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riiwrites · 2 months

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𝐍𝐎 𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐒, 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐒 & 𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐒.

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summary : in which you walk in on dazai and one of his unexpected habits.

genre : angst to fluff, comfort

warnings : mentions and links to overthinking, sad dazai :(, not proof read.

a/n : hi my beauties, it’s been a while since i’ve wrote anything so i hope you all enjoy this in honour of chapter 114 :3

dividers belong to @/benkeibear!

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Dazai was a man of many things. He had many demons. Ones that would sometimes crawl up his back at night like a pitiful insect that could cause a shiver up one’s spine as they lay awake at night thinking of the things they could’ve done better. A perfect way to describe Dazais night as he stares at the naked ceiling with dull eyes as you sleep right next to him ever so peacefully.

He had dragons he couldn’t possibly dare to slay as they were just too undefeatable even for someone as calculating and conniving as Dazai. No matter how many plans ending in alphabetical order he tried to create, those dragons would always somehow manage to slide and slither like a snake into his mind. They were fake, the dragons of course. He convinced himself that most nights. ‘These worries will pass’ He’d tell himself, and most nights they did.

But not this time, this time it was much worse. Like a wave crashing on the shore, so did Dazai’s mental state crash as it crumbled before him like a king on his heavy throne without a protective shield to protect him from the things he hated.

It was a stressful day for you. This morning had been an absolute disaster for you as you had woken up way past your alarm and your lover was nowhere to be found. Sure, he might have just been doing his daily errands or doing whatever but for one, Dazai wasn’t quite the morning person and two, he was acting awfully..odd last night, and it was the kind of odd that you wouldn’t consider to be your lovers.

“Don’t you ever think that we..were born to die..?”

You furrow your eyebrows as you turn on your side to face your lover in the twin sized mattress you two were both quite comfortable on.

“Elaborate?” You ask.

“We as humans, live for a while, and then die..isn’t that our only purpose?”

“What, just to die? I don’t know maybe..” You answer, propping your head up with your arm, pressing your elbow into the soft material of the mattress.

“Hm..” He answers mindlessly. It was short and abrupt, but you could feel the tense aura in the room as he stared blankly up at the ceiling.

“..Something on your mind..?” You ask in a soft tone. Reaching your hand out slowly to brush some messy hairs back from his face. He always looked better with his hair off his face anyway.

He turns to you with a smile, but not one of the sweet and sunny ones, oh no. This one had sorrow.

It was such a sad smile. One of woe and pain that not even words of the finest lips could speak to convey such torment.

“Just peachy.” He replies, but you both knew that was such a lie.

“Y/N.” Kunikidas curt voice snaps you out of the reigns of your own sorrow. “You’re free to leave.”

“Huh..?”

“I understand you are not in the correct mindset to resume your work duties. So please, feel free to head home.”

Your eyes widen as you furrow your eyebrows in sympathy at the man. Were you that readable?

“Oh, Kunikida there’s no need really-“

“It’s an order.” He interrupts, not a single change in his expression as he tells you so. “It’s an order from me that you go home and take care of yourself.”

Silence fills the small work space you two find yourself in as you can only nod, standing up in the same silence as you quickly gather your things and turn to the door.

“And Y/N.” Kunikida speaks again, to which you turn your head over your shoulder to see that his expression had changed just a little bit, to one of concern.

“If you ever need to speak to someone. I’m here.”

You smile, a short but sweet one that shows you appreciate his kindness.

“Thank you.” You whisper. Kunikida returns the favour with the same short kind smile you gave him, before returning to his same demeanour and professionalism as he says one last thing.

“And tell damn Dazai to come in for his paperwork also..I’m getting worried about the bastard.”

This makes you frown as you turn to leave. Dazai hasn’t been in the whole day? Then just where the hell is he..?

You walked home with an umbrella over your head as the weather spat rain from the skies. ‘What a perfect way to capture the mood’ you thought as you looked down at your feet splashing against the wet tiles of concrete on the ground as you walked on the sidewalk.

You soon reach home after the boring walk to your apartment. You jingle the keys into the lock before walking into your ‘homey home’.

That’s when, you noticed something on the shoe rack. Shoes of the man you loved oh so dearly. Dazai was here! You can’t ignore the jump in your heart when you recognise his presence.

Given the fact that you couldn’t hear any footsteps or sounds coming from the kitchen or living room, you can only imagine that he was upstairs in the comfort of your bedroom you two shared together. You look up the staircase and began your adventure upward.

Once you head upstairs, you head towards your room, you could hear the sounds of..shuffling? which you could only assume was your lover doing whatever it was he was doing in your room. You expected something stupid, as that’s what he was normally known for doing. So you expected something of the sort.

What you didn’t expect however, was to find said lover rolling along the carpet of your bedroom floor.

But, here he was - rolling. What an odd thing to say..

Silence fills the room once he realises you’re in the room. He abruptly stops and leans up to see you.

“..Hi.”

“..Hi my love.” You say, still in a bit of shock after seeing this..delightful sight.

“..So you probably have questions..” He begins to say, looking off at the wall beside you to avoid eye contact from this awkward exchange. You only smile at him, before shaking your head.

“I do, but not related to what you’re doing.” You say, before closing the door and making your way over to him.

He snaps his head to look at you, furrowed eyebrows and a look of confusion pair well together as he looks at you with bewilderment as you stand above him, suggesting to the floor.

“May I?” He smiles at this.

“..You may.” He replies, scooting over to make room.

Your smile remains as you shimmy off your coat and place it on the bed before you sit on the floor and lay down next to him, turning your head to face him with the same kind smile.

“Are you alright?” You ask in a soft tone, the same soft tone you use with him that he loves so dearly.

“Just peachy.” He replies, and you recognise this conversation all over again.

“I know that’s a white lie.” You reply, urging to push further. Dazai hates to lie to you, but sometimes he does to protect you. But he knows now he simply can’t lie another time to you. His heart knows better.

“Just a little..” He replies, smiling mischievously as you flick his forehead playfully.

“Please talk to me.” You plea, furrowing your eyebrows in a rush of worry. He mirrors your expression as he realises just how concerned you actually are.

“I’m worried about you.”

Well, this was new. To Dazai atleast. He knew you cared and worried of course, but to hear you say such words awakened a type of emotion he didn’t have in him. It was a little punch in the stomach that made his insides churn with warmth, he didn’t know what to call it.

“..I’m sorry.” He begins with a soft tone, grabbing your hand gently and holding it to his lips as he presses a gentle, apologetic kiss to the knuckles of your hand.

“Oh, why are you apologising my love..? You mustn’t..” You whisper as you take his same hand that was holding yours and press it to your lips, now kissing his knuckles also.

A moment of silence passes before he takes a deep breath to answer. This would be a hurdle, but he knows he’ll need to jump for you.

“..I get like this sometimes.” He answers. “I get these thoughts. I like to think of them as dragons..because they’re like big and powerful. That’s what my thoughts are like.”

You nod in understanding, beckoning him to continue.

“..and sometimes they just get..too much for me to handle.”

You furrow your eyebrows in concern again, to which Dazai reaches his finger up and rubs your crease away.

“Don’t frown, you’ll get wrinkles.” He teases as a way to cheer you up from this confession. You let out a chuckle, reaching out to brush his messy hair off his face.

“You always look better with your hair off your face..” You say, to which you can see him smile. But not a sad one, oh no, this one was a genuine one. You could tell.

“I have been trying to control them, I don’t just let them haunt me.” He reassures and continues. “That’s why I’ve been away the whole day. I tried to go out for a walk early in the morning.” He shrugs.

“It’s also why I’m laying down here.” He confesses. “It..somehow relaxes me, calms me, helps me to organise my thoughts.”

You smile. “It’s unexpected, but healthy. I’m glad you’re finding better ways to cope, Samu.”

“Thanks my love.” He responds as he leans forward and kisses your forehead, to which you pull him in for a big hug, rubbing his back gently.

“..I’ve had a shit day..” You whisper.

“I’ve also had a shit day..” He whispers back.

“We’ve had a shit day.” You laugh into his shoulder, he laughs with you as he presses a kiss to your head.

He pulls away as he sits up, holding your hands to help you sit up too. You face him at the same eye level as you finally ask the dreaded question.

“..Why didn’t you tell me..?”

To this his smile slowly fades, but he smiles softly as he rubs your hands.

“To protect you, I guess. I don’t want to drag you down. Don’t want the dragons getting to you.” He jokes with the last part, to which you smile and say.

“I’ll slay dragons with you anyday.” You squeeze his hand, he squeezes back in return.

“But!” You swipe your hand away from his, to which he’s a bit taken back with.

“No lies next time. If you’re feeling down, please turn to me if you need a helping hand, okay?”

He smiles at your face, the face he loves so much. He takes your hand and presses one last kiss to your knuckles.

“No lies, only truths.” He promises, before he leans in to give you a sweet but firm kiss on the lips. “and kisses.” He smirks and gives you a cheeky wink.

“Oh wow.” You sarcastically reply, rolling your eyes as you can’t hide the smile you have on your face. “You’re adorable.”

