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urlocalwhumper · 6 months

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living weapon whumpee who's never known anything but pain and violence.

their existence hurts. they were made to be effective, not happy, and their masters decided that keeping them in constant pain provided better results. they're wilder, more unpredictable, and the pain keeps them from thinking straight enough to question anything.

they're only given painkillers, only allowed a respite from their seemingly endless suffering, after a successful mission. it keeps them loyal, and most importantly, teaches their brain to associate acts of violence with relief and rewards.

everyone they've ever met has treated them as a tool, a monster, or both. they don't know how to be anything else.

that is until they're rampaging through a village, destroying, killing, whatever their masters demand of them. whatever will give them a few blissful hours of numbness.

one of the villagers steps out of a ruined building and looks them straight in the eyes. whumpee expects fear, hatred, disgust, the things they see in the faces of every person who's ever crossed their path. but they see something completely different.

compassion.

whumpee is so stunned, they don't think to move or do anything at all as the villager steps closer, gently reaching out a hand to cup whumpee's face.

"oh, poor thing." they murmur, taking in the creature in front of them - part human, part animal, part machine. "they've done a number on you, huh?"

whumpee blinks at them. pain continues to course through their body, but the gentle hand on their cheek distracts them, even if just a little. all the indistinct noise in their foggy, addled mind finally goes quiet.

caretaker had stepped out in front of the being destroying their home with the intention to get through to it or die trying, and the expectation to absolutely die trying.

they did not at all expect the seemingly feral mishmash of metal, fur, and flesh to lean so heavily into their touch that they nearly collapsed into caretaker's arms.

#whump #whump prompts #nonhuman whumpee #living weapon whumpee #mine #chariot shiori on the brain tonite #the intention here is for whumpee to be this genetically engineered fusion of human and animal #the general build and anatomy of a human #but they grow fur on their limbs and partially up their back. they have an animal's sensitive ears. sharp canine fangs and a prehensile tail #and beyond that they've been outfitted with machine 'enhancements' to make them better suited for combat and destruction #and they've never experienced a kind touch in their life #letting them feel comfort will make them crave it. 'not actively suffering' should be the best they can strive for #their masters never anticipated that having someone treat them with anything other than revulsion or detatched indifference would break them #bc they banked on no one showing positive reactions to the monster that destroyed their homes and potentially killed their loved ones #caretaker is just crazy <33

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theguffbin · 8 months

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I did the thing

the horrible wretched thing

it breathes out of spite for god and smells of diseased moss and I hope it brings nothing but suffering and eight crazy nights bon appetit dork @akanemnon

#I did it #jumping on the bandwagon #because how tf did this monstrosity come back #its fucking horrible and i love it #literally the first thing I do after an eternity of doing nothing #months of creative rut and depression and boom #fucking bitchass adam sandler comes rolling in on a chariot of flaming garbage and broken memes #and suddenly everything feels like it makes sense again #eitherway i hope you hate it #i resisted a snootsie for once #it was hard but i managed #twin runes #twin runes au #twin runes fanart #akanemnon #eight crazy nights

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goatpaste · 2 years

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character line up doodles or whatever, mostly just wanted an excuse to draw stand and the other characters get a feel for their designs and just because i think its fun :)

skipped p2 for these because i already draw them so much and basically already did a line up like this awhile back so, sorry p2 ig <3

did ones for the main characters for all the parts iv seen so far! thinkin ill do another batch like with with villain's and secondary characters I like later one

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widdlediddle2 · 2 years

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bit of blood on last pic?

just a BUNCH of old doodles because i forgot how to draw today😔

#lwa #little witch academia #chariot dunord #atsuko kagari #ursula callistis #croix meridies #amanda oniell #lolll #so much unfinished works thas crazy #i dont think ive posted these?#if i did plz tell me cuz i gen cant remember #literally been waiting all week to draw again and my hands like drawing? whats that #charoix

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starry-blue-echoes · 1 year

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39 because crossovers my beloved

39. A series you would want to crossover with Jojo?

*vibrates in Many Thoughts* okay anon you have no idea what you've just unleashed, but I am a HUGE transformers fan and I have so many fragmented little thoughts of a "Jojo's But The Stands Are Transformers" type deal going on in my head you don't even know. Most of my thoughts have been allocated to Parts 3 and 4, mostly in terms of What Stands Transform Into What and a rough basis for a plot.

