked on his hips.

sucks your neck when he fucks you.

deep, lazy strokes and muffled grunting into your neck.

he likes that you hold on to his hair.

doesn’t moan too loud, and doesn’t do a lot of dirty talking. he’d rather listen to the sounds you’re making.

he interlaces his fingers against the small of your back so he can push your body into his rutting.

ragged breathing in your ear.

he will slip one hand between your bodies and play with your clit while he rocks against you, but you put your hand over his and teach him how to strum you until you’re the first to come undone.

he closes his eyes and whispers your name when he cums.

is probably already asleep by the time you come back after washing up.

you have to just curl up beside him and drift off, yourself.

𝕔𝕣𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕥 𝕡𝕒𝕥𝕖 ( 𝕝𝕒𝕨𝕝𝕖𝕤𝕤 )

so giddy!!

blushes when he sees you naked.

“Oh! I didn’t mean to stare or nothin’, I just ain’t never seen a sight prettier than you.”

“Can I… can I kiss you?”

you have to put his hands on you, otherwise he’ll be too timid to touch.

he can’t stop giggling

you’re his first

he stares up into your eyes when you ride him

shy about moaning and dirty talk at first, but if you give him a little praise, he starts to get into it.

“Keep ridin’, just like that, mhm. I needed this.”

“Don’t stop. Please, please, it feels so good.”

“You’re so damn cute right now, I love the way you look when you bounce on my cock!”

cums quick, but recoups quick.

he’s ready to go again in just a few minutes.

he’ll laugh, bashful, when he’s hard again and say, “Sorry, darlin’… I don’t think one time was enough. Can we do it again?”

he won’t want to stop until the both of you are completely fucked out and laying on the floor, a couple of moaning, panting messes.

he doesn’t realize that he’s actually one of the best at aftercare.

will tuck you into bed and shower you with kisses.

he stares at you in awe while you’re sleeping— wondering how he ever got so lucky.

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ongaku-ato-kakikomi · 3 years

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Are you still taking requests? If so can you write anything w dean forester 🥺🥺🥺 like maybe him reading to the reader in a picnic idk lol 🥺🥺

(A/N): This is such an adorable request! I’m glad to be writing some fluff for Dean; he’s such a sweetheart when it comes to romantic things. I hope you’ll enjoy reading this, hun <3

“He knew that when he kissed this girl, and forever wed his unutterable visions to her perishable breath, his mind would never rump again like the mind of God.”

You finish taking a bite of one of the sandwiches Dean meticulously prepared for your picnic date, your eyes filled with pure love as you look at him sitting across from you. You could feel your heart flutter with each word pouring out from between his lips, his eyes glued to one of the books you’ve recently lent him to read. You knew he wasn’t an avid reader, but he wanted to try to understand your love for passionate stories... and the fact that he’s reading a few passages to you on such a beautiful sunny day makes your entire soul melt.

“So he waited, listening for a moment longer to the tuning-fork that had been struck upon a star.” He gently turns the page over, his eyes carefully taking in each word he sees on the paper. “At his lips’ touch she blossomed for him like a flower and the incarnation was complete.”

You give out a chuckle, interrupting him in the middle of his reading. He turns his brown eyes towards you, his pupils soon being filled with love as he gives out a small smile.

“What?” It’s his turn to chuckle, the boy slowly closing the book. “Am I that bad?”

“No, you’re great, actually.” You reach out to hold one of his hands, giving him a wide grin. “You’re a great reader.”

“Not as great as you.” He puts the book down on the blanket next to him, his face slowly approaching yours. “Do you like the date?”

“I love it.” You take him by surprise by quickly pecking his lips with yours, your grin stretching onto your cheeks. “I never want it to end.”

“Good.” He chuckles nervously, his hand squeezing yours as he looks into your eyes with hesitance. “I... I have something to tell you.”

You tilt your head at him with curiosity. “What is it?”

His smile slightly widens, though you can see the fear settling in his eyes. He opens and closes his mouth a few times, but no words manage to come out. You give him a worried look, your free hand rapidly grabbing his other one.

“Dean?” You try to make him look into your eyes, suddenly thinking of all the horrible things he could say in this moment. “What’s going on?-”

“I love you.” He breathes out those words loudly, looking straight into your eyes. “I... I love you so much.”

