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ak-rye-47 · 2 months

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looks like a cinnamon roll is a cinnamon roll

Looks like a cinnamon roll will Give you a cinnamon roll...Cross them and see where the cinnamon roll goes next

Looks like a cinnamon roll hides a gun in a cinnamon roll

Looks like a cinnamon roll has already killed you for assuming they look like a cinnamon roll

looks and Is begging you to assume they are a cinnamon roll.....killed a whole town once

Looks like they could kill you will bargain using a cinnamon roll to get their way....won't hesitate if you don't

Looks like a cinnamon roll can but won't kill you( you are not worth the effort, time and mental health to)

Looks like a cinnamon roll _WILL_ kill you....then go out for cinnamon rolls

Looks like they could kill you _WILL_ kill you too

Then go out looking for cinnamon rolls for them

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ghost-bison · 13 days

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I personally think a lot of their problems would vanish if they just had a good fuck

#denzo #denzo eyefvcking in every damn scene #am i wrong tho #no i'm not #damon didn't deserve enzo in the slightest but anyway #toxic relationships for the win #enzo st john #damon salvatore #damon x enzo #michael malarkey #ian somerhalder #the vampire diaries

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freddieslater · 13 days

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Also back in my denzo era, rip enzo you would’ve loved jaskier (and taylor swift) 💅🏻🔥🩶

#tvd #the vampire diaries #denzo #damon x enzo #enzo x damon #damon salvatore #enzo st. john #lorenzo st. john #myedit*

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diabolimeservavit666 · 7 months

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#the vampire diaries #caroline forbes #bonnie bennett #damon salvatore #enzo st. john #bonnie x caroline #baroline #damon x enzo #denzo #this show is so closeted #its not even funny #friends that deserve each other #in a romantic sense #convince me otherwise #is the fandom even on here anymore #its all dead

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splatooshy · 2 months

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@crossedsabers10s

making this up as i go along, gonna give myself 30 minutes to come up with something. prompt generator dot com or something gave me the prompts [friendship bracelets] + [miscommunication].

start: 10:51pm

end: 11:21pm.

rating: T

summary: speedwritten drabble of denzo + prompts (friendship bracelets + miscommunication). unedited, unfinished.

“…What are you doing?” Enzo asks amusedly, watching Damon try and creep up on him with all the subtlety of a baby horse wearing sleigh bells on its hooves.

The other vampire walks closer, casually—far too casually—and stops right in front of Enzo, who narrows his eyes and takes in his ex-cellmate’s appearance. He’s got his hands shoved in the pockets of his leather jacket, a glint in his eye that just oozes ‘DANGER’, and a wicked little smirk to tie the whole look together.

“…Nothing,” Damon sing-songs. “Just hangin’ with my BFF, that’s all.”

“Mm-hmm. That’s all?”

There’s a vigorous nod. “That’s all.”

Blue eyes gaze, unblinking.

Brown eyes gaze right back.

Five, ten minutes pass, neither vampire breaking from their impromptu (and unspoken) staring contest.

Blue eyes gaze even harder, and their attached person grabs Enzo’s hand. “Mine.”

“Yours,” Enzo agrees.

Damon smiles evilly at that admission, and Enzo wonders—not for the first time—whether his (ex) friend might be part-fae. It’s not outside the realm of possibility, from what he’s been taught about the supernatural world these days.

Something cold wraps around his wrist, quickly, silently —— until the sudden click! causes Enzo to break the staring contest so that he can glance down at his hand in confusion.

“Ha!” Damon giggles maniacally, practically vibrating out of his own skin, “I won!”

Enzo wiggles his hand inside the attached cuff. Which doesn’t look like any of the ones he’s ever seen; not even the official ones he’d accidentally nicked from the Sheriff — This one’s strange. A bit heavier. Not by much, not Augustine-level, but the difference is there. Maybe it’s a new thing, heavy handcuffs. “So you did,” he concedes, “but what does that have to do with handcuffing only one of my wrists?” Part of him wonders if he’s gonna get locked in the Salvatore’s creepy basement again. He hopes not. He hasn’t done anything wrong, right? Definitely not enough for Damon to be the one locking him up…right???