At times like these, Dazai cherishes. He cherishes so hard that he feels that if you took his brain out he’d have memories literally ingraved inside his mushy brain of things he cherished.

You were the most kindest, selfless, and loveable human being Dazai could have ever asked for. He was so grateful for you.

Not only does he have a lover, but a friend, and also a partner he can slay dragons with any-day and night. No dragon was too big for the both of you.

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aarcanechaoss · 1 year

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Can you do BSD ADS character kinks ?

Can do my dude - my lovely 🦔 anon helped

It’s not exactly “kinks” but just what came to our minds… enjoy

Fukuzawa

He likes to give, anything from praise, to kisses to hair pulls

He likes to watch you some days when it’s been particularly tough he just sits in silence and watches you and other days he’s almost whispering commands for you

If you are Fem presenting in anyway this man LOVES your boobs, or you present more masc he also loves your chest

Yosano

Dominant in all ways… woman is a secret dominatrix tho (lingerie and a whip kinda lady)

She’s very experimental there’s probably nothing she hasn’t tried at least once with you

Straight up bondage queen- does not give a shit who she’s with you are gonna be put in MANY positions

Tanizaki

None. He just wants to have kisses and cuddles and some sweet vanilla sex

He just wants to watch a movie without being touched all the time poor dude he’s just really awkward

Kunikida

Idk why some people think he’s gonna be vanilla or want to stick to a routine NO this man wants to relive stress

You are getting tied to the bed and fucked six ways from Sunday (aftercare king though)

He doesn’t think he has the time to actually explore any kinks so he’s content with enjoying rough sex as long as he doesn’t hurt you

It’s usually stress sex because of Dazai tho so… be prepared 😂😂

Dazai

Bratty dom… but like because he’s a little shit and he’s got a solid mix of praise and degradation (look at my pretty baby just couldn’t fucking wait to be ruined could you?)

Like Yosano he’s tried everything at least once but far less into it. Honestly isn’t into anything that will cause physical harm to his partner Knife play? If he was still in the mafia maybe. Gun play? FUCK NO

As much as I hate it he is probably into light choking like hand resting on the neck but not doing anything

He also LOVES marking. On you and on him he just can’t not love the feeling

And edging… he is a torture expert after all but also LOVES to see what you’ll do to him (manspread and all)

Ranpo

Thigh man… please just let him die happy between your thighs let him be known as the king of oral

All the sweets and snacks in the world don’t compare to being between your thighs and him going to TOWN down there

Praise kink… we all knew this and I know all of you knew I’d write that. Praise this man

Some of you won’t agree and I know you won’t cuz I’ve seen it but 🦔 and I are in agreement that he packing and that definitely helps with the praise kink

Atsushi

Honestly this man has no idea what a kink is and he’s a total novice

But

And hear us out

He’s a fucking natural… and I know we all joke about it but like 👀 animal instincts guys let that tiger out

Got no clue what’s going on but he is unexpectedly happy about not having to pull out so yeah fuck it we’ll give him a little breeding kink mostly for our own amusement

He also loves touching his partner. Whether that’s gripping their thighs or waist etc he just likes that feeling of being close and being able to have power

But not in a controlling way cuz he’s a softie

Like he could manhandle you if you want and that makes him feel things but he isn’t particularly dominant. Soft dom bby cuz he likes being able to care for you and himself

Anyway 😂😂 I hope our dumbassery is adequate cuz this is what we came up with for this request have a good one

#bsd smut #Bungou stray dogs smut #🦔 anon

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jellyjellyfish · 11 months

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BSD men with an s/o who's like kanon matsubara

(please dont stress me i just finished my exams, i need rest! )

Okay moving on☺

Here is what you look like :

In my au kanon isn't in HHW ,so now let us dive in(•^•)

Dazai

It's literal hell if your kanon and your partner is dazai yes he's hot but he will keep on teasing making your face as red as a tomato but you probably already know what you're getting in to if you accepted him he's damn right clingy.

Always gave you a suprised kiss making you flustered and the others could only watch as you are tortured with endless flirts,hugs and kisses.

(Well at least it's not as bad as being alone right?)

Bonus:

Dazai:"oh how did i get so lucky with a girl like you? "As he kissed you.

Doppo

We all know how boring it would be being the lover of the Almighty serious man himself... You are teased around about your relationship with him never given a single break.

Poor you completely being his ideal type but don't worry once both of you is at no ones sight things started to get intresting well may as well hope you can still walk if you know what i mean.

Bonus:

Doppo:" sorry i can't express my love for you openly around others i'll make up for it darling... "

Ranpo

Just like dazai he loves teasing you he also likes to give you sweets often bring you to aquariums to have someone quality time with you and if you think you being uncomfortable around others goes unnoticed by him well your sadly mistaken.

Do you think he's the most amazing at detective work for nothing he can solve a case only needing a few minutes.

He loves to be praised by you and he also loves seeing you in different outfits he buys so many outfits for you Like damn.

Bonus:

Ranpo:"if you ever want anything you can tell me so don't worry, i love you my love. " as he hugs you from behind and made you sit letting him rest his head on yours.

Fukuzawa

He is the calmest person you have ever met his perfect and your really respected in the agency you never ever going to have to worry about money he would buy you everything you want.

If you're feeling lonely but doesn't want to disturb his work you just wait for him to finish or atleast that what you though once your desire is shown on your face so before you could wait for him he will suddenly carry you bridal style put you in his king sized bed and you know what's going to happen

(don't know is he going to be gentle or not but you're definitely won't be getting out of bed that's for sure.)

Bonus:

Fukuzawa: "Stay still darling the work can wait for little longer.. "

He coed to you seems like you will be sleeping late tonight.

#bungo stray dogs #bsd x reader #ranpo x reader #dazai x reader #doppo x reader #writers block #new writer boost #fukuzawa x reader

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soukoku-fic-recs · 2 years

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Do you have any completed fifteen year old skk fanfic?

Hiiii!!

Of course! Here are some of my faves:

Switched by Yellow_Canna: Each human in this world was born harbouring two different souls inside them. The first soul being the dominant soul—the soul of the body, and the second soul being the soul of their other half which was what they called a Soul Mate. Whenever a person’s life was endangered or was under extreme stress, a strange phenomenon would occur where their personality changed into a completely different person’s. This phenomenon was called the Switch. “Mama! Dinner has been prepared!” “Mama! Was your bath pleasant?” “Mama! Did you like the camellia flowers?” “Mama!”The calls of "mama" echoed throughout the air as Chuuya froze at the doorway, eyelids jumping nonstop at the young boys crowding around him. Nakahara Chuuya, age fifteen, has become the owner (mama) of a gay brothel (whore house) within Yokohama’s underground red-light district. Chuuya was going to kill his Soul Mate.

The Color of Your Eyes, is the Color of the World by justherefortheride09: "He looks up at the boy stepping on him, their eyes lock, a blue-gray color in them. Blue... he can't see blue. Yet, the always gray sky behind the boy was gaining color, but Dazai's focus was only on the blue-gray eyes glaring down at him. He ignored the change and answered normally to the boy. He knew what had happened, he had met his soulmate. But, he also knew that the boy stepping on him wasn't experiencing what he was. It made him intrigued, curious of his apparent soulmate, to say the least. The boy had short orange hair, a green leather jacket, and his hands were in his pockets, Dazai quickly realized who the boy was, the King of the Sheep, Nakahara Chuuya." Or: the color soulmates fic nobody asked for.

wolf among sheep by Shinkirou: Joining a local gang of orphaned children at the age of thirteen hadn't exactly been Dazai's plan in life, but realistically speaking, it isn't like he has anything better to do, so... Why not?(There are, of course, many reasons to not do that, but, well. Dazai's boredom is a powerful thing.)[AKA the completely self-indulgent "Dazai joins the Sheep" au that nobody asked for.

Wait, we're married? by hasa3810: At the young age of fifteen, Chuuya tricks Dazai into marrying him. At the age of twenty two, Dazai confronts Chuuya about it.

Bandaged Sheep by MidnightLightHowlite: There had been something very weird, very off about the new recruit. He had popped up out of thin air a few months ago, wrapped from head to toe in bandages. Not a word of what he did before, saying he wanted to join the sheep. He wasn't strong or skilled, and truly, there was no logical reason for Chuuya to pay him any mind.But then the Port Mafia put a huge bounty on his head and things started to get interesting.

meltdown by whiteautumn: Something’s different today. Chuuya grinned, eyes sharp and anticipatory. It’s been a while since anything exciting has happened. Whatever comes at him today, he’s ready. Two boys meet, and it's the beginning of an earth-shattering relationship. Chuuya has found what's his, but everyone has their own motives.Including Dazai.

oh darling it's alarming to think of us apart (you know you've got me in your pocket) by interludewings: “Okay so if we’re both still single when we’re twenty two,” Dazai’s smile grew even wider. “Let’s marry each other.” By the time Chuuya’s twenty two, he’d probably be in a relationship with someone else, and the possibilities of them even remembering each other were slim to none. And so, Chuuya gave his answer. “Fine, let’s do that.” In short, fifteen year olds Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuuya made a stupid promise one day in their school library out of boredom, which leads to the next seven years of their life filled with fighting, burnt notebooks and late night conversations.