Part 3 is surrounding Jotaro buying this beat up purple truck and realizing he now has an alien living in his garage now. This time instead of trying to help his mom, it's more about helping Star(who's an autobot) reunite with his people. That isn't to say Holly doesn't get hurt, no Star ends up being seen with Jotaro and attacked by a Con (not Hierophant, he was a con who defected years ago because he got attached to Kakyoin) which leads to Holly getting hurt and landing in the hospital. Jotaro flips out, but realizes they were only attacked because of Star and decides the best and easiest way to get things over with is get Star back with the other Autobots and more or less get rid of him. Unfortunately for him, he gets attached

(also, Hermit Purple is a cassette who was separated from their carrier and has a precognitive ability, Magician's Red is a predacon with a phoenix alt mode, and Silver Chariot is just a really really fast car and he and Polnareff have been trying to get information about other Cybertronians in underground racing loops)

Part 4 is much different. Instead of being Autobots vs Decepticons, it's a collection of Neutrals desperately trying to make a place in the world safe from the fighting. Crazy Diamond had been passing through on the run when he came across Tomoko and Josuke (who was sick for completely unrelated reasons) and decided to help, and has been with them ever since. The Hand and Bad Company are ex-cons who are trying to settle down in Morioh, and Red Hot Chili Pepper is a mercenary hunting them down. Echoes is a protoform multi-changer Koichi found and is slowly doing his best to raise. For the most part, it's very detached from the Autobot Decepticon conflict and just a mishmash of all these transformers trying to figure out how to live together without catching the attention of anymore Autobots or Decepticons (Star was technically supposed to report this little hotspot of transformers back to Optimus but...... well, they aren't doing anything bad, and what the Boss didn't know wouldn't kill him-)

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claryxjackson · 8 months

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HALLIE HADDIX ➣ goodbye yellow brick road

i've finally decided my future lies beyond the yellow brick road

taglist: @richitozier, @foxesandmagic, @lizziesxltzmxn, @phoebestarks, @lovehermioneforever, @jewelswrites-ish, @kiara-carrera, @heavenlysurf, @decennia, @stanshollaand. @ocfairygodmother, @raith-way, @lucys-chen, @daughter-of-melpomene

#fic: chariot #my edit #pjo ocs #percy jackson ocs #hallie haddix #this song is so them it makes me crazy

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buncha-n · 1 year

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2023 あけおめ〜👏🏾🐰💐✨💖

#jojo stands #jjba fanart #purple haze jojo #the hand jojo #star platinum #crazy diamond #silver chariot #ナポリの男たち

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trianglekisser · 4 months

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would you ever go on the scariest roller coaster at six flags

yes but only if i had a friend or something to go with me because i am NOT sitting in the line by myself . the ride itself would be fine though even if i come out of it crying a little

#ive never been to six flags but i HAVE been to busch gardens and i got to ride on the griffon 👽#it was crazy i also rode apollos chariot which was slightly scarier imo #asks #nox speaks

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hyvee · 2 years

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The bible is so interesting when you really think about it…..

#sorry my old white male professor is turing my history of ancient europe into a bible study and im just trying to embrace it #again im not religious but the bible is really soo fucking interesting….#egyptian history never mentions the exodus of the hebrew people. it is likely the plagues never happened #and a sea never parted #but the hebrews didnt cross the red sea #tht was a mistranslation #they crossed the the sea of reeds #which was a #marsh #a muddy marsh #that egyptian chariots likely got stuck in #allowing the hebrews to escape #it is stated that moses is a hebrew name #but its derived from moshe #which is actually egyptian #the tellers and writers of the bible made a mistake that when corrected actually proves the bibles autuenticity #because moses was raised egyptian #idk its kinda crazy #i wanna look into the dissection of the bible more #AGAIN im not religious lmao

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a-dream-seeking-light · 2 years

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luis esteves - “crazy chariots iv” (for inktober 2017)

#luis esteves #crazy chariots #inktober #inktober 4 #inktober 2017 #drawing #ink #illustration #mecha #chariot #sci-fi #scifi #artstation #artists on artstation

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carrotcakecrumble · 1 year

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Andrew would go mental for songs of praise, be head banging and everything

