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cinemaronin · 8 months
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ask-idv-shepherd · 23 days
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The Shepherd has forever exited the Manor.
Mod Mandika here.
It's over. No more Shepherd. No more shy fox men, no more demons, no other irrelevant facts about this thing known as Pearce Whittaker. I doubt many people care enough to be worried about such silly news, but it is what it is.
That is all. Thank you to anyone who reads this. And to those who truly cared about my little friend here, I enjoyed the raw experience of portraying both Pearce and ALU.
Let him rest, it's for the best.
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wizardyke · 1 year
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do swifties know that good lyricism isnt just being verbose & using metaphorz.
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cranberryjuice-posts · 3 months
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Kissin I hope they caught us
Pairings - clarisse x fem! Daughter of Hecate reader
Synopsis - secrete relationship
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The Ares Kids scoffed as clarisse shoved them out of the cabin.
“This is our cabin to you can’t just kick us out when you want” kyler complained as he grabbed his shoes. Clarisse on the other hand didn’t care.
“You should be thanking me since your lazy ass can’t even swing that sword correctly” she shoved a sword into his chest. “Train and maybe I’ll let the rest of y’all back in— you all have been slacking and that’s clear since the other team has beaten us three fucking times this past month in capture the flag, get your act together”
The rest of the cabin didn’t say anything in response just quickly moving out. Once they were gone clarisse leaned back against the ladder that leaned upstairs.
“Hey”
“Holy shit!” She yelled. You stood behind her laughing, being a daughter of Hecate you had some minor godly abilites some being witchcraft and shadow travel. “How many times to I have to tell you to stop fucking sneaking up on me like that” she complained but wrapped her hands around your waist and place a light kiss on your lips.
You giggled and wrapped your arms around her neck before mumbling against her. “Yeah Well you love me so you’ll get over it, and I’m on time this time 9:30 am” you grinned against her lips.
She just chuckled and put a hand to the side of your face looking down at you with such a soft look that if anyone else saw it they wouldn’t believe it was her, her face soon turned more sarcastic however. “How does your mommy feel about you making out with the daughter of war”
you raised an eyebrow. “And How does your daddy feel about his favorite daughter making out with a Demi-Titan”
Clarisse scoffed. “Don’t call yourself that, your as much of a demigod as anyone else here” you rolled your eyes. “Ok Claire”
“I’m serious y/n—“
“Clarisse what is Hecate”
“A goddess” she answered almost as if it was fact. You however gave her an unamused look. “Fine she’s a Titan — but she has an honorary spot among the Olympians because she sided with them in the fight against Kronos making her a goddess”
“Still she’s a Titan so technically I would be a Demi-Titan theres nothing wrong we me admitting that and do you really think I give to shits what anyone else thinks” you leaned into her once again and kissed her. Clarisse Just sighed in defeat into the kiss and pulled you closer.
Soon you found yourself in clarisses bed which was a single bed in the corner of the upstairs part of the cabin, she had a curtian nailed to the wall for more privacy as her cabin was mostly guys and he bed placed against the window.
You sat on her waist while both of you continued to kiss. A few sly and sarcastic remarks here n there but that just made it all the more enjoyable.
You tucked a stray curl behind clarisses ear. “You know your pretty right”
“You tell me Everyday” she sarcastically replied but you just hummed. “Yeah Well It’s True”
The ares cabin door loudly opened and clarisse groaned knowing her siblings were back. “Fuck” she scoffed.. Clarisse moved you off of her and stepped out of her bed making sure the curtian was closed before looking over the side of the railing. “What the hell are you doing back so early?”
Her siblings didn’t noticed clarisses disheveled appearance. Mark spoke up. “Paula got into a fight with a Demeter kid so Chiron told us all to go to the cabin for the rest of the day because he didn’t want us to cause more problems.” Clarisse let out a pissed off sigh.
“Whatever” she groaned and went back to her bed.. Clarisse lifted the curtian slightly and slid in. she leaned into you and kissed you softly before whispering. “Get outta here k.. I’ll see you around”
You nodded and kissed her Mkay” before you left however she grabbed your wrist. “Sneak back in later tonight” with that clarisse let you go, watching as you disappeared into the shadows
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The camp was down at the lake, they were all either swiming- in the canoes or on the rubber mats in the water.
Clarisse snuck away from her cabin and walked into the woods.. she saw you leaning against a tree and smiled. She grabbed your waist softly and pulled you into a kiss. You pulled away and giggled. “Mm careful clarisse my girlfriend likes to beat up people”
Clarisse Rolled her Eyes playfully. “Oh No, we better not get caught then huh” you giggled as she leaned in to kiss you once again. You gently tugged clarisses hair to mess with her, laughing into the kiss as she pinched your sides.
“Y/n where a—“ an aphrodite girl paused when she saw the scene. You shoved clarisse back some embarrassed.. you watched as the daughter of Aphrodite ran away worried that the cat was now out of the bag but clarisse didn’t seem to mind. “Lise” you complained and pushed her head off your neck but she just gave you a sarcastic look.
“Hm”
“We Just got caught by drew, drew Tanaka Aphrodite girl?! Lise she’s gonna tell everyone”
Clarisse Just shrugged her shoulders and continued to kiss you. “Whatever i hope she tells everyone, gives me more of a reason to show you off” she kissed your cheek before kissing your lips once again.
“Huh” you panted confused. Clarisse pulled away with a raised eyebrow. “Did I stutter? I wanna show you off, not let anyone else mess around with you”
She laughed at your blushing cheeks “let’s get back before the camp thinks we’re fucking out here, we both know how drew changes the truth” she grinned and grabbed your hand leading you back to the camp.
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archangeldyke-all · 6 days
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Picking Sevika up from a wisdom teeth removal. I'm imagining her being all goofy and confused (because she's absolutely blasted), but every couple conversations or so, she reminds herself that she's a serious person.
Like :) then >:(
PLEASE THIS IS CUTE
men and minors dni
singed can do a lot. genetically mutate living creatures? sure. resurrect the dead with the power of shimmer? no problem. construct a fully functioning, shimmer fueled, sword wielding, prosthetic arm? you gotcha.
but a simple wisdom tooth removal?
apparently that's too much for singed. so you have to drag sevika up to piltover.
as if she wasn't already in enough pain from her teeth coming in-- the only place your wife could go to get some relief is her least favorite place in the world.
she's a grumpy, pissy mess on your way up.
"i'll just fuckin' pull 'em out myself." she whines as you buy tickets to the elevator out of the lanes.
"god, babe, just grab a brick and smash it against my head, okay?" she mumbles as she buries her head into your shoulder on the tram ride into town.
"next person who looks at us like that's gettin' my foot up their ass." she growls when several wealthy piltover citizens scatter as the two of you walk down the sidewalk. you chuckle.
you give her a kiss when her name is called, and she groans before she follows the nurse into the back office.
you spend the next two hours flipping through magazines and thinking about your wife. you hope this is the extent of her dental issues-- or that singed teaches himself dentistry. piltover makes you antsy. you know it's ten times worse for sev.
but then, two hours later, the nurse calls you back to be there as sevika wakes up. "she did really good." she says. "we were in and out in no time."