To Rewrite Fate by purplesan: ‘Don’t you have something you still want to do? A place you still want to see?’ The boy shrugged. ‘What’s the point if the memory of having done that will only die with me anyway?’ ‘There are things I’d like to show you, if you’d let me. Maybe they will change your mind after all. We’re about the same age, right? Maybe we could be friends.’ Chuuya didn’t have many of those himself. ‘Why would you want to be friends with someone who wants to die? I’ll just leave you and make you feel sad again. I’ve done it before.’ Was he talking about a previous friend he’d abandoned? Somehow, the sentence just didn’t make sense to him. ‘Well, we don’t know that unless we try, right?’

a burning hill by icaarus: "Has anyone ever told you your hair is the same colour as autumn leaves?" Chuuya Nakahara, a fifteen year old weapon made for Japan that was terminated after deemed too emotional. Dazai Osamu, a fifteen year old grim reaper standing over Verlaine's body in that God-forsaken lighthouse. Two demon prodigies on opposite sides of a war neither had asked to be swept up into, fighting for revenge and the freedom that awaits them in death. In the end, two wrongs do not make a right, and they are no exception. As Dazai pulls the pin from the grenade, Chuuya smiles. And so they burn.

Hope you enjoy and have a wonderful day!! ^ - ^

-f

#dazai osamu #nakahara chuuya #soukoku #fic rec #fifteen #soukoku fanfic #bsd fifteen #soukoku fanfiction #bungou stray dogs

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larathia · 1 year

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BSD Rewatch Notes #3

Wow.

Atsushi’s take on Dazai is...actually kind of hard to parse at times. He clearly looks up to Dazai as role model and mentor and can get very concerned about Dazai’s health/welfare...

And yet. He’s also well aware that Dazai is a fiend of a trickster who sometimes straight up lives to torment Kunikida and will do incomprehensibly weird things simply because nobody stopped him from doing them.

Spends a fair chunk of an episode doing both at about the same time, too. Like, Dazai can spend a huge chunk of time overtly plotting to torment Kunikida and Atsushi is SO DONE and SO “why, why are you like this” - and at the same time when Dazai’s like “this is why Kunikida is our second in command”, Atsushi snaps right back into ‘yes senpai’ mode.

I mean I’ve noted this before but really all I can think is that while Atsushi treats Dazai as his mentor, one can really only define their relationship as “a depressed man and his cat”. By which I mean the only way I can make the emotional level make sense, is to picture that - a depressed man and his cat - with all that that would entail. Which would have days of the cat purring on the man’s lap, yes, but just as often would have the cat giving judgey “seriously, it’s 2pm and you still haven’t gotten up” looks and occasionally biting the man’s nose, because that’s how cats are. They may love and adore us but that doesn’t mean they’re necessarily going to put up with our bullshit.

Also...my gods, Kunikida is neurotic. I mean that isn’t OCD, it’s somewhere several steps past that. Since Dazai DOES seem to have respect for Kunikida, even while deliberately attempting to snap his mind in half, I can only figure Dazai is trying to teach Kunikida to stay mentally flexible or something - you know, sort of give him repeated stress tests so the wood bends rather than breaks? Because wow. Kunikida could SO break, given his outlook and the work he does. Dazai is NOT wrong to think Kunikida could be the next Azure King. There’s a good man in there, but the split between the world Kunikida wants - his Ideal world - and the world that actually exists is way too wide. It makes him bitchy and kind of cruel, a lot more often than it makes him noble or kind. I find myself more often surprised by Kunikida’s kindness than his harshness.

I do think the ADA chose its second in command well, but also that the ADA has been very fortunate not to NEED Kunikida to step into that role. Especially in these earlier episodes. (I keep thinking ‘he mellows out, right? I seem to remember he mellows out’ but right now I can’t be sure I remembered that right.)

#bungou stray dogs #bsd analysis

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yondzone · 3 years

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Bungou stray dogs relationship headcanons

sfw very sligth nsfw

those under 16 please do only read the sfw part

↰ 𓂃 ⌲ ⌂.

⋆ ☄.⠈⠂⠄⠄⠂⠁⠁⠂⠄⠄⠂⠁⠁⠂⠄⠂* ; ☔

𝕱𝖎𝖔𝖉𝖔𝖗 𝕯𝖔𝖘𝖙𝖔ï𝖊𝖛𝖘𝖐𝖎

▚ 𝖘𝖋𝖜 :

⌗ If you managed to have your way to his heat, then you are definitely one special fellow to him, so only to you and around you he will show is soft persona that he never let anyone see in decade.

⌗ If you end up living together, the little time he his at home he will he bring your breakfast at bed to make up for the fact that he his basically never here.

⌗ He prefer kissing you on the cheek rather than on the lips. And in the morning (if by miracle he didn’t already leave) he’ll automatically kiss you cheek to wake you up. And if he his here before going to sleep he’ll ask for a kiss on the cheek.

⌗ He also like night cuddles (of course he won’t admit it.) he never touched anybody so you give hi this feeling of constant novelty.

⌗ He loves when you are jealous and he is gonna tease you with those word : "you seems jealous, is everything fine ? :)" in fact he hates people but if it means seeing your jealous face he don’t mind playing the womanizer for some minute to just tease you.

▚ 𝖓𝖘𝖋𝖜 :

⌗Fyodor is definitely a top this bitch will rather die than being a bottom.

⌗ He know the effect it have on you when he tie his hair up so you can be sure that evrrytime you do the deed he while have is hair up ✨.

⌗ Low key have a master servant kink that get him going for hours.

⌗ Hes not someone very vocal when you both do it.

⌗ He doesn’t look like this but he his really touchy in the bed.

⌗ Bed is his favorite place he is quite traditional in fact he does not want it in other place rather than the bedroom.

⌗ But he lost his traditionalism the day you introduced to him ‘sex toys’ oh so a new way to torture you without killing you? he’ll take this opportunity gladly.

⌗ One day you tried to be on top and your ‘master’ did not like that so he destroyed you for the whole night.

𝕮𝖍𝖚𝖚𝖞𝖆 𝕹𝖆𝖐𝖆𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖆

▚ 𝖘𝖋𝖜 :

⌗ Chuuya is very romantic, like very romantic.

⌗ He likes kisses, giving and receiving, he does not have a favorite place to kiss or to be kissed because he loves hems all.

⌗ When he is stressed or tired (or both), he likes to cuddle you, wine and cuddle are his comfort things.

⌗ Speaking of cuddling, he likes to cuddle you while taking a shower (hot water and rose petals) after all he his very comfortable with you and love your presence

⌗ He feels more confident when you compliment him, and he will shamelessly admit it ‘please compliment me more’

⌗ Chuuya is quite jealous and possessive. If someone tries to hit on you or make a move, he will go feral on this person and make sure everyone in the future who you belong too

⌗ A whore for PDA in public, he will always hold your hand or put his arm around you, so that everyone will see that you are taken.

⌗ He won't tell you that he loves you often, because he prefer action out of words. He's the type of person willing to do anything to drown you in gifts and make you happy.

⌗ If you find something nice or cool, he will buy it for you, just to see you smile. Needy Chuuya want to see you smile

▚ 𝖓𝖘𝖋𝖜 :

⌗ He his totally a switch, one day he can feel like a total top and the day after will feel the need to be dominated.

⌗ He like being on top yes, but he prefer it when you are riding him he really love seeing you body from below, its exquisite.

⌗ He is an hips man, he love them. So you being on top of him gives him the opportunity to admire and explore your body.

⌗ Chuuya likes your moans very much, he finds them adorable and it shows that you feel good, which makes him happy.

⌗ Chuuya is vocal, way too much vocal in the bed.

⌗ He his considered as the king of aftercare trust me, its heaven.

𝕯𝖆𝖟𝖆𝖎 𝕺𝖘𝖆𝖒𝖚

▚ 𝖘𝖋𝖜 :

⌗ Do not lie to yourself, a relationship with Dazai have high chance of ending not well because of some toxicity he may develop as time goes on.

⌗ He his really possesive, once he got you he wont let you go,never ever.

⌗ He love to kiss you. He loves the taste of your lips and the feeling of kissing you makes him feel something he never had.

⌗ In public, dazai will be the dork he his but… in worse. (yes its possible) he will be playful to death with you.

⌗ While when you are alone, he is much more sentimental but he will continue to remain slightly playful.

⌗ He loves teasing you, if he manage to make you blush, it will makes him continue even more because he finds you oh so adorable when you are embarrassed.

⌗ At night, he will cuddle you while holding you tightly, so that you can feel safe and loved.

▚ 𝖓𝖘𝖋𝖜 :

⌗ Dazai doesn't really feel the need to have sex he have better thing to do and never really tough about commitment wit anybody.

⌗ But when it's with you, he will have sex with you after-all all opportunity to your body, he’ll take it.

⌗ Slow and passionate sex over here! He his rarely pn the fast and rough side but if you ask he’ll comply to any of your desire.

