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Can you do rimming between Reader and BC!Simon, where reader is rimming simon and simon farts in her mouth. but the fart was actually a shart and it was so hot and the shart actually impregnated the reader with little shart babies. i need the babies to be brown and wiggly and then they have a shart house and a shart car that bc!simon made!!
tyy!
#asks#my first weird anon!! yippie#does this mean im famous?#you had me in the first half ngl#im curious what bc!simon means#what does it stand for#hmm..
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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NICEEEEEEEEEE
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can you imagine being a little twee simon and garfunkel fan in the late 60s and then buying your new vinyl at the record store and hearing mrs. robinson for the first time in your own home. i would’ve fallen over backwards
#i don't know if i've ever mentioned this--and i dont even remember why this is the case--but mrs. robinson was one of the first songs#that i ever knew in this lifetime. like. when youre a little tiny baby and youre barely aware what music is#and you know the words to the chorus of at most like 15 songs. mrs. robinson was one of those songs and i dont remember why or how#probably my father? he's also the reason that i knew the beatles when i was that young too#he also played a lot of bob marley and elvis. we used to have little dance parties in the living room after watching shrek every night#where he'd play his music. but i cant think mrs. robinson was one of those songs? its NOT a dance song#(i can try though. you cant stop me)#text post#simon and garfunkel#but yes this also does mean allstar by smash mouth was also one of those first primordial songs on my consciousness#mrs. robinson really though is such a beautiful and clever song im never gonna be over it#simon and garfunkel is one of those few bands where their most famous song arguably deserves that status in their discography#altho that did get a little different after i watched the graduate as a teenager lol#but the song. didn't slap any less naturally. it just had a new association#also fun fact i don't know at what age i learned that mrs. robinson was by simon and garfunkel#at least until i was like 10 i thought it was by the beatles?
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rori sent this screenshot to our server
and i need you to know that they are always doing this and no one has ever described it this perfectly. Hayes code era gay sex... your mind elli
what can I say I have a way with words~
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Santino appreciation post ‼️‼️‼️
I'll post some of my favorite pics of him (my silly screenshots) and why I love those pics
He looks fucking beautiful here
How he was happy to see the dog and petted him
He looks so fucking cool
He can use a GRENADE LAUNCHER
The way he said "How exciting"
This little smirk
This pose and just... him in this scene overall
Something so wild and hot and makes me wanna go feral about this pic
Gonna make another part of this
#santino d’antonio#santino d'antonio#john wick chapter 2#riccardo scamarcio#santino appreciation post#GIVE HIM LOVE OMG#im dead serious give him love#Look at my italian silly#btw i see you little sneaks using my screenshots#i think i saw few on his Wikipedia page BAHSHSH does it mean im famous with him??#yeah im carrying his screenshots and content give me a little credit <3#i dont mind it that much bc is you guys and it means yall actually like him :p
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i bet you think about me is so regulily fr
#like.. specifically thinking about a famous singer!lily au where her and regulus used to date#but he broke up with her as she got more popular as his family found out about it and he was too scared about getting disowned and stuff#so he listened to his parents and broke up with her and mentally tried to make himself distanced so he would actually be able to do it#and then lily writes the song about him#i mean tbh it also works with just. usual them. like them dating in school but his parents make him bw a deatheater#so he breaks up with her before even telling her about it because he knows she'd break up with him as soon as he does#like. “you grew up in a silver spoon gated community.. i was raised on a farm. no it wasn't a mansion.”#“reality crept it. you said we're too different”#“i don't have to be a shrink to know you'll never be happy. and i bet you think about me.”#“oh block it all out. the voices so loud saying why did you let her go?”#“chasing make believe status. last time you felt free was when none of that shit mattered cause you were with me.”#“it turns out im harder to forget than i was to leave. yeah i bet you think about me.”#SO THEM FR FR#I PROMISE YOU ALL!!!#marauders era#marauders#regulily#lily evans#regulus black
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“so sad being a harry potter fan/jkr stan and a transphobe pick a struggle” ok but how’s it a struggle? ?? because weird losers i don’t know will try to bully me on the internet ??? y’all are just smug because you were nobody in high school and now you feel like you win at life because you have internet clout from tweens and perverted adult men plus the duds who jumped on the bandwagon because they have zero values and beliefs of their own …. like stop projecting i promise no one gives a fuck that you’re “different” it’s still annoying and your green shaved head and mushroom tattoo aren’t punk or even really that cool at all….get a grip fr …anyways i’m gonna struggle by A) being objectively right and B) enjoying my childish stories that have no shortage of material (and more on the way!) to keep me entertained
