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barrel-crow-n · 4 months

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#dirtyhands and the wraith #them fr #my fav criminal couple #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #kanej #six of crows #six of crows duology #soc #grishaverse #soc memes

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neptune-scythe · 2 months

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Breaking my slience (again ... I've ranted about this at least twice already but I keep thinking of fun new ways to word it whoopsie)

When Inej says she'll have Kaz without armour, she's not saying she wants a physical relationship from him

She is asking him to trust her enough to know that he doesn't need to protect himself around her, that she'll never cross his boundaries, that if he took off his armour he would be safe with her.

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk

#keeping it short today #straight to the point #since my long rants don't usually attract the right crowd #trying all the methods to get my points across #because i will never shut up about kanej #even death won't stop me #my ghost will haunt everyone with my opinions #grishaverse #six of crows #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #dirtyhands #the bastard of the barrel #the wraith #kanej #kaz x inej

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anama-cara · 3 months

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just some more Kaz quotes because I'm obsessed

If you can't beat the odds, change the game.

"I don't hold a grudge. I cradle it. I coddle it. I feed it fine cuts of meat and send it to the best schools."

When backed into a corner, you cut a hole in the roof.

"Fate has plans for us all," Inej said quietly. "And sometimes fate needs a little assistance."

It was a smile he thought he might die to earn again.

"Suffering is like anything else. Live with it long enough, you learn to like the taste."

#soc kaz #soc inej #soc #six of crows quotes #six of crows #the crows #the wraith #kaz dirtyhands brekker #kaz x inej #kazzle dazzle #kaz speaks #kaz brekker #crooked kingdom quotes #crooked kingdom #book quotes #i love this quote #kanej #kaz fucking brekker

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banilikesfictionalpeople · 9 months

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Inej: You know, I really like crime documentaries

Kaz, trying to impress her: I have been a prime suspect in over 50 murder cases

#kanej #why do I see this happening #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #inej my beloved #kazzle dazzle #incorrect six of crows #six of crows #crooked kingdom #investment #bastard of the barrel #captain ghafa #the wraith #kaz dirtyhands brekker #grishaverse

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ilovebluecookies2 · 3 months

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*silent judgmental stares*

#They're gonna gossip about you later on #They're deciding if they should let you live or not #Dirtyhands #the wraith #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #six of crows #kanej

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zacshian · 3 months

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Kaz : CANE HIT

Inej : KNIFE JAB

Jesper : GUNSHOT

Wylan : BOMB BOOM

Nina : HEART SNAP

Mathias : WOLF BITE

#six of crows #jesper fahey #wesper #wylan van eck #nina zenik #matthias helvar #helnik #kaz dirtyhands brekker #kaz x inej #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #ketterdam #the crows #wraith

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shaykappa · 1 year

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Favourite/Funniest Line's from Crooked Kingdom

"Let's go." "Me?" "No the idiot behind you."

"How is-" "Nina is fine. Jesper is fine. Everyone is fine except for me because I am stuck with a gang of hand-wringing nursemaids."

"Now why can't people be this easily trained?" Kaz murmured as he crouched to oblige the dog with a belly rub.

"Did you know I am next in line for the Fjerdan throne? They call me Princess Ilse of Engelsberg." "There is no princess of Engelsberg. It's a fishing town."

"Has anyone noticed this whole city is looking for us, mad at us, or wants to kill us?" "So?" "Well, usually it's just half the city."

"Big, blond and blind. The Fjerdan way."

"If I live I'll buy you waffles." "You don't have enough money to buy her waffles."

"Do you know what Van Eck's problem is?" "No honor?" "Rotten parenting skills?" "Receding hairline?"

"Isn't that how things are done around here? We all tell Kaz we are fine and the do something stupid?" "Are we that predictable?" "Yes."

"It seems everyone is forming alliances." "They're called friendships Kaz."

"You are very welcome Nina Zenik. You may repay me in the costumary way." "Waffles?" "Lots of them."