You stare at him in shock, having not expected him to say those words to you. You can see the fear still settled on his expression, though it is deeply mixed with all the love and adoration he has for you.

“I...” He gets worried when you stay silent, remembering how you might be rejecting him in this moment. “Do you not love me back?-”

“I love you too.” You free one of your hands to gently cup his cheek, your heart warming up with all the love you have for him as you give him the sweetest smile you’ve ever given him. “More than anything.”

His shoulders relax in relief, Dean letting himself melt into your touch. He gently grabs your hand holding his cheek and slowly kisses the back of your palm, the simple action making your face flush red.

“I’m glad.” He smiles warmly at you. “‘Cause I don’t want to let you go... ever.”

You chuckle, approaching your face to his even more. “Who said I want you to let me go?”

He answers your question by pushing his lips against yours for a tender kiss, his hands soon holding your head as gently as he possibly can. You can’t help but smile into the kiss, feeling every single inch of your being melting from the love you’re sharing.

You’ll never forget this date.

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ao3gingerswag · 2 years

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adding on to @ao3time 's ask about sam being punished (who btw is a v v good author I already had multiple of their series bookmarked and didn't even realise so im totally gonna hype them up very awesome), I think cas actually trying to punish/be an authoritative figure towards sam would be quite the journey in itself. bc like thinking about it he himself is barely if at all an adult, and moreover his only experience of authority is *his* father, which is its own kettle of fish what with cas's autism and the general stresses of being a single parent with that kind of job (speaking of, tangent, what's the back story on cas's mother if you've thought of one?), so basically poor cas is probably very stressed with trying to figure out how to deal with sam while also trying to not upset dean and everything's a big mess. maybe sends sam to the room like his dad did for him as a good thing to help him with his sensory overload? so then when he comes and finds sam has disappeared probably leads to a lot of guilt/angst as he worries he's not capable enough to deal with others emotions :'( poor cas

also another little side note ASKS ABOUT KYIS ARE WELCOMED??? cos boy oh boy has that fic taken up enough brain space and hours of my life for me to have far and away enough thoughts to probably right a whole other fic in itself. I havent sent any before bc I wasn't sure if you wanted to focus on it rather than wander home and didn't want to add more things to your already crowded head, but rest assured I have asks in the plenty!

Ok @hooomdooom 1. Asks about KYIS are ABSOLUTELY welcome!!! I love Wander Home but truth is KYIS will always be my pride and joy 😭❤️ that was the manifesto I think had been developing inside me since I was like 10 and idk if I’ll ever be more proud of anything else I create in my life. I’m honestly more proud of completing that fic then getting my masters degree 😭😭

2. My idea/backstory about Cas’s mom is not super developed, but I think I implied somewhere in one of the fics that she up and dipped when she realized that Something Was Wrong with her kid 😭 and that Cas’s dad always told Cas she died in childbirth but he kind of knows that that’s not true bc he was old enough to sooort of remember what happened (like 4 or something)

3. I Agree about what ur saying about cas being an authority figure I mean he’s like. Only 6 years older than Sam so. He’s really like another older brother and even that just barely. And honestly for the most part I think Sam just listens to dean. Like he’s very compulsively defiant but I think for the most part he very much does listen to dean bc he knows dean loves him so if Dean says don’t go near the big stream by yourself he doesn’t go near the big stream by himself. EVEN if he thinks dean is being ridiculous and he’s not gonna somehow fall in. Like….he doesn’t want to give Dean more to worry about so he listens. And He loves dean very much. 🥺🥺 I think really the only things he didn’t listen to dean about were like things about DEANs safety and happiness. Like. Dean would be like sam Do Not pickpocket the creepy men who come into the inn to try to give me more money to meet Johns Requirements! And Sam would be like uuuuh request denied. But now he doesn’t have to worry about stuff like that really so he doesn’t HAVE to disobey dean to like try to get him food and stuff. So him listening is not actually much of an issue anymore.