"oh, good." you sigh, relieved. "is she gonna be in much pain?"
"not when she wakes up." the nurse chuckles. "we got her on the good stuff right now. but, in a few hours it'll wear off and she'll start having pain. we're gonna give you some pills to take home, give her one every twelve hours for a week to help with the pain." she says. you nod.
"thank you so much." you say as she opens a small curtian. she nods, hands you the little bottle of pills, and then waves as she walks away. sevika's on a reclined dental chair, knocked out and snoring, drooling on the head rest. you burst into giggles as you approach her, gently reaching out and starting to stroke your fingers through her hair. "sevikaaa..." you sing.
her face scrunches up. "mmmbaby?" she mumbles around the wads of cotton in her cheeks. you chuckle, then duck down and kiss her forehead.
"goodmorning, sunshine." you whisper. she huffs.
"my teeth all gone?" she asks. you giggle.
"yep."
she finally blinks her eyes open to look at you. "hey, pretty." she says, smiling. you grin.
"hey, beautiful. ready to get home?" you ask. sevika nods, nuzzling against your palm as you stroke her face.
"'m so fuckin' high ri' now." she giggles as she struggles to get out of her chair. you laugh as you help her stand.
"you're so cute." you laugh, wrapping an arm around her waist as you start to guide her out of the room. her cheeks--stuffed with cotton-- bulge as she grins at you. you can't help yourself from darting forward and pressing a kiss to both.
she's pretty steady on her feet, but she keeps giggling as she walks, trying to press kisses against your head. with her entire jaw and mouth numb, though, she can't tell that she's kissing you-- and she keeps huffing in frustration as she smacks her lips all over your head.
"sev!" you laugh as the two of you stumble out of the dentists' office. the bright light of piltover hits you-- and you both scrunch your faces up in the light. sevika's goofy mood leaves in a flash when she remembers where she is.
"fuckin' topsiders." she grumbles as the two of you walk toward the tram. you giggle.
"what happened to my happy high sevy?" you ask, wiping up a bit of drool on her chin.
"pil'over. shitheads." she explains. you chuckle.
"we'll be home soon." you promise her. she studies you, a smile slowly growing on her lips as she does.
"we gonna fuck?" she asks, waggling her eyebrows. you burst into laughter, and sevika's smile only grows.
"absolutely not!" you laugh. she gasps.
"why not?" she whines. you giggle.
"you can't even feel your mouth right now!" you say. she furrows her brow, then reaches up to poke at her jaw, her eyes widening when she realizes you're right. you chuckle and continue. "and you just got outta surgery-- don't you want a nap?" you ask. sevika pouts.
"i want you." she whines, nuzzling her nose against your neck. you snort. a few strangers walk by, giving you judgmental looks as sevika's hands wander up and down your body and her nose rubs against your pulse. you're just happy she's not grumpy-- and she hasn't tried to strip you yet.
"you'll have me baby. i'll hold you all night, make you milkshakes for dinner, play with your hair..."
"but no sex?" she pouts. you laugh.
you're saved by the bell-- literally. the tram rings it's little bell, and you tug sevika into the cart, pushing her into a free seat and standing in front of her, holding the bar. the tram starts its way down the streets of piltover, and sevika's back to glaring at the people and buildings all around her.
she's hilarious, trying to act tough while she's simultaneously drooling down her chin, a wad of cotton slowly sliding out of her cheek. you snort, wiping up her chin again. "you're a mess." you say fondly.
an old woman sitting a few seats down smiles sweetly at you and sevika. you smile back. sevika takes your momentary distraction to her advantage, reaching out and tugging your wrist so you stumble and fall into her lap. you squeal. sevika hums happily as you squirm to get comfortable in her legs, hooking her chin over your shoulder.
the old woman's grinning now. she's the only one-- the rest of the passengers seem mortified. you just muffle your laugh into the side of sevika's head. "you're a mess." you whisper. she hums.
"tired."
the tram drops the two of you off a few minutes later, and as you ride back down to piltover, sevika gets progressively sleepier.
it starts with a hand around your waist, then it's both. then, it's her head resting against your shoulder, then it's her hanging off of you as you trudge through the streets.
you catch a few familiar eyes on your way home. a couple of regulars at the last drop gawk at the sight of a giggly, sleepy sevika clinging to you. some of them open their mouths to ask or say something-- you just glare at them to get them to shut up.
at one point, sevika must catch some of the looks. she doesn't stand up from her slumped over posture against you, but she does growl out a slurred "fuck're y' lookin' at?!"
you laugh as the man who had been staring quickly turns around and runs in the opposite direction.
"be nice, sev." you whisper. she huffs.
"they're starin'."
"maybe 'cause they're shocked to know you're a cuddlebug." you say. sevika huffs again.
"shuddup." she mumbles against your neck.
the second you get home she collapses against the bed. you try to get some work done around the house, you want to get some water and painkillers by the bed, get sevika in her jammies. but before you can walk away, she reaches out and grabs your wrist, then pulls you ontop of her on the bed. you giggle against her.
"sevika--"
"'y said you'd hold me." she whines. you just huff, kick your shoes off, and curl up on top of her. she hums, and tries her best to kiss you with her numb mouth. you giggle against her slobbery, bloody, cotton-filled mouth, and then fall asleep on top of her.
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celebtf · 1 month
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The mission with Alec and Jace
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Alec had woken up a early morning on a sunday morning, the sun had hit his eyes from forgetting to close the curtians, getting a call from his sister Isabell to come down to the Institution to report for a new mission that he and his best friend Jace needed to take care of. Apperentlly a Wizard from the Seventh world got loose and the Institution needed Alec and Jace to take care of it.
Alec was quick on his feets, getting ready, took a quick hot shower and threw on black simple clothes. Alec had gotten to the Institution and he went first to the group's table and Jace was already waiting on him. Alec could see Jace look in his eyes, the typical " You're late " even thought it was Jace most of the times being late to the Institution when he was needed.
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" Okay Alec, we need to take this Wizard guy down, he wants to create a black hole in to the sky to eliminate all the Shadowhunters in the world so the Higher power can easier take over the Magic World " Jace gave Alec the information on the Wizard, where they thought that he could be, in what world, where, why, some simple background check.
Alec stood there and listen to Jace and he was very consentrated but couldn't help to to admire his looks, even tho Alec was openly gay and Jace was okay with that Alec still felt a little uncomfortable with talking to Jace about his type in men. Alec had to admit, Jace was a good looking man, the marks, the leather, the sexy push-back hair, his strong are.
" World to Alec, hello, Alec hiii we need to leave " Alec unwoke from his dreaming to see that Jace already had start walking towards the exist, Alec started walking quick after him.
" Okay if we take this exist and use a Teleport spell we can teleport in to the seventh world and start looking for the Wizard " Jace explained to Alec his plan, what Alec needed to do, how and where.