⌗ He don't really have favorite position, nor kink except maybe some bondage

⌗ Did I forget that he have a praise kink? Of course receiving and giving,

⌗ Dazai is very vocal, im not talking about moan they are relatively low, but about praise, when you both are doing the deed, praise are overflowing (🦋🦋🦋)

𝕾𝖎𝖌𝖒𝖆

▚ 𝖘𝖋𝖜 :

⌗ Sigma never had anything except his casino which his his whole life so at first when he get implied in a relationship he will be clumsy not knowing how human relation work

⌗ He will need guidance from you, he wont make first move simply because he does not know how it work.

⌗ He his kind, really really kind to you. He view you as something very fragile and it will take time for him to comprehend that you are not weak.

⌗ Because he his always in his casino the only moment you can see him his when he his in his office, he barely goes to sleep too occupied maintaining the casino.

⌗ You finally gave him what he desired : reasons to live, you are very much cherished by him.

⌗ And you also need to cherish him and make him gain confidence in himself.

▚ 𝖓𝖘𝖋𝖜 :

⌗ He his a bottom he have no social skill and does not know anything about how the society or relationship work as I already said.

⌗ You basically need to do everything and engage everything.

⌗ Your kink are his kink, you’re favorite position is also his favorite.

⌗ The man cry a lot out of pleasure in the bedroom, he his utterly beautiful when he cries.

⌗ As time goes by he will gain in assurance and try to be on top but out of habit he just revert back to being bellow. But please praise him, he tried.

𝕹𝖎𝖈𝖔𝖑𝖆𝖘 𝕲𝖔𝖌𝖔𝖑

▚ 𝖘𝖋𝖜 :

⌗ … how did you get yourself into this relationship again?

⌗ do not go out with him I repeat to not go out with him, at home its okay but when in public he start to theatrically declare his love to you, I promise dying would be better than having to support this embarrassment anymore.

⌗ you know that he love asking rhetorical question right? Just let him be, read a book or play on your phone while he monologue

⌗ the number of nickname you have can’t be counted on two hands

⌗ he forces you to call him by nickname and pet name he himself thought of ‘from now on call me the pineapple of your ocean eyes’ …. the fuck is wrong with his brain, where your first tough

⌗ He always kept on repeating that he wanted to be free and first say to you that you should not hope for him to be sweet or be present but every time you come home he his here patiently waiting on the couch.

⌗ his change of persona really surprise you every time they happen, even after years of dating it’s sill hard for you to grasp his true self, a playful sadistic idiot, or a serious full of guilt person aware of his cruel crime.

▚ 𝖓𝖘𝖋𝖜 :

⌗ he his so sadistic, he love to see you cry

⌗ definitely into cosplay and role play in the bedroom ‘today I am the pirate and you my parrot look at those beautiful costume’

⌗ you have an enormous box with all of your disguises

⌗ he have every sex toy possible, may or may not have already bought every sex toy from a store

⌗ usually rough, very rough, and sometime he break the mood with his goofy attitude, he does not mind the mood being broke because he’ll restore it in no time

⌗ they are time he his acting like a narrator as he fuck you ‘then gogol slowly slap her pink ass-’ this is really disturbing

⌗ you can have a little of respite when he decide to have sex with his serious personality respite.

when it happen it’s fast but passionate and stop the joke and the room become silent only filled with both of your moans

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tender-rosiey · 3 years

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Can I request for Chuuya (and Dazai and Akutugawa if you are feeling up to it) with a sweet fem!s/o who notices they have been really stressed out lately so she takes them to spend the day at the amusement park or the zoo to get them to have fun and try to relax a bit? If not, that is okay but thank you for reading this anyways!

❥ BSD characters with a sweet s/o who takes them to the zoo

❥— Includes Dazai, Chuuya and Akutagawa

ᴀ/ɴ: I hope you like this dear and have a wonderful day! 🥺💘

Dazai Osamu:

It’s really rare that Dazai gets stressed

Which is exactly why it got you concerned :(

He was one to put in consideration every step he took and knew what it will bring upon him

So knowing that

What made him stressed must’ve been bad

So you took the liberty to try and make his day better

Made him his favorite snacks and packed them in a bag in case he gets hungry there

Why not just eat from there?

After tasting your cooking, the great Dazai swore to never eat anything that you didn’t cook while you are with him and still able to cook him something

Now back to comforting the brunette

When he came back home, he looked really bothered

my baby 🥺

“OSAMU!”

You called sweetly and he couldn’t help but smile softly

It always made his day coming back to you

He gave you the usual after work hug but then noticed you are dressed up

“What for, belladonna?”

When you beam at him and told him you both were going to the zoo, he got confused

So as you guys were walking there hand in hand, he asked you about it

Imagine how he felt when you told him that you noticed he looked stressed so you thought cute animals might brighten up his mood

Despite having a cute tiger in work already but ok

Man felt cared for and just wanted hug you right on the spot

But of course pride is a thing and he didn’t want you to know just how much of an effect you have on him so he just laughed it off and ruffled your hair 🙄

You guys are like babies in the zoo

Dazai tried freeing the birds

And the tigers

“THEY DESERVE THEIR FREEDOM!”

“STOP KIDNAPPING ATSUSHI’S SIBLINGS AND LOCKING THEM UP!”

Whenever you are awestruck by a cute animal, he would just stare at you lovingly

He is so whipped for you

And when you guys settle to eat some food, he just melts from happiness as he eats what you made him

Brightens up a lot when he sees it’s his favorites 🥺

“Ranpo would be jealous of this delicacy-“

“DID SOMEONE SAY FOOD?!”

*insert you screeching while dazai is flexing the food he is eating*

On the way home he kissed your hand and thanked you

“Honestly, I appreciate it a lot that you thought of making me feel better; thank you.”

Chuuya Nakahara:

Another king that was stressed

The mafia is hard work how can you blame him?

You being the wonderful and amazing s/o you are

Decided that you will help him by making him go out with you somewhere

Now Chuuya adores your baking even more than Dazai adores your cooking

Literally is a sucker for it

MELTS I TELL WHEN YOU BAKE FOR HIM

So like so, you baked him his favorites

Yes I believe Chuuya loves pastries 🥮

Maybe specifically cupcake :0

I CAN JUST SEE IT STOP

Anyways you packed them and got them ready for the zoo trip

It’s second nature to Chuuya to come cuddle you whenever he feels particularly bothered or disturbed

So when he came home he did not expect his dove to be all dolled up with a bright smile waiting for him

His first thought was “did I forget an event?”

He was worried he didn’t remember something important that got you to dress up or him like this :(

But you reassured him that there isn’t anything and that you just wanted to lighten up his mood by going on a date to the zoo

He just hugged you and muttered about how cruel you are and how much he loves you

He tries to hide his blush by that tho

Dont get fooled Σ(-᷅_-᷄๑)

So you guys go there and it’s all cool, right?

Absolutely not

A pigeon had to pee on him

Which led to a tantrum by said human

“HOW DARE IT DO THAT TO ME?!”

So there goes his jacket

Thankfully it alone

You continued the date normally afterwards <3

He was just totally in love with what you baked him

“Aw Y/N this is so good oml-“

“This is heaven-“

“Please never stop baking them-“

I am starting to think the date is between him and the pastries now

You can go home now bby

JK JK

When you guys got home y’all cuddled and he kept thanking you for caring for him and peppering your face with kisses

I am so soft for Chuuya 🥺

Akutagawa Ryuunosuke:

*flashbacks to the first date scenario*

Hehe

So aku is grumpy

Very grumpy

What do we do with a grumpy aku?

We hug it and take it somewhere it will release the grumpiness in

Specifically the zoo

Why?

I will elaborate on that later on ;)

He comes home mad cause work has been shit and Atsushi is getting in his nerves like he always does

(ง'̀-'́)ง

Gets so confused when he sees you dressed up but blushes lightly and hides face

“What are you dressed up for, dummy?”

Freaking tsundere

You tell him because you noticed he is stressed and he is touched

The akutagawa type of touched

His heart swelling for you

Shaddup gin said in wan that aku is sensitive

But what he appears to be is unbothered and just ruffled your hair with a very small “...thank you.”

YAY SO YOU GO THERE

what’s the first thing out previously grumpy baby does?

Flip off the tigers and cuss them out

Especially the white one

“HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT JINKO?! MY LOVER IS TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER WHILE YOUR ASS IS SINGLE!”

Insert Atsushi sneezing 🤧

Other than that he respects the animals

He waved at the ducks 🦆

When you guys get food he eats like a baby and rests his head on your shoulder

The walk back home is full of comfortable silence

Aside from him glaring at those who look at you funny

Back home he kisses the top of your head and mutters another thanks

before you are dragged to your shared bedroom for hugs

do not copy or plagiarize or you will be reported

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kachuuyaa · 3 years

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Hhahhhahahh I have more quotes. Again credits to @/ratdoodoo666 on Twitter for many of these incorrect quotes

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Lumine, with hesitant confidence: gas? I light that. Gate? I keep that. Girl? I boss that?

Chuuya: what the FUCK are you saying??

