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ninja-go-to-therapy · 5 hours
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Give me more of pop zombie Branch please?
Ask and you shall receive!
Branch is here with an important announcement!
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ninja-go-to-therapy · 5 hours
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How did Chef handle it when Branch got sick? Both before and after she started cleaning the cage regularly
I think when it first starts happening she doesn’t really give a shit and writes it off, but when he gets sick for like the third time she’s like “well fuck, can’t let this thing die I guess”
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ninja-go-to-therapy · 5 hours
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Poppy: Hiiii Branch 💖💙💖🌸😊🌸💖💙💖
Branch, so hard he's nauseous: I think I hauve covid
I- I mean yeah accurate
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ninja-go-to-therapy · 5 hours
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYNC9dvyuNY branch singing this sometime after escaping while having paranoia about chef somehow being alive
I was deeply paranoid that this would be a rickroll
But yes I like it
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ninja-go-to-therapy · 5 hours
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do you think rock trolls might find branch's scars "gnarly"???? could his darker hair and duller colors get him mistaken for a rock troll???
Possibly! He’s not fully grey anymore but not as bright as the movies (which is still admittedly dull).. so yeah this could happen
But no the rock trolls for sure think his scars are sick as hell
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ninja-go-to-therapy · 5 hours
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poppy doesn't even need to do anything she just exists and branch is hopelessly rizzed up for her, canon and otherwise
This is true
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ninja-go-to-therapy · 6 hours
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poppy 🤝 brandy
loving the hell out of their fat boyfie/hubby
REAL REAL
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ninja-go-to-therapy · 6 hours
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since we're you're getting an ask surge i wonder how much longer until we get puppies part two: trollectric boogaloo
Go sit in the corner and think about what you just said
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ninja-go-to-therapy · 6 hours
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"let's have a ninja-go-to-therapy renaissance!"
*fucked up ratatouille au*
"let's not have a ninja-go-to-therapy renaissance!"
What’s wrong with fucked up ratatouille guys :(
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ninja-go-to-therapy · 6 hours
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the fat fuck ask was meant in general for like. canon. but YESSSSS LET BRANCH REGAIN WEIGHT AFTER TRAUMA HELL YEAH
Oh my bad
I mean it would be awesome for this au but not very likely tbh.. but in general YASSS
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ninja-go-to-therapy · 9 hours
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trolls but chef hosts the equivalent to the hunger games
LMFAO PLS it would be so impractical but so dramatic and she DOES know how to bring the drama
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ninja-go-to-therapy · 9 hours
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poppy, trying to score: you look so cute, i could just eat you out! branch: ??? poppy: ...well, i can't exactly say "eat you up", can i? branch: please don't threaten to eat me poppy: exactly!
They call her the rizzler
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ninja-go-to-therapy · 9 hours
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i saw a post somewhere suggesting that (canon) post-movie one branch could gain weight as a sign of him healing and. fuck yes let branch be fat let him finally have some meat on those bones after living life on self-imposed hardmode for so long. it's fat fuck season, let's get poppy a fat fuck
on godddd
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ninja-go-to-therapy · 9 hours
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is everyone still gay for branch in trollstopia in this au
Oh obviously
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ninja-go-to-therapy · 9 hours
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the snack pack: with creek gone, the balance of the group just isn't the same anymore 😞😞😞😞😞😞😞 creek: i'm right here— the snack pack: we need to fill the void left behind somehow. but who can possibly handle poppy's energy? creek: i'm not dead— branch, walking up with poppy: the snack pack: poppy: hi guys!! branch: h the snack pack: yeah, he'll do creek, being left behind: guys?
LMFAO
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ninja-go-to-therapy · 9 hours
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"cheath" contains the word "cheat".... CHEF LIVES CONFIRMED????
Probably not but you know that episode of teen titans where Robin is like hallucinating Slade everywhere he goes? Branch probably has some of That
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ninja-go-to-therapy · 9 hours
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does the stress of the third movie make branch relapse a bit on the progress he made with his chef-induced ED?
Definitely :(
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