Zeus: Know why I called you here?
Hera: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.
Zeus,*Stops pouring two glasses of wine*: Wait. Accidentally?!
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The Best Game You’ve Never Played.
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It's not supposed to make sense
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someone infect me with insanity so i can write orin
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Orthodox church really did Judas dirty in making Simon "Denies Jesus Three Times" Peter the rock of the church, but labels Judas the betrayer condemned.
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clickbait!
kinda
I don't have a anything happening here on my blog yet so
I'm starting a fanart series...
specifically without reference and very little context
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I have thanksgiving plans that I can’t post about on Instagram without my parents asking me what I am planning, but I think y’all can guess where I’m going with this…
And no I’m not selling my white shirt and maroon blazer, go find them yourself!
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I do not want to Hear it: "You should be writing your Essay!"
But you Don't understand. I have to write down my Green Room AU! It's Mandatory!! So that I don't get as Sad when my stories take Sad turns!!!
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I don't believe mentally stable individuals exist. There has got to be something deeply wrong with you.
I look at random people walking down the street and wonder what the fuck is wrong with them.
Regardless, take care of yourselves because you are important to somebody.
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So i am playing a D&D campaign with friends and i play a chaotic neutral wood elf druid named Tally Hallend (don,t question it alright they don,t know). And one time in a dungeon they found a little frog shaped metal badge with gem eyes and took it because frog and wears it to pin to pin their fluffy hide coller thing down.
Recently we played again and we went to a castle that was taken over by bandits. As the party was looking around one of the party members found about 30 of exactly the same bever badges that where very similar to the one Tally has and as it turns out those badges are worn by travelers / merchants to identify eachother and we found 30 of them. In a bandit base.
And rather than unpack what that could mean Tally took all of them and is plannen on using it as a weapon by casting the spell heat metal on it and throwing them at people.
Tally is chaotic neutral for a fricking reason.
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*eating the homemade garlic sauce straight out of the container*
Me: This is it. This is the peak of my asexuality.
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