Jean, in the corner: [sobbing] I DONT- [cough] --KNOW I DONT FUCKING KNOW

Reader, who taught Lumine that: the truth

---

Reader: I am DONE loving people

Beidou: I sank my fucking ship arm wrestling a red headed twink straight through the floorboards

Reader: I want you so bad

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Reader: Fyodor is so fucking funny to me, nothing about him screams "straight" but everything about him screams "homophobic". Homophobic homosexual.

Dazai: the closet is made of glass

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Dazai: [exists]

Reader: don't go to the hospital. Die. Be a man.

---

Reader, drunk: babies are loveable, and innocent, but they're not good. They're interested self centered, as they have to be in order to survive.

Reader: "I want mommy," "I want milk" "I wanna be held" "I wanna be comforted....and if you don't do any of that immediately, I'm going to ruin your life".

Reader: That's not goodness, that's narcissism.

Diluc, who unfortunately shares the same sentiment:

Mori: good morning, Y/N

Reader, over worked and just back from a long mission, hating themselves and everyone else: shut the fuck up.

Reader: did it hurt when Steve from blue's clues gave you more closure than your ex?

Kaeya, in the BSD world, who discovered TV's: I hurt when he gave me more closure than my dad.

---

Poe, with a crush: when his name starts with a J and rhymes with one of the 50 US states

Reader, immediately: the very SECOND I meet the man named Jebraska, is the very second That. Man's. Life. Ends.

Chuuya: [exists]

Diluc, every passing moment: Fuck my vision I'll punch you--

---

Fyodor or Nickolai: [Falls through a broken floorboard]

Reader, struggling to stay stoic: He's. He's Da-fallen.

Venti, trying to breathe:

---

Reader, talking to Rosaria and Yosano, about the BSD boys: Do you ever spend 5 minutes with a man, and you just know that they were never told, to shut the fuck up once in their childhood. Sometimes even less than 5 minutes.

Yosano: yes.

Rosaria: Amen.

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Kaeya: oh, you're so sad and lonely? How's your obsession with a gay rat going?

Dazai, smiling through gritted teeth: mmm. Come for me like that again and I'm gonna fuck your dad.

Kaeya, grinning wider: I don't care what you do, but it you find him, let me know. He went to get grape juice when I was 7 and never came back.

---

Yosano, talking to Jean: Daily Affirmation, repeat after me:

Yosano: The great grand children if my enemies will weep at the sound of my name because of the generational curse I have placed upon their family.

Ranpo: [plays piano]

Jean:

---

Kaeya: where is the remote?

Dazai: up your ass

[They start fighting immedately]

---

Chuuya: you could absolutely have horrible coping mechanisms! Cause looks at Moloch, they're the fucking [waves hands around] moloch of the Port Mafia...

Chuuya, stressed out: I like Moloch, what the fuck do they know about good coping mechanisms???

---

Fyodor: I have a lot of thot's, let me introduce you to them--

Fyodor: Rats in the the house of the dead!

Fyodor:[Looking back at the person he's talking to] I have a lot of thots--

Fyodor: Rats in the house of the Dead--

---

Reader, talking about Atsushi, Akutagawa, and Albedo: if his name starts starts an A...he not sus, he gay.

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Dainslef: why is this place covered in blood

Fyodor: : )

Albedo: it's simple color theory Mr. Dain

Dainslef: no the fuck its not.

---

Reader, having a mental breakdown:

Childe, who learned Modern day memes: put your head up king your mascara is running

Reader, who stops crying: whAT--

---

Chuuya: visualize the ocean

Dazai: I am drowning

Reader, behind Dazai, ready to beat his ass with a rolled up piece of news paper as a form of behavior correction:

---

Childe: apparently I am very mentally ill, but I don't believe that.

Childe: thoughts?

Reader: and prayers.

----

Amber: I tried my best but I didn't succeed.

Fyodor: how would sucking seed help?

Amber: you have to be doing this on purpose.

---

Fyodor: what are your pronouns?

Albedo: he/they

Fyodor: wrong answer

Albedo: wh

---

These are not the most top quality memes I could create but to be fair I'm so tired lmao goodnight

-- 🐗 anon

oh my god these were so good

“hows ur obsession w a gay rat going😊”

“shut ur dumb dumb looking ass the fuck”

FYODOR BEING A HOMOPHOBIC HOMOSEXUAL IS CANON………. it’s just true he killed a man upon being touched🤣 but has white haired whores within his arsenal (NIKOLAI, sigma, shibusawa) 😞😞 ehat

i fucking KNOWWW that kaeya and dazai hate each other it’s like a mutual understanding that you have to prevent them from burning a fucking city because they hate the other

me whenYosano i Want mOmmy i want milk I want to be Held

#THESE R SO FUNNY HELP #im gonna put fyodor in a jar #bsd x genshin #🐗 lovez

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leonardhoee · 3 years

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Alright requests open yay um I’m requesting this on different blogs so I’m just curious of how other people will write the how about for a headcannon or fic idk ;-; Vlad x pregnant MC or dazai ( ikemenvampire )

Hi love! Thanks for the request❤️

I’m so soft for dad headcannons so I hope you like it! (I may have gotten a bit carried away with this😂)

Tagging: @ikemenvmpire @nafeary @aurora-morning @yanderepuck @delicateikemenmemes

Vlad would be the most protective dad. When you told him you were pregnant, he was overjoyed and would immediately become much more protective over you. He feels so blessed to have you in his life and now he’s going to have a child too? A dream.

He threatens Faust and Charles and tells them to be your doctors for the duration of your pregnancy. (Faust is also the one who delivered the baby and he hated every second of it).

Charles however, assures you that everything will go smoothly and they won’t let anything happen to you. You have nothing to worry about in Vlad’s care.

Vlad would create a new wing in his castle just for the baby, with toys and multiple play rooms. He is going to give your baby anything they could possibly want. (He’s going to spoil them even more than Marshmellow.)

Speaking of Marshmellow, she becomes just as protective as Vlad. If Vlad isn’t around and you have a headache or you’re sore, she’ll nudge you into bed and cuddle you till you fall asleep.

He gives you constant attention and brings you new flower bouquets every day when he comes home from his flower shop. Your room is constantly full of flowers and other gifts.

He will go along with all your mood swings and cravings. If you are craving a certain food he will make it and take you out on a picnic and a romantic walk by the river. He’ll also happily make you strawberry flavored dessert, even if you ask him in the middle of the night.

At night he kisses your stomach and tells the baby stories from when he was a king and how you and him met and fell in love. After all that child is his heir and they should know exactly who their parents are.

One day while you two are out on one of your picnics, Vlad brings up the idea of baby names. He tells you how he felt the first time you met and how he wants to name the baby after the first flower he gave you after you got together.

In the later stages of your pregnancy, he will not let you do any work. You’ll be pampered 24/7. Feeling stressed? He will kiss and cuddle you in bed till you feel better. Sore? He will give you the best foot/ full body massage you’ve ever had. Bored? He’ll take you out on a romantic date to someplace you’ve never seen before.

He internally panics when you go into labor during one of your outings to Faust’s church. Though he stays calm on the outside for your sake. Faust was the closest doctor around at the moment so he had no choice but to deliver the baby. Vlad was holding you up praying that both of you safely make it through the delivery.

His soul nearly left his body when he heard you scream in pain but Faust assured him that it was perfectly normal. He will tighten his hold on you and kiss your cheek, telling you how much he loves you and how well you’re doing and how the pain is going to be over soon and you’ll be able to hold your baby in your arms. (Though he was partially just reassuring himself.)

He is forever in awe of your strength in getting through that experience.

Vlad teared up when he got to hold her for the first time, seeing her little hand wrapped around one of his fingers. In that moment, he vowed to love and protect her with every fiber of his being. You and your daughter are the most precious things in his life.

Also, as much as Faust said he hated delivering a baby, his heart melted a little after seeing your daughter looking up at him with her big eyes full of love.

Vlad is so proud that his daughter has the same eyes as him and he calls her his little princess. He even gives her a tiara every year for her birthday with different flowers woven into it.

He is the most attentive dad and almost cried when she walked for the first time and fell into his arms while they were playing in the garden together.

Her first word was strawberry and he got so excited that he carried her around and showed everyone that she just spoke for the first time.

“Look at my talented daughter she just said strawberry!!! Strawberry!!”

(The first time she burped all over Vlad, Charles almost cried with laughter.)

She goes to school with other human children and sometimes goes to Napoleon and Isaac’s teaching sessions. (Vlad wants her to integrate with humans.)

Vlad also takes her to his flower shop and helps her create bouquets for you. (Her cuteness attracts plenty of customers so his coworkers are always happy to have her around.)

She grows up with a love for gardening just like her dad, and one of their favorite things to do together is bond over their love for flowers while running around in the garden together.

Vlad is also the reigning king of hide and seek and sometimes he will even organize scavenger hunts around the whole castle for his daughter. (Marshmellow, Louis, and Mephistopheles are her assistants.)