#feminism#jk rowling#harry potter#this applies to everyone#males and females#gay or not#trans identified or not#like so much if this movement is deadass made up of people who were unpopular in high school. and now they get off on being internet famous#and i was a huge loser in high school too so this isn’t some stance on social hierarchy#it’s just the kids who never got over not being cool when it actually meant something#so they’re trying to make it mean something now#and the saddest thing is that you’re still losers#and the biggest tell is that followers will always remain neutral#favouring the side of the cool people#hence the male he amount of silent so called allies#they’re gonna switch sides when this one goes under i’m afraid#anyways like it’s always the people who want attention who are the worst about this stuff#like i’m a huge harry potter fan. i was not popular in high school. people barely knew who i was#that is not something that was cool in the 2010s#but i’m still a fan and i’m not ashamed of that because i’m not just gonna flop on my interests and principles#and i’m not gonna let some weirdo who probably does actual weird shit make me feel bad about like one of the most beloved book franchises#of all time#when they were prob the types of weirdos having orgies under the stairs and grooming eachother and speaking japanese they learned from anime#anyways. i don’t know im just rambling im mad and tired and all seething and i want to bully someone about it
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god your headcanons are incredibly and morbidly inaccurate
...love you too ig lmao XD
#guys i got anon hate does that mean im famous XD#my headcanons are just south park if the guys' mental healths were realistic in reference to the stuff that happens idk#i like them who cares XD#matt and trey made those blorbos and im doing my duty of fucking them up :3#rly who cares as long as im having fun? cuz i dont lmaooo#and if u dont like it ur free to block me :p#there's some ppl who hc stuff i dont like and i dont send them anon asks tho...#skill issue (on ur side obv)#ur also not the 1st person who calls me morbid- so im taking that part as a compliment :3
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@charismakat IJDHNWEKJBEW TY FOR REBLOGGING MY POST????
i may not know how this site works very well, but DAMMIT i just had to thank you idk 😭💗
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when vil said "don't look at me with those eyes" then went "ill just make everyone else uglier"immediately after. i felt that
#i feel like its kind of a rite of passage as a cater kinnie ( ? ) to question whether i also kin vil or just feel kinship#yk??? cuz being in the public eye does things to you#ESPECIALLY when youre raised within public view#and i mean im not FAMOUS by any means but within my states cosplay community i have somewhat of a name ( more of a face really )#and even if people don't outwardly compare you to others you know it happens#and when you already feel inadequate it just piles up#and even tho i do what i do is to fulfill my OWN sense of beauty i cant help but compare myself to 'real women' or 'real men'#and it gets to a point where you're like. fuck this i cant take it. if im ugly what are *you*?#anyways i think hes just a big comfort for me. really pulls at my heart but doesnt fuse with it yk#twisted wonderland#twst#book 5 spoilers
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see on one hand i COULD totally make trock but the only thing is. im worried about like. would anybody actually listen to it. like thats the difference w/ blaseball, the fan music scene was so excellent and popular that like i knew that if i made stuff and shared it people WOULD 100% listen and have nice things to say. and in general making and sharing ur music does NOT feel that way outside of communities that are really FOR that... and like its one thing to write my own songs for me bc thats not so much a choice as it is a requirement for my mental health in a very human "desire to create art" way. so in this regard its entirely another thing to write fan music... thats me contributing to a space, as opposed to my own "for me" songs that are just my way of processing my own emotions.
#ari opinion hour#like i dont need to PROCESS about fan stuff... i already do that by talking about it w/ other fans#does all this make sense?#music in blaseball gets treated like fic/art in other fan spaces#music in other spaces gets treated like... fic in blaseball tbh#which sucks for musicians in non-blaseball fan spaces (and OBVIOUSLY fic writers in blaseball)#id make trock if dr who fan spaces treated fan music like blaseball fans did#this isnt just a dr who fans problem btw dr who fans are def better than 99% of other fan spaces! this is a general problem for musicians#ive tried to share music with friends and just sort of been ignored on a few occasions & it SUCKS and is extremely demoralizing#& its bc we have preconceptions in todays society that if someone isnt famous then their music like. isnt good? which is COMPLETELY NOT TRU#like it honestly couldnt be further from the truth#and it means less people are going to SEEK OUT music / songwriting as a form of expression#now me its my whole career! so IM not going to shy away because im already putting the work in!! but people who work as like. accountants o#in retail or sanitation workers or whatever#rather than music teachers#are going to be less likely to seek it out!!! which SUCKS!!!!!!!!!! SO BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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nobody, absolutely nobody:
gojou: let's play with discarded rice balls while discussing the separation of church and state!!!! and then!! let's post a video of it and troll people!!!!