#the charioteer #headcanon #it would be his version of a rave #go crazy christian boy!!!#andrew raynes

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iloveyoumorethansoup · 2 years

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Not to be thinking about croix on the regular as per usual but. I wonder how lonely she was in those 10 years

#like I mean yeah she definitely was able to essentially just start fresh after cutting chariot off #but did she make any lasting friends??#friends she cared about??#i know she got wayyy more charismatic and I think that would have to come from talking to people #but was that just like another science experiment to her trying to be able to put on the perfect image ?#also. i wonder if she made time for herself. i know she enjoys her sciences to a certain degree but how much non science time did she get #i wonder if she ever suffered from severe burnout #i just wanna know if she took care of herself :(#ok actually we all know the answer is she had more important matters than self care to her but like. how was it Yknow ?#not to be emo about croix when I’m 2 seconds away from passing out #but croix :(#i feel like I’m making incomprehensible words on how there’s no way croix took good care of herself in those 10 years #and that also she had to be crazy lonely even if she didn’t acknowledge it #and I mean. there’s definitely the Woodward thing. so there was like at least 1 person occasionally there. but her presence was unwanted #Yknow she must actually know how to cook ok. she was on her own for 10 years #ever since I made that post about chariot and croix being so young I have not recovered #soup talks

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rastronomicals · 1 month

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3:45 PM EDT April 1, 2024:

Neil Young & Crazy Horse - "Jesus' Chariot" From the album Americana (June 5, 2012)

Last song scrobbled from iTunes at Last.fm

Neil Young's Four Most Underrated Albums --- People just don't get it, man

re-act-or

Broken Arrow

Americana

Living With War

Neil Young's Three Most Overrated Albums --- Not that they're *bad*, mind you, they're just praised beyond their virtues

American Stars And Bars

Psychedelic Pill

Zuma

*** Other albums are properly rated, methinks ***

#Neil Young & Crazy Horse #Americana #Jesus' Chariot

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ravens-two · 4 months

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PAC: Your First Time With Your Person 18+

This reading includes:

how your first time will be like w/ your person

where and how it might happen

The extended reading includes:

what you will think about it

what your person will think about it

Disclaimer: this is just for entertainment purposes, and as a pick-a-card reading it may not resonate for everyone. Also, this content is 18+ only!

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Pile 1

Emperor rx, Two of Pentacles rx, Tower, Chariot | Sun god

"Come all, come now; expand into the skies and into the shadows below."

Hi pile 1, the energy here is very very masculine and dominant. I feel like most of you will be the more submissive energy so I'm going to focus on that for the reading, but please switch it around if you feel like it applies better to you that way. Anyhow, there isn't any switching or "equality" here, this is straight up power exchange energy. You are giving in to your person, letting them do whatever they want with you, complete surrender. This isn't scary for you though, you are doing this because you trust them completely and know they will take care of you. Honestly, despite this whole power play thing (I'm even seeing some manhandling) the sex will be super loving. I truly don't see it being rough or your person calling you names or anything like that. It's like they want to make love to you, they want to make sure that every single one of your needs is taken care of, but they don't want you to lift a finger. Just lay there and let them make you feel good, basically. Ooof, your person isn't shy about what they want, pile 1.

I think that this might happen either during the day or you will go all night long until sunrise (I think that for most of you it's the later). I also get the feeling that this will happen during spring/summer, or on a nice weather day. For most of you this is also happening in a bedroom. The energy I'm getting is that you and your person will want complete privacy and knowing that you have the time to do whatever you two want. For a smaller part of you this might begin in the car and then you move to the bedroom. The energy here is very explosive, it's like at first you're not really sure if you want to do this now, but then all of a sudden you can't think about anything else. I think that you'll be trying to convince yourself not do it at first for whatever reason.

I can't stop hearing the song "You Shook Me All Night Long" by AC/DC, so this is some more confirmation that the sex is going to last awhile. Honestly, you should check out this song's lyrics if you aren't familiar, because I feel like it's totally the vibe of your first time with your person. They are crazy about you, pile 1, like crazy crazy. They have wanted to do this for a long time.

Also, let me warn you to make sure you're protected if you can get pregnant! Like, pregnancy is the energy here so be careful if that's a possibility for you. Not to be too explicit, but I'm also seeing a lot of fluids and playing with them, so make of that what you will. Also, if your person is a man he is BIG.