Uncle Charles absolutely loves playing with her, running around the castle carrying her on his shoulders, or letting her cuddle and play with Louis. Much to Faust’s disappoint, she develops his fashion sense after being around him so often. (She just likes the bright colors Faust let her breathe)

However she loves her Uncle Faust and always asks him to read to her. (He acts like he doesn’t care but he can never refuse her when she runs up to him with her little book. It doesn’t matter what he’s doing, he will take a break to spend time with her.)

Sometimes she walks into his lab while he’s doing research and begins asking him questions about every little thing in the room. He usually tries to tell her to leave but the objection dies in his throat when he looks at her. He ends up answering every question. (When Charles teases him about having such a soft spot for her, he claims he’s just “studying” her behavior. We all know the truth though)

She also develops Faust’s dry, sarcastic sense of humor, and he secretly loves her commentary about everyone when she comes to tell him about her day.

She loves playing with Marshmellow and they will often take naps together. (Marshmellow’s fur is her favorite blanket)

Once she is old enough to run, Vlad starts teaching her fencing and self defense because “a princess must be able to protect her kingdom”. Once she’s older, she starts sparring with Charles too.

Vlad is incredibly proud of her and demands everyone treat her with the same respect they give him. Together they are the most powerful father-daughter duo.

Overall he is the best, softest dad but he will not hesitate to cut some people if they disrespect his family.

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nafeary · 3 years

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Napoleon, Theo, Dazai, and Jean reacting to College Student!MC Stressed by Deadlines

Requested by @hqissodelicate:

hey toni boo, sara/delicateikemenmemes here ❤ i've been Going Through It with school 😔 so i was thinking of how my boos napoleon, theo, dazai & jean would react to MC who's a (stressed, exhausted) student who got yeeted to the mansion in the midst of a bunch of deadlines? thank you boo & i hope you're drinking your water 💙😤

✧✎ A/N: I’m sorry it took me this long to finish... but this was super fun to write and it helped me get back into writing after such a long break due to school bs. I’m not too satisfied with Dazai’a and the haphazard scenario/headcanons mush, but I still quite like this I think. Thank you for the request dear! Take care and drink water, everyone!

Warnings: Stress and mild mentions of anxiety, and like one mention of sexual intercourse

Napoleon Bonaparte

“You’re just a chore, after all.”

You whirled around. “Don’t act like your job is going to be that hard,” you could only scoff in annoyance, “I’m going to be inside my room all day, anyway.”

At first, Napoleon was slightly confused by your statement. Wouldn’t you want to explore this new world at all? But according to code, he’d just smirk and go (sleep) do smth

And true to your statement, you did stay inside your room for the most part

It’s not like your quadrillion essays would write themselves

It’s not like your college would just excuse your tardiness

It’s not like—

“Nunuche, you sure you don’t need a break from... whatever you’re doing?”

Napoleon was quite suddenly standing besides you, trying to read the mess that you’ve created.

“And who gave you permission to enter?”

“Me, obviously. I did have the impression that you were in danger, judging from the amount of curses I perceived.”

You could have died from embarrassment. Of course he had to hear your yells of frustration, stemming from the fact that your laptop was out of order, that you had no idea how to use ink properly, and—

“Have you realised that you regularly zone out?”

“I suppose? But if you wouldn’t mind, I really need to finish...” you trailed off, gesturing to the papers in front of you.

However, at his inquisitive gaze, you decided to explain that these were essays that could very well decide how you’d pass university, and, upon further inquiry, elaborated how a modern student’s life looked like

He never interrupted you unnecessarily, only to ask questions when a concept was too modern for him to comprehend

Your cursed assignments certainly made your life in the past harder to enjoy, but it also brought you and the emperor closer than ever

Unable to access the internet—or visit the college library—you had no proper sources for you references (considering that Comte’s library had no modern content, naturally)

You also didn’t want to bother Sebastian, especially since him and Comte had shown so much understanding for your peril that they practically forbid you from helping him out around the mansion

Their reasoning didn’t make you feel less bad though

Hence, you only had one option left that could complete your last essay

Which oh-so conveniently encompasses the Napoleonic Wars, something you truly did not want to burden him with

“Napoleon? Remember those essays that I have to finish for my university courses?”

“Of course.”

You were twiddling your thumbs, contemplating whether your grades are worth revisiting unpleasant memories, aka the taboo of the mansion

Abruptly, he grabbed your cheeks with just enough force to turn you away from looking at your feet, but not enough to inflict pain. “If there is anything I can help you with, I’d never shy away from it.”

Begrudgingly, you inquired him about his reign with as little focus on the gruesome details as possible your professor be damned

And holy shit, he’s amazing at writing? And Not just cringey love letters? Panty Sniffer Napoleon brrrrr

As you grew closer, he’s spoil you with vitamin-rich snacks (going as far as asking Arthur and Sebastian for medical advice)

He enjoys carving cute shapes out of fruits and eggs because he knows that their and his adorable presence will prompt the perfect amount of distraction to allow a small moment of rest

Says that it’s his duty as your guard and boyfriend to take care of your overworking habits

Expect frequent complaints from your beau, ranging from “how could they assign so many essays? Aren’t students just humans, too?” to “‘Reasons Why Edison Is Better Than Newton’? Do they even know what they’re talking about? Tch!”

Theodorus Van Gogh

You gleefully indulged in his charades for the first few days. They were a welcome distraction from your college work, after all

But the procrastination was accompanied by guilt, your anxiety building up every second you spent helping Sebastian with the chores, and gallivanting around town with Theo

A week passed before your sense of responsibility finally kicked in. So when Sebas came to wake you up just as the sun peaked past the horizon, you were already scribbling away on some sheets you’d found in your drawers

“Ah, good morning, Sebastian-san.”

“Good morning... what are you writing, if I may ask?”

“Just some essays for my college courses...” you said, glancing dejectedly at your notes.

Now that you didn’t have access to the internet, and your laptop’s battery was all used up, it made your work all the more tedious, but you had to set your teeth and do this.

“Give me 10 minutes, and I’ll join you in the kitchen.”

He had wanted to argue, but you didn’t let him. And when he saw you leaving the house with Theo later in the afternoon, he could only shake his head.

You felt like you owed the art dealer, especially since you blurted out his secret the literal next moment, so you committed to helping him while also keeping up with your work

Although, him calling you dog wasn’t nice either—even though, according to Sebas’ explanation, Hondje wasn’t exactly the equivalent to mutt

That cycle continued for days. Helping out around the mansion, getting pulled around by Theo, and writing your essays deep into the night

Not to mention all the worries that pressured your shoulders further and further into the ground

You were missing so many group project deadlines, disappointing people that relied on you... it was safe to say that sleep did not come easy, if barely

Just before you arrived at your room after a late night art exhibit did your body decide to fail you, tripping over nothing multiple times.

It prompted Theo to call you out before you could even think of rushing past the door, steadying you with a hand more gentle than you had ever experienced it to be.

“Sebas informed me that you’ve been working yourself to death.”

You silently cursed the butler. “I haven’t—“

“Give me your laptop.”

Perplexion ran across your mien, wondering how he could possibly have remembered such a modern detail from your countless rambles. “It’s batt— it doesn’t work right now, so it’s not like it would stop me from working.”

Arguing with the devil was a mistake.

He snaked his arms around you, holding the door handle in place with one hand while the other still kept you upright. “I don’t care whether you work or not, I’m not your mother. And regardless of its abilities, hand it over, knabbletje.”

What other choice did you have but to comply?

He ordered—yes, ordered—you to go to bed right that instant

If you hesistanly ask him to do the same (we all know what a hard worker he is), he’ll just press a guileless kiss to your forehand, telling you not to worry about him

The next morning, you were already worrying for your baby’s safety within the sadist’s hands when the devil invited himself into your room

“Ever heard of knocking?”

“Morning to you, too, Hondje.” He sent you an overly handsome smirk, handing you the laptop tucked underneath his arms. “You won’t be able to use that spider web Sebas told me about, but writing should work.”

You stared at Theo in disbelief, all the while internally laughing at him misinterpreting the World Wide Web. Deciding to trust in him, you clicked the power button. And sure enough, it sprang to life. “What... how in the world did you...”

Leo overheard you and Sebas talking about solar energy sometime… hush, just run with it

He fell into the seat next to you, propping his chin upon his fist. “I didn’t do anything. Just asked Sebas whether there was a way for you to use this. Leonardo took notice and tinkered around with it. Don’t ask—ah!”

You threw your arms around his shoulders, pressing your face into the crook of his neck. “Thank you for taking care of me, Theo.”

Would you have lifted your face, then you’d have caught a glimpse of the vermillion shading his cheeks. “I didn’t do it to help you. I simply can’t risk having you become a liability at work. That’s all.”

Anyway, tsundere tendencies aside, you know what another big factor of dating Theo is?

