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quartzcrazyy · 8 months
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soanliawriter · 3 months
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I was one day hazy, my eyes were playing tricks on me, so when I saw this pic...
I literally thought he was holding his 🍆.
Only to be called out "dirty minded" cause, Levi was NOT HOLDING his 🍆, but rather holding the blade's handle........
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star-glass-coffee · 2 years
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TMNT (Dirty mind)
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Donnie- “April have you seen y/n? I wanna show her these signals for bebop mutation” he says walking out of his lab, seeing April trying to practice her telekinesis but failing 
“No, last time I saw her Leo forced her to go train with him” she says groaning before throwing the object, Donnie nods at her response as he goes to the training room, passing by raph and Mickey as the two play video games
He goes to open the door as he hears you and Leo sparring “perfect! Hey y/n I wanted to show you-”
Donnie stops as he sees you, you looked perfectly fine if it weren’t for your shirt being half way ripped off
“cmon your going easy on me! I’ve seen you kick shredders butt!” Leo yells not paying attention to Donnie as you gasp for air
“y-yeah with donnies help, can we just take a break” you say out of breath before looking to the side, seeing Donnie at the door with his face completely red
“donnie! Hey can you tell Leo to get off my back, I feel like I’m gonna pass out” you yell as Leo looks over to the nerd, seeing Donnie almost studder out a sentence before he quickly looks away from you
“u-um sure, w-whatever you say y/n!”  you raise an eyebrow at his nervousness before you walk over to him “Thanks, I need to go shower”
“Not so fast!” Leo yells before kicking at your back, you yell as Donnie cushions your fall, Leo busting out laughing as Don yells
Donnie looks up to see you sitting on top of him, rubbing your head as you yell at Leo, you don’t even seem faced by the position your in
“Don’t be so uptight! Don looks likes he’s enjoying it!” Leo says before laughing again as the others come in to see the ruckus 
“What’s all the noise for! Has Leo- oh” April says before looking at you and Don, before she cracks a smile
“Hah! Dang I was wondering when you where gonna make your move Donnie!” Raph says in between laughs as the turtle quickly sits up 
“shut up raph!” Don says a blushing mess as you crack a smile, getting off of the turtle as you rub your neck
Everyone starts making jokes to Don as he quickly goes back in his lab, not before making sure you where okay though 
He can’t help but try and calm down as he sits down in his desk, replaying the scene over and over
It’s quiet in the room before Donnie smiles a little as he covers his face, before letting out a small victory yell
“yes!..”
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Raphael- it was a normal day at the lair, Leo was training, Donnie was being a nerd with April, and Mikey was playing video games super loud, and of course you where in Ralph’s workout station, scrolling through your phone as the turtle tries out new moves
You’ve been the closest to raph ever since you and April met them, even though your a geek like Donnie you still found raph more relatable then the nerd, and plus you don’t wanna hear him talk about science all day...
“y/n can you pass me another weight” raph asks as you don’t pay attention, something on your phone replaying over and over again, raph getting annoyed as he throws a heavy weight at your direction
You scream before looking at him, raph laughing at your dismay as you get up and grab it, struggling as you give it to him, your phone next to the turtle as he wants to see what your eyeballing
“Yoga poses? What kind of lame stuff is this?” He asks as you shrug sitting next to his bench, stretching your arms and legs
“yeah, I wanted to try out one of them, but she doesn’t seem to explain it well” you say as you try and figure out the pose, raph laughing as he keeps watching the stupid lady talk, some of the poses seeming easy as he wonders what’s so hard
He hears you grunting a little as he doesn’t pay attention, lifting his weights as he just thinks about anything else, your phone still going off with the video as stupid music plays
“Oh I got it! Look!”  Raph groans annoyed before looking at you, his eyes immediately widening as he sees the pose your pooling off, the handstand your doing is impressive really but with your legs wide open with those little shorts.... well he can’t take his eyes off
Not to mention your shirt falling off blocking your vision “hey I can’t see! Am I doing it correctly?! Raph!”
“u-uh yeah, just um, maybe get out of the pose?” He says blushing as he looks to your ass, his eyes not wanting to pull away before he hears the door open, his brothers walking in
Raph quickly pulls himself together as he drops his weights, grabbing at you as you yell, falling to the ground with him as raph knows you don’t wanna be in that position with his brothers watching
“hey raph! It’s training ti- oh my” donnie says eyes widened as Leo’s mouth drops, Mickey doing the same before laughter comes, raph groans as he opens his eyes
“You two enjoying yourselves?! Hah!”  Your eyes wide as your and Ralph’s faces are touching, your legs up on his shoulders as your shirts messed up, Ralph’s arms holding down your arms as his eyes widen too
You both quickly move away from each other, your faces red as tomatoes as his brothers watch in amusement, Leo giving him a smirk as you quickly fix your shirt
“Well well, looks like my little brother made some moves” leo says smirking as Donnie chuckles, raph growling his sentence before Donnie pitches in
“Honestly you could’ve took her out for pizza first”
“Get out! Before I make you!” Raph threatens as the three run out, Donnie and Leo laughing holding eachother as Mickey screams running, you look in with a slight smile as you laugh
Raph noticing as he rubs his neck, holding a hand out for you as you take it, the gentleman helping you up as raph coughs
“um, sorry about that”
“No problem, but we might need to go to training now” you say walking off as raph follows, the turtle getting a smirk on his face as he watches you walk away a little before he slaps your butt
“you know, it was the perfect position y/n, just only do it in front of me okay doll~”
“RAPH!”