I think that some of you have like a daddy kink or authority figure kink and it's something that it will come into play as well. I think that they'll enjoy it very much as well. There's multiple orgasms here, and I think that you'll be coming very fast and very hard. It will be earth-shattering. For some of you I'm also seeing that the man might finish first - for some it might be a bit disappointing, but your person will make it up to you; for others though I think that it's because you're starting with oral first. Also, if you have breasts they love playing with your breasts, or maybe it's playing with nipples in general. But, yeah this will start with a lot of foreplay and then you guys will have multiple rounds.

Pile 2

Eight of Wands, Ace of Wands, Nine of Pentacles, Fool | Maiden

"Demand what is yours and take back what was taken. Reclaim until you've gathered all of you."

Pile 2, hi! The first thing I'm getting from this pile is that this will be your first time having sex. If this doesn't apply to you, it might be your first time having sex after a long pause or the first time having sex with someone of a certain gender, but if neither applies it might be that this pile isn't for you. I think that for most people this is about losing their virginity, though. No matter the case, I think that this will be really lovely. Your person will make you feel like a god/dess. There's a lot of passion here.

Just like pile 1, I think that this will happen in a "safe" setting, most likely in your bedroom or your person's bedroom. I think that this place has a feeling of luxury to it, even if it isn't exactly luxurious if that makes sense. Basically, it's very tidy, well organized, beautifully decorated, you feel welcome and relaxed in this place. I'm actually seeing a fur rug and throw blankets on a bed, so really comfy. I think that for most of you this isn't planned. I think that it just kind of happens that you have your person over or that you are at their place and then they do something that just makes you think "that's it, I need them". I get this feeling that you just suddenly realize how much you love and trust in this person so you try to initiate. I see you being a bit awkward at first, but you'll find your footing quickly. Before anything happens though I see you making out with your person and feeling each other up for a long time, then your person will ask you if you're really sure about that and then all hell breaks lose.

I think that you have a lot of pent up energy and desire and you want to get it out as quickly as possible, but your person will take over a little bit and slow you down. For one, they know that it might be a big mistake to rush you, but also they want to be thorough with it. This person wants to get to know every single inch of you, they want to know what you like, what you love, what you don't care for. They want to explore your body and consume you. It's like body worship really. It's like they don't want you to think about anything else, but their body on yours. (I also get the vibe that some of you are very anxious or over thinkers and your person really wants to make sure that you're grounded for once). I also get this vibe that your person thinks that you're a bit of a brat, in the best way possible though. I see them laughing as they say that.

Just like pile 1, please make sure to use protection if there's any possibility of a pregnancy. I think that there will be a lot of foreplay and you'll be having at least one or two orgasms before penetration (also if your person is a man I think that they're bigger than average). Your person really wants you to feel good. I don't see you having multiple rounds because I think that you're going to be exhausted pile 2. Maybe the next day, though. Afterwards you're just going to cuddle with your person and have some aftercare. And, also let me tell you that you person is amazing with aftercare they're just so loving and gentle, not wanting you to move a finger and making sure that you're completely taken care of. They may bring you some food and drinks and then tell you to take a nap.

I think that you'll be a bit transformed by this first time. It might be a bit different for everyone and that's why I can't really see how. But it will change the way you view yourself, your sexuality and even your person. I think that it will help you to bond even more with your person.

Pile 3

Lovers, Ten of Pentacles, Temperance, Queen of Pentacles | Self-worship

"My hands fold as I speak to the stars, watching as the sky holds its breath. It's in stillness that I find all that I am and all of divinity within me."

Pile 3, this is probably the most romantic pile here and honestly that's saying something because they've all been super sweet. But this is 100% old-fashioned romance. I can actually see it very clearly that you're going out with your person, maybe out to dinner at a fancy or fancier place and then going either to a hotel or to one of your places to continue the night. This is the only pile that I see going to a hotel actually. But, your person will give you flowers, I think that it will be red roses for most of you (a classic of course), but for others it will be a bit more personalized, like let's say that you love tulips then that's what your person will get you. I actually just heard that your person wants to wine you and dine you and in more than one way lmao. They're funny.

