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beechbloom · 11 months

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Dazai's love languages

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Cw: mention of loved ones being lost, some angst

1. Quality time

Dazai knows that time is short. At any moment, the people in his life can be taken from him. Because of this, he truly takes the time to cherish the moments he shares with those he cares for. Going for a walk, visiting a bar or cafe, or just simply relaxing at home together. If it's time spent with a loved one, it's time well spent.

He'd practically be attached at the hip to a romantic partner. No matter what they're doing, where they're going, there's barely anything that would prevent Dazai from attempting to tag along. He has to be with them, of course. Because if he wasn't, he might miss their smile, their laugh, or some endearing little thing they'd do. They might need his protection too! Of course, Dazai has to come along. It's only logical.

2. Physical touch

He'd be all over a romantic partner — clinging to them at all times. Hugging them, tapping his lap to make them sit, sprawling across their lap on the couch, demanding kisses, holding their hand and swinging it back and forth as they walk. PDA galore.

If his s/o doesn't allow him the physical affection he craves, he'll sulk. "Come onnn. Just a little kiss, I promise!" He'd still try to respect it if his partner was truly uncomfortable with it. Buutt,, he'd be a little bit of a nuisance regardless. Announcing when he wants touch and being like "Oh, who will satisfy my thirst for physical affection? If you don't embrace me soon I might just get so desperate I'll hug Kunikida!"

Though, these actions don't necessarily hold the most weight. The moments that are more genuinely meant to convey his love to someone are typically less energetic. Sitting alone outside, sharing a comforting silence before he suddenly pulls them into him to lean on his shoulder. Or quietly reaching out to hold his s/o as they lay beside each other in the night. Them doing the same sort of things to him will also make him feel loved.

3. Acts of service

He isn't one to do this much himself. Though if he happens to hear his s/o mention they need something, and he finds himself at the store later that day, he could definitely pick it up for them.

If someone does an act of service for him however, it actually means quite a lot; more than he thought it would. Someone doing something for him, something he didn't even ask them to do — it feels as if they're acknowledging his humanity. That he too is a person that might need help every now and then. It's not something he expects from another person, so when it happens it can catch him off guard, bringing a warmth to his chest.

4. Words of affirmation

He's very good at giving compliments and smoothly making someone feel special. These compliments, however, rarely feel genuine on his part. He either does it to get something out of the person or to entertain himself or others. Of course, it can be to get a smile out of his loved one, but he doesn't really think much about the words spilling out of his lips in those moments. "You are the light of my life! My one and only! Beauty that compares to the gods!"

The jokey, energetic flare can also be dropped in favor of something that sounds more serious. "You can do it. I've seen you do it many times before, and you can do it again. You won't fail." But he will still feel detached from it, as if he's reading from a script. He wants to be real, to share true words of love, but it all feels so fake to him no matter what he says. It's much easier for him to pull his partner close, to hold them, and hope they understand.

Him receiving affirmation is also conflicting, unfortunately. Dazai isn’t used to it, and a lot of it really doesn’t reach him on an emotional level. It just feels like empty words being thrown at the walls he’s built up around him.

However, when those words do reach him, he feels it very strongly. It’s soft, fluttery, and makes him feel an unfamiliar warmth… and that almost scares him. He’s not sure how to handle it. The phoniness of his words becomes so blaringly obvious and ugly in comparison to theirs. He’s not sure he could give them anything real in return, not sure he deserves it.

5. Gift giving

Whilst he would appreciate getting gifts, it wouldn't instinctually register in his mind as something being done out of love for him. He received a gift, cool! Now he has a thing someone gave him! ...What should he do with it?

He also isn't a big gift giver himself. Sure, he might give a little something for a birthday or something, but he's not one to constaltly shower people in gifts. It's just not a love language that comes naturally to him at all.

#was unsure what to call this but decided that yeah it probably counts as hcs #bungou stray dogs x reader #bungou stray dogs hcs #dazai osamu #dazai #bsd hcs #dazai hcs #dazai osamu hcs #hcs #headcanons #love languages #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd x reader #dazai x reader #dazai osamu x reader #angst

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godkeis · 1 year

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hello! Can I req Dazai (and anyone else u wish!) caring for a sick s/o? I’ve recently gotten sick and oh my gosh I have been horrific and need some fluff 😮‍💨 remember to take care of urself and to keep hydrated!!

