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I saw the father figure tea knight and thought that the headcanon was super cute so I wanted to know if you could do another with dark cacao but the reader is similar to a crow
Sure, anything for my readers! I've not had any ideas recently, please bear with me!
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"Feathers."
Dark Cacao + Gn!Crow!Reader (PLATONIC)
Warnings: Quite Minor Violence
Type: Fluffy Headcanons!
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It all started when Dark Cacao discovered some of your feathers all around the Black Citadel...
Dark Cacao, upset, called in Affogato and Caramel Arrow and had them explain why the feathers are all around the Citadel.
Apparently, Affogato had gotten attacked by you and your crew for trespassing on your territory. That made sense because screams were heard.
You were watching from a window in your cookie form, trying to also not get caught. But eventually Caramel Arrow saw you and caught you once you transformed into your crow form.
You were surprised to say the least, how did you not hear her approaching you? That wasn't your concern right now though.
Now here you are, facing Dark Cacao himself while Affogato snickers at you. That cheeky smile, you really wanted to peck his face but unfortunately, you were in Caramel Arrow's grasp. You didn't expect it to be quite tight!
Unknown to you, Dark Cacao was like, literally staring at Caramel Arrow, dumbfounded. The scene was awkward and funny at the same time. Caramel Arrow holding up a crow to Dark Cacao who watches dumbfoundedly while Affogato laughs.
Eventually, you were let down from the First Watcher's hold and transformed into a cookie as soon as her hands left you. The king and the royal advisor stared in shock, they didn't know you could do that!
Caramel Arrow wasn't surprised to say the least, she already saw you and your potential when she was sneaking up on you. Simply putting, she already knows your secret earlier than the both of them!
(Now now, enough with the past, on to the present!)
Cleaning up after you was now part of Dark Cacao's (or possibly other Watchers') duties. As much as he likes having a friend that can turn into a bird, you ought to leave a feathery mess!
Whenever in your cookie form, you would often face some troubles, especially around Affogato Cookie. Even in your cookie form, your crow senses still remain! You swore you could sense some ill-intentions from him.
Dark Cacao would have you hold you back from pecking or straight up fighting with Affogato, cooling you down by letting you perch on his shoulder and occasionally giving you some headpats despite his hands being quite large!
But that doesn't stop you from attacking Affogato when you had a chance though! It got so bad once that Affogato was straight up knocked unconsious with not many serious injuries, just a slap in the face.
From that day onwards, Dark Cacao or Caramel Arrow had to supervise you when you were around Affogato. Dark Cacao would eventually take you away for daily walks or some meals.
If he's free, he would sometimes clean your feathers for you. You liked how you were blown dry but not liked how you were sprayed without a warning.
You'd prefer to be in your cookie form more often, being able to take care of yourself, yet beating the heck out of Affogato until he's scared of you and runs away.
Overall, Dark Cacao is more like a caretaker than a friend to you, being quite intimidating but yet caring at the same time! You eventually learned from him that he has a son. You hoped you could see him one day. What happened between them, I wonder...
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Here you go!
Apologies if I got things wrong though, I couldn't quite understand, but this is the best I can do!
Hope you enjoy!
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HC that Jesper and Wylan have multiple offices/working spaces throughout the Van Eck estate.
While Wylan simply didnt want to use his fathers office for obvious reasons, fidgety perpetual movement Jesper needed an outlet for that energy or he risks falling back to old habits
Jesper would sit and read to Wylan for the rest of his days without complaint out of love but to say it wouldn’t be a struggle to sit in one place day after day would be a lie
They have enough rooms and space to make multiple work locations, so why not?
They work in the garden, they work in the music room, the kitchen, the living room, heck even the main hallway on occasion so Jesper can people watch
They find a balance that works for them
Wylan grateful that Jesper reads to him as if its no big deal and Jesper thankful that Wylan understood him enough to know how to make it not only feasible but enjoyable
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joansblondells · 1 year
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baby’s first high (SAVE HER)
hellcheer as textposts
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starlightsugar · 1 month
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I can’t believe that I missed nearly two weeks of
Daily CRK Headcanon!