“I won,” Damon tells him, simple as that. “And you lost. Loser has to be handcuffed to the winner for a week.” Damon pulls his hand out of his jacket to click on the other end of the metal cuffs, so they’re sitting nicely around his own wrist, connected to the chain of Enzo’s own jail bracelet.

“Handcuffed. Right.” Surprisingly Safe For Work of Damon, actually. He’s not really sure what the whole staring contest thing had to do with it, though.

Then he grins at the British vampire. “Think of it like… a friendship bracelet.”

“A friendship bracelet?” Enzo echoes, and Damon nods emphatically. “Yeah,” he says, jiggling their conjoined hands, “a best friendship bracelet.”

Let the record show that Enzo definitely does not smile at this. At all. Because it’s terribly inconvenient and not in any realm cute.

“Why?”

The jiggling stops.

“Why?” Damon asks quietly, hurt seeping into every corner of the singular syllable. “Do you—was thi—Why wouldn’t I? You’re my best friend.” He says it so simply, so certainly, so honestly that Enzo wishes to believe him more than anything.

And part of him does.

But there’s another, bigger part of him that wants more than what Damon’s offering.

“Not that,” he retracts, “why the handcuffs?”

Damon brightens up a little, and so does Enzo’s traitorous heart. “Bonding activity. Spell wears off in a week, but if you hate this, we can probably get Bonnie to undo it before then.” He takes a deep breath. “I-I just… thought that maybe we could have some fun with it. Because…you’re moving out and all, ‘n I….” He scrunches up his face. “I don’t want you to!”

Enzo lets out a hopeful breath. “You don’t?”

“Of course not! That’s why I orchestrated this whole thing!”

A stupid inconvenience birthed from good intentions? That checks out. “You chained us together, with magical handcuffs… all because I’ve been thinking about finding my own place?”

Damon nods sullenly, then shrugs, pulling Enzo’s cuffed hand up with the action.

“Damon… you could’ve just told me.”

“You’ve been avoiding me. I just wanted to make sure you couldn’t leave.”

“And I wanted to make sure you couldn’t ask me to.”

11:22pm.

that… i’m quite proud of that. i’m typing this on my phone, so go me! yeehaw never gonna put myself through that again.

#denzo #splatooshy #tvdu #slutty bisexual damon salvatore #bi damon salvatore #damon x enzo #sweeties #pining #idk #writing prompt #drabble #first draft #writing challenge

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denzosmidnights · 2 years

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was going through my old edits and found this... when I say WE WERE ROBBED, I mean it all these scenes are canon, it's insane

#damon salvarote #enzo st. john #denzo #tvd #the vampire diaries #damon x enzo #somerkey #michael malarkey #ian somerhalder #they were in love idc #no one loved damon more than enzo did

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lesbiansaltzman · 8 months

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TVDU (The Vampire Diaries Universe) SHIP BRACKET

ROUND 2, BATTLE 27: Bonenzo (Bonnie Bennett x Enzo St. John, TVD) VS Denzo (Damon Salvatore x Enzo St. John, TVD)

#tvdu ship bracket #tvdu #the vampire diaries #legacies #to #the originals #Bonenzo #Denzo #Bonnie Bennett #Enzo St. John #Damon Salvatore #polls #bonnie x enzo #damon x enzo

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wordieworld-woo · 1 year

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Damon x Elijah

come on people i cant be the only one that sees this missed opportunity, given the tension between these two characters. Though i must admit the fanfics that i have found have become a guilty pleasure of mine.