#the peak experience of watching jujutsu kaisen everybody#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu gojo#man's a revolutionary#and i respect that#im 100% betting gojou has like 9.k followers on his social media tbh#like you can't look at this man and NOT tell me he would have that much influence#i mean technically it's canon given how famous he is???#but like#tbh.#this is giving me social media au brainrot and now im CURIOUS#does he post most satirical political content?#does he make jokes to purposefully piss off both normies and the elites?#does he make fun of the US law system??#AND SIMULATENOUSLY make fun of japan's laws as well??#god i have to know now#he'd probably be like. an unpopular social media personality#but god his charisma would be UP there
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GUYS APPARENTLY IF YOU SCROLL FAR AND DEEP WNOUGHR UNDER CHICK HICKS HUMAINZED FANART YOU SEE MY ART⁉️⁉️
HOLY SHIR JESJSJ
MY FRIEND FOUND THIS AND I FREAKED OUT LIKR
AAAA
#pixar cars#cars#lightning mcqueen#cruz ramirez#MY ART#ON SAFARI#screaming crying moaning throwing up#LIKE#HOLY SHIT#DOES THIS MEAN IM FAMOUS????!#Okay not really but ykwim#also don’t ask why it shows up under#chick hicks#😭#idfk bro#purplerae364post
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Ok I really hope that you know I was joking about the murder thing ily im sorry
I definitely knew it was a joke, don't worry (I am under no impression I am important enough to be murdered), and it's totally okay! I'm the one who set you up for the joke in the first place and I understand the intention behind it!
However, I do think this is a nice opportunity to express that sometimes anons seem to forget that, to me, they're operating as total strangers. For instance, if a close friend of mine had made that joke, I probably would have found it very funny!! But since it's coming from an anonymous source and I have no relationship w/ the person making the joke, it sort of loses its comedic effect and just enters into a place that can feel sort of uncomfortable for me. Like, imagine that someone you'd never met before came up to you on the street and said that joke, right? Kind of loses its punch.
This isn't to say that anons can't be funny or tease me or make jokes at my expense - bc I do understand my position here as, like, a "content creator" ig, and by running a public blog, I'm opening myself up to that - but it is to say that I think anons could be more aware that certain jokes just aren't going to land w/ me because I'm not friends w/ you guys.
And I know that sounds mean and I don't mean it like that lol but it's worth baring in mind that anons are just literal strangers to me. I'm unable to read tone across the board, y'know, so I don't know if this is the first ask someone has sent me or the tenth. So, while you (general) may think you have a relationship w/ me through anon asks and are able to treat me like a friend by this point, or make casual jokes w/ me like we're pals, the other side of that is, to me, this is the first time we're talking.
this is basically just a super long way of me reminding people not to have a parasocial relationship w/ me or assume we're friends bc I've talked to you once bc i am, like, just a random tumblr user and really not worth it <3
#it's ok and i dont want u to feel bad#and i did not mean for this to get as long as it did lol but u r ofc not the only person ever who has made jokes that maybe 'cross a line'#i get a decent amount of them#or HAVE gotten a decent amount of them over the last 3 years#i dont wanna make it sound like im getting one every day or smthn lol#but yeah !! i hope this all makes sense and I articulated myself at least half decently#i feel a wee bit like a dick but i swear i dont mean it in a 'i dont like you we're not friends' way bc like i literally love anons#like i love yall#i just think sometimes there's this sense of familiarity that yall have that i dont have yknow#that i think some of you could be more aware of for your own sakes bc i dont wanna be a let down when im like 'who r u' lol#pigeon#anon#i love when i talk like im famous i apologize sincerely for that attitude but#it really does happen to me frequently where people say stuff anonymously that like u should really only say to a close friend#and yes on tumblr we're all friends and i love you but#there's lines w/ that yknow. there's levels#ok ily2 fank u
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Billie jeeeeeean is noooot my loooover she’sjustagirlwhoclaimsthatIamtheone BUT THE KID IS NOOOOOT MY SOOOON
#sorry tiktok is showing me all MJs best performances#because apparently I liked (not by mistake I liked consciously)#a viseo that literally destroyed a swiftie saying Taylor is Micheal Jackson level of famous#but babygirl… if you still use MJ name to compare her level of fame#maybe… maybe she’s not famous as much as him lol#like these people see the world with a US stamp#its not like she’s mega famous in your country then automatically she’s famous everywhere#i promise you if you go down this street and ask someone to sing a Taylor song they would say who’s taylor#my ask them a song from mj and they will start some chorus#this whole comparison is ridiculous because first of all he’s dead lol#and that does something to artists#kinda makes them… eternal#but mostly… people used to have heart attack when micheal just did a pose#like thee was a level of excitement around him that was… genuine and not pushed by SM if that makes sense?#im not a MJ fan by any mean but like… that was such a dumb take ahah
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