CARING FOR SICK S/O

genre: fluff, slight angst | headcanons

character: dazai osamu

warnings: none

author's note: oh dear 🥺 please do get a lot of rest! make sure to also drink lots of water and eat healthy foods, wishing for you fast recovery 🙏🏻

reblogs and feedback are very much appreciated! 🫶🏻

Knowing how keen Dazai is when it comes to observing anything literally, you won’t be able to hide the fact that you’re feeling a lot much more horrible the moment he laid his eyes on you

“Oh, my dear belladona! Please don’t move, you’ll break yourself!”

“Dazai, it’s just a fever.”

“No! Fever is one of the many causes of death in the world! C’mere I am taking you home and you’re resting.”

Despite Dazai’s usual playfulness, he’s keeping inside the whirling emotion of worry; the least thing he wants to see is his precious person and the love of his life looking weak and pale in front of him; Man cannot stand the fact that you’re feeling horrible yet, still wanted to proceed with your daily routine

Once home, he’ll have you lay down on his mattress and will check your temperature using the back of his hand pressed against your forehead

“Oh my, you’re burning up”

“Dazai, it’s just a fever you don’t have to wo–”

“Or does my belladonna wants to be strapped in bed so you won’t be able to move?” he’ll tease you with the most annoying grin plastered on his face; of course, he’s not Dazai without messing with you

With that, you won’t have a choice but to let him take care of you; he may not look like it but Dazai exactly knows what to do

We all know that Dazai likes to order people around to do things for him but this is an exemption; he’ll pick everything up from medicine to food for you personally

He’ll get the best porridge in Yokohama City and will make sure that it is warm enough to your liking; he’s also the type to spoonfeed you if you can’t eat by yourself and that will include him getting a few bites of the said soup meal and your scolding that he’ll catch the fever too if you share the same spoon

Meds will follow and he’ll make sure that you take it on time; seeing you struggle with swallowing the pill makes his face grimace because it must be painful for you; he silently wishes that he get the fever instead of you because he cannot see the fact that you’re struggling so much even with just drinking water

“Rest now, love. I’ll be here right by your side.”

A suicide advocate never lies to his words, he says and he means that; the moment you close your eyes to get rest, he never left your side

He’s sitting beside you, reading the book heaven knows how many times he finished while constantly checking your temperature every hour and changing the cold towel on your forehead

He’ll intertwine his fingers in your hand to warm your skin when he saw you shiverring

Pushing the futon to shield your body from the vibrating air, he’ll place a gentle peck on your cheeks and smile

“Recover well, my lovely belladonna.”

The following day, he’ll persuade you to take off from your school or work to get proper rest and he’ll also seize this chance to get away from the paperwork he left at the agency that Kunikida is probably working on right now with a huge “you’re so dead to me, Dazai” written on his face

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one-more-fangirl · 2 years

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connie kisses ppl. randomly. like on the cheek, forehead, temple, whatever. he just does.

they're saying goodbye?

he grabs the back of armin's head and pulls him down to kiss it. "okay, bye! be safe!"

they just came back?

he'll stand on a tool next to mikasa and kiss her temple, then pass by historia and leave a kiss on her cheek. "hey guys!"

they're play fighting? ohohoho

he'll pull sasha into a tickle war and repeatedly kiss her cheeks and forehead "are you *kiss* giving *kiss* up yet?*kiss*"

they just did smth right?

a little pat on eren and jean's cheeks and peck on there too "man, we are so good!"

why does he do this, you may ask. well, it all comes from his siblings. he was the eldest son, and he took care of them a lot, he loved them so much (he's great with kids too) and he picked up the habit of kissing them, just pecks, for almost everything. and when the survey corps became his new family, the habit appeared again. actually, it appeared while on training camp, and by the time they joined the levi squad, the rest of them were just patiently waiting for levi to get a forehead kiss too.

this also applies to: baji, natsu, kaminari, mina, kirishima, itadori, saeko, bokuto, tanaka, dazai, kyojuro, luffy, hagakure, toga, senju, reki

they all give me those vibes and nobody can change my mind

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kiksniko · 11 months

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i am once again sick. have more sketches

#bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #fyodor dostoevsky #nikolai gogol #dazai osamu #sigma #sigma bsd #chuuya nakahara #soukoku #skk #sketchy #i love the hc of dazai with braces it's so funny and cute #also dont ask me how often i catch the common cold i am fully convinced my immune system is shit LMAO

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meezla212 · 7 months

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"chuuyas not a good liar!" "chuuya is all brawn and no brain!" Bla bla bla

Chuuya at 15, probably illiterate, tricking the smartest person in the mafia about his knowledge of Arahbaki:

Chuuya at 22 tricking an equally smart man into thinking he's a vampire with some fake teeth and contacts:

#soukoku #chuuya nakahara #bsdtheories #chuuya hcs #dazai #bsd #bungou stray dogs dazai #dazai osamu #skk

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askalastorblog · 20 days

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Im about to give you my favourite headcanon

So we all see Chuuyas bandages around his stomach in his demon SSR costume in tales of the lost but what if it wasnt just for the costume.

What if Chuuya wore these bandages all the time? let me explain.

When Chuuya was 15 he got stabbed by Shirase around his stomach and once it healed it left a pretty nasty scar which reminds Chuuya that he got betrayed by them(the sheep)

Once Dazai found out he hated that he had a scar he gave him some of his bandages and said use them to cover it up so he doesnt have to see it.

Chuuya realised that is why Dazai always wears bandages. Him suggesting this was a moment of weakness for them both.

Neither of them spoke of that day again but they both remember it like it was yesterday.

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caelanglang · 1 year

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Shhhh…. They’re busy recharging and being in love

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chrxnicdaydream · 28 days

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hc that Dazai made a point of calling Chuuya small when they met because Dazai was used to being the small one.

like, finally there was someone shorter than him. because let’s be real, Dazai was barely taller than Chuuya in Fifteen.

i think people forget how small Dazai was too— not just in height, but also in weight. He was underweight in Dark Era, but in Fifteen & even at present he's barely within the healthy weight range for his height. he was constantly described as a twig in Fifteen, and almost every time he's introduced in the light novels he's called lanky, slender, etc.

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blindblossom · 8 months

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I love the 22!Soukoku dynamic in canon because every interaction they have is like:

Dazai: Ughhh Chuuya is so annoying, why won’t he leave me alone (hasn’t actually talked to Chuuya in 4 years)

Chuuya: Ughhh what the fuck now, I bet it’s Dazai’s fault (Dazai is nowhere nearby or involved in the scene)

#soukoku #dachuu #dazai osamu #bsd #bsd dazai #nakahara chuuya #bungou stray dogs #skk #skk headcanons #skk hc #writing #soukoku headcanons #soukoku is sad and in love #soukoku ao3 #dazai x chuuya #bungo stray dogs dazai #bsd chuuya #Bsd HC #chuuya nakahara

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xlillyle · 8 months

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I'm really in love with the idea of teen SKK falling for each other in mundane moments because the world they live in is so crazy and filled with violence and death that when Dazai breaks into Chuuya's apartment on their day off and finds him finishing cooking his favorite crab meal he can't help but feel like struck by lightning as he stares at the two plates that Chuuya already put out.

But the craziest thing is how while he is surprised by the fuzzy feelings, they don't feel unfamiliar.

Not in the way that he was in love before, he wasn't, but because it feels so normal to look at Chuuya and be filled with warmth and smiling like an idiot.

(Obviously, he has to complain about there not being enough crab and the slug's table being chibi-sized to make up for it.)

But Chuuya isn't any better even if it takes him a little longer, he feels even more ridiculous with it because there shouldn't be anything endearing about waking up next to the damn mackerel in his own bed when he went to sleep alone last night.

And yet he knows that he still had his work clothes and shoes on, but Chuuya is only wearing socks and not his coat anymore and his blanket is put over him so that he isn't freezing and he thinks suddenly that maybe he could get used to this.

The thought hits him like a train and he sits up in shock and while it's stunning him, it also feels like he is reading an old book he forgot in the back of his shelf.

The feelings flooding through his veins aren't new, he couldn't say when they became so familiar, but they feel as natural as the blood within him.