#vampire diaries #elijah mikaelson #damon salvatore #tvd #fanfic #stefan salvatore #stefan x elena #damon x enzo #tvd klaus #rebekah mikealson x reader

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catoscloves · 1 year

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no but like it's truly an atrocity that no one in fandom ever talks about the iconic tvd 5x14 moment where denzo go on a sexy husbands killing spree, enzo refuses to abandon damon, damon feeds on a hot farmer guy whose wife cheated on him for a pharmacist (settling denzo's little bet lmao) and it's the moment where damon is the sexiest/most interesting he's been as a character for the run of the show. and also the denzo banter + imagine dragon's radioactive playing in the background like. that scene was *chef's kiss* it deserved applause and awards and SOOOO so much. season five damon salvatore & enzo st john you will always be famous

#it's so sad how little we talk about enzo as a character like he was sexy and british and an absolute maniac which is. my type #as we all know akfhsljsfjsljfsl #the vampire diaries #s5 was SOOO good man and ironically the only time i could actually tolerate damon as a character #but unnnnf enzo and denzo were just too sexy before the writers completely wasted the potential of both it was so sad #denzo #damon x enzo #anna speaks

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vampire-bb · 1 year

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Damon, looking through their clothes: Has anyone seen my top? Caroline: Enzo's in the kitchen.

#damon x enzo #damon salvatore #tvd universe #incorrect quotes

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ak-rye-47 · 3 months

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Elena : * crying.... as always*

" I CAN FIX HIM!!!"

Enzo : *counting on his fingers*

" And i can make him beg, scream,moan,scratch, whine like a Whore whose rents due!! Whats your point?"

Stefan : *whispers, Fist to his mouth*

" Burrrnnnnn......"

Damon : * grabs popcorn*

Bonnie *massages temples*

" to early..... it's too early for this shit"

Enzo : " Correction! I DID make him beg , scream --"

Elena : *walking away*

" Ughhhh!!!! "

Caroline: " But what has THAT to do with fixing him?"

Enzo : " Oh i looked at him and went..... 'That guy can't be fixed, i can Fuck him though maybe that'll shut him, calm him down??'

Damon: * Sipping cocktail's*

Caroline: " well ... it's working?"

Elena : * distant sobing*

#damon x enzo #denzo #somerkey #tvd damon #lorenzo st. john #tvd #bonnie bennet #damon x bonnie x enzo #bamon #damon x bonnie #enzo x bonnie #caroline forbes #elena gilbert #elena x damon #delena

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elenasalvator13 · 1 year

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Enzo

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freddieslater · 2 years

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Rowing the Rarepair Rowboat: Bamenzo | Bonnie Bennett x Damon Salvatore x Enzo St. John (The Vampire Diaries)

Requested by @blairwaldcrf

The eager rays of sun slip in through the cracks in the blinds and curtains, spilling out in fractions of orange all across the room like a beehive. A light autumn breeze slips in through the open kitchen window and pulls the smell of fresh pancakes through the cabin. There's a symphony of mirth in the laughter that fills every shadowed crevice and corner, accompanied by the plucking of guitar strings and a rustling newspaper.

How completely strange it must appear to those on the outside. The three of them up at the crack of dawn, chasing the sun as though it'll never rise again simply to sit around the kitchen table and eat breakfast together. A snapshot of pure domestic bliss.

It strikes Bonnie. She pauses with her pen hovering over her crossword to look over at Enzo, sitting haphazardly on a chair with a foot angled on another one as he strums his strings to some vaguely familiar tune. He stops and rolls his eyes when Damon teases him for messing up a chord, and suddenly they're bickering again with the most joyful of smiles. They wouldn't rather be anywhere else.

Damon cuts their "argument" short as he begins dishing out pancakes onto the plate in the middle of the table. Rising steam reflects in the sun's rays, curling and reaching for the ceiling. The room fills with the delicious smell of strawberries and blueberries.

She smiles and moves to grab a pancake or two when the word she was looking for finally jumps into her head. She hurries to scrawl each letter into the little boxes, then sits back to stare at the completed crossword proudly. Contented.