" Hey Alec, is there something going on, you zoom out alot and aren't really present it's like talking to a piece of wall " Jace spoke with his arms crossed and looked worried in to Alec's eyes.
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Alec and Jace later got to the Seventh world, it was a world that clearly had dealed with alot of fires, the houses were burned and all the trees where gone.
They looked around and finally found the wizard on an opened field, Alec thought to himself " Why an opened field, it's very easy " but the two Shadowhunters Started to run towards the Wizard, the Wizard just laughed, it was all his plan.
When Alec and Jace was running over the field the Wizard used a spell, a black smokey cloud formed around Alec and Jace, they couldn't see each other and couldn't see a clear exist out from the smoke cloud.
Alec was starting to get a headache, a very strong one, he couldn't open his eyes, it hurt so bad, like a migraine. Alec could feel his Shadowhunter marks disappering and he was now ink-less, his legs started grow muscular and biggers, his feet grew a few inches too, his stomach formed a hard sixpack, Alec already had abs but not like this, Alec's new arms became stronger and more muscular. Neck got fuller and his Adam's Apple stood out more. Alec's jaw cracked and got sharper and a light stubble was growing out together with a light mustasch. His cheekbones became more dominante and his brown eyes became a soft blue color. Alec's hair changed from a dark brown to blond and slicked hairstyle. New ruins and ink splatter over Alec's new body.. Jace's old one.
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The new Jace got out of the smokey cloud and saw Himself, his old body. Jace had turned in to him.
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" How did he - " the New jace cut him off " let's go back and try to figure this out at the Institution Jace... well I mean Alec .. I guess " the old Alec was confused.
The New Alec, old Jace was already heading back to the Institution, the new jace run towards the wizard in secret so the old Jace wouldn't see him talking to the Wizard.
" Good job man, here is your money and thank you " the New jace laughed, all acording to his plan...
To be countined....
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fanfictionvibes · 1 year
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ᴛʜᴀᴛs ʜɪs ɴᴀᴍᴇ
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Summry: 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚏𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚝 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐤 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙷𝚘𝚍𝚐𝚜𝚘𝚗's 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢. 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚎 to 𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚜𝚑 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐤. 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚜 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚈/𝚗 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚙. 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚑 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚢/𝚗 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚜 𝚎𝚡𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘, 𝚊𝚕𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕....
𝚆𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚜: 𝟷.𝟿𝚔
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"Whats your name?!?" Lorraine shouted into what seemed like the void. Harsh rain hits her body what feels like a million miles a minute. Dark eye bags engulf her face do to a lack of sleep. A vein popped on her forehead, trying to find any clues about 𝐇𝐢𝐦. Her mind racing with thoughts and feelings swept into the hectic storm.
Her husband, Ed wasn't in best shape either. Had the same dark eye bags and thoughts running though his head. He got draged into the basement of the house by a strong force and was still laying somewhat conscious with scraches and bruises. He was trying to find the family's 2 youngest child Janet that has been in demonic possession by this entirety. Janet got dragged to her sister and her bedroom by the demonic entirety.That was the last time Ed and Lorraine saw her. Ed wasn't the only one to think of the worst at the moment.
A door behind Ed starts opening slowly and tension filled the room. Ed got a a deer in headlights look. He slowly turned his head looking over his shoulder to what looks like the empty doorway opening. Wasting no time Ed turns the rest of his body over swiftly with a cross tightly in hand and pointed it at the door
" You have no power here demon!!, God is with us and always will b—"
"I thought you were over the whole "heroic speech" faze?"
Ed freezes, but then gives a light smile shaking his head at a oh so familiar women in the doorway
" What?, miss me or something? You and Lorraine did call me right?" Y/n said raising an eyebrow.
!!sᴄʀᴇᴀᴍ !!
Ed and y/n shot there heads up towards the ceiling
" Janet.." Ed whispered yelled at the ceiling. Y/n looked around and saw a staircase that headed up stairs. Y/n looks back down at Ed
" I got this one Eds " Y/n declared, Ed's face went pale. Ed finally got up from the ground, looking at the girl like she was crazy
" Now wait a sec Y/-!"
Y/n bolted up the stairs with a cross in hand before Ed finished his sentence. Y/n opened the door and ran to what looks like the living room. Y/n stopped and looking for any sign of where Janet could be. In the corner of her eye she sees a little girl shadow being walking towards towards a bedroom slowly. Y/n ran up stairs and start to pound on the door
" JANET! Open the door! " Y/n said shouted pounding on the door. Y/n put her hands on the door knob vigorously trying to open it.It was like someone was holding the door shut from the other side. Y/n needs to get in there now, it life or death for that little girl. She then took a deep breath and stepped back. She left her leg up and with all her strength try to kicked the door down. It was a Success!. The door burst opened from the impacted so much so she could fit to get in. What was going on in that room it was not what she was expecting.
The walls were run down. What once was dark brown was now had scratch marks with a tan/white/gray washed color. The walls were scattered with crosses nailed to the walls. It doesn't seem to have much power over the entity cause all the crosses were now place upside down.... Every single one of them. Two beds were fliped in different directions and there were cloths scatter across the room. The room looked still almost like time was going slow. Y/n was still not cause of the room no, but what she sees: There she is. Janet. Standing at infront of the window with the curtians ripped off the hinges to the floor. Janet was Still......
A black shadow emerges from a wall to the right corner closer to Janet. 𝐇𝐞 appeard. You coverd your mouth in shock with eyes so big they could pop out of your head.
It was 𝐇𝐢𝐦. How is he here, Did 𝐇𝐞 find someone eles to attach on after the 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 happened. The bedroom widows then got pushed out harshly, cracking the glass in the in the process. 𝐇𝐞 slowly made his finger into a point position towards the widow. Janet started walking aimlessly. Without second thought Y/n started to run to Janet. 𝐇𝐞 sharply moved his hand backwards without looking away from janet. Y/n was thrown in the air pinned against wall. Her breath got quicker. But that wasn't going to stop her from saving Janet
" VALAK!! " Y/n shouted to get the demon's attention away from Janet. It absolutely worked. 𝐇𝐞 sharply turned 𝐡𝐢𝐬 head almost 180* in her direction. 𝐇𝐞 had a suprise look in 𝐡𝐢𝐬 eyes for a split second. 𝐇𝐢𝐬 hold on Janet lifted for a brief moment but as quickly as it came it tightened up again. You got 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧. 𝐇𝐞 started to stride slowly up to you. Janet still in 𝐡𝐢𝐬 hold. Your breath quick in as 𝐡𝐞 was getting closer. Still pinned to the wall you stated to stuggle even harder to get out of 𝐢𝐭𝐬 grip.
A finger hooked under your chin and harshly pushed it up only for your eyes to meet 𝐡𝐢𝐬. Those familiar golden eyes stare at what feels like your soul as 𝐡𝐢𝐬 grip on your face increased.
" ..ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ʏ/ɴ.. " 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐤 said low, growly voice still staring into your eyes with mischief swirling around  in them
" ....ʟᴏɴɢ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ɴᴏ sᴇᴇ ᴍʏ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴠɪᴘᴇʀ, ᴍɪss ᴍᴇ?...."