For this pile I think that you have been dating this person for a while, but you're taking things slow. I just get the feeling that you two really love each other - deeply - and you know each other well. This doesn't feel like something that would happen after two or three dates. You might actually know this person before you start dating too. Anyway, as I was saying this is old-fashioned romance. I see candles and rose petals on the bed. Some of you might actually start by taking a bath together or giving a massage to one another. I just see it being very sensual, but calm. You're not rushing here, you both clearly want this, but you know that you have time and it feels so much better to draw it out like this. You're like the third pile where I have to say this, but use protection if you can pregnant! Y'all are very fertile.

I think that you're going to start with oral, and for some of you there's even 69ing here. I'm also seeing lots of fluids here. Like, even your bodies are wet with sweat or from your bath or massage. But this feels very wet, let's put it like that. With the Lovers and Temperance here this is such more than sex for you guys. It's truly like two people becoming one, body and soul. I don't see you two talking much, it's like you don't need to, the connection between you two is so powerful and so deep it's almost magical. There's lots of hand-holding, gazing into each others eyes, holding each other close. It's so, so sweet. I think that you might tear up from emotion, from how much you love them. When it comes to positions I see you guys sitting, cowgirl and missionary. But, basically, it will be whatever can give you as much closeness as possible. I also see you person holding your face, like cradling your head and running their hands through your hair.

Honestly, this will be transcendental for you guys, you might even get like an out of body experience when you orgasm. It will be very very intense. I see some of you describing it as almost being a religious experience. I see that some of you will be squirting for the first time, so that might also be intense. This is just for a few of you I think, but you might have sex in front of a mirror or they might start it by touching you in front of a mirror. Almost being like "do you see how beautiful you are?", etc, that sort of thing. The aftercare will also be very sweet, and I see you being so in love with each other afterwards. Just talking and holding each other until you fall asleep.

Pile 4

Two of Swords, Knight of Pentacles, Four of Wands rx, Three of Wands | The lovers

"Love lulls all sorrow and bewitches flesh, mind and breath, reminding me that I am unafraid of the unfurling winds of my eternity."

Pile 4, this is the most negative pile out of them all. I'm really sorry for that. I would much prefer that they were all amazing and without any problems. I don't think that it's anything serious, but it will vary from person to person. Most of all, what I feel in this pile is anxiety and almost not feeling comfortable in your body. I think that some people here have sexual trauma, relationship trauma, or even body trauma. There might even have some eating disorders in this pile. No matter what it is and no matter the seriousness of the situation, it has left you uncomfortable with your body and with sex. So, I feel like most of you are going into this with a lot of anxiety. It's almost like you want this but you don't at the same time. I'm getting a very specific message that it's only meant for a couple of you: you might have sex with a stranger or hook-up with someone (basically something you wouldn't normally do) just to prove to yourself that you can. It's almost like you're trying to do exposure therapy to yourself. Now, I'm not saying if it's right or wrong, it's not my place to judge really, but just be careful.

For most of you though, this is happening with a partner. I think that you're going to be a bit unsure at the beginning, you want to want it, but you're not really there yet. Your partner is going to be incredible here, because they're going to move really slowly to get you as comfortable as possible and stopping to see if you're alright. I see them showering you with affection and basically praising you to the heavens. They're going to be super careful with touching you, up to a point where it almost annoys you and then you start to become more active let's say. I think that you're going to take charge of the situation at a certain point and guide your partner on how you need it. And honestly I think that they're very much into it.

Throughout the whole thing you're a bit self-conscious. I think that you might be suffering from low self-esteem and you're not entirely comfortable with your body and how you look. This might mean that you have sex basically in the dark, with very little light to make you comfortable. I don't think that this is happening in your house, so that adds a little bit to your anxiety, because you're in an unfamiliar place. I can't get much more information about it, it's almost like your person is trying to protect you and your privacy which is really sweet.

However, I see that you will be left very satisfied at the end lol. Not only that though, you will be feeling much more confident in yourself and your sexuality. I'm seeing you feeling so sexy at the end. It's probably because of your partner too. They'll be like "do you see what you did to me?" and completely disheveled, and you'll be like "oh shit". This will be a turning point for you. I'm really happy for you, pile 4! When it comes to your relationship it will also be taking it to the next level, not just intimacy-wise, but also in the trust that you have in each other.

#pick a card #pac reading #tarot reading #tarot #pac #pick a pile #fs pick a pile #18+ pac

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