(Obviously, he has to kick Dazai out of his bed and yell at him.)

I just love the idea that they both fell for each other silently and got so used to loving each other that it was as natural as breathing to them, but it sneaked up on them one day in an innocent moment of idyllic domesticity in this violence-filled world they are navigating through.

#crossposting from twitter #bungou stray dogs #bsd hc #soukoku #skk #bsd skk #chuuya nakahara #dazai osamu #dazai x chuuya #skk hc #i'm just rambling about them being in love ngl #xlillyle bsd threads

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mishiami · 9 months

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seen a lot of fem skk lately thought i'd share my 15 fem skk designs

#you cant tell me fem dazai wouldnt be 1000x more obnoxiously smitten #like dazai is smitten but she's OPENLY smitten #gives chuuya a heart attack once every day #its her agenda #i have VIVID designs for fem skk through the years dont be surprised if i dump those at some point #i really like dazai looking basically the same in the mafia then trying out more feminine looks in her 2 years underground #its just a fun little thought #yk when people think about the soukoku reaction and hc chuuya as being shocked by dazai's eyes showing??#fem chuuya being quietly surprised and smitten when she walks into the dungeon and sees dazai with both eyes. different. feminine. HAPPY.#just food for thought #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #nakahara chuuya #chuuya nakahara #soukoku #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #fem skk #my art #fan art

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miraculous-ninjabird · 4 months

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Lots of people write about how Chuuya’s an alcoholic but bro is a lightweight who straight up passes out after like, three drinks.

Clearly he’s actually a wine connoisseur who cares about the nuance and flavor (rather than getting drunk)

Dazai on the other hand? Very much an alcoholic. Gets drunk on cheap sake way too often

#bungou stray dogs #not that ppl can’t hc chuuya that way I just personally don’t #I like this idea better #chuuya nakahara #dazai osamu

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woklaza · 4 months

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Mafia Soukoku headcanon: Chuuya was forced to learn to play the piano by Kouyou so he has better 'mind coordination'. So in their apartment, there's a piano in the living room. Dazai, being Dazai, would hide stuff inside the piano until it finally broke one day.

Chuuya, practicing: Dazai, being a perfect pitch: Why did the song start with D instead of E? Chuuya: I guess the piano got old. *continues playing* A loud twang from inside the piano: Bwangggg Chuuya: What the...? *Checks the inside of the piano* Chuuya, abnormally quiet: Dazai. Dazai, all innocent-like: Yes? Chuuya: There are 12 cans of tinned crabs, a moulding sandwich, a pouch of diamonds, 40 bottles of painkillers and A WHOLE BOTTLE OF PETRUS-

The Petrus apparently broke the strings for being too heavy. Chuuya and Dazai decided to keep the broken piano and not discard it.

#bsd #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #soukoku #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #bsd incorrect quotes #Woklaza's silly hcs #No why is this one so oddly specific #coming from grade 8 pianist #Do not ask what Dazai's motives are

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angelzai · 4 months

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nsfw alphabet - osamu dazai . . . .ᐟ

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT!

wc: 2.1k

cw: gn!reader - no explicit anatomy mentioned, switch leaning sub!dazai, nicknames “pretty,” “honey,” and “babe” for reader, one instance of “daddy,” brief mentions of choking/spitting/slapping/marking/collaring/edging/dacryphilia, graphic mentions of cum, cum eating, CUM, degenerate!dazai my beloved

reid: no one asked for this i just be thinking uwu enjoy

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a = aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

it’s dazai - he’s lazy and kind of a princess. unless cleaning up is absolutely necessary (read: you both and the sheets are drenched in sweat and/or cum) he will just want to stay where you are and cuddle and be loved on

usually chatty afterward. loves to chit chat. if you’re too sleepy to hold a conversation, he’ll play with your hair and you can listen to him talk about the fall of the byzantine empire

b = body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

dazai is aware that he has attractive hands. there isn’t a single part of himself he’s not at least a little conscious of, but he knows his hands are both pretty and skilled, so he might as well try to be proud of them!

can’t pick a favorite body part on his partner. it changes by the day. one day it’s your waist, the next it’s your hair, wednesday it’s your thighs, most fridays he prefers your hands, sometimes it’s your stomach, other days it’s your ass. . .

c = cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

i know it tastes like sulfuric acid

cums so much. like an obscene amount.

he definitely has a thing for seeing you covered in his cum - whether it’s on your chest, face, back. . .

filthy nasty when it comes to cleanup. you made a mess on his fingers? he made a mess in your hands? your hole is dripping with his cum and yours? his mouth is on it. shameless

d = dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

less dirty and more just embarrassing for him - he usually cries after make-up sex.

if you argue and then fuck it out, tears will be rolling down his face while he cums - he loves you so much! he doesn’t want a petty argument to ever make you rethink your relationship with him

if you notice this, no you don’t. to him it’s a fucking secret okay

e = experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

while i do think he probably hoed around toward the end of/after his mafia days, i don’t think he’s as experienced as anyone expects him to be.

liked the feeling but hated the vulnerability. it was a tradeoff he wasn’t willing to make anymore at some point. eventually realized he needs to build up a level of trust with potential sexual partners

once that trust is built up though. hooo boy

that genius brain of his isn’t just for detective work

he’s intuitive and a quick learner. absolutely knows what he’s doing.

f = favorite position (this goes without saying)

spoons.

lazy man loves to wrap one arm around your neck and play with you with his free hand while he thrusts into you from behind <3

really partial to any position that lets him bite your neck and kiss your face and groan in your ear (hopes you do the same to him)

g = goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

can’t help the occasional one liner. he’s a natural comedian

dazai rather enjoys more playful sex where you both can laugh and talk throughout - sometimes it feels more intimate than serious, stone-faced sex

takes on a more serious air if he’s feeling jealous or insecure

h = hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

will adhere pretty firmly to whatever your preference is!

if you have no preference, he just trims when he’s unruly - maybe once every two weeks or so

i = intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

physically extremely sensual and aware of your body - little touches and breaths on your skin, lingering eyes, things that would get glossed over by anyone who isn’t a romantic at heart

tries (and succeeds) to swoon you verbally, too.

“need to feel you, please.”

“fuck- we fit s’ well together, don’t you think so?”

“‘m all yours, honey.”

“c’mon, pretty, fuck me like you own me.”

j = jack off (masturbation headcanon)

pillow humper.

he’s lazy! don’t get the idea that he’s above stroking himself because he’s not, but sometimes he just doesn’t feel like it

just imagine him in the first light of the morning waking up before his alarm with an unforgiving hard on. . .he was probably dreaming about you! and if you’re not there, what else is he supposed to do other than fold a pillow between his legs and grind on it until he cums in his boxers?

nnnnhhnmnmghshdhd pillow humper dazai <3

k = kink (one or more of their kinks)

choke. this. man.

whether he’s topping bottoming subbing domming whatever he cums 10x harder when your hands are anywhere near his neck

likes fingers in his mouth uwu since he’s confident in his hands, he’s definitely into you sucking on his fingers too

pry his jaw open and spit on his tongue. he will gladly return the favor, if you wish

slap him if you’re comfortable. he’s down for it. he usually hates pain, but if it’s supplemental to pleasure?

big fan of biting and scratching too, both ways if you’ll indulge him.

likes having matching marks <3

leash and collar this man while he’s on his knees and tell him it’s where he belongs. he’ll agree!

edges the hell out of you when he doms. maybe likes to see you cry a little bit <3

on the softer side, he adores being praised - bonus points if you can mix in some subtle and tasteful degradation. loves being told how good he feels, how good he’s letting you use him, how good of a boy he is. . .

l = location (favorite places to do the do)

he prefers the privacy of your bedroom so he can completely let go of his reservations

buuuuuut also gets excited about car sex uwu something about how the windows fog up, and how desperate and feral it can feel. . .

