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laurentlemonke · 6 months

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Cringing Bad

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l3monsoup · 1 year

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He was what now???

#fnaf au #fnaf security breach #she gone for good #too bad she was controlled by peepaw and literally didnt have a clue on what she was doing and died for it #such a shame #welp thats how it goes lol #fnaf y/n teen au #nblcsu #no beam of light can save us #do not sell marijuana to my husband #is that a breaking bad reference?#yes it is #sundrop #fnaf moon #moondrop #sun

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mikecardenmpreg · 2 years

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do not

Let the local accordion player

cum in you multiple times

#read this in the viral breaking bad audio #you know the one #do not sell marijuana to my husband

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mag200 · 1 year

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MAG181: Ignorance

watercolor & ink // kofi

#my art #a statement a day #he said. do NOT. sell marijuana to my husband.#tma #jonmartin #jmart #the magnus archives #tma art #jon sims #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #mikaele salesa #(his shadow anyway)#art #watercolor and ink #scopo #mag181 #ignorance

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desire-mona · 10 days

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woke skyler white be like my brother is a DE-they agent

#desire mona #i havent seen breaking bad #ive just seen the do not sell marijuana to my husband #breaking bad #skyler white #jesse pinkman

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2004wasabadyear · 1 year

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#breaking bad memes #breaking bad #pink blog #shitpost #bimbocore #lana del rey #i love pink #meme #shit #fuxk #mr white #walta #walta white #well #my name is skyler white yo #mhm #do not #sell marijuana to my husband.

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witchblade · 1 year

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smiles beautifully when i leave my switch unplugged on sleep for 15 hours and it doesnt lose any charge

#does the skyler white DO sell marijuana to my husband! smile

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disordersgirl · 2 years

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DO NOT. become an irl of this character

#said like do not sell marijuana to my husband etc etc

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dilfcherricola · 2 years

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every hair stylist saying splat is super permanent and ruins your hair and shitting crying throwing up

me using splat all the time since high school and it washing out slowly but completely and not even ruining my curls

#do not. sell marijuana to my husband. ok.#maybe I’m just gods favorite #shush up jj #mine

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ninja-go-to-therapy · 3 months

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okay???

#what #this but in the tone of the ‘do not sell marijuana to my husband’ ‘..okay???’#kat answers #anon

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kylejsugarman · 1 month

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"no no, its not that i dont like skyler, its just that she doesnt really stand out, she didnt have any iconic moments like the other characters" no iconic moments?? from skyler white?? running out into the street and falling to her knees in screaming anguish after walt kidnaps holly?? "shut up shut up SHUT UP"?? pretending to be a braindead ditz secretary in front of the IRS auditor?? "someone has to protect this family from the man who protects this family"?? not budging at all on the car wash deal?? "i fucked ted"?? walking into the pool to drown herself?? "do NOT. sell marijuana to my husband"?????????????

#syd squeaks #and thats just off the dome like she was the moment!!!!!!!! grow up!!!!!!!#breaking bad #skyler white

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sluttynurse · 2 years

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DO sell marijuana to my husband.

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mag200 · 6 months

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DO NOT. NO USE.

#the way i read this like skylar white do not sell marijuana to my husband

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sunflowers-and-sweetviolets · 2 years

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im sorry but out of context this is the funniest fucking thing

#it has the same vibes as 'do not sell marijuana to my husband....okay'

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hellsitegenetics · 3 months

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My name is Skyler White, yo. My husband is Walter White, yo. He told me everything. And just so you know, my brother-in-law is a DEA agent and I will not hesitate to call him, not if I have to. Understood? This is your one and only warning. Do not sell marijuana to my husband.

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#tumblr genetics #genetics #asks #requests #sent to me #beetles #insects #bugs #breaking bad #banded sexton beetle

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pumpkinsy0 · 10 days

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I like the idea of Ponyboy being a sneaky little shit and getting Curly a book on horticulture ("Haha, you said whore." -Curly) and Curly being all "why the fuck do I want this?"

Ponyboy says nothing, just smiling as he turns the pages to show one how to grow marijuana and Curly's all "Babe, I'll fucking marry you."

Trial and error, good days, bad ones. It's all worth is cause in eight weeks time Curly has his first sprouts. They are wrapped in a baby blanket under a heat lamp in the shed. The sprouts grow and soon enough he's ready for business. He dubs himself "The Greaser Gardner" cause it's kinda true, but also tuff when he puts it into perspective (it's not cool. Angela told him he sounded like a hick grandpa)

Speaking of names, he names his plants too. "This one is prickles, this one is stabby, that one back there is pluck and this one. . . . . this is Ponybabe. I named it after my wife."

Curly makes 50 bucks a month selling the stuff.

Tim is baffled. Perplexed. Because when the hell did Curly prove he could a.) read, b.) comprehend what he was reading and c.) put what he read and comprehend into action all at once?

i giggled at horticulture too, i am NO better than curly

im ngl i IMMEDIATELY thought of that yrailer park boys episode where ricky and julian were growing weed in that one empty ass trailer, I FORGOT EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED BUT IT WAS THAT EPISODE WHERE THE STRIPPER FUCKING STOLE EVERYTHING😭😭

curly going from “babe ill fucking marry u” to “i named it after my wife” what plot development THIS is what we need to see more of ☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽

he only sells stuff from the ponybabe™️ plant to special customers so i like to image he gets really really dramatic talking about that plant, pretending like he’s a wife at sea at the lighthouse waiting for his husband to return from the war

and look rule #1 is “dont get high iff ur own supply” but curlys always like “i gotta test it out before it gets to my customers” (he just rlly wants to get high and doesnt feel like spending money)

i think tims more baffled at the fact that curly is actually able to take care of a living thing without it going to absolute shit, curly is SO heavy handed its not even funny

he likes to spend or give some of his profit to pony, he wouldnt b here without him🙏🏽🙏🏽

#curly shepard #ponyboy curtis #purly #PaperCut ship #tim shepard #angela shepard

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