“All brown ppl look the same“ bitch then why tf is every brown guy not a srk or hritik roshan and why do i look like jaadu ki bhichi hui behen instead of aishwarya rai or trisha!? Explain bitch E X P L A I N.

Agli baar tum aao to thoda waqt lekar aana

Use 6 bje ki mulaqat ko zindagi bhar ka bana kar lana

Guess which desi reader just bargained a 600rs book?

Found a really nice book place that brings and sells books on demand— walked in and saw 15 books that are already in my list of 'books to buy when not planning to die'. Really nice old man and his worker. Walked in, took a polity book, came back, took Ramayana Unraveled. Saw a guy from school, tried to race with me, he lost ofc, but i took a wrong turn bcz of it. Anyways, Mangalwaar Masti's episode ends now. Eating sugar teti ifykyk.

yall are not gonna believe this the most boomer ass shit happened lmao ok so we have a family WhatsApp group and someone posted a pic of my dead grandma and everyone sent crying emoji full on 😭😭😭😭😭 (I'll not get into how these same mothafuckas didn't care one bit how she was doing when alive) and. My dad, my own blood and kin, my own self, my progenitor, the one who spilt the seed o was brought forth from, he sends and i wish I was making up 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 and when asked by one of the cousins seid it had tears coming out so I thought it was crying.

i love being mexican and indian at the same time bc it means that i’m gonna have a fire ass quinceañera playlist

jab jab I say "aur niche" for neckline tab tab tailor waale bhaiya apni aakhri saans lete hain😍

Oh how I love the love that is stored in true friendships. When someone stays on videocalls as you're bawling your eyes out, one who checks up on you ever so often in a tone that makes you miss your mother, one who lives 834 km away but will always keep a door open for you, one whose love language is never letting you sleep on an empty stomach or empty heart, one who rushes to you in the morning to make you a cup of tea that will most likely be spilled on the sofa and on their feet since your hands cannot stop trembling and you will watch as they brush it off, hold your hands and squeeze you into a hug. And on these moments it would be okay. The world will feel like a cold cold place but a warm hand would make all the difference.

there's always ppl telling me about how great nerds [the candy] are and how that was their favorite childhood candy meanwhile my desi ass is here with my nerd equivalent

like u did not have The Quintessential Desi Experience if u didn't sneak handfuls of this between meals. or asking ur parents for dessert and them going "there's saunf in the cabinet go eat that"

maths exam on mondayyyyy

aap mujhe ashirvad do 🙏🙏 mei aapko cute si billi ke pic dungi (uska naam gulugulu rakha he)

Posting some of my fav random quotes i found on the interent cause y not(no context)

Kal 11th ke results hain! I think your girl passed cz there's no compartment re-exam notice in my matashree's phone but I'm scared of my future like— I'm growing wayy too fast!? I was 12 yesterday wtf happened? Why am i suddenly 17? Whyy??????!!!!

I. Am. Scared.

tumhe kitab padhna hai, mujhe tumhari akhein 

Physics exam k pehle din hi aisa hota ha :)

some of you have not imagined themselves travelling the world and living their best life while listening to ‘ilahi’ and it shows

Har mahine ek alag body part Mai pain , "NEW ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED " ki Tarah shuru hoti hai👍😔