" Am I supposed to answer that question honestly or??? " Y/n said trying to lighten up her mood but was quickly shut down by 𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐤 gave her a threatening look. Silence filled the room. Uncomfortably. Y/n composed her self then took a sigh
" What's your purpose here Demon?, why are you taking over Janet? She has done nothing! Demon— " ...ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴀᴅᴅʀᴇss ᴍᴇ ᴀs ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍe ʏ/ɴ......"
Y/n felt chills ran up her spine as she hears 𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐤 talking to her demandingly and quickly to correct her. Y/n new right now she's playing with fire.
" Fine then answer me this 𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐤 "
" ...ɪᴍ ᴀʟʟ ᴇᴀʀs my little viper...."
Y/n Sighed annoyingly at the nickname
" why a family? Do you go from haunting churches, now destroying a family? what's in it for you? "
" ....ɪ ᴡᴀs ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ʜᴇʀᴇ.... ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴄʜɪʟᴅʀᴇᴀɴ ᴀʀᴇ sᴏ ɪɴᴏᴄᴄᴇɴᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴇs ᴛᴏ dark Magic ..."
" let Janet go 𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐤 " Y/n said finally getting out of his hold, and running towards Janet, kneeling in front of her only to see her eyes were a pale blue, almost as if she has no pupils. 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐤 started to grin crazily
" ...ɪᴛs ᴛᴏᴏ ʟᴀᴛᴇ ɴᴏᴡ ᴍʏ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴠɪᴘᴇʀ sʜᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇxᴛ 5 ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇ... " Y/n stared hopelessly at Janet, not knowing how to help her.
Lorraine ran into the room suddenly looking at the scene, but then acted quick And started to shout 𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐤𝐬 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 at him. Which was defeting him. 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐤 looked  at everyone in the room coldly as he was getting pulled back in hell. his flesh tearing off his body as he was getting sucked back into a portal as his True Form came out. He looked at Y/n his last moments
" ....ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍʏ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴠɪᴘᴇʀ again.... ᴊᴜsᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɪᴛ..." just like that 𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐤 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐞.
Janet went back to her normal self instantly and started to run out of the house to find her family. Edd ran into room not long after. Hugging his wife. Both of the warrens pulled away and looked at Y/n and saw that she was looking at the spot where 𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐤 had left, Which left a burn mark on the wall.
The warrens start walking up to her pulling her out of her thoughts. Lorraine helped Y/n up and gave her a big hug. Y/n hugged back tighter. They both pulled away from each other seconds after. The warrens looked at her worried
" How did you know 𝐡𝐢𝐬 name before??" Lorraine said breaking the silence abruptly. Y/n eyes go wide, how dose she know. Was she outside the door?, have a vision about it.
They both waited patiently for her answer
" ᴛʜᴀᴛs ʜɪs ɴᴀᴍᴇ.."
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pokemonshelterstories · 4 months
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i wish it hadent come to this, but im desperate. Usually youd just be able to look up "how to get meowth to stop peeing on curtians" and buy some repel spray and call it a day but this has been plauging me for months now. How do i get my meowth to stop shitting in the bathtub??????? she has a clean litterbox, she uses it frequenty, she dosent seem to have any issues with it, and yet every two to three weeks ill head into the bathroom to find a fat shit. ITS NOT EVEN FREQUENT EITHER??? ITS NOT A DAILY PROBLEM??? she just wakes up some days and goes "yeah ill poop in here today". i cant exatly use repels in the tub because i need to use it, and her box has never been in this room. any tips on how to get her to STOP SHITTING IN MY BATHTUB???? am i just doomed to deal with this for all of eternity??? (((sincerely someone whos irl cat is doing this send help-)))
//guys, please don't send me asks like this. if your pet is having a real behavioral or medical issue, the correct response isn't to pokemonify it and send it to an askblog. i am not a veterinarian. i have never seen your animal. i cannot diagnose whatever issue is going on, nor would it be ethical for me to try to. improper bowel elimination in cats can be caused from anything ranging from "the litterbox smelled bad that day" to a medical issue causing pain during defecation. take your animal to a vet.
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sassylegshayne · 1 year
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support your local caffeine dealer chapter six
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chapter six if finally here, revealing how the aftermath of the night together will shake out eeeeeee okay yay enjoy!! mwah xx oh yeah it's 3.5k and has some little pieces of spice btw
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You awoke slowly, the sun peering through the curtians of your living room window. You move around a bit, confusion flooding your mind as you feel something tough below you.
Your heart races as you open your eyes, your view falling upon a sleeping Shayne, his arms wrapped around your waist. Soft snores leave his mouth as he slumbers.
Your view does nothing to calm your beating heart, your hands shaking a bit as your tried your best not to wake him. You wanted to freak out, like you were internally, but you didn't think you could handle the conversation you needed to have with Shayne right now.
So you slowly, very slowly, remove yourself from him, making sure to replace the blanket, keeping him warm.
You find yourself tiptoing through your own home as you inch toward the kitchen; attempting to brewa pot of coffee as quietly as you could.
You find yourself sat at your dining table, mind racing a million miles a minute as you sipped your coffee; at this point, you were hoping the caffeine would work some magic spell, drawing your memories forth.
Not working.
The last thing you remembered was saying your goodbyes, and getting into Shayne's car, which now seemed like a black hole, sucking all your thoughts away.
Stirring from the couch sent your head quickly turning to face it, a small smile on your lips as you took in Shayne's disheveled look; his hair tousled, clothes a bit askew, his lips quite pink... oh my god.
You didn't..did you? You really hadn't thought of that possibility until now; did you make a move on him? Did you two fuck?
He rises from the couch, stretching his hands above his head as he yawned. The movement tugged his shirt upward, your eyes quickly darting to his abs, the small happy trail downward not helping with your still racing heart.
A small chuckle pulls you away, meeting his eyes shamefully before you quickly turn to sip from your mug as Shayne moves slowly toward the kitchen.
"Well, good morning, Y/N." He trailed off, his heartbeat matching yours as he smiled at you, you still not meeting his eyes. You hummed softly in acknowledgement, nodding towards the coffeepot, an empty mug sitting beside it.
"I've got a couple creamers in the fridge that you can help yourself to." You spoke quietly, still refusing to look at him.
Shayne chewed on his raw and chapped bottom lip as he moved around the counter, pouring his coffee to his liking as a silence fell over the two of you. As hesitantly approached the table, his mind finally helping him to decide the best way to go about this awkwardness, his phone buzzes in the coffee table.
He sighs softly, watching as you turn to the noise. Shayne grabs his cell, lan's name showing on the screen.
He declines the call, shooting a quick text to lan, asking him if it could wait. He felt like you two really needed to talk about last night, he wanted to assure you that he didn't think last night was anything short of friendly, nothing happened, it was nothing. He assumed the two of you were on the same page, he wouldn't have guessed that you were nervous that you had done something worth remembering, and now it was nothing.
lan quickly responded.