"I need to do this. I've never been to my mother's grave. I am not leaving Kerch without saying goodbye." "Trust me, you care more than she does."

"You are stupid about a lot of things Wylan, but you are not stupid. And if I ever hear you call yourself a moron again, I am going to tell Matthias you tried to kiss Nina. With tongue." "He' ll never believe it." "Then I 'll tell Nina you tried to kiss Matthias. With tongue."

"Come on, let's do steal all my dad's money. "Isn't it your money?" "Okay, let's go steal it back."

"I think you 'd flirt with a date palm if it would pay you any attention." "If I flirted with a plant, you can bet it would stand up and take notice."

"Yes, yes, Nina Zenik is hungry. Now, will someone feed me before I am forced to cook one of you?" "Don't be ridiculous. You don't know how to cook."

"On a dare I ate a literal through full of waffles and nearly went back for seconds."

"Pick up the pace." "If I spill a single drop of this it will burn straight through the floor onto my father's dinner guests." "Take your time."

"I am Dunyasha, the White Blade, trained by the Sages of Ahmrat Jen, the greatest assassin of this age." "Doesn't ring a bell."

"Fate brought me here." "And does fate pay your wages?"

"My parents thought I would drown because I crawled into the sea as a baby, laughing." "Perhaps they were worried you would talk yourself to death."

"Kaz. You may not be glad we are alive, but we are glad you are alive."

"You are better than waffles, Matthias Helvar." "Let's not say things we don't mean, my love."

"Are you mad?" "I'd probably be happier if I was."

"You have to be the craziest bastard I ever met." "I'll take that as a compliment."

"My leg! My leg!" "I recommend a cane."

"What is wrong with him?" "Same thing that's always wrong with him. He's Kaz Brekker."

Jesper followed Wylan down the hall. "Hey." Wylan kept going.

"Jes, I 've thought about this-" "Thought of me? Late at night? What was I wearing?"

Wylan ran his tongue over his lips and spat in his father's face.

He was pale, with tufty orange brows and a hunched posture that gave him the look of a giant shrimp.

He felt bad for the guy. Not bad enough to wake him up and untie him, but still.

"I 've been shot!" He had not been shot.

"How about I push you in the canal and we see if you know how to swim?"

"Tell you what. When the day comes, mark it on your calendars. I can think of a lot of people who 'll want to throw a party.

"Wait. Is my tie straight?"

#six of crows #crooked kingdom #soc #kaz brekker #kaz x inej #kaz rietveld #inej ghafa #wraith #jesper fahey #jesper x wylan #kaz dirtyhands brekker #nina zenik #nina x matthias #matthias helvar #wylan van eck #wylan van sunshine #wylan hendriks #funny

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jeanthebeagle · 14 days

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Grishaverse/Ketterdam dashboard simulator

🪙 Barrelrat1877 follow

just spilled my drink on a Fierdan's boots and now he's threatening to duel me. Should I call the stadwatch??? I'm lowkey scared.

#guys please help me

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SUBMISSION: Last night I was walking around the barrel and I saw dirtyhands petting a dog. Like I'm not even joking, no gloves and all. And it was one of those crusty white ones.

#submission #omg I hope he washes his hands??? # those dogs are so crusty

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🌊 tidesofthecanals follow

Final results from 672 votes

♠️ kvasandass follow

Razorgulls stop sending anon hate to op over a poll challenge, level impossible, no glue no borax.

#i hope they get caught for tax fraud

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🐝 thislittlelife follow

A drawing my talented daughter made of Sankta Alina. We pray to her each night 🙏🙏🙏

🐾 magic-tricks follow

46.244.29.14

🍄 thekingofravkaishot follow

hello??? Omg. Why would you dox someone just like that??? This is literally putting them in danger. It's just a sweet mother with her child, who posted a drawing. What is wrong with you.