King if you’re not allergic, understandably, if so, he’ll change his clothes before even thinking of visiting you

On days that you decide to be especially stubborn, he pulls you outside, all the whilst whistling for the jolly golden retriever

And as soon as he comes running, your mind goes brrrrr cute dog

Although, he’ll try his best not to distract you from work. He knows from personal experience that it’s a much bigger annoyance than help

Thus, he’ll certainly use his connections and amiable rip Shakes relationships with the residents to help you out with the research process

Also, with his superior memory, he knows what generally makes you happy and relaxed, so he’ll be his usual observant self to decipher just what would help you perfectly relax/finish your work

Hardworking boi, please love him

Dazai Osamu

Dazai is the type of person that doesn’t mind upsetting people and risking someone’s disdain if it supports that person in the long run

And he’s able to read people like books, so it shouldn’t be surprising that he knows you’re overwhelmed before you even realize it

You’ve been going to sleep too late and waking up too early? He’ll gently force you (if you’re 100% against it, he won’t do it ofc) to sleep beside him, making sure that you won’t rise with the sun for once

You’ve been exposing your wrist to heavy sprain? He’ll teach you some handy-dandy 5 Min Crafts techniques that are guaranteed to send your hands on a vacation

You've been suffering from writer’s block? Time to go on a lovely stroll through nature with your boo

Your shoulders and neck are hurting beyond sanity? He swears by hot springs, so the thermae is his go-to for when you need to relive some muscle kinks

He never fails to procure the perfect amount of bubbles and temperature. And depending on how comfortable you are with it, he’ll offer to wash your hair.

And since dude got Disney princess hands, you most probably fall asleep, but our man is there to hold you above the water

His bare thighs are an added bonus, sending your mind into spirals faaaar away from college work

After you’re done bathing, he’ll ask you whether you’d like him to braid your hair (if it’s long enough), and his Disney princess hands will not disappoint

In the beginning, it was incredibly vexing to have a security cam in the form of a handsome man always on the qui vive

But at some point, you started embracing Dazai’s overwhelmingly passive—you knew exactly what he was doing whenever he’d do something random—protectiveness

Especially since it didn’t only help you complete your work; on the contrary, you were always excited to spend time with the Japanese writer

But that didn’t curb your confusion at the whole debacle. Why was he this focused on your well-being?

So, you decided to confront him

“Dazai?” Once again, you were relaxing in his arms, his fingers threading through your hair lulling you into a dreamlike state.

He ticked his head to the side, pulling your entwined hands closer towards his heart. The sun streamed into the run at just the right angle, yet the golden light was not as bright as his vivid citrine orbs.

You sighed, unable to look at his stupid handsome face for too long. ”Why is it that you insist on taking care of me?”

“Someone has to, Toshiko-san.”

You’d have blurted out your feelings if it wasn’t for the sudden embrace you found yourself in. As guileless as it appeared, you knew he was trying to stop you from acting on your thoughts.

Deciding that you didn’t want to pressure him further (after all, you knew that he had a hellish first life), you accepted the unclarity of his feelings—even though his actions spoke loud enough for you to understand.

It was that day that you decided to repay him for all he’s done for you

And you wouldn’t let him yeet himself through a window in an attempt to evade the love sent his way this time

Even if it took decades, you wanted him to feel just as safe and loved as you did in his company

You were glad to have such a caring man by your side who helps you with managing you self care

You could only hope that he’d allow himself to be treated the same way

Please just take our love, boo. We love you

Jean d’Arc

Well fuck, how could he possibly help someone who’s stressed when he himself is a 24/7 McDonalds that only sells Chicken McStress?

Anywho, I feel like he’d be the complete opposite of Dazai when confronted with a stressed MC

He’d care just as much, of course, but he thinks that it would be better to give her space, since he himself understands the desire for solitude well

So yeah, I can see him not going out of his way to check up on you if you weren’t super duper close friends/lovers IF it wasn’t for his friend Napoleon

After all, it was him who gave your boyfriend a lil talk, convincing him that, perhaps even if someone needs space, they probably still need someone to look after them

Living with Jean is basically Ted Talks everyday

Anyway, he embarked on his journey to hopefully help you and and to relieve some stress that was wearing you down (according to the statement of several residents)

And, finding himself halting abruptly, our pessimistic little bean realised that he’s got zero idea what did help you attain bliss

So he opted for the next best option—things he knew that made his friends relax

Plan A

Hearing a few oddly reluctant raps on your door, you went to open it. As soon as you did, the beautiful man who’d captured your heart entered your vision, your eyes finding his amethyst ones immediately.

You two stayed like that for a moments, only breaking eye contact when he sighed and simultaneously thrusted a mug into your hand, already in the process striding back to his own room.

“Uhm… Jean? I’m a bit busy right now, but would you like to come in?”

His eyebrows furrowed. “Don’t you find it inappropriate for a man to enter your room, mademoiselle?”

“Jean,” you giggled at his archaic mindset, gently rubbing your thumb between his brows to even out the crease. “We’ve had sex before, you know. Of course you ca—“

Wrong thing to say. He stormed past you, vermillion cheeks practically leaving a trail.

Chuckling to yourself, you turned to the mug’s contents. “Hm? Hot chocolate?”

Plan B:

“If this doesn’t harbor your discomfort…” Your boyfriend reluctantly stood in your room’s corner, standing straighter than a rod.

Frankly, your essays have kept you entirely too busy, and you longed for the warmth of the French man’s feather-like embrace.

“On the contrary, I enjoy your presence.” And you went right back to scribbling away.

Jean frowned. “Haven’t you been writing stories since this morning?”

“They’re not stories… and, yeah? I believe so.”

Stepping towards your seated form, he extended his hand; you grabbed it without thinking twice. “Is everything alrig—whoa!”

With the ease of a seasoned soldier, he picked you up before haphazardly tugging you into bed with bewilderment maring your features. “You should sleep.”

“—what?”

He stared at you blankly, as if expecting you to fall into the land of dreams right that instant.

“Did something prompt,” you slipped your arms out from underneath the duvets, gesturing wildly, “this?”

It was hard to be upset with Jean, his clueless but genuine persona the reason why you fell for him, yet you couldn’t disguise the irritation coursing through your veins—you had work to return to, after all.

“I think you need to rest, mademoiselle.”

Your blinking made him avert his eyes, explaining quietly, “I am uncertain what supports your release of tension, so I thought that perhaps sleeping could help since it certainly does show affect with Napoleon.”

“Ah, and you made me hot chocolate since that’s what calms Mozart.”

After internally simping for his soft and wholesome dumbass energy, you pulled him to bed beside you, claiming that it would help you relax (but only after telling him that it was okay for him to ask for your preferences)

And falling asleep to the heartbeat underneath his broad chest is definitely a 5-star-resort vacation

He’d eventually ask his relationship advisor Napoleon whether it is okay to have you help them out with his reading/writing lessons (you

You, alongside Napoleon, steadily agreed, despite knowing that it was a ploy to keep you away from overworking

Please also love this boy, thanks

Tag List of the most wonderful sweethearts (just message me if you’d like to be added <3): @juminly @kisara-16 @sweetlittlemouse @thesirenwashere @nad-zeta @delicateikemenmemes

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Stay - Chapter One

It’s here!! Part of @sskk-bigbang! I’m so excited to be part of the project and even more excited that @hero-of-hell-no (check out their DeviantArt, too!) did such amazing, beautiful, breathtaking art for it (support it here ❤️)! I’m hardly worthy, but I can’t contain my excitement anyway. Send both Hero and the other writers and artists for this event all the love in the world. They deserve it and so much more!

Summary: Atsushi Nakajima is a prince with death threats hanging over his head. Ryuunosuke Akutagawa is a knight who loathes him. For some reason, though, Atsushi is determined to gain Akutagawa's trust and the knight's heart can't seem to resist. Among all the stress and pressures of palace life—between befriending assassins and learning to duel—the two might accidentally fall in love.

Excerpt: The knight wasn’t even looking the prince’s way, but seeing him completely stole Atsushi’s ability to breathe. He wasn’t handsome by any particular standard, including Atsushi’s own, but somehow Atsushi found himself drawn to him. The way the knight held himself—his slight, yet powerful frame… Atsushi’s heart had infuriatingly stopped dead in his chest. Only the Gods knew why such a plain-looking man had gotten his complete attention, but Atsushi couldn’t tear his gaze away.

Dazai had a knowing twinkle in his eye as he motioned to the first knight. “This is Gin,” he said, then paused for an infuriatingly long time before pointing to the other, “and Ryuunosuke Akutagawa.”

Finally, finally, Akutagawa looked up from his book and towards Atsushi. For a moment, Atsushi got a look at his eyes, gray and eerily empty. They didn’t stay that way for long. Horror flashed through those dark eyes, then anger, and suddenly Atsushi was pinned to a wall, a hand around his throat.

“You.”

The single word that left Akutagawa’s mouth dripped with so much hatred and malice that Atsushi could feel it in his bones. It flowed through Atsushi like blood, filling him with questions he was afraid he’d never know the answer to. ‘You’? He had no idea who this man was other than a knight for the king. They hadn’t met.

They couldn’t have.

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #akuatsu #shin soukoku #sskkbb2019 #it's here it's here!!#it finally sees the light of day!!#I'm so excited y'all #have you seen that beautiful art #i'm crying #i'm fine #but i'm sobbing

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house-of-ocs · 4 years

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Garden Shenanigans

A/N: I said I wanted Danielle and Dazai to bonding activities together and I made that happen. I wrote this for Dazai’s birthday. Enjoy!