"Chanse is sick and we have to shoot today. can you please come in? the shooting schedule is gonna be fucked if we miss this"
Shayne sighed, running a hand through his hair as he shot a quick text back, telling lan to give him an hour and he'd be there. He turned to you, smiling as his eyes finally met yours.
Your mind and heart had both calmed a bit, trying your best to accept every possible outcome, roll with the punches. "I'm sorry." His heart hurt as he saw your smile falter at his words. "Chanse is sick, and -I, uh, gotta go shot for the channel." He trailed off, embarrassed to find himself the one refusing to look at you now.
He pocketed his phone before moving back toward the kitchen, chugging a bit of his coffee before placing his mug in the sink. Shayne found himself wrapping his arms around your shoulders from behind you as you still sat in the chair a bit. You leaned into his chest, smiling.
Shayne placed a chaste kiss to the crown of your head, giving you a gentle squeeze. "I'm sorry, really.. text you later, okay?" Shayne spoke softly as you nodded. You chuckled a bit, tilting your head back to look up at him. He grinned down at you, laughing softly.
talk to you later. maybe." You chuckled, shrugging as you let your head fall forward again, hearing as Shayne chuckles, gathering his things before silently exiting. What the fuck was that? A kiss on the head? Was that just an excuse to get himself out of talking about it?
You groaned, letting your head rest on the tabletop.
You'd like to say you'd done a good job at distracting yourself from constantly thinking about Shayne and last night, but you'd be lying. You started a book sitting in your 'to be read' pile, and then you started a different one because the first wasn't helping. The second one wasn't better.
You settled on TV, throwing on a movie as you sat cuddled into your couch cushions. The same one's that you and Shayne had woken up On.
You did the dishes, only to find the empty mug he left behind before he rushed out of your door.
You didn't expect to spend your day off as a personified ball of anxiety but you can't pick your battles.
He said he would text you, too, but nothing. It'd been hours since he left with a promise of messaging you again.
He'd get to it, he was probably busy with his shooting. Or with whatever else he might be doing.
It's not a big deal, you're totally fine, he'll message you if he wants to, it's his loss if he doesn't.
Shayne felt like the day couldn't be longer, regretting leaving his phone at his desk throughout the shoot, desperately wanting to text you or call you, anything to make sure you were on the same page.
He couldn't stand seeing you like you were this morning, stuck inside your own head, seemingly weary about the situation. Shayne just wanted to make sure that nothing changes between you two over last night, not wanting to lose the little bit of you that you allow him to see.
He's been having a hard enough time with being your friend, he wasn't sure how bad he'd take it if he lost you entirely. Damien could tell something was off, Shayne was quiet after every shoot, barely doing more than reading the script.
Once they'd wrapped on the day, Damien had caught sight of Shayne quickly moving to wardrobe. He hadn't realized his friend quick on his heels until Damien had fallen into stride beside him.
"Shayne, why are we in such a hurry?" Damien asked as the two entered into the small room, grabbing their clothes to change into. Shayne quickly changed his shirt, thankful he wasn't in a full costume for the last shoot. Damien quickly changed after asking for Shayne to wait, surprised that he'd kept his Word.
"Im sorry, I just was in the middle of something this morning that I'd really like to get back to and finish up." Shayne tried his best to remain neutral, the irritation still evident on his face. know it's hard to talk, but so is hiding how you feel." Damien offered, stuffing his hands into his pockets.
"Okay, yeah let's.. let's go talk.." Shayne mumbled, heading towards his friends desk, hesitantly passing his own, his phone sitting patiently in the drawer. The two settled into their respective seats, few people around them.
kay, Damien, I'm just gonna say everything as best as can and we'll go from there, okay?" Shayne looked worried as he spoke, rubbing his hands on his thighs as Damien nods, giving Shayne the open air.
"Okay, so, Y/N and have been texting for a while, chatting a bit whenever go in, and think really like her. She doesn't see me that way, which is fine and respect it, like, she made it clear. Like, her and I rode together last night, I picked her up from her place, we were texting earlier and she asked if I was offering a ride so l'd have someone hot to show up with, Shayne found himself rambling quietly, his eyes avoiding Damien's as he spoke but he still saw his friend nodding along.
"I told her no, we joked around a little bit. Then when I picked her up she asked if she was playing the role of a fake girlfriend, then told her no again, and she said she wanted to play the role of just my friend." Shayne couldn't help but sigh as your words ran through his mind yet again.
"But... but then I had a great time with her, I took her home and she showed me around, she wanted me to stay and watch a movie, so agreed to one. Then she wanted to cuddle, she kept telling me how to move so she could be comfortable, then she laid on me and she fell asleep, and guess did too." He trailed off chewing his lip.
"This morning, she woke up before me and she didn't say a word until after lan called me, all she did was tell me goodbye. I haven't talked to her at all, and now I'm freaking out that she's just worried it changed our friendship. And I kissed her head this morning, Damien, I don't think that helped me at all. I can lose everything, I just can't lose her, yanno?" Shayne felt like he'd run a marathon once he finished talking, out of breath from everything he had to say. When he finally meets his friends eyes, he finds Damien with a small smile on his face. Damien was excited to finally hear about Shayne's crush, to hear how nervous his friend was about his feelings.
"So you're assuming that she's upset about it? Did you talk much either?" Damien questioned, shrugging after Shayne solemnly shakes his head. "So you were nervous for the complete opposite reason that you're assuming she was nervous for?"
Shayne groaned, rubbing his face. He sat in silence for a few minutes, his mind rattled. "Okay, the issue still lies that there's something her and need to talk about, that is obvious, but feel like it's something that needs to happen in person, but don't know if she'd want to see me or."
"Okay, hold on. What if you just text her asking to come over, or invite her over for dinner or something? A way to show her that you care and want to make sure she knows it Damien argued, hoping that you two would quickly overcome whatever issue sat between you.
Shayne sat with his head in his hands, groaning softly as he thought it over, hoping for another option to pop into his mind.
"Yeah.. yeah guess that's worth a shot."
"hey, wanna come over for dinner tn? we're done shooting so it'd probably be in a couple hours, if you're down"
What the fuck? That's all you get? A part of you was angry with Shayne's first message to you, time stamped at 4:57PM.
Okay, he was busy at work, and maybe he wants to talk? That's what this was, that's all. You were going to ask what happened, he was going to tell you, damage control from there. It Would be fine.
"hey, yeah I'm down, send me your addy and see you in a bit "
You found yourself stressing as you dug through your closet in desperate search for anything that felt right to you. So far you'd narrowed down the jeans, ripped black denim, and were searching for a top. Eventually you setle on a cropped graphic tee, assuming that dinner as his place would be casual.
You were admittedly very nervous. You didn't want to assume the worst, but the thought that you could've done something to change Shayne's perception of you was scaring you.
You took your time with your hair and makeup, hoping to calm your nerves with the distractions before you drove to Shayne's apartment.
When you had finally found a parking spot, you exit your car to find Shayne smiling from his balcony, offering you a small wave before he headed inside.