🏵️ krugebythedozen follow

Op admitted to lying like a year ago about how they don't actually have a kid, but took the post down. It's probably a dime lion trying to troll us like they did in mass when sankta alina died. Also, respectfully, shut up. You posts thirst traps and long drawn out texts on how the king of ravka is "babygirl”. Go get help.

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To the citizen who spread a highly damaging rumor that we were hosting a petting zoo inside the church, please come to talk to us. You are not in danger, but words will be exchanged. Lots of trouble was caused due to careless behavior.

⚖️ ketterdamfails follow

Womp womp

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🎀 justapigeon follow

Hey guys. Sorry I haven't been able to update my Pekka Rollins x Jan van eck fanfic. I've been searching for my mom for almost a week since she ran away after hearing that you had to get a vaccine for Firepox after the last outbreak. (She believes in praying to the saints.)

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I hate all of you. Why is this website making Kaz Brekker a soft boy when he literally MURDERS PEOPLE. No, he won't cry if you hug him. No he doesn't want to pet your dog. He'll take your eye out.

Stop romanticizing crime, all of you are sick.

(I am TIRED of the dog memes. Brekker is a crime boss. Why would any of you think he'd even care about your dog.)

🐾 magic-tricks follow

Your border collie is nice. But your chihuahua barks too much.

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🦂 northerstaverner follow

literally just saw some tall ass guy with a huge gun, a revolver and the brightest outfit l've ever seen, trot past my window??? In broad daylight??? Like oh my god. It felt like looking at a stork who made a wish he was human. His clothes were purple and green. Who wears that. Like, iconic. But still.

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But was he handsome

🦂 northerstaverner follow

He was built like a stork.

🐰 jeepsteristhebestshot follow

But was he handsome???

🦂 northerstaverner follow

I'm not answering that... who is this.

🧁sugarandredribbons follow

Op answer

☁️ theweststavesucksass follow

Op we all want to know

🫵 isthisbarrelbossproblematic follow

OP THIS IS AN URGENT MATTER

🫀dmitrithekerchman follow

OPPPPP

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jazzkrebber · 9 months

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plot twist that the only reason Kaz was able to recognize Sturmhond as Nikolai was because Kaz based his entire reputation on him and is secretly a huge fanboy

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kazbiter · 1 year

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thinking about dirtyhands and the wraith. thinking about kaz teaching inej how to mythologize herself as a method of protection like he did. thinking abt the fact that kaz was the first person to ever call her dangerous. thinking abt kaz gifting inej her first knife. thinking abt how inej is the one to frighten pekka rollins badly enough that he will never return to ketterdam. thinking abt-

#SMASHING MY HEAD INTO THE WALL #u don't get it u don't get it the shared creation of myths #the intense and mutual protection #literally freeing each other from their demons #starts methamorphsis #six of crows #six of crows duology #kanej #kaz x inej #crooked kingdom #crooked kingdom spoilers #the grishaverse #kaz dirtyhands brekker #dirtyhands #the wraith #kaz brekker #inej gafha

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multi-fandom-bi · 7 days

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A novel by Inej Ghafa

#and literally everyon else in the fandom #everyone talking about how down bad kaz is for inej but never the reverse #and it's pissing me off #kanej #kaz x inej #kaz brekker #kaz rietveld #inej ghafa #the wraith #kaz dirtyhands brekker #dirtyhands

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barrel-crow-n · 4 months

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Ketterdam Dashboard Simulator

🗡 KnifeWifey Follow

The Wraith is back. I saw her ship dock. Oh my Ghezen my wife is back from the war <33

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More like Dirtyhands' wife

🗡 KnifeWifey Follow

Blocked.

💰 LionPride Follow

Brekker is literally just some kid. You guys behave like he's the big bad king of the barrel. No?? He's a stupid upstart with a big head, how hasn't anybody killed him yet????

☠ Dregs4Life Follow

Do it yourself if you're so brave.

On a completely unrelated note, who wants to bet that @ LionPride will never post again?