I think the only time something would happen where cas would have to intervene would be 1. If Dean were not around for some reason or 2. If Sam had some sort of meltdown and started shouting at dean 😭 which tbh I can see happening he’s a very traumatized disturbed little kid he’s bound to crack up once and a while. But Dean would just cry instead of standing up for himself like a regular kid so cas would have to be like Sam!!! Go To Your Room!!! And Sam would storm off and maybe go or maybe not and THAT would be a whole thing. But yes. These r my thoughts. I have a lot of them.

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caribbean-ace · 3 years

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Avoiding spoilers like the plage (as usual but at least i got to see the episode later on Thursday) another week rolls by and it means it’s time for our favorite firefighters and of course Station 19 5x02 as usual spoilers ahead:

1. Okay so it starts very steamy, i know Theo is a good guy and Vic is amazing but i haven’t feel the sparkle yet + lmao so everyone’s having sex on the opening scene or what? + BRUH I JUST LOST MY TONGUE Maya being a top? You’d love to see it + lmao they are so cute but god that shot of Maya being on top? I won’t be able to sleep + Carina gurl stop itt😩😍 + poor Andy she can’t take it anymore😂😂😂 it’s been way too long listening to those two boning all the time + same sis same, i’d be on the verge of tears + lmao Andy and Jack texting + good to know their sex life is strong as ever (i could never)

2. Dean is amazing and he deserves good things🥺 + Pru is so cute😍 + oh come on Sullivan you made a mistake but you KNOW Andy left you for what you did to Maya🙄 + lmao that was awkward + Deluca - Bishop sounds good + bro they discussing kids already? Isn’t it too soon? But you know i know nothing about relationships + i’m in love with Maya i can’t even + poor Dean + Vic gets to brag tho + that’s rough damn but he knew it was coming + i love how Andy doesn’t bother in doing her hair anymore + i’d love to punch the new captain in the face + Travis is baby + lmao Jack trying to bond😂

3. My children in action yessss + Emmett is so cute + Maya is so technical about stuff lol not so subtle at all + he’s gonna get them killed christ + this is bad + this is bad x2 + Maya and Ben bonding? I’m here for it yes give it to me + do not hurt my baby Montgomery i swear + Vic is amazing, she’s so good with people + oh no, oh no this is so bad + this Captain seems to be wanting to literally get them killed + bro that the fuck he’s so rude + poor Andy her roommates are banging like daily and she’s jusy listening there

4. Oh this is bad everyone’s down and the captain + poor kid :( i can’t imagine how hard it must be + wait he literally left them there? + oh now she has to forgive him because he saved her + lmao Jack😂😂😂😂 + it’s so hard people can’t get help they need, there are real heroes out there + i totally understand maya, it’s terrifying to bring a child into this chaotic world + drag him Andy! Go girl! I’m glad Theo has her back + are they fighting for it? Or is it sealed? I guess we’ll have to wait + lmao Carina and her idioms + i’m scared they won’t make it + oh no ohhhhh noooo she didn’t tell her + my poor Maya :( + i love them so much it hurts PLEASE DON’T BREAK THEM I SWEAR + what if they adopt? :( + lmao Jack what the hell😂 + please don’t sleep with him geez + ANDY HERRERA WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? + i’m afraid Sullivan is gonna screw things up + okay but she’s so hot it’s hard to resist so i get it + good for you Sullivan you did the right thing? + okay but where was Maya? I hope she didn’t have sex with Carina to avoid the fight.

Whew so much happening on the episode, sex scenes in the opening always spice things up so that was fun lol + i knew something like this would happen down the road with Maya and Carina since Maya did voiced out the fact that she wasn’t sure she wanted kids (i really hope she goes to therapy) + Andy once again falling to an old habit, hopefully it doesn’t cost her friendship with Maya + i get it, now we have to love Sullivan *sighs* + i love how Miller, Hughes and Dixon are saving the world and they are so cute together, let’s see what brings the next season.

Bonus: how did Maya managed to avoid Carina knowing what happened? It seems in Grey’s news travels fast so i’m wondering how she didn’t know lol

Edit: to people that have sex, how often do you have sex with your clothes on with your partner? Lol that seems quite unrealistic (i know not all cases are the same and there might be folks out there that might keep their clothes on for whatever reason which is valid but you know what i mean) i’m not saying get them naked but it’s like seriously?

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