You chuckled softly as you headed upstairs, finding him standing in his doorway, a smirk on your lips.
"Were you waiting on me? thought that was my job." You poke, laughing softly as Shayne steps aside, inviting you in. You slip off your shoes as you glance around his apartment, taking in his simple decor. "Don't worry, I won't give youa drunken tour." Shayne chuckles, winking at you before he heads into the kitchen. You tried to match his chuckle, an awkward feeling settling over you. Did you give him a tour of your apartment last night? Your bathroom was a disorganized mess and your room didn't look much better; you wanted to turn around and leave. You thought you two could talk and everything would be fine, but maybe acting like you two never met would be easier than this embarrassment.
Shayne stood at the stove, stirring a pot before he motioned you to sit at one of the barstools near him.
"Do you like spaghetti? I'm not a great cook, but make a very mediocre spaghetti." Shayne smiled as he faced you for a second before turning to grab plates.
"Spaghetti's good, very reliable dish so respect that move." You laughed, realizing that you two would talk when the time is right, enjoy whatever happens until then.
Shayne plated your dishes, offering you an array of drinks before moving to sit with you on the couch. The two of you settled in, eating quietly as some music played off of the TV.
After a few songs played, you set your plate on the coffee table, sitting back as you chewed your lip. You couldn't stop you mind from racing with the silence between the two of you.
"You okay?" Shayne asked softly, noticing your fidgeting, moving to set his plate next to yours. "Shayne, okay," you turn, spinning to face Shayne, your back against the armrest. As you open your mouth to speak, he copies you, mirroring your searing with raised brows.
"Okay, I want to say I'm sorry, I'm really sorry; want you to know that I'm so embarrassed about this but, I don't remember some of last night." You looked to him with worried eyes searching his face for any kind of emotion.
"Wait, what do you remember, then?" Shayne adjusted himself, sitting a bit upright. Every way he expected tonight to go just blew away in the wind, he never once thought that you didn't remember it.
You widened your eyes a bit as you read his tense body language, fearing you may have done exactly what you thought.
"I remember leaving the bar, I remember getting into the car, and I remember you asking me what thought about everyone; I have like fuzzy bits and pieces, like know you walked me upstairs and there was a movie playing. The next thing I remember was waking up in your arms." You couldn't help but chuckle a bit, hoping you'd feel weight off of your shoulders, but instead you just felt worse.
"Okay." Shayne said after a few beats of silence as he meets your eyes, your concern visible. "Do you want me to tell you what happened?" You nodded your head, fearing your voice might fail you at this point.
"We got to your apartment and wanted to walk you upstairs to make sure you got in okay, but you held my arm and invited me. You brought me around your apartment, showing me your room for a few seconds before you went to the couch. I said I was gonna leave, but we agreed to watch a movie, and we did." Shayne noticed how embarrassed you felt, leaving out a few details at the end to spare you at least a small amount of your dignity. You sighed deeply, shaking your head a bit.
"Shayne, why'd we wake up like that, though?" Everything felt right in Shayne's telling, but it felt like something was missing.
"Well, alright. You wanted to cuddle when sat with you, then you just told me how should sit, then you told me to lay down and you laid on me." Shayne smiled, biting back a nervous laugh.
You feel a giggle building as you watch Shayne cover his mouth. Quickly the two of you fall into laughter.
You had to laugh in disbelief at your actions, you were embarrassed, but no where near as badly as you thought you'd be. Shayne was laughing as he still wasn't over just how this played out, he never could've guessed you spent your day confused and probably anxious over the unknown.
Once you both had settled, taking deep breaths, you found yourself launching towards Shayne with open arms, pulling him into a hug.
"Thank you, Shayne. That's no where near as bad as thought it was going to be." You buried your face into his shoulder, his arms around your waist as your continued.
"I thought we had slept together or something."
Shayne tensed, his laughter faltering a bit at your words as he felt his body tense. After another squeeze, you pull away, sitting back as you had been previously.
"Tm not saying that like we would, yanno, sleep together, that's why I'm glad to know." You trailed off awkwardly, shaking your head as you smiled at Shayne.
He'd felt that pain of rejection in his chest again. You were that worried because you thought you'd slept together. You really, really didn't want him to think that you wanted that. But you did, and your eyes raking over his body was a giveaway in your mind, but was confusing in his mind. The two of you fell into a more comfortable silence, letting each other process their feelings. Shayne trying his best to ignore his pain as he offers you a soft smiling, asking about throwing on a movie. You both settle into the couch, a bit of deja vu hitting both of you, despite the gab betwe your bodies.
You find yourself initiating small touches with Shayne, your hand resting on his thigh each time you laugh at something, sitting closer when you return from the bathroom, leaning into his side.
Once Shayne places his arm over your shoulders, holding you close to him, he starts to think maybe it wouldn't be such a bad idea. His mind starts to wander, thoughts of his nails digging gently into the soft skin of your hips, your nails dragging down his back, his lips leaving trails between your thighs.
"Did you hear me?" Shayne looks to you, brows furrowed as he shakes his head, willing to admit he'd been a bit distracted. said I'm probably gonna head home since the movies over" you nod toward the screen before leaning up, pressing you lips softly to his cheek before rising.
The two of you were in an awkward limbo of small touches and displays of affection, words left unspoken when fngers linger, or when hugs last a bit longer than needed. You hoped you left Shayne with the impression you wanted to; you liked Shayne's company and found him attractive, he could take that information and do what he pleases.
All Shayne was really left with as he watches your car pull out from the parking spot was confusion. He wanted to give you space, keep his distance so as to not scare you, but you just wanted to do the opposite.
He'll see you tomorrow and try to wrap his head around you, figure out what you want from him.
Maybe.
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spider-jaysart · 4 months
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Hurry! Nightwing has to get a curtian Robin and a curtain superboy to confess their feelings for one another BEFORE christmas! What does he have to do? (Wrong answers only)
@sheherification
Okay so (0_0) Dick makes them think they're both going out for ice cream with him and then he actually drives them to an island instead and leaves them both there. He somehow put red solar energy tech all around the island so that Jon won't be able to fly and leave and he also stole Damian's communicator so that he can't call anyone to take them back
He leaves them with plenty of food and drinks to survive on and leaves on a boat and won't come back to get them until they finally confess to eachother. Meanwhile, Clark and Lois think Jon is at the Grayson apartment having a sleepover with Mar'i, Jake, and Damian. Bruce thinks the same thing with Damian, so he doesn't know what's actually up
After a while, Damian and Jon don't have the guts to say a word about their feelings at all still and will find a way back home themselves if they have to, so they try to swim all the way back home in the water lmao, but then they get really tired after too much struggling and just try to built a boat together with whatever they find instead lol
And then it takes them way longer than expected, so they spend the night and they get close to spilling about their crushes on eachother
Dick is sinking their boat later in the morning if they still don't completely confess their feelings yet though lol
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soulls-at-505 · 1 year
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“I liketh thee”
PAIRING: Juliet Capulet x Fem! Montague! Reader
WARNINGS: homophobia, swearing, not proof read-
REQUESTED: no
SUMMARY: Juliet and Y/n are introduced by Romeo, and the rest is history
A/N: The speech is in shakespearean english sorry y’all, italics indicate a flashback
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Loud music echoed through the Capulet mansion, courtesy of Lord Capulet’s annual party, to which you, Mercutio and your brother Romeo had successfully infiltrated snuck into. Mercutio may have had a few too many and had fucked off god knows where, so that just left you and Romeo. Romeo and Mercutio were the only two people who knew about your secret.