[HEADCANONS NO. 42-54]
Golden Cheese Cookie is the shortest of all the Ancients.
Butter Roll Cookie and Butter Pretzel Cookie (from Ovenbreak) are estranged siblings.
Cream Unicorn Cookie wears leg warmers to help disguise their hooves.
Wildberry Cookie and Raspberry Cookie are like siblings to one another.
Oyster Cookie is secretly a lesbian, and feels very conflicted about it.
Mala Sauce Cookie and Capsaicin Cookie are also like siblings to one another.
Cherry Blossom Cookie and Cherry Cookie live in a renovated van, and started traveling after their parents died.
Financier Cookie wants to adopt a child someday.
Raspberry Cookie is very extroverted and has a lot of friends.
Once in a while the Cookies of Darkness will have a group self-care day, and it’s the only day when they sort of get along.
Royal Margarine Cookie once encountered Kumiho Cookie, and that meeting quickly led to an intense out-rizzing competition.
When Cotton Cookie dies, she will turn into a frost spirit and get to travel the world with her best friend for all eternity.
Rockstar Cookie and Parfait Cookie are siblings.
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giulzart · 1 month
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making out in the woods is hot, okay?
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reasons i cant make jokes about characters' genders: it will not be a joke for very long
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blazingstar29 · 10 months
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just thinking about how mavericks been wearing the same thing for his entire life and if that isn’t sensory issue coded then i’ll be dammed
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bazooka-overkill · 3 months
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TWO POSTS IN ONE DAY EVERYONE YAYYYYYYYY🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
im actually on kevin hart's public social media team and i can confirm that kevin hart is bald bull's no. 1 fan
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everyone say thank u to @tamago64 for this idea
inspired by the one image i had on my. bald bull tooth gap thingy and i had an image of kevin hart in the corner LMAO
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jormvngandrr · 1 year
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Unrelated but I just can’t stop thinking abt Björn with all his big feelings and his silly little dog and his silly little metal husband and his silly little babies like what’s he so silly for
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lilithisms · 3 months
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Lilith's power hcs bc i said so
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FIRST OFF , Lilith is powerful asf since shes . . . the queen of hell. One of the only people she has no chance EVER of beating in hell is Lucifer but . . . why would she hurt her husband.
Shadow step: If you seen Reaper from Over//watch then you'll have a better understanding of this ability. She can change the density of her body until she's a cloud of "shadow". She can expand of shrink herself in this state as she pleases.
Teleportation: Simple. We seen Lucifer do it. She also can do it. She can also teleport anyone/anything she's holding to the same location she's going to.
Transformation: Lilith can transform into a dragon. If she gets hurt in her dragon form, she's also hurt in her regular form. Depending on how badly wounded she is she could sleep for up to a week straight.
Pyrokinesis: Lilith can create fire from her hands, feet, mouth, and eyes. It's . . . really simple.
Hypnosis: Unlike SOME MEDIA DEMON . . . she doesn't use this often. She mostly uses her hypnosis to calm someone or erase a traumatic memory from others. Other time's she'll use it for her own selfish needs.
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quitecontrary69 · 1 year
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feeling silly
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coco0milkshake · 1 year
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Edit: change of headcannon; no more button eye
Wally’s eyes
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It’s safe to say he simply struggles
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ddejavvu · 2 years
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hi boo!! can you do more cottagecore Spencer Reid :3 I'm obsessed with the thought of having a picnic with him while making flowers crown for each other <3 he's so wholesome & cute oml
usually i'd wait for multiverse monday but i didn't post much this past mvm and i'm too eager to write cottagecore spencer :D
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One of the straps of Spencer's overalls flopped lazily over his bicep, no longer secured over his shoulder. The cream-colored sweater beneath was more stable, though, clinging tight to his neck. You weren't sure how Spencer got away with wearing turtlenecks in the spring, nearly summer, but the heat of the garden never seemed to bother him.
Not a single drop of the jam that was spread over your sandwiches stained his sweater, but several puffs of dandelions stuck to the knit garment that had drifted down from the messy crown of them resting on his head.There didn't seem to be a day that went by without Spencer having some sort of dandelion disaster, so much so that you'd made it his nickname.