at the end of the day, he’s never met a flat surface he couldn’t fuck on. if he wants you, he’ll find somewhere to have you

m = motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

when you get intense about anything. discussing something you’re very passionate about? someone or something is visibly pissing you off? you’re road raging? dazai’s ready to drop ‘em

oh lord about to get the works cited page going. next bullet point references this post by user cqthqrtic (not tagging as to not surprise them with random nsfw content in their notifs, however if you see this, legend, and want tagged do let me know!), who pioneered my favorite degenerate!dazai and i think about him OFTEN

so with that, on a less wholesome note than the first one, i fully agree that calling him names like sicko, perv, freak, etc. gets him going like you would not fucking believe. he lives for your half-disgusted little reactions when he whispers filth in your ear in public or proposes some depraved shit like eating his own cum out of you. god forgive me

n = no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

heavy, intense degradation. he’s already hyper-convinced that he’s a piece of shit. keep it to the classics; he likes being your dumb slut, your fucktoy, your brat, etc. and mix it up with praise. he does not like being called useless, bad, good for nothing else, etc.

o = oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

a real eater. a proud munch. so fucking smug about it too

his mouth + his hands? you’re seeing god

cannot however deny how much he loves your mouth on his cock. he’ll almost never ask for it, but he’ll also never say no to it.

might get carried away and fuck your throat a little - don’t worry, he’ll compensate you. ride his face til he can’t breathe

p = pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

almost always wants to take his time with you! he’s got a lot of self control and he uses that to his advantage

he can’t get over how tender it feels to bury his face in your neck, wrap his arms around you, and feel your nails in his back while he’s fucking you deep and unhurriedly

he loves slow, sleepy, lazy sex where his hands can just roam every inch of your body.

don’t get it twisted - dazai will absolutely fuck you fast and rough if you just say the word

want him to go faster and harder? give his hair a good tug <3

q = quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

not his favorite methodology, last letter considered.

won’t decline if it’s to get out of work <3 bring him lunch at the office and he might just bend you over the bathroom sink

r = risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

he’ll try just about anything once.

this man spent his most formative years in a front row seat to observe humanity at its filthiest - anything that happens with mutual consent and good intent between you two in the bedroom can’t be that horrible.

besides, he loves discovering new kinks of his with you <3

s = stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

only one or two rounds, maybe three on a good day, but he manages his time well.

spends anywhere from 15-30 minutes on foreplay on the first go around

will let you rest between rounds but continue kissing on you and teasing you lightly so it all just feels like one dreamy and continuous round

with his insane self control he could easily drag a couple rounds of sex out for hours. many hours.

however, he won’t usually keep you longer than three or so hours; on the flip side, he rarely spends less than 45 minutes on you.

t = toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

not opposed to you bringing toys to the table, but no, he doesn’t own any.

he can makeshift some handcuffs out of a belt so quick - what would he need to buy them for?

not a fan of having toys used on him, but he’ll go to town on you if you want <3

u = unfair (how much they like to tease)

oh brother

will hold off on cumming himself just so he can draw your orgasm out longer. sensing a theme here? when i tell you his self control is insane.

beg him all you want - he goes into it knowing exactly how long he’s going to edge you for <3

v = volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

he can hold himself back and be quiet. . .does not like to, though!

high quality triple x this-shit-rated-porn ass moans, sighs, grunts, and whines coming out of him regardless of his position. he was meant to be LOUD. he likes to let you know how good you make him feel!

cusses so much.

whatever he’s babbling gets so breathy and growly when he’s close

“thank you thank you thank you fuck thank you” while he cums <3

w = wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

wanna make him bust on the spot? call him daddy while he’s in you <3

x = x-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

average thickness but god he’s long

we’re talkin pushing eight inches

no curve, very few veins, blushy pink tip

sticks straight up and twitches when he’s hard <3

y = yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

contrary to popular (?) belief, i think his sex drive is average if not a little lower

mostly just up for it whenever you are! you bring it up? sure, he’s game <3

about who initiates sex: 60/40, you/him respectively.

if he’s not in the mood will say some really lame and uncomfortably silly shit like “i think mr. pinky’s asleep right now babe” 👎

z = zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

no he wants. to. CHAT

has enough trouble sleeping at night as it is! kind of just wants to go back to snuggling and hanging out when you’re done

again if it’s bedtime and you’re sleepy, he’ll just talk softly about whatever until he hears you snoring.

might pick up a book for an hour or so before joining you in the dream world <3

always smooches you goodnight whether you’re awake or not.

#bsd dazai x reader #bungou stray dogs x reader #dazai x reader #osamu dazai x reader #bsd x reader #dazai headcanons #dazai hcs #angelzai original.ᐟ #devilzai hours.ᐟ #mdni

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