Danielle has a special place she goes to when she’s feeling stressed or sad

It’s this little clearing hidden in the forest that she’s filled with flowers and other types of plants.

This clearing is her safe haven and now she’s sharing it with Dazai.

Dazai is very honored that Danielle is sharing something so sacred with him

He sits in front of a tree while Danielle moves about the clearing, tending to all the plants.

Dazai feels a warm sensation in his heart as he watches Danielle in her natural element.

All is peaceful until Dazai finds some mushrooms.

He recalled seeing them in his guide to suicide, and his eyes lit up

He looked over at Danielle to make sure she wasn’t looking and then grabbed one.

Before he could eat it Danielle smacked it out of his hand.

“Danielle, you ruined my chance at suicide!” “Dazai, that mushroom wouldn’t have killed you anyway. But it would have given you a very irritating rash inside your mouth for a few days” “Oh”

Danielle then made a note to get rid of all of the mushrooms in the clearing

Just in case something like this happened again.

After that Danielle thought Dazai would stay away from the poisonous plants, but she clearly underestimated her suicidal boyfriend.

It felt like every two minutes she was taking another toxic plant away from him

“Damni it Dazai! For the last time this plant can kill you!” “How fast will it kill me?” “Dazai!”

After, the toxic plants incident, Danielle sat down in Dazai’s lap and began to teach him how to make flower crowns

At first, Dazai struggled but then he got the hang of it, and soon Danielle and Dazai were having a flower crown making contest.

The winner would be declared king or queen of the flowers.

Dazai ended up winning and Danielle made him a crown made of blue poppies.

“Dazai, I now declare you the king of flowers!” “But Danielle how can I be a king if I don't have my queen next to me?” “?”

Dazai pulled out his own flower crown, made of the prettiest pink pansies, and placed it on Danielle’s head, arranging it so that it sat straight.

“I now declare you Danielle Osa, The Queen of Flowers”

Danielle blushed and wrapped her arms around Dazai’s neck.

“Shall we seal our royalty with a kiss?” “We shall, belladonna”

Danielle began to pepper Dazai’s face with kisses purposefully missing his mouth. Starting with his forehead and ending with his lips.

After their ‘Coronation’ they sat there for a while, the occasional gust of wind blowing across their hair.

“I should bring Odasaku and Ango here next time. Then the four of us can relax together.” “I think they’d like that”

#my ocs #Danielle Osa #Danielle x Burahai Trio #headcanons #Danielle x Dazai #ship: buraiha love pack #ship: have a beautiful energetic and pure lover

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no-longer-tainted · 5 years

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WIP Week 2019 [Day 1]

Question: What fandom would you love to revisit?

I would love to come back to K (Sarumi & MikoTotsu) or Fairy Tail (Jerza) someday! <3

Your oldest WIP:

Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs Shipping: Soukoku [Chuuya Nakahara x Osamu Dazai] Notes: It’s a continuation to my already published Soulmate fic! [WIP: 27th Aug. 2018]

"It's already late," the carriage driver said with a shaky voice and tightened his grip around the reins. The almost full moon was clearly visible on the sky and it was already a few hours into the the cold winter night. "We should stop at the next town and take a rest in the next inn."

To take a look outside, Chuuya put the curtain of the carriage away. Atsushi was right. It was probably for the best taking a break for today and the lights of the town were already in sight. "I agree." They were good in time anyway so no reason to stress them or the horses more than necessary.

"I hope they have free rooms for us that late," Yosano brought up. She traveled with them because she was Dazai's personal doctor and he wouldn't let anyone else near him. Together with Atsushi as their driver for the carriage they were only four people. "Also we should hide the prince's face just in case."

Dazai who was reading with the candle light up until now, closed his book and sighed. "It's horrible."

"It's your job as future king to learn about other potential partners for the kingdom," Yosano lectured him and took the book away to put it in her small leather bag.

Dazai pouted. "But it's cold. Why do I have to do this in the middle of winter?" Chuuya rolled his eyes. "Because summer would be too hot for your royal ass."

Yosano suppressed a chuckle behind her hand and scolded Chuuya with a sharp glare for his words.

#wipweek #wipweek2019 #bungou stray dogs #soukoku #chuuya nakahara #osamu dazai #soukoku fic #bsd fic #atsushi nakajima #akiko yosano

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airanell · 5 years

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This is just my humble attempt at writing fanfiction in English. Well, kind of^^

Everything streams outside, hurries to escape that sticky building which forces those young people to take their seats and study on hours without end. There is not one boy or girl not looking forward to return either to their own homes or their friend's ones or simply step outside of the school's ground to clear their minds off the stress and enjoy the life unfolding beyond the rusty iron gates.

Except for this one redheaded boy who sits under the yard's cherry tree and cradles a random girl's ass, comfortably sat on his lap, while kissing her to heaven on earth with this blossomful lips of his.

Urghs. Dazai makes a face. From where he's standing he can very much see which kind of kiss that is by the sight of those tongues licking and sliding and dancing around each other, barely hidden by anything but their lips moving passionately against each other.

Chuuya Nakahara, the king of French kissing.

What a reputation, Dazai thinks and absentmindedly wets his own lips. He recognizes that he's actually staring only when a pair of shiny blue eyes meet his own. He gapes in awe, slowly thinking of looking his own way. And very well, Dazai Osamu, you have to move NOW. But his mind is very obviously running on sticky honey milk, giving Chuuya his sweet time to part and interrupt his making-out-session. His lips then turn into a sensual smile. No, actually, it's a grin, Dazai corrects himself just when Chuuya's rich voice breaks him free of his daze.

"Mind joining us?"

He asks smugly and robs nothing less than another man's innocence.

#bsd #bungoustraydogs #bungo stray dogs #dazai #dazai osamu #bungou tray dogs #chuuya x dazai #chuuya #chuuya nakahara #gay #making out #fanfiction #i tried

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bsd-hq-writer · 7 years

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205+Dazai? Please :)

So this was something I actually did and I wanted to put it in here just cause lol Hope you like it.

Dazai got you both a trip to the Caribbean, on a cruise. “You need to destress and I could use time away from the Agency.” Was what he said.

Dazai was stressed, even thought he’d never let it show, not even to you. You only knew because if you looked closely enough, he had darker than usual bags under his eyes. And you were too, with your job at the newspaper. Both of you were being worked to the bone and vacations would be a very good thing.

Your room on the cruise was on the lower levels, which meant you had a giant rounded window there to give you both company. Aside from that, you had a king sized bed, a very clean white bathroom, a small TV and a desk.

“Ugh.” Dazai grumbled, letting himself fall on the bed. “This. This is comfort.”

You smiled at the imaged and lied next to him, head on his chest. “Yes. This is comfort.”

You felt as he kisses the top of your head. You spent a while like that, comfortably lying on the bed and just being silent. It was the kind of silent you wanted to bask yourself in and just let it hug you.

A bit too soon, you realized the restaurant was already serving dinner and that would be ending an hour and a half. If you didn’t go now, you wouldn’t be able to dine after. And it was also the Captain’s Night. Daizai got on a tux and you put on a dress for the night. After dinner you could put on your fluffy pajamas and just sleep for a long while.

–

The dinner was all good, aside from the threatening glances Dazai kept giving the waiter after he bumped into your chair making the table hit you right above the stomach. You smiled and waved it off but you were pretty sure that if you left the room, Dazai would jump on the guy’s neck. Not… exactly. He’d do something more subtle, like poisoning him with a drink or blowing a poisoned dart at him. SOMETHING WITH POISON.

Now all you wanted to do was go to your room. Watch a little bit of TV and talk with Dazai, thank him for the trip, and then go to sleep.

Slipping on your pajamas, you decided to sit on the window. The big rounded deep circle wasn’t as uncomfortable as you’d think. With only a pillow and a soft blanket, you lied and watched the TV from there.

While you did all that, Dazai had been taking a shower. After he was done, he walked out of the bathroom and stumbled across the view of you in the window feeling pretty cozy.

“You…” He walked over to you, “are strangely comfortable.”

“I know!” You sat up, taking his hands. “Daizai, this is great. I mean it’s a window and it shouldn’t feel this good but it does. Oh my god, this is so comfortable.”

Dazai’s eyes widened as he let out a small laugh. “If you say so. Do you think you have room for two there?”

You smirked at him and scotched over closed to the glass of the window to make space. “Always do.”

Dazai lied down with you, taking half your blanket and that’s how you spent the night. The TV was still on when both of you feel asleep.

–

“My back hurts.” Dazai complained all throughout lunch the next morning. “Y/N, are you sure you’re not hurting?”

You shrugged and decided yo tease. “I’m all good, sweetie. Want me to go grab you some ice?”

“I think kisses would be more effective.” He smirked back at you.

You looked at him, mirroring his expression. “Maybe later.”

~Admin Laura

#bungou stray dogs x reader #bungou stray dogs #bsd scenarios #bsd scenario #bsd #dazai osamu #dazai osamu x reader #dazai #osamu dazai

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