"Dandelion," You mumbled through a mouthful of bread and jam, "Y'see the birds' nest over the house?"
Spencer squinted at the tree that shaded your cottage, mouth hanging slightly open as his nose scrunched. Apparently he made out the nest, though, because a bright grin broke out over his face as he nodded vigorously, sending his hair flying.
He tucked the strands neatly back behind his ears, more fluff falling out of his crown. You were grateful that your own was made of lilies, the petals draping delicately over your forehead instead of making you sneeze, "How many eggs?"
"Three." You announced proudly, "I wanna keep one."
"You know we can't," Spencer scoffed teasingly, "Remember the last time you tried? I thought the mother bird was gonna peck your eyes out."
"I wasn't stealing her baby! I was just helping him." You huffed, "He fell out of the nest."
"They're supposed to," Spencer reasoned, stuffing the rest of his sandwich into his mouth and speaking through his mouthful, "They can't fly right away. They have to do a few test runs."
"I didn't want him to get hurt!" You recalled the poor, screeching bird that you'd rescued, then promptly left behind when the mother divebombed you, "I was being a good person."
"Birds don't like good people," Spencer mused, "They like their babies."
"Can we get a bird?" You turned to Spencer, no longer staring wistfully at the nest in the tree, and instead turning your lethal pleading gaze towards him, "Please?"
"Birds are messy." Spencer's nose wrinkled slightly, "They require a certain level of grime."
"I'll keep the grime to a minimum!" You promised, popping a home-grown strawberry into your mouth, "And once he's trained well he can sleep in the bed with us!"
"Absolutely not." Spencer shook his head, ignoring your pitiful pout, "That's too dangerous!"
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It only took him three days to come up with an alternative. Dodging the stray cat that frequented your cottage, making sure he didn't trip over the animal that wound itself around his legs, he poked his head through the front door.
"Honey? You in here?"
"Kitchen!" You called out, your hands slightly damp from the fresh lilies you were arranging.
Spencer kept the gift held tightly behind his back, stepping into the kitchen dramatically.
"Whatcha got for me, dandelion?" You stood eagerly in front of him, reaching out for whatever was behind his back. He tutted softly, taking one hand out from behind his back to keep you in place.
"Close your eyes." He ordered, waiting until you were standing with your hands out and your eyes shut to hand you the pillow he was carrying.
You opened your eyes as soon as you felt weight in your hands, staring down at a little white pillow, a yellow bird embroidered on the front. You bit your lip to stop yourself from smiling too wide, but Spencer caught the gesture and his chest puffed slightly in pride.
"We can keep this bird in the bed," He started, "And it won't make a mess."
"Thank you!" You lunged for him, the pillow hitting his back as you wrapped yourself around him, "Did you make this yourself?!"
"Well we already had the pillow," He was thankful you hadn't noticed one of your throw pillows from the couch go missing, "But I stitched the bird on, yeah."
"That's amazing!" You pulled back from the hug, admiring the tiny details on the bird, "Spencer, I love it."
"I'm glad," He grinned, brandishing his very battered, spotty hand sheepishly, "Because apparently, I am not good with needles."
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valvoxtek · 2 months
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Valerie Primary Functions
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. SINGING: Valerie has the ability to sing any song you request. If it's just a funky , rave like song she can simply play it from her voice box.
. DANCING: TRUST VOXTEK WITH YOUR PLEASURE ! Valerie can lap dance and pole dance. Any other dancing style is a DLC.
. [REDACTED]: Yes , all her holes are functioning. They all self lubricate as well. Just like you , though , you must get her excited.
TRACKING: As long as you have a voxtek phone , valerie knows exactly where you are.
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high-queen-of-exy · 2 years
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another fun way to tell the twins apart is what energy drink they have.
Aaron drinks white monster, Andrew drinks cotton candy bang and this is the only thing they won't switch during the switchyard since they hate each other's drink of choice.
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road2manjuumaster · 27 days
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do you think hisoka has ever eaten insulation
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