“You.. what?” Shit, you thought. You kept silent, nervously shuffling around in front of your brother and best friend. 
“Thy liketh those of amorous rite?” Mercutio asked, unsure of what you truly meant.You nodded briefly, awaiting a scorn or disdained lecture. However, you were met with laughter. 
“Thee were afraid to bid us this?!” Romeo wheezed. You blushed, slightly embarrassed of the fiasco. You hushed him from speaking too loudly and revealing your secret to the world, or worse, to your father. Heaven forbid he discovers this.
“Behold, sister, all the fine flowers in this room t’night. I bid you farewell.” Romeo says in your ear before scuttling away. He may know of your preference for women, but he knew not of your love for Juliet Capulet. Fair Juliet Capulet. But she’d never love you back, not in your situation. ‘
If only it were another life,’ you thought.You sat in the corner of the room, eyes darting around looking for anything to take your interest. You looked to the door to the gardens and saw Romeo waving for you. Confused, you run over.
“Dear sister, this is the fair maiden, Juliet. Juliet, mine ow’n sister, Y/n. Thee duo, enjoyeth thine companys.” Romeo steps aside to reveal Juliet. You turn to Romeo, shell-shocked. He winks and walks away. ‘
How did he find out? Nosy fucker.’ you wondered. 
“Let us go to some place with lesser noise and disruption, follow me.” she beems at you, grabbing a hold of your wrist and running through the mass of people. The music is more muffled as you head up the grand staircase and into her bedroom. She leads you in the doorway and gently closes the door, getting very close to you. Your lips were almost touching, you glanced at hers and back up to your eyes. You were met with a grin before she scrambled to close her curtian and windows.
You went and sat in her bed next to her, “What’s going on?” you asked, visibly confused. A faint calling of her name was heard outside followed by three knocks. “Under the sleep chamber, make haste!” she whisper shouted, kissing your check before pushing you to the floor and diving back into her bed like she was before. You darted underneath, watching the door whilst being careful to not be seen at the same time. “Ay Juliet, thee shouldst beest careful. Thee was near to be hast caught!” her nurse hissed as she closed the door behind her with a creak, “receiveth thy ‘friend’ from beneathst thy.” Juliet blushed as you crawled out and stood awkwardly. Her nurse put her face in her palm and visibly cringed. “Ay Juliet.” she said before putting both hands in the air in surrender and leaving. Once the door had creaked to a close, you and Juliet locked eyes and laughed as you sat next to her once more. “What wast yond about?” you asked her, gazing into the beautiful infities that were her eyes. “She knows.” “Knows what?” you reply. “Knows that I liketh thee.” “You… liketh thee?” you managed to stutter. “It’s true.” Juliet giggled and pulled you towards her. “I, Juliet Capulet, liketh thee, Y/n Montague.” You laughed, head on her chest, looking up at her with awe. “And I, Y/n Montague, liketh thee, Juliet Capulet.”
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pandasized-crevice · 2 years
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KINNPORSCHE EP 4 FRESH JUST WATCHED THOUGHTS
porsche and pete cuddled together omg
KINNS THINKING ABOUT THE KISS AHAHAH
NOT KINN GOING "so if i was a girl would you like me?😳🥺"
the SCREAM i let out when porsche was between kinn & vegas
"i have time to..look around" AYO VEGAS AYO
OUR KING HITTING VEGAS WITH THE TRAY YESSSS
KIM AND CAY MET TIS NOT A DRILL
tf name is wik kim come one now
porsches fat head peeking through the curtians smh
kinns eyebrow raise & smile when he heard porsche call big a jerk YES
fuck you big, disrespectfully me
"you wanted me to be shocked that kinns gay?" "the worlds progressed" "you're a low-class jerk"TELL HIM PORSCHE TELL HIM
HE REMEMEBRD THE KISS AHAHA
i wanna kiss you pete😳😳
KIM'S FUCKING CONSPIRACY BOARD NO FUCKING WAY
hey the diamond auction is at the bar place from the flimania trailer
SAVED BY THE BELL VEGAS PLEASE
besties at the diamond function yuh yuh
"HE'S LIKE AN OPPA" TEH PLEASE
PLEASE THE LOOK TIME & TECH GAVE EACH OTHER YOUR BESTIES KNOW YOU KINN
NO porsche drinks the water cuz kinn smiles at him and he assumes its okay to/kinn gives his premmison to drink it? STOP
NO PORSCHE NO MY LOVE THEY GOT HIM
teh i love you be with me instead😘😘😘
wait i know what this is.....
PERIOD HEADBUTT HIM PORSCHE!!!
WAIT WHATS HAPPENING NOW
omg we must stay focused brothers WE MUST STAY FOCUSED
ik he's drugged and outa of it but the noises porsche is making are killing me
ew kinn dont kiss him he just threw up(and of course he's too messed up for proper consent)
THE REAL DEAL WHAT YOU MEAN
OH LORD HAVE MERCY
AHHH IT SHIT A
omg bro omg omg
BUTT WE GOT A BUTT HERE
Oh my fucking god oh my god
oh no...momick me up im scared of vegas red room
EP 5 preview:OH HELL NO i swear if big & ken beat porsche up under kinns order.... AND KIM!KIM! more kim & chay next ep!interesting indeed...
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atiny-crew-musings · 10 months
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I am sure I can take a dog, some fish, some oversized lizards, a forest flea and a witch ? Wench? Doesn’t really matter. Just admit it baby, I am much more tastier then even the likes of elderich thing.
Faerie Yeosang: "FOREST FLEA?!"
Incubi Jongho: "*frowns* what makes you think i want anything to do with someone who's going to insult the people i love and call them names?"
Succubus Seulgi: "dont say anything else, baby. We got it."
Eldritch Wooyoung: "its amazing how idiotic this is. Im not even going to do anything. Yeosang is gonna beat me to it"
Secretary Park: "*sighs and pulls curtian, ignoring screams* im not cleaning any of that up."
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dale-b-cooper-fbi · 1 year
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Did you dream of anything last night?
Anon, I'm very late getting to this ask, but I'm proud to say I still remember my dream.
O was in the Black Lodge again, I unfortunately find myself there a lot against my will, except this time the heavy curtains of the walls could be walked behind for once, and well...the floor wasn't its usual look, it was grass.
It was more circular too, as if someone had changed it and just made it well...a circle, suspended by nothing in the forest.
You could see where the heavy curtains had been put on a circular rod, could see that while they touched the ground you could still exit, but there wasn't anything above...except this ink black sky that has splattered white spots as if someone painted it.