🔫 Gunsandguys Follow

I bet 20 kruge.

☠ Dregs4Life Follow

Deal.

🍷 DregsConfessions Follow

I told Kaz to break a leg when he was going to rob a bank. He came back with a broken leg. It was the break that never healed right. He hasn't done anything to me yet but I'm scared. Help.

#submission #admin note: oh. oh my.

😈 Dreggerr Follow

I once went on a job with Kaz when he was still a feral kid in the lower ranks of the Dregs, and when the guy we were threatening wasn't coughing up the money we were owed Kaz bit him. Like, full on chomped him.

Yeah we got our money after that.

⛓ CupCrow Follow

Guys @ gunsandguys took "fuck the rich" too seriously. He actually fucked a merch.

💥 DregsBoisss Follow

@ gunsandguys you ditched us for a merch??!??!

💥 DregsBoisss Follow

@ gunsandguys was he hot tho

🔫 Gunsandguys Follow

Yes.

💋 GirrlNight Follow

Omg, I just saw Dirtyhands at the White Rose?? I didn't know he did that kind of thing?? .... What would it take to get him in my bed tho-

🖤 Dirty--dregss Follow

Not to be thirsty on main but. I'd let Dirtyhands shoot me and I'd just crawl towards him for more tbh

#inspired by @nineteenburstraat #also the dregsconfessions account was made up by them but it was really good so i put it in mine too #creds to them tho #six of crows #grishaverse #six of crows duology #dashboard simulator #soc #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #dirtyhands #the wraith #wylan van eck #wesper #the dregs

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neptune-scythe · 2 months

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The thing I love and appreciate so much about Kanej is that they are an example of the deeper more nuanced aspects of a relationship that is so often overlooked in modern media.

It's Kaz loving Inej's laugh, it's Inej paying such close attention to Kaz that she can tell when he passed out just from the change in his breathing, it's Kaz emptying his life savings to buy Inej her freedom, it's Inej about to kill all the Dregs just to save Kaz, it's Kaz buying Inej a ship so she can have her dream of hunting slavers even though that means they'll be separated, it's Inej accepting who Kaz is and acknowledging that even if she didn't always agree with his methods that the Barrel needs him just as he is.

It's how well they know each other, that their relationship is based on friendship and mutual understanding, it's the little things like Kaz seeing Inej and feeling like a little boy who believes in magic again.

It's so much more than the typical modern portrayal of love that requires touching or sex to telegraph what two people feel about each other. They never need to hug or kiss or hold hands for us the readers to know how they feel because Leigh put the effort into portraying the beauty and depth of real love that modern media so often doesn't bother to attempt.

Regardless even of the fact that I, and many other aroacespec people, feel represented by Kaz, Inej, and their relationship, their relation and interactions with each other shows the aspects of love and friendship that is so rare in modern medias. And especially for younger generations growing up with TV and books, seeing love portrayed as sex or physical attraction can be very misleading and leave them confused when those things don't give the satisfaction in real life that it is given in media. But Kanej is the balance of that, they are real love, portrayed in the ways that show what real love is.

Young boys and girls and non binaries and every other gender or type of person can read these books or watch the show and see what real love is. They can see they don't have to sell their bodies or give up their boundaries to satisfy another person and that none of that would guarantee being loved, that love is so much more than just physical attraction, that being known and valued for who you are as a person in the current moment is the most important thing.

I want to make this another TedTalk about why I take issue with Kanej being portrayed in fanfics and fanarts as touchy or needing that to show they've healed or that their relationship is valid, but I'll keep this one focused on the positives so I don't get all the aphobes and haters clogging up my notifs ◉⁠‿⁠◉

#grishaverse #six of crows #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #dirtyhands #the bastard of the barrel #the wraith #kanej #kaz x inej #kaz and inej #kaz brekker x inej ghafa #kaz brekker and inej ghafa #kanej thoughts #kanej post

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i-read-and-then-i-draw · 18 days

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