Maybe Apollo still keeps his journals from when he initially started discovering medicine and (depending on the way you look at it) they are either very worrying or the FUNNIEST thing ever.
#1:
Oh boy Artemis and I are gonna try out this technique I saw in the future where you cut a body and take out all the bad stuff then sew it back up and then they’re good as new!
#2:
WARNING: THE GOO NEEDS TO STAY IN
(don’t worry they gave them anaesthetic beforehand and they’re completely fine afterwards they fix them up and now they have special rapid healing powers and also their own lil religion thing going on!)
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Why has Barnaby made TWO hospital visits in one year??? What was the first one about??? [<-Talking about the Human AU]
no yeah the first one was Howdy's brief stint (a couple hours) for the whole smoke inhilation minor injuries from the fire thing.
the second one was for Wally's festive lil car crash where he comes very close to Fuckign Dying!!! and. well. technically there are many different visits for that one cause he's in the hospital for a hot sec, but yk. technically only two hospital-worthy events
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Uhm so happy revalink week everyone
Day one is Formal Dance, and this is supposed to be like the aftermath of an exhausting night at the gala or something
So if you couldn’t tell this isn’t finished, but I think this is as good as good can get for me rn 😭 my process is usually scribble lines until I can make a limb out of it but in this case it got pretty out of hand to the point where I just couldn’t figure out where the line art was supposed to go… yeah
So I QUIT this one, I have to give myself a little pat on the back for making it this far, and now I can hopefully get a clearer idea for limbs in tmrs prompt 🤞🤞🤞
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I just heard someone say that getting married is the hardest thing they've ever done.
I'm sorry but if getting married is the hardest thing you've ever had to do, I don't think I can talk to you. That's fine, that's totally okay if that's hard for you. I just need a long moment of silence for my misjudgment of the average amount of suffering that any given human experiences.
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AHA
I am not going crazy. Having excess beta brainwaves IS correlated to ADHD symptoms (in children and adolescents), specifically metacognition issues, inattention, and irritability:
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okay but for all charlie pcs tend to roll bad and Fucking Die they are NOT built equally. gillion got knocked out by falling hundreds of feet in the air and being crushed by 42,000lbs of metal but got over it like 2 minutes later. meanwhile william broke his arm and Fucking Died because he punched a wall once.
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Out of all the mercenaries who’s the most likely to commit cannibalism
I asked some of my friends and EVERYONE seems to think either Soldier or Medic. Everyone expects Medic to warn you about the dangers of cutting off your own arm and eating it bc he's "one of the smart ones" (he has glasses) but I think he really really really wants you to cut off your own arm and eat it bc he thinks the side effects would be really funny
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I am so good at gas lighting myself, that I will take painkillers, only feel mild pain afterwards, and then convince myself that I was wrong for taking them to begin with because clearly things weren't that bad.
I AM STILL IN PAIN and I'm convinced I don't need painkillers 🤦
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Unpopular opinion
None of the mercs are weak and need to be protected
They're literally hired killers???
Sure Scout's pathetic that's the joke but he can still hold his own in a fight even if it's not by pure strength
None of the tf2 mercs should be babeyed except for maybe Pyro but in a way of
-Wholesome personality
-Actions terrify everyone
So they treat him as babey to avoid dying /hj
Like a cat :)
Also they don't all have six packs??? Like?? Sure they're gunna have some muscle to em but you can be strong without being ripped???
Engie has a dad bod but can still fucking yeet someone just saying
Additionally None of them are simp material theyre all fucking farel
Except maybe spy but he's probs too busy fucking your mom so /j
Sniper pisses in jars and Medic sews animal parts into people for fun why are you simping for them???
In conclusion
None of them are babeys and none of them are your daddy's unless your name is scout and then I'm sorry to inform you but you may be half french /j
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again with this shit
Stop acting like Ed’s some unhinged abusive monster for the toe thing while trivializing Izzy’s bad choices in the same breath.
Stop acting like Izzy is some unhinged abusive monster for his litany of bad choices while trivializing Ed's violent actions in the same breath!
Everyday I get less and less tolerant of people acting like Ed overreacted and Izzy did absolutely nothing to justify what happened to him in episode 10.
Everyday I get less and less tolerant of people acting like cutting off someone's toe while they sleep and forcing them to eat it is ever a justified action!!!! It does not matter what the person you're doing it to did in order to "justify" having it happen to them, you are still maiming someone!
Besides “Ed’s becoming a different person so Izzy has the right to be upset” does not track
I don't think i have ever in my time scouring the Izzy Hands tag seen someone say that Izzy has the right to think or do the things he's done. I've seen people explain the why of those things, but never justifying the actions. Someone explaining why Izzy thinks his actions were the right choices in the moment is not the same as them actually saying that Izzy's actions were the right thing to do.
I think the reason people see these things as lesser than the choking or toe incident is because of the subconscious tendency we have to deemphasize emotional abuse.
I think the reason people are trying to justify Ed permanently maiming Izzy is because they subconsciously think that some abuse is okay and maybe even deserved if the victim is an unpleasant or "bad" person. I mean this person literally said "people acting like [...] Izzy did absolutely nothing to justify what happened to him." as though what Izzy did justified what happened.
The pain Ed caused Izzy was not worse or “disproportionate” to what Izzy caused Ed just because it was physical.
yeah actually it fucking was disproportionate. like, yeah, the things Izzy said were supremely shitty, but i've had people say things to me that were way worse and I'd chose the mental trauma of those cruel words over the physical trauma of getting my toe cut off (and the mental trauma of being forced to eat my own fucking toe) literally any goddamn day.
"just because it was physical" as though there's gonna be no mental element to that trauma. jfc
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Jon had to do an emergency grocery run because we ran out of cat kibble and tried to get more from the vet and they were OUT
Anyway. I was like, as long as you're running to the store, why not grab us a little treat for dessert? We don't really have anything sweet in the house. Maybe one of those tiny cakes we could share? Or something else small from the bakery section
This fucker brought home a multi-flavor cheesecake that SERVES EIGHT
I SAID A SMALL TREAT
SMALL
YOU ARE MURDERING MY DIET
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Slowly Get my whole ass soul consumed By
Ghost Skunk AU
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listening to music on blast removing my own sutures x
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Hey y’all! I had a, uh, moderate-to-severe allergic reaction* yesterday. I ended up having to take a few benadryl and slept like twelve hours because the migraine was intense, and now I am mostly better but my brain is Not Making Decisions (well. I am still functioning enough for work but that’s different braining). What plushies should I sew next? Should I make the mammoth his baby tusks, or should I start sewing doll clothes for the 14.5″ doll (aka the AG WellieWishers line) that should be arriving in the mail today? Or should I make something else entirely? I guess I could try to design a new plushie pattern, but last time I tried to design something post-allergic-reaction I ended up with The Hamster Pattern Where I Forgot Hamsters Had Limbs Or Ears lol
*I have no idea what the scale is for people without weird mast cell issues but it wasn’t anaphylaxis? probably**?
**sometimes when I tell doctors my allergic reactions affect blood pressure they are like “that only happens with anaphylaxis” but I am pretty sure that’s not necessarily true. That said, if you don’t have a history of Weird Allergies maybe go to a doctor if your allergic reactions start affecting your cardiovascular system. I am both not a doctor and an outlier who should not have been counted lol
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