I existed the curtains and was met with forest, something that was extramly adbormal considering the history of the Lodge. After walking around I found another curtian, this one more green.
Now things to note, there was light inside of the curtains but none leaking of or onto them, and when you entered and exited it was a whole new spot.
But by this point I hated the red curtains and wanted to try my luck with the green. All it did was lead me to a sort of library like area with checked floors instead of the zigzag one I'm used to.
I picked up some book about how twin peaks was founded, before I hearing the loud distant shouts of Harry calling to me and it jerked me awake as I felt as if thr floor began to give out from under me.
I woke him up from my jerking and shsiving, and he explained that he didn't mind, but that he wasn't calling me to wake up yet.
It was...one of my more interesting dreams.
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The ultimate cozy
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Character Isaac Hempstead Wright
Couple ihw X Reader
Rating sweet af
Concept cosy night after a bad day
I did my best to keep my composure after the madness that was today, paperwork got damaged, my boss got mad, the clients left, and I hadn't even been paid for my time again. Didn't help the world outside was a harsh dark grey, swapping between different degrees of raining, the wind battering everything it could whistling thought you and turning you inside out, and of course making it no condition to use an umbrella to protect from the rains. And just as a cherry on the cupcake of this day the trains are delayed due to striking action. I felt my phone go off so I glanced to it seeing the message
Isaac X:
Hey buttercup, just checking what time your going to be home? He's not making you stay late again he?
I smiled a little he's such a sweetie, I told him everything that had happened today and the estimated time I would be home and he quickly messaged back
Isaac X:
Ohh my poor little buttercup, it's okay I'll be here waiting for you to get home xxx
I giggled a little a returned my phone to my pocket as at last I reached my stop so I rushed of onto the platform trying my best just to get home after this long day, and just as I got outside the rain got worse drenching me, I did try to use my umbrella but one gust to many and it broke in about seven places. So I just did my best to get home as quickly as possible.
My clothes and hair soaked my feel drenched in my shoes where I couldn't avoid puddles as none of the drains where actually draining, the wind battering me from all angles like being in one of those round wind tunnels crazy people indoor skydive in.
Finally I saw home so I unlocked the door and headed in kicking off my shoes into the porch and dropping my bag their too
"That you buttercup?" Isaac called from the kitchen
"No! I'm a burglar" I joked
"Ohh sorry Mr burglar, nothing of value here just lots of old uni textbooks and magic the gathering cards" he laughed as he came through drying his hands off where he clearly just did the dishes "hello buttercup" he smiled giving my cheek a kiss "uhhh did you get jumped... By nature?" He asks picking out a twig that had somehow ended up in my hair from the weather
"I feel like I did" I sighed
"Awwwww you've had a rough day haven't you?" He asks and I nod "okay, did you want to get cosy?"
"That sounds nice"
"Then I shall built the ultimate cosy for my lovely lady" he smiled "my hoodie and sweatpants are in the tumble dryer they should be good and toasty by now"
"Did you want them?"
"No silly I meant for you, go on warm your little buttercup bum up" he smiled
I giggled and headed to the kitchen seeing all the chores had already been done so I smiled stopping the tumble I threw my clothes in the laundry basket and slipped on his warm hoodie and sweatpants them immediately smelling of the sweet fabric softener,
I headed out again in an attempt to find him and immediately found the living room.
The log burner on sweetly warming the house up, the curtians and blinds drawn to keep out the dark rain, the lights on low meerly the fairy lights above the mantle and the log burner itself to light the room, the sofa had our duvet as well as some fluffy blankets set up ready to recline some snacks on the table as well as a warm tea in my favourite mug he smiled seeing me there as he had a towel in hand
"Here you go, to dry your pretty hair" he smiled wrapping it around my shoulders for me "don't want you to catch a cold" he says kissing my nose "ohh such a cold little nose!" He said in shock "I'll warm it up" he smiled giving my nose even more kisses "come on before my little buttercup freezers" he laughed tugging me to the sofa so we got cosy with our blankets and duvet reclining the sofa as we had our tea he wrapped his arm around me Letting us cuddle together closely "you wanna watch crime documents?"
"Yes please" I smiled
"Okay, and no worries about dinner I'll order us delivery in a bit okay?"
"Your sure?"
"Of course I am, I know you've had a rough day I can't do much about your dumbass boss or the weather but I can do... Little things like this"
"Umm the little things make it all better Isaac"
"Yeah?"
"Umm" I nodded nuzzling close to him
"Good, I like making my buttercup happy. I love you very much" he Cooes
"I love you too Isaac" I smiled hugging him tightly
"Come in then crime shows, and we'll pick delivery in a little while" he smiled kissing my head and handing me the remote for the TV.
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What does "Octobriana is the Nobilis Power of Communism" mean?
(in reference to this post here)
Hokay, so ... I'm going to preface this by saying that was very much a shitpost, you understand.
Octobriana is a public domain character who was created in the 1970s; she's found a place in the Jenny Everywhere fandom, given that Octobriana was one of the original inspirations for Jenny's concept as "a character which anyone can use". Octobriana is an embodiment of Communist ideals, supposedly "the spirit of the October Revolution", and she's a scantily-clad amazonian woman with a red star tattooed onto her forehead who's a good thousand years old. She's an immortal warrior who fights tyranny whilst traveling through time and space in a device called the Wonder Machine.
(She has kind of … shady origins, insofar as her creator Petr Sadecký apparently stole the artwork for the comic which initially featured her. As in, he commissioned Czech artists Bohumil Konečný and Zdeněk Burian to make comics about a politically-neutral character called "Amazonia" and then literally stole it without paying, and fled across the Iron Curtian and published it with this elaborate hoax describing a publication history by Soviet dissidents dating to the 1950s. Konečný and Zdeněk eventually successfully filed a lawsuit in West Germany. Nevertheless, given the widespread belief in Sadecký's hoax, the character herself is de facto in the public domain, and has had various appearances which Konečný and Burian apparently haven't raised a fuss over. You can read all about it on Wikipedia, the free online encyclopedia that anyway.)
Nobilis is a tabletop RPG which delves into meta shenanigans. The premise is that Earth is just one of many realities hanging from the bough of the World Ash, and that Creation is being invaded by a horde of ambiguously-queer fascist mall goths from the void called Excrucians. To combat the Excrucians, the disparate forces of Creation have banded together and designated Imperators, which can be anything from traditional angels and demons to eldritch monstrosities to serpents the size of a solar system, who then uplift mortals -- usually humans -- into their service. These are the player characters.
A thus-Ennobled being is called a Power, and has an Estate consisting of some aspect of reality, such as Dreams, or Legumes, or Hamsters. A basic entry-level player character of Nobilis is functionally omnipotent with respect to their Estate; if you are the Power of Fire, you are capable of wreaking miracles which effect the entire universe, as long as fire is involved. Or death, or kittens, or oscillations. The Powers need to be that powerful, because the Excrucians have that much level of power.
So, uh ... extremely a shitpost.
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