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Leonardo-
After a successful mission on defeating some foot clan the team had time on there hands, since it’s more of a awake night for humans the turtles have no choice but to stay indoors, to Leo’s dismay of course, but your slowly trying to calm him from fighting as you try and think of things to do with him
“maybe we can watch a movie instead? Or a new episode of chefs kitchen? Maybe your space show? I don’t really know anything but going out again”
“cmon, there’s a whole load of crime out there! The nights still pretty young, we need to defend humans” Leo says annoyed as he twirls his katanas around, doing moves as you groan 
“yeah but going through the sewers always leads to a bad day, I always end of falling on something and getting all grossed out” you say referring to your wet clothes as Leo looks sympathetic
“Hmm, you do kinda have bad luck coming to puddles” leo says as he sees your drenched shirt and pants, your shoes to the side of you as you ring out your hair in disgust
“Heyy y/n! Why don’t you try out donnies new shower he installed! Where all kinds to chicken to see if he put camera in it” mickey says from his video game, you look at him confused as you see Donnie pause
“New shower?” 
“Yeah kinda, I installed it after a chemical incident, it has hot water your more than welcome to try it out” he says not lookin up from his invention as you shrugg
“As long as I can get this junk off of me, I don’t care if there’s cameras in it” you say walking over to the bathrooms, Leo staring at you leaving as he sighs
“There’s cameras in there isn’t there?” 
“No but since your so worried about it go check” donnie says annoyed as Leo pulls his swords down, running over to get you 
he opened the door to the bathrooms as he sighs “hey y/n, donnies a creep so can I-”
He stops full sentence as his eyes widen, you look up from unhooking your bra, your clothes discarded in a pile next to you as Leo freezes
you both stare at each other for a sec before there’s a voice behind Leo “Leo cmon! Let her shower bro!”
Leo quickly slams the door close as Mickey yells, you cover yourself with the curtain as the turtle covers his eyes
“I didn’t mean to! U-um I just wanted to check for camera!” Leo says looking up to the ceiling as you raise an eyebrow, smirking a little at his reaction
“It’s okay, Leo you did nothing wrong I’m still basically dressed” you say laughing as Leo looks down, gulping down his spit as he rubs his head
“O-oh! Okay.. I just.. wanted to make sure Donnie wasn’t creeping around” he says going to check the shower as he sees it looks pretty normal, you smiles at him before going to his side
“It looks fine to me, after I get done we can stay up and watch your show” you say as Leo’s eyes widen at how close you are now, he can’t he’ll but slowly look down to your chest area 
you don’t notice as you check the water temperature, the turtle flushed at the sight as your strap goes down enough for he can just peak a litt-
“Leo! Where ordering pizza what ki-” 
Mickey doesn’t finish as he sees you two, Leo immediately putting his hands over your chest as he covers you with his body 
“Mickey! Privacy!” He yells as you just look over, seeing Mickey still looking before another turtle joins his side
“What are you idiots doin- oh” raoh says as Leo glares at both of the, Ralph quickly pushing Mickey away as the turtle yells, Ralph closing the door as arguing can be heard outside 
Leo sighs at his brothers idiotic behaviors before he feels you put your hand on his elbow 
“can you?” You ask as Leo realizes, putting his hands in the air as he backs away
“I didn’t mean! I-I mean you look good I just! I’ll wait for you outside the door!” He yells before basically jumping out of the door, you raise an eyebrow as this before you look to your chest
“idiot you grabbed my bra!”
He knows.
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tifatuesdays · 9 months
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Premium Snap at tifatuesdays
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fitstud · 2 years
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Show-off a bit 😈
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come-to-the-fun-table · 9 months
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Anniversary fun in London sexy outfit and wife up for fun times even got my blow job pants 😜😋🍑
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I’m always excited 😆
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typicalhotgirlshit · 2 years
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When you wrap your legs around his waist its just a different type of comfort
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soanliawriter · 3 months
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Please, please Levi *plethora of his name moaning out of your lips*🥴✨💦🥵🥵🥵
Top right corner was my first reaction to this new illustration btw. 😺💦✨
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mrsaboveyou · 3 months
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Stepfather Part Two
Richard: such a naughty girl aren’t we?
Me: always have been.
I like the attention
Richard: I can see that. You did always know how to get a rise out of me. Care to see the rise you caused with that picture?
Me: yes please
Richard: I could get use to you begging
When I received the photo I wondered if this was really happening. His hardened cock filled my screen. My eyes scanned his entire length as my mouth watered. In that moment I knew I wanted more.
Me: all from a photo of my tits? Imagine what I could do in person. I do look best on my knees mouth open waiting.
Richard: You’d be a little slut for me, wouldn’t you?
Me: mmhmm I’d show you how slutty I am. How needy for attention I can be.
I laid in bed rubbing between my legs waiting for his reply. After 20 minutes of nothing I decided to start my day.
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Later that night, I sat on the couch reading a book when the phone vibrated on the couch. I didn’t look away from the book. As I flipped the page, I peaked at the screen and saw his name. I grabbed my phone immediately regretting that I ignored the message.
Richard: are you free?
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vibhujaiswal · 1 year
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Anyone see the problem here
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mybedroomguide · 2 years
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Who says plus size can't be fun size!
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euesworld · 1 year
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"Good morning, when life treats you like a dirtball.. plant flowers, cause there's nothing more beautiful than dirt.. it's where life was created, and so too can life grow in you."
There are so many days where I feel like dirt but maybe that's why flowers grow in my soul - eUë
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